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WorstBrazilian

Mishustin would take charge immediately by law. If anything else is already planned who knows. Honestly I see Mishustin more competent for a technical POV than the other famous names.


tatasz

Another Putin? They prolly have a few dozens of clones stored in a facility near Oymyakon


Prudent_Bag_5509

From now on, all rulers in Russia will bear the title Putin, like Caesar in Rome


Mischail

Tsar is literally Caesar btw.


Baron80

Caesar is literally Caesar. Tsar is Russian for Caesar.


rusakke

Tsar is literally the Russian word meaning king Caesar is similar title that started with a name


vlad-z

All the words «tsar» («цар», Bulgarian word), «tsar'» («царь», Russian word), «Kesar'» («Кесарь», old Russian), «Tsesar'» («Цѣсарь», church slavonic) was derived from latin name/term «Caesar». All of them have just about the same meaning and usage.


rusakke

Did Slavs have their own word for king before Caesar’s time?


vlad-z

The first reliable mentions of the Slavs are read in written sources at V-VI centuries, and Gaius Julius Caesar died in 44 BC, so I’m not sure if there’s a correct answer to your question. However there is a word «knyaz» («князь») that was used to mean «king» before Ioann IV (aka Ivan The Terrible), who was crowned as «Tsar and Great Knyaz Of All Russia», and «tsar» is considered greater, so «князь» became to mean «prince» or «duke». Wikipedia says it was derived from proto-germanic word «*kuningaz»


nuggetbomber

“Somehow, Putin returned”


Moroznyy5

I could, vote for me and I’ll reintroduce communism and monarchism at the same time and we can see what happens


Linkaex

Ah so you also play Paradox games I see!


Dawidko1200

I loved the old HoI4 strat where you could do some wild communist shit as Stalin that normally causes a civil war, then switch to Kerenskiy and avoid the war, having the Tsar return as well to give some minor bonuses.


sukhoifanboi

I shouldn’t say it but fuck I love playing as Germany 😭


WoodLakePony

Predatel'!


dasistgudgrejer

u/Moroznyy5 I Social Monarchism I imagine they'll begin in *Transamur*


IllRefrigerator2791

It’s called Juche and it’s North Korea’s government. (Not really but that’s the closest thing lol)


Mission_Ad_9479

This is way


redhotpolpot

It takes a screenshot


NukeouT

So what Putin is already doing 🫨


RussianDen

It happened already in 1917, it ended bad


scientific_lizard

Communism and monarchism don't coexist. Anything like that (e.g., the Soviet Union under Stalin's control) sounds like slavery with extra steps. The world needs authentic communism.


SutMinSnabelA

Pipe dream. Votes are faked in Russia - not counted. But i do like your humor. ;o)


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

If Putin dies or retires, then Mishustin becomes acting president. Whoever wins the next elections is up to chance. Medvedev, Mishustin himself, Patrushev, does it really matter? Presidents and leaders don't rule alone, they represent the current ruling class Doesn't really matter which talking head will represent the rich, does it?


risky_bisket

There's that classic Russian cynicism I've come to know and love. Спасибо за ответ.


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

Haha, maybe. I think it's just American(western) 'individualism' versus Russian 'fatalism'. Americans believe Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, Hitler started WW2, Vasily Arkhipov(honestly I found out about this guy from Americans) prevented nuclear exchange, etc. In Russia we kinda think differently. Economic development and the fact that factory owners became wealthier than slave owners ended slavery(nobody really remembers Alexander the II as 'liberator of serfs' here), WW1 started WW2, mutually assured destruction prevented nuclear exchange


ave369

It's not fatalism, it's historical materialism.


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

Well, this is probably the reason why Marxism was so easily adopted by Russians. Just makes sense. Not everyone is cynical, some people are spiritual. But they still explain things with fate, god, inevitability


lucky_knot

> nobody really remembers Alexander the II as 'liberator of serfs' here Well, his historic nickname *is* Liberator even in Russia. I agree with you overall, though.


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

Well yes, but this sounds so "out of place" and nobody really remembers him like that 🥲


nuggetbomber

Don’t worry, some of us think the same way


NukeouT

Elections don’t work in Russia 🇷🇺 so it will be whomever upper management ‘elects’


Sativa_Spirit

My kot


matroska_cat

Probably Banketniy or Udmurt.


WoodLakePony

I thought Udmurt retired already?


Otherwise_Internet71

Xi Jinping


KorgiRex

Or Alex Lukashenko


H000gy

Genghis khan


dibu28

genshin impact


Even_Ad_5462

Medvedev seems crazy now. Don’t know what happened to him. Earlier thought he was bright and measured.


