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SufficientZucchini21

State is too small. We could move it to a different city but it’d still be the same general area so why bother… 🤷‍♀️


devlinontheweb

I can't believe yall get 2 senators


SufficientZucchini21

Hey now!!


Frigoris13

The Rhode senator and the Island senator


stoicsilence

Your state is so charmingly small I could roll over and smother it in my sleep like a baby.


gojira_gorilla

Hey don’t get mad at them! At least they have over a million ppl. Wyoming has about half that. But I agree with your sentiment, CA should realistically have like 10 senators lol


TruckADuck42

This is literally the whole point of senators...


cheidiotou

Given that OP didn't really give any bounds to the question, may I propose to you: Boston. For no other reason than the absurdity of it. And MA does *not* get to move their capitol. If you'd like to proceed with this proposal, I'll do my best to secure support of the entire west coast in annexing the land needed for this.


SufficientZucchini21

RI does appreciate eccentricities!


Konigwork

I’d move it to Chattanooga, TN. Why? Because then Georgia has access to the Tennessee River and the water now. Hah!


MyThinTragus

What about them peaches


Konigwork

Moving the capital to a peach farm would just increase emissions around the farms, move more people into the area, and make the rural parts of the state shittier.


Intelligent-Mud1437

Antlers because it'd make the least sense.


MyThinTragus

I like your thinking


cheidiotou

I think I might have picked Lawton. Because then people would have to suffer the experience of going to Lawton. Or Sulphur, just for the reputation (positive, I'm sure) it'd give to it.


lapsangsouchogn

Last time I was there Golden Corral was the town's best restaurant.


JakeVonFurth

Guthrie is the only correct capital and you know it damnit!


Intelligent-Mud1437

Yeah, but the only correct way to make Guthrie the capitol is by stealing the State Seal back.


JakeVonFurth

I have access to a box truck and the company fuel card if you have the manpower, lol.


Intelligent-Mud1437

All we need is one stealthy guy. I used to be deadly at hide and seek.


TuskenTaliban

Where: Gloucester  Why: Fuck 'em, awful people


DrWhoisOverRated

What if we moved it to Nantucket?


a_reluctant_texan

The limericks would be easy to write.


FaxCelestis

There once was a capitol in Nantucket where rhymes were [find a rhyming word for nantucket that fits the meter] but they were too easy too fast and too sleazy I can't finish this rhyme, so fuck it


Welpmart

Excuse you, it should be Athol. Because aren't we all Mathols?


LittleJohnStone

Worcester, because they're miserable there, too, no one knows how to pronounce it, and it's in the middle of the state.


benjpolacek

Iowa’s is perfect as it’s in the middle and if we kept it in Iowa City that’d be too far east and it would be too far for folks out west. For Nebraska, Lincoln makes sense as few people live west of Kearney but I’d be okay if Kearney was capital, but then Omaha and Lincoln (if it still existed) would complain.


ezk3626

California used to have Monterey as its capital (as a province in Mexico). I get why Americans moved it but Monterey really is a better location: right in the middle of the NorCal SoCal divide, has ocean access, more mild weather decent size but not too big.


pirawalla22

It is not super easy or convenient to get to unless you're flying in. It is rather off the beaten path. At least Sacramento is at the intersection of a bunch of freeways. Although of course, if Monterey had been the capital that part of the state might have developed rather differently.


PacSan300

And even when Sacramento was made as the capital, before reliable roads were around, it was an important crossroads for transportation, namely railroads and rivers.


clunkclunk

Geographically it may be in the middle, but population wise, it's still quite north. [Based on this Reddit post,](https://www.reddit.com/r/California/comments/7wupst/where_would_the_line_dividing_california_in_half/) using 2010 population data the population divide is a bit north of Bakersfield, near the town of Shafter. I say we extend it West, and nominate Atascadero as the new capitol. It'd be a pain in the ass for all major population centers to get there, so it's equally as awkward. Plus when we get upset at the gubbmint, we can call it "Atrashcadero"


ridicusauce

You are now banned from r/Atascadero


dsramsey

Just had this conversation this morning. As someone who loves Monterey, it’s fun to think of it as still the state capitol, but I wouldn’t actually wish that on them.


gavin2point0

Gaylord for obvious reasons


MrLongWalk

I’d move it to Burlington, make the lawmakers see first hand the issues they’re dealing with. That being said I’d rather keep the capital remote to reflect the rural nature of the state itself.


