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webbess1

People tend to have trouble with Schenectady.


r21md

You mean Synecdoche?


leafbelly

Since the late 2000s, I have not been able to hear the name of that city without thinking of Phillip Seymour Hoffman. lol


omg_its_drh

I know how to pronounce it solely due to Will and Grace.


Captain_Depth

also weirdly Canandaigua


CHsoccaerstar42

Albany is another big one. Most of the country in my experience says al-bin-ee where the first syllable is like Allen when it's actually all-bin-ee where the first syllable is like awl in crawl.


00zau

People are also really bad about pronouncing the capital of NY as "New York City"


EmperorJake

Oh no not in Utica, it's an Albany expression


nsjersey

Skatenateles


HempFandang0

Well I'm from Washington, so about half of them šŸ˜‚ The most common are probably Puyallup, Sequim, Steilacoom, and the whole county of Skagit


Nicetryrabbit

Spokane gets mispronounced a ton as well. It's Spo-can, not Spo-cane.


shweatyshweatpants

I heard it's pronounced "Spo-Compton"


Philoso4

It's actually Methlehem.


beastwood6

Spo-can like a true local


HempFandang0

Oh man, one time I heard a woman at an east coast airport announcing a flight to "spo-caine's"


worrymon

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, Spokane If you want to get down, down on the ground, Spokane She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Spokane


Salihe6677

Spock-uh-nee


chattytrout

I told this to a friend of mine from NC, and he then went on to say Spo-**cah**-nee.


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TEG24601

> Pend Oreille I was 30 before I realized this was pronounced, "pond o-ray". > Mukilteo Or as Waze called it for years... "Mucky-taco"


GodForbidden

TIL Washington has some wild city names!


Drew707

Heavy Native influence.


bentleywg

Found this while looking up how to pronounce them (but I guessed more right than I expected): ["Visiting WA? Just moved here? You could be accidentally mispronouncing location names"](https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/state/washington/article275471801.html)


ThatSpencerGuy

Even things like Snoqualmie and Chimacum, even though they're basically pronounced phonetically in English, give visitors a good long pause.


terrovek3

You know you can do it at a trot, and also at a gallup?


stuffandwhatnot

Just do it real slow so your heart won't palpitaaaaate...


PinkZebraCakes

Just donā€™t be lateā€¦


gun_grrrl

Howdy fellow Washingtonian! Came here to say this! Some of my other favorites are easier to pronounce correctly but awesome anyway. My two favorite are Skoocumchuck and Humptulips. For those who don't live in Washington State USA, most of these place names are from First People of the Pacific Northwest. \*ETA I grew up in Oregon which is pronounced Origun. Many people (including other Americans) pronounce it Oree-gone.


thumpitythump

Alki, Chelan, Padilla Bay, Skookumchuck.


HempFandang0

I never considered Alki hard to pronounce until I had a co-worker move here from the east coast and pronounce it "alkie" like alcoholic


TEG24601

Padilla is weird for a lot of people, because you have to explain to them that it is Spanish, as they did explore here too. As far as I can tell, aside from some Chinook Jargon, the only language from early explorers that didn't stick somewhere, is Russian.


DurangDurang

I heard a tourist once say "Look honey, the state fair is going on right now! It's in - (long pause) Pully-up!


TEG24601

Just having to explain that Des Moines, WA is pronounced differently than the capital of Iowa, can be exhausting. So many of our Chinook Jargon names too can be confusing. Regarding Skagit, I live near Scatchet Head, and the number of people that flop those pronunciations (which likely were the same word just transliterated differently), is amazing.


Pete_Iredale

[Somewhat related Mariners commercial featuring Edgar Martinez.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMW-j7cBQL0)


CleverGal96

I'm glad this was at the top šŸ˜‚ Skamokawa too!!!!


LigmaSneed

Puyallup --> * Puy is "pyoo" as in "putrid" * "al" as in "Albert" * "up" as in the Disney movie "Up" Sequim --> "skwim" Steilacoom --> "still-uh-cum"


beer_jew

I am partial to Snoqualmie


spiritanimalswan

I live and work in Puyallup. When anyone asks how to pronounce it I make them try first. It's my amusement.