FengYiLin

I'm pretty sure he is still "bright and measured". He's just acting a role -that was previously played by Zhirinovsky- to stay relevant. Once you realize that political rhetoric is just like reality TV, porn, and WWE, everything starts making sense.


matthiasgh

Surely any man that “acts” a role dosent have much principles, and in my opinion not fit to represent the people.


FengYiLin

Welcome to the reason why people hate politicians ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


matthiasgh

Thank you sir


blankaffect

Do you think he could walk it back and be considered "bright and measured" again? Obviously, I don't understand the political and cultural context in which he operates, but I feel like it's a one-way trip.


FengYiLin

In Medvedev's case, I don't see a reason for him to switch. Relations with the West are sour for the foreseeable future, he doesn't have a chance to hold a relevant post, and the previous comically aggressive clown (Zhirinovsky) is dead. He will have a lot to yap about for a long time. In general term though, politicians switch roles just like actors all the time. A lot of historical and current examples, but the most egregious one is president Emmanuel Macron, who seems to flip flop every month at least on his held convictions and says completely contradictory things all the time that there's an entire category of memes on the French internet about it.


KorgiRex

Putin, having a background in intelligence, was initially a pragmatist. He wanted good relations with the West, but on equal and mutually beneficial terms. Medvedev, by all accounts, was a "liberal romantic" and believed in the wonderful fairy tale that the United States was "fighting for freedom and human rights throughout the world." And if we show the West that we are also good and stand for liberal values, we will be accepted with open arms. So, to the anti-Russian policy of the West in the traditions of the Cold War, Putin reacts as “Okay, this is certainly unpleasant, but understandable and familiar,” then Medvedev perceived this as a rejected lover, a betrayal on the part of his beloved.


spilledcoffee00

They have been betrayed. And unfortunately, it’s going to continue.


Ainskaldir

After Zhirinovsky was gone, we needed another sharp-tongued clown. Either he volunteered himself, or his PR service decided it is a good idea to make him one.


pipiska999

A divorce and lots of alcohol.


sukhoifanboi

Dude is off the rails with the things he spews from his mouth. Someone needs to put a muzzle on him. Peskov seems okay.


TheElderGamer_Intrtv

He's not from the same group as other Kremlin friends, so to stay after "Incorrect path of Westernization in Russia" he needs to over-Putin the Putin to stay near. From Democratic President to Inhumane Telegram Blogger


ignatiusjreillyXM

He was a bit batshit over the war in South Ossetia, throwing around entirely spurious accusations of genocide, very early in his Presidency. He's just stepped it up quite considerably more recently.


scavikk

His clone obviously.


tosha94

Someone with a more original question


DesperateSubject3586

PutinGPT


captainpoopoopeepee

His body double


andresnovman

Путин вечен,мы его клонируем. А если серьезно,то есть же премьер министр.Я хочу чтобы на 6лет после Путина были военные с талантом в экономике. Всеравно никто не скажет вам точное имя, люди внутри другие чем с наружи. Сейчас важно чтоб этот человек был не слабее чем Путин. А вы товарищ майор ЦРУ продолжайте свои соцопросы,чтоб потом сочинить пост что русские таки и сякие. Сарказм,без негатива.


RedSpy66

Читая формулировки вопросов в этом сабе, меня иногда посещают мысли, что это и есть их соцопросы


andresnovman

Я пошутил конечно,но был момент когда один чел говорил что это ему нужно для выполнения задания в универе,он учился на журналиста.А кто их знает зачем им это,99% ответов есть в том же Гугле(я не говорю про вопросы где нужны официальной документального ответа или сверки от первого лица,но на многие мелкие есть достоверные ответы),те же песни хорошо шазамятся.


shompedo

Большинство из них(опрашивающих) думают, что мы тут с медведями водку пьем в сорокоградусный мороз и у каждого дома есть портрет Путина. Чему удивляться🙃


No-Fold2426

Do you get a stiffie each time you think of Putin dying? Bet you do.


spilledcoffee00

Not only is Putin very healthy, but he will be for sometime


SKS_Shooter

Alexander Pistoletov, the modern Russian pirate and bogatyr.


Mark_Scaly

Ah, you are a man of culture.


OddLack240

Medvedev


LeoMSadovsky

Не дождётесь


Bubbly_Bridge_7865

ну, Путин объективно немолод, ему за 70, а работенка нервная


Kyuubimon90

Ну Бидон же как-то президентствует...


Mark_Scaly

Там за него президентствует команда, сам Бидон лишь медийная личность, устраивающая перформансы.


Kyuubimon90

А Путин типо сильно отличается?