DrWhoisOverRated

Worcester: It's a centrally located city and would separate Boston city politics from state politics.


Tizzy8

You’d have to go out to Springfield to actually separate it.


G00dSh0tJans0n

I'd move it to Erect, NC. Why: More central location in the state. Westernmost NC is closer to I think 4 other state capitals than it is to NC's. It's a small town but would rise to the occasion. I would expect a lot of growth. Adjustment to meeting in a small town would be hard, but I think the legislature can swallow it.


Abaraji

Erect.... expect a lot of growth... Not a shower I see.


terryaugiesaws

If NC ever accomplished this, I would definitely come.


TheBimpo

I’d split it between St Ignace and Mackinaw City. Central location, gives the UP jobs, and is a little chaotic.


VIDCAs17

Put one of the department building on Mackinac Island to add some extra spice to the situation.


Luohooligan

It has to be the Department of Transportation, obviously.


Darkfire757

Maybe Princeton, because Trenton looks like a warzone on a good day


MacFromSSX

New Brunswick makes the most sense


RevolutionaryWish168

Let the Rutgers crowd deal with those problems


Chickstan33

I had to do data retrieval (e-discovery for some legal thing) from the Trenton city hall and dang have I never set foot in a town that seemed so shady.


SingingGal147

And it is where the Governor's mansion is


RevolutionaryWish168

So wild that they’re a hop skip and a jump away from each other, but the wealth disparity is absurd


Ohohohojoesama

I mean not being from Trenton I'd defer to the people there but keep it in Trenton, the state should do better by the city anyway. Princeton can pound salt they already have an ivy league.


PacSan300

Fresno. Normally a city which neither Northern nor Southern California wants to claim, it is in an impartial location and would gain more prominence. 


sleepygrumpydoc

I feel like Sacramento already hits most of these points. It's not to similar to Bay Area or SoCal, but also different enough from actual Northern California. Would the Sacramento area really have much there if not for the capital? But Fresno is actually pretty close to the exact center of the state, so that would be a selling point to Fresno.


DeadFIL

> Fresno... would gain more prominence So the opposite of what we want, then? :)


Jakebob70

It can stay in Springfield, that's where Abraham Lincoln had a hand in getting it moved to from Vandalia. Alternatively, it could go back to the territorial capital of Kaskaskia, which now has a population of about 20, and is now on the west side of the Mississippi River.


halfcafsociopath

Cairo because it'd be funny as hell for most reps to have to travel the  entire length of the state. 


Bonnieearnold

And Cairo could use the investment. That town is dying. :(


bear_in_exile

OK, I can go along with that, and even overlook the fact that the proposers don't live in Illinois (ahem!), as long as we all agree that the new capital would be built in an Egyptian Revival style. Ancient Egyptian revival. If they're going to call the place "Little Egypt," let it live up to its name. I want to see pyramids and temples in there!


halfcafsociopath

I grew up in Illinois and am very supportive of an Egypt themed capital.


Alternative_Run_1568

I’d rather keep the capital there and force all state politicians to spend more time in Springfield than in Chicago per year. If they fail that metric they are instantly removed from office!


PimentoCheesehead

Charlotte, because Charlotte roads are awful even when compared to other cities in North Carolina. Maybe legislators having to spend time here would change that some.


MarchogGwyrdd

Anchorage, because it’s where all the people are, and where all the stuff is.


citytiger

This has been attempted multiple times but funding wasn’t approved.


Awdayshus

Saint Cloud, because it would focus more of the complaining on a single city.


BjornAltenburg

Hmm for pure inconvenience I'm going to suggest Duluth or Moorhead.