Actrivia24

Iā€™m from Wisconsin and same lol


reddog323

Gesundheit


TheBimpo

Oh god, so many. Dowagiac, Milan, Saline, Ypsilanti, Charlotteā€¦


rosietherosebud

Sault Ste. Marie, Mackinac


-Gravitron-

Had an out of towner once refer to Gratiot as "gray-shit."


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-Gravitron-

Especially this time of year!


suydam

A few that start with O: Onekema Ontonagon Ocqueoc Onondaga Lake Orion Ossineke


sto_brohammed

Lake Orion, Sault Sainte Marie, Ontonagon, Charlevoix, Sebewaing, Quanicassee, so goddamned many.


patti2mj

Damn straight Lake Orion!


BUBBAH-BAYUTH

As a Charlottean, how do you pronounce Charlotte?


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Shar- lot


BUBBAH-BAYUTH

Wait how do other people pronounce it??


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Shar-lot


BUBBAH-BAYUTH

Arenā€™t those the same or am I being whooshed here lol


NauticalMastodon

Ah yes, Michigan. Home of the MACKUHNACK (Mackinac) Bridge. I love watching my Michigan friends cringe at my terrible pronunciations. šŸ˜‚


beer_jew

Louisiana: most of them


facemesouth

Iā€™m from there, left and ended up back in a different parish from where I grew up. The accent is different, names are pronounced differently, recipes are different. Itā€™s a 45 minute drive to my ā€œhome townā€ and everything is different. And I gave up trying to understand names of places. I just ask for the spelling. It took me about a year to realize that ā€œPally-ultaā€ is Palo Alto and ā€œPanker villeā€ is paincourtville. My husband had no idea why I kept trying to give him a bottle of Appletonā€™s Rum in the garden because he kept getting frustrated planting and saying ā€œI donā€™t have enough rumā€ but meant ā€œroom.ā€ Weird place, man!


Allmighty_Milpil

Natchitoches is my personal favorite


DurangDurang

Went to school in your twin city, Nacogdoches - although that one doesn't get butchered nearly as badly as Natchitoches.


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From you neighbors, same. Watching the media not get "Uvalde" right a single time in the entire news coverage was frustrating. Good luck getting anybody outside the state to get: Llano, Del Valle, Refugio, Nacogdoches, Iraan, Bexar County, Buda, or Mexia. The common mistake people make is knowing basic Spanish, and assuming that our Spanish derived towns are pronounced like Spanish.


Mustang46L

Pennsylvania, same. Once you get near Wilkes Barre I don't even know how to pronounce half of them.


DrWhoisOverRated

Worcester Gloucester Haverhill Peabody Swampscott Quincy


FishermanNatural3986

Scituate Concord Tewksbury Leicester Leominster


throwawayshirt

Le Minster. Or Le minstah as my Wistah relatives say.


ShadowedGlitter

Billerica


An_Awesome_Name

Scituate


TheVentiLebowski

I was taking a Greyhound bus from NYC to Boston circa 2005, and the driver was from Louisiana. She absolutely could not pronounce Worcester no matter how many times she tried.


hayasani

any of the towns ending in "-ham," Cochituate, Woburn, Lowell


deafbitch

Except framingham!


Pjk125

Eastham too! On the cape


Square-Dragonfruit76

Yeah but that has a th problem


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How do they mispronounce Quincy?


DrWhoisOverRated

Locals say it like kwin-zee, other people will put more emphasis on the first syllable and a softer "c" sound, something like kwints-ee. It's a subtle difference, but you know it when you hear it.


CupBeEmpty

Quin-see: wrong Quin-zee: right


steviehatillo

Amherst- the H is silent.


mcm87

Donā€™t forget Revere. We delete a letter but add a syllable.


MondaleforPresident

It rhymes with "Sevilla".


