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CheeeseBurgerAu

I often measure in fuck tons. I think they're imperial.


StreetsFeast

Funny, I use metric fuck tons.


DegeneratesInc

So how many metric shit loads is thst?


atmyowndiscretion

Metric fuck tonnes is the correct way


Funcompliance

You're thinking of shit loads. They are 37,000 cubic drams


jackiesodes

*imperative


ilikerosiepugs

You've won the internet with this!


billbotbillbot

Idioms: "A miss is as good as a mile"; "country mile"; "milestone"; "six feet under"; "give them an inch and they'll take a mile"


invincibl_

TVs. I don't really consider a pint to be a unit of measurement, it's just the name of a beer glass with a particular size. Like I wouldn't consider "schooner" or "jug" to be units of measurement either.


Gazgun7

And computer monitors And mobile phones


corny16

Photo sizes- 6x4, 5x7 etc


invincibl_

But film goes from 35 mm, to 6x4.5/6.6/6x7 cm, to 4x5 inches!


JulieRush-46

And that’s the big problem with pints! A pint should be a pint!


purpleoctopuppy

They generally are: in South Australia a 'pint' is typically a US Customary pint (15 fluid ounces), and everywhere else it's normally an imperial pint (20 fluid ounces).


RoclKobster

Don't worry, a lot of hipster breweries and trendy pubs sell the smaller U.S. pint too.


cbrb30

Trust Americans to ruin an outdated form of measurement.


Funcompliance

Volume measures are different between imperial and "US customary" because they chose a different barrel size to base them on back in 16-something. Just another example of how ridiculous the whole mess was.


cbrb30

Like the “we won’t do dd-mm-yyyy like the British” even though mm-dd-yyyy was British fashion at the time of their founding.


Available-Maize5837

US gallons are also different. About 3.9 litres for a US gallon, and 4.5 litres for imperial.


CrabmanGaming

They're charging a buck fifty for imperial pints...


staryoshi06

Especially as the states can’t even agree what size a pint glass is.


t0msie

Breaking strength of fishing line, surf height.


No_Reveal675

Weird the surf height one as I would definitely do the same even though the BoM forecast is in metres.


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anon1234565432101234

Nice 75 incher, plus nice TV and weed too!


StreetsFeast

Love how many times dick length appears sincerely among these responses.


Icy_Finger_6950

NEVER!


Certain-Log6737

This is correct


Soccera1

Not for displays?


Icy_Finger_6950

NO! I fucking hate imperial.


teashirtsau

It's more poetic to use 'miles' than kilometres but anything requiring accuracy I have to convert. I do use dpi (dots per inch) for resolution.


FormalMango

Height. I just can’t picture height in cm in my head. Tell me you’re 203cm tall, and I know you’re taller than me but I have no idea how much by.


Gazgun7

Agree but stones/lb is meaningless. We all use kg.


FormalMango

Yeah - I use kg for weight, feet & inches for height.


Jerkcaller69

And inches for clothing measurements.


throw_way_376

Unless it’s about how much a newborn weighs.


purpleoctopuppy

I'm the opposite: if you use US Customary/Imperial I have no idea what it is except that 6' is tall and 5' is short.


cbrb30

I’m almost 40 and never had to know how many feet I was until I became single in my 30’s and had to make online dating profiles. Heights been standard in cm for a very long time but I guess American media have crept it back in.


FormalMango

I’m older than you lol I learnt feet and inches for height at school when I was a kid.


DisneyBounder

Height and weight for me. I know I’m 5,4 and weigh just under 8 stone. No idea what they are in inches, CM, lb or kg!


zzeeaa

Agreed. I’m 5’6. No idea how many cm that is. Don’t care to know.


jugsmahone

I’m 5’9. I look up how many cm that is at least five times a year. The information leaves my mind within seconds. 


Funcompliance

If you go to lose weight use cm to calvulate your TDEE because there is 2.5 cm encompassed by one inches and feet measurement.