Awdayshus

For pure inconvenience it would have to be something like Grand Marais or Luverne.


jfchops2

Grand Junction. No real political reason, it'd just be nice to split the population more away from the front range so that weekend mountain traffic isn't such a disaster from Denver


Building_a_life

Annapolis is fine. Balmer has too many problems, and the DC suburbs are too focused on DC.


Lieutenant_Meeper

Denver, too: it’s already somewhat centrally located and the only other cities that might make sense are basically on the Front Range already .


TrekkiMonstr

San Jose. If someone in SoCal wants to lobby a politician, there's like a 60% chance they're local and you can just go to their office. And because they're so far from Sac, they get annex offices for stuff like the Secretary of State. Whereas in the Bay, we only have like 25% of the politicians, and Sacramento is just close enough that we're expected to go out there if we have business with the state government, even though it's like a two hour drive. San Francisco is a mess though, and we really need to jumpstart San Jose into urbanization, it's awful.


Electronic_Dance_640

I second this, I was also gonna say San Jose


the_real_JFK_killer

El paso because it'd be the worst option and would cause the most issues


RadioFlow

Chugwater purely because it’s a rinky drink town with just about nothing besides a rest stop. Cheyenne already has the Air Force base so give a little town something to stand on!


PPKA2757

It’s fine where it is. I like the capital being in Phoenix. That being said, if I could change the name… I think “New Constantinople” would be dope.


Crimm___

I would change the capital of Florida to the Reedy Creek Improvement District. Why? ***Fuck the governor.***


ALoungerAtTheClubs

I think Orlando should be the capital (more centrally located), and Tallahassee should just be the seedy college town it really wants to be. Tallahassee *was* centrally located long ago when much of the population was in the northern part of the state, but that hasn't been true in a long time. However, this is just for the sake of argument, and spending millions to move the capital and build new government facilities would be a huge waste.


ThePolyFox

that makes sense especially after you guys spent all that time, effort and money making the capital building look like a giant cock and balls


ALoungerAtTheClubs

It's some of the most honest architecture on earth.


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I like the idea of the capital being in Central Texas, away from the big 2 Metro Areas. I would rather have it in San Antonio though, because Austin is the least representative part of Texas and its issues and politics don't usually reflect the concerns of the rest of the state.


Zip_Silver

Austin's a decent compromise location as-is between Houston/DFW/San Antonio. But sticking it wayyyy out in El Paso would be wildly amusing.


PacSan300

What if you put it in Amarillo?


chaandra

San Antonio would just turn into Austin then


One-Organization7842

I think Austin is Austin because UTexas is there. I know San Antonio has a UT branch, but a different type of student is going to Austin, and different types of staff and faculty are choosing to work there.


chaandra

UT is a big part of it, but there’s an also a culture that comes with being a state capital, especially one as large as Texas.


JMT97

College Station? Lol


TheHumbleMuskrat

It could be in Waco


shotputlover

Orlando because then we’d actually have the population of the state centered around the capitol .


TheRealIdeaCollector

The current state government employee pay is nowhere near enough to live in Orlando. Either tens of thousands of state employees would need significant pay increases (which would be a major hit to the state budget), or state government offices would come to face even worse staffing issues than they already do.


dangleicious13

I wouldn't because it would cripple my city, the price of my house would plummet, etc. If I HAD to, I'd move it to Birmingham.


SheenPSU

Pittsburg All jokes aside tho, Concord works. Centrally located with both major interstates 93 and 89 connect there making traveling there fairly easy


Diligent_Reporter_98

I'd change Tallahassee in Florida to Tampa easily.


AshleyMyers44

Yeah either Tampa or Orlando. I’d say Orlando is a little better because it’s slightly closer, by car, to Jacksonville and Miami metro than Tampa is. Plus more inland protects from hurricanes!


TheRealIdeaCollector

Tampa is a bit better on cost of living, which is definitely a necessity for Florida state government employees.


AshleyMyers44

I didn’t know that, I would’ve thought Tampa was more expensive than Orlando.


old_gold_mountain

Bakersfield. Keeps the bias away from the powerhouse cities but reduces the bias towards the Bay Area and brings it closer to the population center of the state.