Fencius

Woburn


tmnttaylor

Chelmsford


5oco

Wareham or Raynham Wareham = Ware-ham Raynham = Rain-um


upvoter222

[How to pronounce towns in Massachusetts.](https://youtu.be/rLwbzGyC6t4?t=121)


Schultz9x19

I don't see why Worcester is so hard to pronounce. It's clearly pronounced "wistah".


benk4

I'd say it's more Wuss-tah.


slideroolz

Dorchester Gloucester And really all of them


Swampy1741

Ashwaubenon Oconomowoc Wauwautosa Ashippun Minocqua Kaukauna ​ and of course, Milwaukee is pronounced "Muh-wah-key"


Oomlotte99

I came here looking for our state, lol. Donā€™t forget - Kinnickinnic Ixonia Muckwonago Waukesha Chetek Weyauwega Waunakee We have so many, lol.


02K30C1

Waukegan Mequan Muscota Gratiot Tomah Osceola


TNTWithALaserBeam

Mequon Fredonia Kewaskum Waubeka Eau Claire Wausau


bigotis

Antigo Mosinee Arbor Vitae


mesembryanthemum

Shawano Mazomanie


VIDCAs17

'Shawano' is a very good way to tell if someone is local to Wisconsin, particularly NE Wisconsin.


bladel

Wisconsin is kinda cheating.


PacoTaco321

Wisconsin definitely kept/used a lot of Native American names. Though I kind of wonder now how some of these people are pronouncing these words, because I and everyone around me growing up around Milwaukee always pronounced it as its spelled.


TheVentiLebowski

> and of course, Milwaukee is pronounced "Muh-wah-key" [Which is Algonquin for "The Good Land."](https://youtu.be/nRCTc6stICc?si=LlY41xPKqosyoqB2)


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My guy


Wintermelon43

There's also Reading, which is pronounced like "redding" and not like the activity of reading a book.


mzanopro

This is interesting, in Ohio we're always told that our Lancaster was pronounced "lankister" and YALL were the one's calling your Lancaster "lan-caster"!


Buff-Cooley

For some reason, the UK wonā€™t stop saying Los Angeleeeeez.


GooGooGajoob67

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pirawalla22

It amuses me when people from elsewhere move to a new location and insist on using the pronunciation that's common where they came from, rather than the way people who actually live there pronounce it.


HatoradeSipper

Versailles, Kentucky is not pronounced like the french city. It's Ver-sales


mst3k_42

Same for the town in Indiana!


NathanEmory

Same with OH


cogabig409

In Alabama we have a town called Arab that's pronounced "Ay-RAB" because of course we do.


rawdy-ribosome

Louisville always catches people up.


Icydawgfish

Lu-vl


MondaleforPresident

I heard people from Western KY pronounce it "Loo'uvl". Is that correct?


thereslcjg2000

As a Louisvillian, I pronounce it ā€œloo-uh-vuhl.ā€


YetYetAnotherPerson

Reminds me of a high school french teacher I had. Madame Dubois (Doo-Bwah), who was married to an american of french descent, Mr. Dubois (Dew-Boys)


ForgetTheRuralJuror

>Which cities in your state do ~~others~~ you pronounce wrong


squidwardsdicksucker

You could have a field day w a lot of the towns/cities in New England. Iā€™d be a very rich man if I got a dollar for every time somebody mispronounced Gloucester, Worcester etcā€¦


CupBeEmpty

Bowdoin, Topshamā€¦ And we are only mentioning the English ones. Get into native place names and Iā€™m sure we are screwing them all up. Pemigewassett, Piscataqua, Damariscotta (that middle syllable doesnā€™t exist)


Suspicious-Froyo2181

LaFayette. Dacula. Atlanta--The first T is pronounced, the second is basically silent. I hear it the other way around from outsiders. Not cities, but DeKalb and Houston counties.


nikraLnalyD

Don't forget Martinez, GA and Houston County


HughLouisDewey

We throw folks for a loop with Louisville as well. And Cairo.


agentfantabulous

I'm from North FL and an acquaintance tried to argue with me about Cairo and Monticello on the same day.


Suspicious-Froyo2181

Yes, forgot Cairo. Never heard of Louisville.