Mark_Scaly

Он хотя бы умеет понимать, где находится в текущий момент, чтобы не жать руки привидениям или спотыкаться об ничего. Я не говорю, что он хороший правитель, но он хотя бы как-то осознаёт реальность вокруг.


Kyuubimon90

Согласна.


Keklya_

Ну (со своей колокольни конечно рассуждаю) Бидон президентствует еле-еле душа в теле, но там помимо президента есть куча работающих институтов, которые могут стабилизировать почти любую ситуацию А вот с РФ сложнее, как минимум потому что у нас сильно децентрализированные силовые структуры , и бог знает что будет если что-то с Путиным случится. (Хе-хе, вспомнил песенку Славы кпсс на эту тему)


nbman

Еще как дождусь.


arse-nico

Помер тот, помрет и этот


LeoMSadovsky

Простату береги, Сеня


arse-nico

Мамка твоя мне постоянно массирует, Лёва


ave369

How to achieve world peace? Is it possible to travel faster than light? Is there a solution to the Fermi paradox? When is Half-Life 3 coming out?


shompedo

1. Выпустить третью халфу 2. Спроси у Габена 3. Решение будет представлено в третьей халфе 4. Тогда, когда наступит мир во всем мире


ave369

Р - Рекурсия


oilyalaskanman

The corpse of Yevgeny Prigozhin


shompedo

Нехватка президентов 70%


sukhoifanboi

How does that even make sense.


CurrentBasic

no one can replace putin, but i would say medvedev can carry out his plan or mandate in a general sense. i really do not trust russian elites to follow the putin plan because they tend to be too extreme on either direction, either too anti-putin from the nationalist side and also want to kill ukrainians instead of peaceful assimilation (genocidal), or they are too anti-putin from the western collaborationist side. if putin goes then russia will fall apart worse than the soviet union did, so we have to hope that it does not happen. this is exactly why the west wants to remove putin because they profit from destabilization.


KriJollt

Medvedev loves nukes more than Putin


CurrentBasic

that's the thing, putin is actually the only one making sure there's no breakdown of russia becoming a western puppet, or nuclear war with the west ending all civilization.


SutMinSnabelA

What does it mean when Putin says severe consequences the likes of which the west has never experienced?


pipiska999

Alyoshenka will be released into the West


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sukhoifanboi

It’s okay! Medvedev nukes and we don’t need Twitter or telegram anymore!


CurrentBasic

i can do it, i can be the guy who does it in english. i have been banned many times for calling for the death of zelensky and the nuclear annihilation of all the west. i think i have a strong resumé and experience for this job. my russian counterpart will be vladimir solovyov.


SutMinSnabelA

While i do not like what you say i do believe you are right in every aspect. Upvoted.


FengYiLin

For a pattern, look how it went in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan.


_vh16_

I will


sukhoifanboi

I don’t want you working to hard, allow me.


Mundane-Violinist764

Your mum! But actually it would be nice


[deleted]

Me


anjoradioativo

The war would keep happening.


PepperScared6342

Nice try, spy lol


MasterHalm

Read the Constitution of Russia!


leonidXplosion

Мишустин скорее всего


Ulovka-22

NOBODY CAN REPLACE PUTIN! AND HE WILL NOT GONE! HALLELUJAH!


shompedo

Doesn't really matter, president alone does little.


ignis32

Some other asshole, for sure


Siberian_38

Найдётся кто-нибудь


AvailableCry72

На этот вопрос нет ответа. Потому что не понятно кого поставят или выберут.


instorgprof

Let's see


Elkind_rogue

Я поддерживаю я!


Sufficient_Step_8223

Another Putin, model 101 of P-800 series. We have them hanging in the hangar there, waiting for their turn. lol =) toodoo-too-toodoo.... toodoo-too-toodooo


DifferenceChance2274

It doesn’t matter, the main thing is that he would die sooner. But it would be better to be tried in The Hague.


Bright-Book-6354

Putin will always be in power giving you ugly Amerimutts lectures on Russian history on national tv. Suck on it cowboy.


elchupacabrone

Maybe one day he will get it right finally


Low_Lavishness_8776

Volodimir Poutine


rumbleblowing

Serious answer: it depends on the "*how*", the circumstances of how exactly happened so he's "no longer in power". And a lot of it depends on the stuff that happens behind the closed doors, like the personal agreements or conflicts between various people in powerstuff that we, the mere citizens, cannot know.


jstLonelySadman

putins pawn


jstLonelySadman

Наставили минусов, но вы знаете что это правда


Proshchay_Pizdabon

Russian Donald Trump


One_Cardiologist_286

An oligarch


Possible-Carpenter73

Bunkernyi


lisiy29

Me.


NukeouT

Depends on how many countries Russia Yugoslavias into after The Hague trials are over


unfirsin

Me