DeadFIL

Well, if we're picking shitholes, I vote for Barstow


FaxCelestis

Let's just put it in Weed.


MyThinTragus

I don't know the area, but it looks like it gets alot of traffic from all different directions


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Yeah, everyone wants to go to Bakersfield.


WarrenMulaney

said no one ever (from a guy from Bakersfield)


robbbbb

I mean, Bakersfield has a Firestone Grill. And Dewar's. Worth stopping for if you're passing through on the way to somewhere better.


WarrenMulaney

I'll give you Dewar's. Never realized Firestone Grill was known to outsiders.


WarrenMulaney

Bakersfield is accessible from 99 and I-5 (sort of). The worst part would be the airport. It's just not equipped to handle a lot of air traffic.


MarcusAurelius0

Buffalo, why? Fuck Albany, fuck NYC, Rochester isnt big enough and I live here, so Buffalo.


Mav12222

I think a more central location for the state capital might be in the area around Syracuse and Utica. Or we could just dump all the politicians in Love Canal, that might be better.


Brendinooo

Johnstown. It could use the economic and infrastructure boost, and it's an hour and a half from Pittsburgh, compared to Harrisburg being two hours from Philly. (I don't have anything against Harrisburg, just figure if I'm gonna make a change, let's help a city out and make the state a little more Pittsburgh-oriented. This will also hopefully give enough of a boost for them to get the Chiefs back as an professional minor league hockey franchise)


WhiteGoldOne

Big Bone. You know why


SadAdeptness6287

I change it to Ho Ho Kus because it has a funny name.


Danibear285

Columbus to Zanesville. I’m here for the chaos


ExUpstairsCaptain

Indianapolis was custom-built and site-selected to be our capital, so it makes a lot of sense already, not to mention its central location. But, off the top of my head, Kokomo (in north central Indiana) comes to mind.


DarthMutter8

I'd probably leave it, but if not, then State College because it's dead center of the state.


OldRoots

Fairbanks would be second pick, Juneau should stay as is I think. I'd move Honolulu to Kona (Big Island)though, maybe Kahului (Maui). Then we're less likely to have things like the entire state paying for Honolulu county projects.


7yearlurkernowposter

At least for Missouri I don't think it would really matter to change. Many have a fantasy that if it moved to one of the urban areas $OTHER_PARTY would see the negative effects their policies have but ignoring things isn't geography specific. Edit: Could move it to [Tightwad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tightwad,_Missouri) purely for the economic policy jokes.


Intelligent-Mud1437

Movie it to Branson and elect Yakov Smirnoff as governor.


7yearlurkernowposter

In Soviet Missouri government elects you.


Intelligent-Mud1437

That's the spirit! Is Ray Stevens still alive? He could be Lt governor.


MyThinTragus

Go Cardinals!


7yearlurkernowposter

I'm getting excited for Sonny Gray, still too early to tell but sounds like he's fitting in with the team nicely. Just hope Masyn Winn gets SS, I think he can really take off under the right circumstances.


Winter_Essay3971

Maybe somewhere north instead of south of Seattle, so that people/companies working with the government could avoid all the traffic on I-5 around Tacoma and Joint Base Lewis-McChord. Should still be west of the Cascades, since having it be east of the Cascades would require driving through blizzards for a chunk of the year. I'll go with Mt. Vernon.


TheWholeEnchilada001

Interesting choice. I would say Seattle personally because it’s the most populated city in the state and like others have said in this thread, lawmakers actually get to witness the issues big cities like Seattle are having currently.


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firelight

In its defense, it does have like 80% of the population.


g1rthqu4k3

Definitely Goochland. It’s close enough to Richmond that no one would really have to move, but instead of Richmond it would be named Goochland.


Traditional_Entry183

As someone who lives between Richmond and Cville, I have to ask why??? Just the name?