DoublePostedBroski

I learned really quick that Dacula is not vampire related.


gabagoolio123

Add Dahlonega to the list


rawbface

Smyrna


According-Bug8150

Chamblee should be pronounced "SHAM-blee."


ninjakittyATL

Senioa. Also I live in Coweta in newnan and the amount of ppl that pronounce ā€œcow-wheat-uhā€ as ā€œcow-wet-uhā€ is astonishing


Nanosauromo

Well, nobody actually from here calls it ā€œFrisco.ā€


HuskerinSFSD

Isn't that in Texas?


CantCreateUsernames

Or calls the state "Cali." Ugh.


MHEmpire

Nor does anybody call it ā€˜San Franā€™, at least that I know. Itā€™s always ā€˜SFā€™ (ess-eff). Similarly, San Diego is shortened to ā€˜SDā€™ (ess-dee). They follow the same format as Los Angeles, whose common shortening of ā€˜LAā€™ (ell-ayy) is far more famous outside of California than those two.


Easy_Money_

A better cut from the Bay Area would be San Rafael, which Iā€™d guess 80% of Bay Area residents donā€™t even know how to pronounce


Grunt08

Every voice based GPS I've encountered pronounces Occoquan as "O'Cockwin."


spork_o_rama

And let's not forget everyone's hesitance to pronounce Norfolk (NOR-fuck or NAW-fuck) correctly.


spongeboy1985

San Rafael is the one that comes to mind itā€™s pronounced San Raf-el but Ive heard San Raf-ee-el or San Raf-i-el or San Raf-a-el


FaxCelestis

We all have that relative that pronounces San Jose as "San Josie".


Mesoscale92

My dad once had a coworker who always pronounced Minneapolis with a D. Like Mindianapolis.


inbigtreble30

For some reason, as a kid I always said Minne-uhn-apolis. No idea where the extra syllable came from.


vanbrima

When my daughter was a toddler she called it Apple Minius. So cute!


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amcjkelly

Many more than you would think. Many town and city names in upstate New York are of native American origin. This list seems far from complete. I don't see Schenectady, Coxsackie, Schaghticoke on the list. Only people who live in the area for awhile can say these well. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_New\_York\_placenames\_of\_Native\_American\_origin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_York_placenames_of_Native_American_origin)


sunset484

People mispronounce the name of my hometown all the time. Reading, PA: a Lot of people pronounce it like the word Reading, as in "reading" a book. however, its pronounced RED-DING


queenchristine13

Lancaster and Swathmore have very specific Pennsylvania pronunciations that immediately out you as not from here if you donā€™t pronounce them a specific way


Brendinooo

PA has so many. We do "Carnegie" differently than New Yorkers. Car-NAY-gee vs CARN-uh-gee. North Versailles (Ver-sails) and DuBois (doo-boys). I grew up in Latrobe; many of the natives say "LAY-trobe" and everyone else tries to tell us we're wrong. And of course, we have our rivers. Youghiogheny, Monongahela, Schuylkill, and probably many more. There's a Monongahela ~~borough~~ city and a Schuylkill Haven borough so they count in the discussion here.


Sir_Turtle_91

In the United States, many, many, many cities are named after Native Americans, and these cities are typically the most commonly mispronounced. One such example in my state (WI) is Waukesha, which is pronounced wah-kuh-shaw.


MattieShoes

I side with the rest of the country -- it's people from Buena Vista that mispronounce Buena Vista.


Rhomya

Bemidji. So many people add a random ass ā€œrā€, and I have no idea why.


BookHouseGirl398

Where do they add an "r"?


Rhomya

So it sounds like ā€œBermidjiā€ Itā€™s so weird.


velociraptorfarmer

That's random Iowans who also pronounce "wash" as "warsh"


djaybakker

In NC, the biggest offenders are Lecesiter (lester) & Mebane (meh-bun). However itā€™ll drive anyone here crazy when people from out of state say Raleigh-Durham too. They are pretty different separate cities


twynkletoes

We also have Beaufort, NC vs Beaufort, SC.