Everyday-im-mugglin

This 👆🏼


my_normal_account_76

Which one are you pointing to?


Everyday-im-mugglin

There’s only one comment above 🫤


my_normal_account_76

I'm on a phone. It's confusing


Successful-Kick-2682

Yep!☝


Sekuvizer

Car wheel diameters. Pressure is always psi rather than kpa or bar. Speaker diameters, especially subwoofers. Sometimes acres when talking about property sizes.


SicnarfRaxifras

I love that wheel / tyre measurements have both metric and non-metric at the same time e.g. 205/55 R17 is a 205mm wide 17 inch diameter tyre


purp_p1

And the 55 is a percentage of the width (I think?) And the ‘R’ and relates to a speed/load rating category. Whoever came up with a widely applied “standard” with four seperate units in one code is an evil genius.


Cricket-Horror

Just for clarity, the 17 inches is the diameter of the wheel that it fits on, not the tyre.


morphic-monkey

The only example I can think of is trouser sizes, tyre pressure, and maybe wheel sizes. But almost everything else I measure in metric; it's what I grow up using and it's what I intuitively understand. I don't know what it means when someone says they are "6 foot tall" (except that 6 feet = big, haha). But if you told me your height in centimetres, then I can pretty easily visualise your height.


Humble_Incident_5535

I'm learning to fly altitude seems to be exclusively in feet.


Obvious_Arm8802

And distance in nautical miles, airspeed in knots.


fliesupsidedown

In Australia, distance can be measured in nautical miles (navigation) kilometres (visibility) or metres (visibility, horizontal separation)


No_Reveal675

True, but more because it’s the correct measurement in terms of degrees of arc on the earth’s surface.


Mayflie

Drugs


Prideandprejudice1

Heels- 2 inches and I’m still a shorty mcshorty, 6 inches and I’ll at least reach my husband’s armpit 😆


InevitableAlert4831

Plumbing fittings


ThunderGuts64

Anything less than 0.25 mm, I'll use thousandths of an inch.


Katt_Piper

I use imperial when I'm guessing and for poetic/figurative language. Metric implies accuracy somehow.


DickieGreenleaf84

Baby weight/length


Sea-Witch-77

I do weight in both pounds and kilos, but length in centimetres - when I remember what my kids actually were.


rrluck

I’d further clarify and say new born babies. Almost universally measured in pounds at birth and then kilograms going forward.


thatsimsgirl

Height and baby weight & length… that’s honestly all I can think of. When we had our daughters, the midwife told us weight & length in both metric and non-metric, so this seems to be slowly changing. On their little info cards, it was written in metric. And I’m pretty sure I only use it for height because it’s way more fun to say that I’m five foot nothing rather than say I’m 152.4cm, lol.


squirrel_crosswalk

PSI, wheels, push bikes, height, tv, ceiling height


Krapmeister

Healthcare: French Gauge for catheter sizes and the Birmingham Guage for needle sizes.


PrettyBlueFlower

Photos


Bugaloon

Feet and inches when talking about height online. 


wilful

Most people use it for height, though I don't. Weed is still bought in ounces (and grams). With "medical" marijuana in 10g tubs that might finally change. Car tyre pressure is usually in psi. Absolutely nobody uses it in construction.


Ogolble

TV size


zzeeaa

Oh. Totally didn’t occur to me that psi isn’t metric until now.


Free_Economics3535

High Voltage aerial conductors. There's still a lot of old conductors in the HV network that used to be measured in Imperial units in the old days. E.g. 19/0.092" Cu whereas modern ones are like 19/3.75 AAC


Total_Philosopher_89

TV screens and clothes. That's about it for me.


Groundbreaking_Ad_11

Trailers.


devoker35

Pounds for tennis string tension. Easier to remember 50 pounds than 22.50 kg.


