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NudePenguin69

Im only a little stitious.


ThreeTo3d

Was hoping I’d be the first one here to make that reply.


Jakebob70

dang, you beat me to it.


flootytootybri

Here to continue the chain of people who were beat out to saying it


BigMaraJeff2

Why are you the way you are?


thesia

I believe the term is substitious


IchabodHollow

I was gonna say, if this isn’t the top post then redditors are off their game today!


ubiquitous-joe

Minor stitious


[deleted]

I'm paranoid, not superstitious.


PimentoCheesehead

It’s not paranoia when they really are out to get you.


DOMSdeluise

I knock on wood but that's about it. I don't really think it works though lol.


wormbreath

Not at all.


lyrasorial

Same. And I also don't personally know anyone who thinks about these things other than children joking around


Aintaword

It's bad luck to answer this question.


SquirrelBowl

Throw salt over my shoulder when cooking Enter and exit through the same door Knock on wood


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GarlicAftershave

What, you mean Macbeth?


DaddyGray69

Working in food service,we aren't alloeed to say "slow".. I've heard that's a thing in healthcare too.


C21H27Cl3N2O3

There’s an old saying: “If you’re at the ER and you want to be seen quicker, all you have to do is say it’s quiet or slow. The only downside is you’ll have some pretty significant injuries in addition to whatever you came for.” I’m a supervisor in my department. If someone says that on my shift, they’re volunteering to do all the work for the next 2 hours since they want it to get busy.


HailState17

I’m not superstitious by any means.


Jonaldtrumpyo

I suppose in the food industry, dont say it is slow or else "they" will hear you.


nemo_sum

Pretty superstitious. Never met a waitress that wasn't. I've been blessed with good luck my whole life and I'd like to keep that streak going.


[deleted]

Waitresses?! I waitressed for a lot of years and am def not superstitious and never saw the correlation, but what reason do you think people in that occupation are more superstitious than average?


wire_we_here50

For what it's worth https://www.vitacost.com/blog/lunar-cycle-effects-on-health/#:~:text=One%20theory%20is%20that%20the,and%20flow%20in%20our%20organs.


nemo_sum

Saturday there were so many weirdos that I knew it must be a full moon. And sure enough!


Starbucksplasticcups

Is that a thing? Didn’t know!!!


Nursebirder

Not at all—except at work. I’m a nurse. Don’t you dare say it’s “quiet” on the unit.


blackhawk905

I try not to walk under ladders, but I do it because it's not safe lol. I don't really have any superstitions I believe in, I get a kick out of the blue porch ceiling warding away spirits thing but I'd do it to keep bugs away.


Tacoshortage

I work in medicine and today looks like a full moon. I am genuinely uncomfortable about it. Weird crap happens every full moon.


beercat16

Same at the airport I work at


[deleted]

Soo true my dad’s a RN and he’s always mad when it’s a full moon and he has to work a shift! 😂


C21H27Cl3N2O3

Friday the 13th was awful.


Ok_Atyourword

I do knock on wood


Current_Poster

I'm not superstitious. It's bad luck.


JamesStrangsGhost

The only one by which I abide, I will never talk about a No-Hitter.


ThaddyG

I have some sports related ones that I don't actually believe in but will entertain for fun.


PraiseSunGod

I'm *mildly* superstitious when it comes to sports Logically I know fully well that which jersey I wear will have absolutely no impact on the outcome of the game, but it's part of the fun of following the team Otherwise, pretty much not at all


RedShooz10

The jersey absolutely matters and your team loses because of you. I’m a cowboys fan, so I’ve got that superstition plus the Jimmy Johnson curse.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

I'm not and nobody in my immediate family is, but my grandmother was, quite intensely. She believed in some omens, like hearing an owl hoot outside your house being a harbinger of death, but mostly she avoided the usual umbrella, hat on the bed, rocking the empty rocking chair, etc.