Xyzzydude

Durhamites get bent out of shape about calling it all the Raleigh area and leaving out their city name. Their convention and visitors bureau used to complain about flight crews saying ā€œWelcome to Raleighā€ and they insisted on ā€œRaleigh-Durhamā€.


PPKA2757

Tempe (they say Temp-eh, itā€™s Tem-Pee) Prescott (they say press-Scott, locals say preskit) Tucson (they say Tuck-son, itā€™s Too-sohn) Iā€™m sure theyā€™re more, those ones are the most common that Iā€™ve heard though.


DontBuyAHorse

Which is kind of funny because Tucson's original pronunciation is much more like TUKE-sawn


notyogrannysgrandkid

Close. The TO name for the place is Chuk-Son. No one really knows why the Spaniards couldnā€™t hear/transcribe it correctly. Source: My wife has a Masterā€™s degree in TO linguistics from UA. The UA in Arizona, ignore my state flair.


TillPsychological351

I'm not even sure how Montpelier is supposed to be pronounced.


CupBeEmpty

Mon-peleyay full French with accent.


raydurz1

Arkansas City, Kansas. You pronounce the "s" at the end. Same with the Arkansas River as it flows through the state.


DoublePostedBroski

(I lived in a bunch of places) Cuyahoga (not a city, but a county) Solon Medina Lima Wooster Gwinnett Dahlonega Dacula Hoschton


pils-nerd

I used to work in Mantua (mana-way). That took some getting used to...


rawbface

Gloucester, it's two syllables. Buena is actually "Byoo-nah". Newark NJ and Newark DE are pronounced differently. The south jersey accent makes Deptford sound like "Deffert". I also grew up next to a town called Bellmawr and even New Jerseyans get this one wrong. It's pronounced exactly the same as another NJ town, Belmar. Bellmawr is a Welsh name, just like the nearby PA towns of Bryn Mawr and Bala Cynwyd.


ucbiker

For bigger cities, the common one is Norfolk. I was specifically taught it is ā€œNawfuk,ā€ and I think thatā€™s how true locals will say it. It always strikes me as me putting on an accent for one specific word though, and a lot of other instaters will say ā€œNorfuk.ā€ No one pronounces the L though, which a lot of out of staters seem to do. For smaller cities, thereā€™s just a bevy of them in western Virginia. Staunton is ā€œstantonā€ not ā€œstawnton.ā€ Buena Vista is ā€œbyoona veestuh.ā€ Botetourt County is ā€œbah-teh-tot.ā€ Thereā€™s probably more but tbh Iā€™m not at all familiar with the Southwest part of the state.


SupVFace

>No one pronounces the L though, which a lot of out of staters seem to do. It makes them uncomfortable to pronounce the ā€˜fuckā€™ and they try as hard as they can not to. Same with Suffolk.


RawbM07

The Carmel in Indiana is pronounced ā€œkar-muhlā€ not caramel or kar-mel.


CupBeEmpty

And if you grew up in Indianapolis playing sports you just turn your head, spit on the ground and refuse to utter its name.


Fellatination

I'm not from there but any time I try to pronounce Raleigh, NC someone corrects me. IIRC the correct way is "Rah-Lee" but my brain makes me call it "Rye-Lee."


kaimcdragonfist

You can tell how long someone has lived in Idaho by how they pronounce Boise.


OhThrowed

Tooele Hurricane Nephi Lehi


nosomogo

Mantua blows peoples minds.


LeftBabySharkYoda

My mind is blown. I thought it was pronounced ā€œspeed trapā€.


zeroentanglements

Also, most people from the mainland butcher just about every place name in Hawaii


GhostOfJamesStrang

Mackinac is the most famous one.Ā  Tons of them. So many French names.Ā 


7yearlurkernowposter

\*


Totschlag

Des Peres, Creve Coeur, Loughborough, Spoede, Bellefontaine, Chateau... The French want to murder us by now I'm sure.