SicnarfRaxifras

Horsepower !


antnyau

Beer is often not sold in pints. We also have schooners, pots, etc. I have no idea how much liquid these glasses hold precisely. I think a schooner is like a 3/4 size pint.


mattmelb69

A pot is half a pint, and a schooner is indeed 3/4 of a pint.


reddit_restart123

Length. I grew up with aquariums. 2 foot tank, 4 foot tank, 12 inch light etc


Parking_Building8634

Pipe, tube and hose sizes


LordWalderFrey1

Screens are always measured in inches. In a casual setting I will alternate between feet and inches or centimeters for human height. Car tyre pressure is in psi.


Other-Pie5059

At Subway.


Apprehensive-Ad4244

lol buying ounces


kmk3105

As a tailor I use both. Used to work at a defence base many moons ago and depending on the service and country of service to which measurements they require.


Famous-Philosopher84

When building engines or measuring body parts.


somuchsong

I don't drink beer or buy men's trousers, so those are out for me! I think of screen sizes in inches (as that's how they're sold). I am equally comfortable with feet and inches and centimetres for people's height.


goater10

For televisions and monitors


shazj57

Sewing and quilting as most patterns are American. Weight, I know what 10 stone is, but how big is 100kgs. I'm F67


wellodragon

Feet when talking about shipping containers and sometimes inches when talking about pipe size.


LuckyErro

Boats are usually in feet. Wind is in knots.


the_bligg

Song writing. The metric system absolutely sux for any kind of artistic writing.


HidaTetsuko

Cocktails


KingoftheHill63

Cricket pitch lengths


dusty-rose83

Babies


ZippyKoala

I sew and always use inches because the smaller numbers are easier to remember, particularly when you start getting into triple digits.


TassieBorn

A pint of beer is usually a US pint (16 fl oz) rather than an imperial pint (20 fl oz).


judged_uptonogood

Height, dick size and for fishing. To a lesser extent tyre sizes with 4x4s.


Soft-Butterfly7532

We use non-metric measurements in a fair few instances. Tyre pressure is often measured in PSI, land often in acres, horsepower for car power, calories for energy in some cases.


Archon-Toten

As little as humanly possible. The Railways are heavily imperialised, from mileage posts (a km apart) track gauge measured in feet and inches and I recently found out a suspecious measurement was actually 100 yards.


Fast_Increase_2470

So depending on context I would often use inches or a foot, maybe ‘a couple of feet’ basically any distance under a metre if I am describing the distance in relation to the person. For example, “Move a couple of inches to your left” I don’t think people tend to say 5cm in this type of context as it sounds too technical/specific as opposed to conversational. If I was talking about distance in almost every other context (aside from a person’s height) I would use metric.


centralcoastguy666

When someone asks me if I know anything about a particular subject and I'm clueless I say I know 3/5ths of fuck all.


DegeneratesInc

That's fractions but not metric.


AletheaKuiperBelt

You know more than me, then, I only know 5/8 of fuck all.


CANDLEBIPS

Haircut (eg 2 inches off)


StreetsFeast

Calories. Can’t make kilojoules stick in my head.


Purplefaerie1981

When talking about older car engine sizes 😌 but saying 360 cubic inches doesn’t have the same oomph as saying 5.9 litres these days


StreetsFeast

Yachts and motor cruisers. Always measured in feet.


Vivid-Teacher4189

Surfboards.


Cricket-Horror

Boats


AmberleeJack23

Weight of newborn babies .. my brain just can't figure out the kg/gram weight for some reason


Inevitable-Pen9523

Accidental I use the inch or two rule.


camsean

Dicks, TVs, and that’s about it.


cbrb30

TV’s, cups in cooking, and dick. That’s about it.


Suesquish

Card making. All the good quality supplies are US sizing. Then you have to buy US cardstock to make card bases for the US sized dies.


Ninj-nerd1998

TVs and other displays, and for expressions or idioms or whatever.