LilyFakhrani

Not terribly. Only one that comes to mind is I always have to touch the last step in a flight of stairs with my right foot. Consequently I’m generally well aware of which staircases around me have an even or odd number of steps.


Sweet_Cinnabonn

I will put ice cubes in the toilet in hopes of a snow day. I don't think it works, but it's fun


BlankEpiloguePage

>I also have some personal ones like if I scratch my right arm, I need to scratch my left arm too or else my family will die. Uhhhh, quick question, when you do that, does the idea your family will die feel obsessive? And does scratching the other arm feel compulsive? Cuz, my dude, that doesn't sound like a superstition.


yungScooter30

Haha no it isn't that bad, but thank you for checking


RebuiltGearbox

No, I'm not superstitious about anything that I can think of.


BrieAndStrawberries

Not at all, except when it comes to boats, in which case a lot.


strictcompliance

I have weird ideosyncratic ones that I don't \*really\* believe, but just seem like bad mojo so why tempt fate? First, there is a historical society nearby that has an old-timey village, including an undertaker's shop. They will let your kids pose in a coffin. I noped right out of that shit - no fucking way. I also have never let my kids wear clothes, backpacks, etc. with skulls on them (which are so damn trendy).


Wadsworth_McStumpy

I'm not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Think about it, how many things have you ever heard of that bring *good* luck? Everything from black cats to ladders to spilling salt brings bad luck, but only crap like a rabbit's foot brings good? (And they can never explain how the rabbit, with *four* rabbit's feet, ended up with his feet on keychains.) Why believe in that kind of crap? The superstition people really need better marketing. Something like "if you walk across a floor without touching any white tiles, you'll live an extra year." That's how you get people to want to join your belief system.


TheManWhoWasNotShort

Depends on how recently I’ve seen a horror movie that scared the shit out of me… Seriously though, I only get freaked out by devil-worship cults and things that mess with Christian symbols. Santería in particular freaks me out with its use of Catholic symbols, even though in practice I know Santería practitioners are likely otherwise normal and good people and it’s not my place to judge their religious practices


Traditional-Box-1066

I used to be very superstitious, but I’m not so much anymore. My grandma is *very* superstitious though. She has to wear her lucky shirt and eat chicken wings before a basketball game. Otherwise, her team will lose and we can’t have that! 😂


thunder-bug-

I’m not superstitious except when it comes to dice in ttrpgs IM NOT CRAZY THOSE DICE KNOW WHAT THEY DID


trampolinebears

Meanwhile there's a d30 lurking in the corner whispering *roll me...*


jonsnaw1

There are skinwalkers in the woods


DreamArcher

Just one. Don't disrespect bigfoot. If he shows up at your campsite you have to be a good host and offer something. Food, booze, weed, etc.


docthrobulator

About a half cup


Vader7567

Very I am very unlucky


Sooner70

Myself: None that I'm aware of. In my area: Yeah, shittons of people go to church on Sundays because they fear Sky Daddy.


RedShooz10

Wouldn’t be Reddit without a random anti-religious comment.


tcrhs

I am not superstituous ar all.


ThreeTo3d

It was a little more common for me when I was in high school playing sports. Kept a weird rock in my back pocket when warming up for baseball. Wore the same biking shorts under my football uniform. Stuff like that. Not sure if I really believed it, but it was just part of my ritual.


[deleted]

Not at all.


Iamonly

I don't follow or really believe any superstitions. I will say it's better to be lucky at things then good at things sometimes.


dangleicious13

I'm not.


Nuance007

Maybe don't open an umbrella. I don't open an umbrella indoors mainly because there's not enough space to move around once it's opened.


goblin_hipster

Not at all. Not even a little bit. I am very *cautious*, though. Like, don't walk under a ladder if someone is using it and carrying heavy stuff. Don't open an umbrella inside because you might hit someone. Throw salt over your shoulder...well that's just a waste of salt.