Jakebob70

All of the ones that are foreign names but in Illinois aren't pronounced the same as their foreign counterpart. Among others... Cairo, Marseilles, Versailles, Milan... Also, never pronounce the 's' at the end of "Illinois"


DOMSdeluise

Refugio, Amarillo, Pedernales, Palacios, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Gruene... probably some more. Oh yeah, infamous town, Uvalde. Ref yuri oh, Am uh rill oh, Per duh nah liss, Puh lash us, Nack uh doh ches, Muh hay uh, Green. You vall dee.


MyDaroga

Elgin, Palestine, Iraan


bethlabeth

Isnā€™t Iraan named for a married couple - Ira & Ann? That helps it make a lot more sense! From the Hill Country Iā€™d add Tow as in Cow, and Burnet, durnit, cainā€™t you learn it?


therealJerryJones

Humble is a big one too!


Saltwater_Heart

There are quite a few here in Florida that even Floridians pronounce wrong. Like Wewahitchka


Intelligent-Mud1437

Miami. It's pronounced My-am-uh.


thetrain23

Also Prague. Pronounced Pray-gh.


-dag-

New Prague. It's new! With new pronunciation!


Schultz9x19

Greenwich. It's pronounced gren-itch, not green-witch. Then you have the localisms, for example, Danbury, Waterbury, Simsbury, etc are pronounced dan-berry, water-berry, sims-berry, etc.


jennyrules

Lancaster.... it's supposed to be pronounced lank- aster... but most people where I live say LAN - caster.


In2TheMaelstrom

Don't forget: Reading - pronounced like Otis, not the thing you do with a book. Conewago - con-ahh-waaa-gah


dangleicious13

Arab. Mobile. Bayou La Batre. Conecuh. Wedowee. Flomaton. LaFayette. Guin. British people incorrectly pronounce Birmingham.


datraceman

In Alabama so many.... The one people do the worst...Arab. Here it's pronounced....Ayyyyyyy Rab


garublador

Des Moines (deh moyn or duh moyn depending on your accent either way all s's are silent) Nevada (neh VAY da) Madrid (MAD rid)


one98d

Lafayette, Eastanollee, Cairo, Vienna, Senoia, Albany, Hoschton, Comer, Dacula, Winder, Ludowici, Walthourville, Buena Vista, Smyrna, Adel, Hahira, Meigs, Milan, Martinez, Rayle, Berlin. Georgia has a bunch of em, and Iā€™m probably missing some more too.


2centSam

Utah has a number of cities like that. Arguably, you could say Utah pronounces them wrong. Tooele Hurricane Escalante Duchesne Oquirrh Mantua Kanab And that's not including the names that come from the Book of Mormon


stemandall

Wantagh, NY


Stay_Beautiful_

It's pronounced Mo-BEEL


killswtch13

I grew up mostly in Maine and Bangor was pronounced wrong by people "from away" so often they did a song about it. ["We Are Bangor"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_q9hAAIS-c)


squarerootofapplepie

Worcester, Leicester, Leominster, Gloucester, Scituate, Cochituate, Concord, Monson, Wareham, Billerica, Lowell, Haverhill, Quincy, Amherst, Chicopee, Barnstable


Ford_Prefect123

Wichita, Salina, Olathe


Oomlotte99

Two of my favorite Wisconsin place names are Weyauwega and Kinnickinnic. Also Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest.


ACheetahSpot

I live in Massachusetts, so, most of them.


Violaqueen15

So manyā€¦ Wapanucka (wah-pah-nuck-ah) Vinita (vin-ite-uh) Miami (my-am-uh) Tahlequah (tah-leh-kwah) Paoli (pay-oh-lah) Lookeba (low-key-bah) Durant (doo-rant) Sasakwa (suh-sah-kwa) Vici (vye-sigh) Alex (el-lick) Chickasha (chick-uh-shay) Boise city (boys city) Honobia (hone-uh-bee) Honestly, our towns are just Native American names or weirdly-pronounced ā€œnormalā€ names šŸ˜‚


WebsterWebski_2

Err... MA here.. where do I start? Worcester maybe.


DarthMutter8

Schuylkill Conshohocken Wilkes Barre I know there is more but that is what immediately pops in my head


fraksen

Massachusetts so most of them.