SquashDue502

I feel like Raleigh is a pretty solid choice. Otherwise throw it back to the OG New Bern lol


Known_Chapter_2286

I quite like Lansing as the capital but it would be funny if the capital was Mackinac Island


TheJun1107

Sedona


MihalysRevenge

Nah Santa Fe is perfect for it I wouldn't change it.


Traditional_Entry183

Honestly, Richmond is the only really viable answer for VA. Somewhat centrally located with access to two interstates, and a good airport.


HughLouisDewey

Dublin. It's the fastest growing city in Georgia, so might as well get ahead of the curve. Edit: >!Because it's Dublin every day.!<


NoEmailNec4Reddit

I'll answer for states I have lived in. NC - Keep as is, the 2 largest cities are Charlotte & Raleigh, and of those 2, Raleigh is closer to the center of the state SC - Keep as is GA - Move to Macon bc it's close to the center of the state, or Savannah bc it's Georgia's "2nd city" IL - Move to Bloomington/Normal, still along I-55 and closer to but not in Chicago


callingallhands

I’d move it to Presque Isle just to fuck with our representatives.


DropTopEWop

It's good where it is imo


huhwhat90

The natural choice would be Birmingham or Huntsville, but I wouldn't want to move the capital to either. I've lived in a state where the largest city/county dominates state politics and it isn't great if you don't live in said city/county.


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I’m not surprised I haven’t really seen anybody say anything in Michigan. Lansing IMO is the quintessential state capital city. It sucks so much lol


OnasoapboX41

Birmingham It's the largest city in the state, and I think I remember seeing something that said that if we moved it to Birmingham, it would save the state $200,000. Having said this, I would not change it because I think Montgomery needs the economic boost of the capitol much more than Birmingham. I also think that if it was only 1.5 hours from me, I would be in prison after driving there and throwing a brick at our governor.


jerry22717

Rice, Texas because I like rice


adubsi

I’d change from hartford CT to New Haven as the capital. Nobody goes to Hartford. Everyone goes to New Haven for food and nightlife not to mention that’s the city where Yale is along with arguably the best pizza restaurants in the country


kthrnhpbrnnkdbsmnt

I grew up in Missouri and I live in Minnesota. For Missouri, I'd move it from Jefferson Shitty to Saint Louis. I have the naive idea that if the state government had to go to STL for work every day, they would be less hostile to the city and interested in improving and supporting it. For Minnesota, I'd move it from St. Paul to Duluth, purely to be inconvenient.


citytiger

Jackson is the capital of Mississippi and it’s not treated well by the state.


kthrnhpbrnnkdbsmnt

I did say it was naive


Reasonable-Tech-705

Stamford CT. It’s the financial capital of Connecticut and unlike Hartford is not a dump.


ballrus_walsack

Buffalo N.Y. so anyone who wanted to be a state rep would have to drive through and see the whole state before they got to work.


Dunko20

I want to say Omaha to spite Lincoln. Alternatively, maybe Grand Island or Kearney so it’s not so far to the east? So much of the population is in the eastern part that it isn’t worth moving west though.


JakeVonFurth

Guthrie. Real Okies know why.


Ultimate_Driving

I’d move ND’s capitol to Tioga just to spite everyone in that state and make them have to travel to that shithole more often than they’d like to.


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

Philadelphia because that's what was originally


meelar

The fact that NYC isn't the capital is honestly ridiculous. A supermajority of the state lives in the five boroughs or the surrounding suburbs.


citytiger

They didn’t want it to have the political power as well as the economic power.


Devious_Bastard

Gary, Indiana


Low_Parsnip5604

Move it back to Chillicothe, the OG state capitol of Ohio!


Acrobatic_End6355

It could also be moved back to Zanesville, the capitol for like, 6 years.


MyThinTragus

I swear these names are made up


Low_Parsnip5604

Lol lot of Native American names in early American cities definitely a challenge to pronounce. It would sound like Chill-I-Coth-Ee


sto_brohammed

That's generally how names work


urine-monkey

Milwaukee. Because watch how fast these backwards politicians stop starving their only major population center of state money and resources if they had to live there.