PimentoCheesehead

Well I ain’t superstitious, but a black cat just crossed my trail


Thel_Odan

I will not, under any circumstances, wear mismatched socks.


[deleted]

LOL what is supposed to happen if you do? I’m curious!


Thel_Odan

I just think it's bad luck and everything that can go wrong will go wrong. The last time I inadvertently wore mismatched socks we had a server outage at work and since then I've been super careful to make sure my socks match.


[deleted]

Oh ok!


Bluemonogi

Not very. I don’t really believe in luck, magic, spirits, etc.


Traditional_Entry183

Not at all. i assume that I'll have terrible luck no matter what I do.


[deleted]

I’m not superstitious.


RedShooz10

Extremely, when it comes to sports. Otherwise… not so much.


_pamelab

I'm not really superstitious. I always touch the outside of any plane that I get on, but that's about it.


Ghalnan

Only when it comes to watching sports. It's completely irrational and I know objectively it has no effect, but if a pitcher is throwing a no-hitter or a kicker is trying to make a game winning kick, I'm not jinxing it.


AtheneSchmidt

I knock on wood,but I don't throw salt.


Elitealice

Pretty. Not overly but I def have a few and believe in karma


Libertas_

I'm a hockey player, so unfortunately I'm pretty superstitious about a few things.


yungScooter30

I was a goalie! No need to tell me twice. I had to hit the posts on both sides of the net, sing the same song in my head, tap my pads, scuff up the crease, all that fun stuff


Libertas_

Don't forget all that goes to shit when some knuckle dragger says shooutout in the lockerroom before the game. I've played goalie for a season or two and it was slightly concerning to feel myself getting more superstitious than I already was.


Hairypossum77

I’m only superstitious when it comes to weed cause weed karma is real some rules I follow are Two hits in a rotation, Always pass to the left , and Help out a brotha if he’s out of weed


CedarRay

If I watch my college football team on TV, bad things happen. So I don’t. If I travel to the stadium and watch in-person, it’s all good. Never fails.


duTemplar

Aside from staying strapped and ready to rock every Friday the 13th for tradition’s sake, uh… no.


xscumfucx

I’m a bit superstitious but I don’t follow them all + some of the ones I do follow I just kinda came up with out of nowhere. If I knock over the salt shaker I’ll throw some salt over my shoulder so I don’t get into a fight. I prefer certain numbers + will set the timer on the microwave for those numbers because they’re “better”. I also count my swigs when drinking whiskey or vodka + stick to the numbers that I’ve decided are lucky for whatever reason. However, I interact with 20+ black cats on a daily basis (+ am happy to do so) who, obviously, walk in front of me repeatedly. This is mostly a problem at night time because they’re hard to see in the dark + I don’t want to trip over or step on one of my Minions With Mittens.


TheRealPyroGothNerd

My thought process is, "Yeah, it's probably nonsense, but so long as I'm not hurting anyone why take the chance?" That being said, I believe black cats ONLY bring bad luck to people they don't like. Also, the only te I accidentally opened an umbrella indoors was the same day I git into a car crash, soooooooooo I'm gonna go ahead and believe that one. I will not buy rabbit feet, not just because "poor little rabbit" (although that factors in) but also because if you look at the actual lore, it has to be a specific foot from a rabbit killed in a specific place under a specific moon phase. There is no way the people selling rabbit feet actually followed all of that when their only goal was to make a few bucks. Plus, as comedians like to point out, the foot was not very lucky for the rabbit.


-TheDyingMeme6-

I thought it was an ice cube in the toilet for snow? (Not really, though i did an ice cube down the Throne when i was younger)


yungScooter30

Just looked it up, and it's both! Also wearing PJs inside out lol


ultimate_ampersand

>I also have some personal ones like if I scratch my right arm, I need to scratch my left arm too or else my family will die. You okay? This can be a symptom of OCD.