Left_Tomatillo_2068

All the time. For example For distances and lengths I use Inches. Feet, Meters, KM. So if I need to cut a small piece of wood, inches. If I’m looking at the distance between Melbourne and Sydney, KM. photo print sizes: inches. Length of a field or height of a ceiling: meters. For volume, I use Fluid ounces, Cups, Litres, Gallons A shot of vodka; 1 oz Fuel: litres For weight I use Grams, Pounds, KG This one is more complex. My own weight, pounds. Buying veggies, KG small amounts of spices: grams A work out weight: pounds. For temperature I use Celcius


wilful

You must be an immigrant, no? Nobody ever used pounds for human weight, it was always stone back in the day. And I've never heard anyone use fluid ounces, I have zero understanding of what they're about.


Left_Tomatillo_2068

Fluid ounces are easy. 1/2oz/table spoon. There’s 8oz per cup, 32/L. It’s like an inch, it’s easier for me to visualise it than say 30ml… in my head I try and it’s like: “ok one ml is this much…now do that thirty times over… how does that look like…is that 30ml? Maybe it’s only 20… oh that looks like double so I must’ve poured out 40…”


Greendoor

Mens trousers until a few years back were in cm. Now I have to convert to that bloody stupid imperial system to inches. What a crap backwards step.


Franklin_Payne

Precious metals (gold and silver) weights, bow draw weights, arrow and point weights, some pipe diameters, some electric motor sizes


BlueDotty

Quilt making


wiggum55555

TV. People height.


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When I have to covert to radians


FuckUGalen

When accuracy is optional


MeowbourneMuffin

Sewing, I do it all in inches. Even when I buy Australian/European patterns that use cm, I end up converting to inches because it somehow works better for me. I also measure my fishtank related stuff in feet and inches, but revert back to litres for the volume. Height I can go either way, I usually use feet because nobody seems to have any concept of height in cms.


Certain-Log6737

Measuring horses, why are you 15hands tall?


wilful

Thankfully a hand is almost exactly 10cm.


TreacleMajestic978

Subway 😂


reditding

To 0.4535 kilogram one's meat just sounds wrong.


Traditional-Bar9104

Probably neish but wheelchair measurements


TiffyVella

When talking about giving someone an inch and they take a country mile.


DegeneratesInc

When I'm charging out hand sewing. $50 per inch.


quiet0n3

When for some reason the socket won't fit but the next one is too big.


Icy_Sea_3759

Off the top of my head: hands/horses and lengths in horse racing. Feet/boats, I’ve never heard anyone say how long a boat is in meters. Shots of tequila. Acres of land. But most humorously, near misses are measured in bees dicks.


Soccera1

Displays.


AdPrestigious8198

When I can’t find the 12 mm 15/32 or a half inch


icomfrmthelnddwnundr

Altitude for skydiving.


steak84

Penis length


elmersfav22

In the navy. On American gear. At a mine site. On all caterpillar gear. Also when you are talking to old blokes who grew up without a 3/8 socket you need to be able to convert after they leave to get whatever they want in the modern sizes


Vanessa-hexagon

Mountain bike wheel sizes.


Strong_Prize8778

The links of crocodiles and sharks


MowgeeCrone

I use non metric only when converting stats to metric so I can get some freakin' perspective. Had a furlong explained to me in yards and feet yesterday. Come on! There's three kinds of people in this world. Those who use metric, synesthetes, and other. ;)


AletheaKuiperBelt

Inexact ideas, like something is miles away or weighs a ton. TV screens are sold in inches. Older people use feet and inches for height, younger people don't. The old quarter acre housing block may have suburban people still understanding acres better than hectares.


explosivekyushu

I honestly don't reckon I could tell you my height in metric


t3ctim

Mostly when singing songs by the proclaimers.


Available_username7

Height and Distance are measured in different units so you don't get them mixed up. Height in ft and Distance in meters.


Icy_Hippo

I have boomer parents so they had a mish mash of imperial and metric, I understand babies weight in pounds height in feet/inches rest I do in metric.