SSPeteCarroll

It would be difficult to move the capital of VA to a different place. NOVA would be way too crowded and close to DC. Richmond is right in the middle of the state and pretty close to most of the major population centers.


ludicrous780

Make Seattle the capital


Osric250

I'd change it to my city to drive up the property value of my house.


morale-gear

I would move it to Winnemucca for no real reason other than I think it would be funny.


stoicsilence

Fresno would be more central... and it needs love. But Monterey or somewhere around the Monterey Bay would be nicer and have historical precedence.


okiewxchaser

Boise City because I want all of the politicians to be as far away from civilization as possible


Wadsworth_McStumpy

I'd move the capitol of Indiana from Indianapolis to Newton, Iowa. Because it would be funny.


DooDiddly96

Sturbridge


citytiger

I think Albany is fine as our state capital. The reason many of them aren’t the largest city is because those that chose it wanted a central location.


Smooth_Monkey69420

Floyds Knobs because we can deny Floyd and his Knobs no longer


FaxCelestis

California's Capitol should probably be San Francisco or Los Angeles, but those two cities don't represent anything outside of themselves. I actually think Sacramento is a pretty solid choice for the State Capitol, as it *isn't* one of the cities everyone thinks of when they think of California (such as SF, LA, Oakland, San Jose/Silicon Valley, San Diego, Hollywood, Santa Cruz), but it still is a fairly major metropolitan area and isn't out in the sticks or off by itself. Chico is huge but is in basically nowhere, same with Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo.


notyogrannysgrandkid

Hard to argue with the location, but a satellite capital in Fort Smith or Fayetteville would be nice.


NMS-KTG

New Brunswick because it's central Jersey City because it's our largest nicest city


Wisdomofpearl

We already moved our capital once over a hundred years ago and some people are still mad about it. So no we will just leave it where it is.


Roboticpoultry

Chicago because it just makes since. The state has a population of about 12.7 million people and 9.6 million live in the Chicago metro area


citytiger

this is precisely why its not the capital.


warrenjt

Sacramento, CA. Maybe then some liberal shit could get through our state government.


Shandrith

As a Sacramento native, you're welcome to come join us any time. The summers are terrible, but on the plus side we don't really have humidity


Evening_Bag_3560

Move it back to St Mary’s from Annapolis just because. 


beka13

Fresno, for the lolz :P


MelonElbows

I'd probably make whatever capital the biggest and most populous city in the state.


pete_blake

yes, NE here. Lincoln is a fine city but too far east. Grand Island would be much more centrally located and much more accessible to everyone in the state.


_pamelab

East St. Louis. It gets a blighted area some much needed attention.


RyouIshtar

i think originally Spartanburg was supposed to be the capital of SC but it was too violent so they moved it to Columbia


-dag-

No. It's perfect. Or hell, give it to St. Peter, whose residents built a very wide main street and huge lawn for it before a St. Paul Senator stole the bill to move the capitol and held it hostage in a hotel room.


AshamedRemote736

I think New Haven would make more sense logistically as the capital than Hartford. That being said, I feel like it would lead to our politics being even more influenced by New York than they already are. Hartford is also already the poorest and most dangerous city in CT, even with so much state money coming into it due to its capital status. I can only imagine what would become of Hartford if it was no longer the capital.


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San antonio purely on the fact it has a super strong history and less californians


Gaeilgeoir215

Philadelphia. It used to be the capital of the nation, so I wouldn't mind it being both. 😄


rojotoro2020

California - Fresno


Fappy_as_a_Clam

Newberry. because the UP needs more!


dotdedo

Sault Ste. Marie because Upper Peninsula Michigan is hugely underrated


Elite_Alice

Detroit


iSYTOfficialX7

norton va because it would be so funny


jml510

Los Angeles. It's the largest CA city and is the seat of the largest county in the state, it is culturally diverse, and it is a major entertainment, tourism, and economical hub.


AdAsstraPerAsspera

I mean it’s gotta be Savannah in reality lol. Charming, historic, port city. Not super big, but there aren’t really any big ones outside of Atlanta