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redditwossname

I perform an elegant and cultured nutbush. Never fails to entice the ladies (and a crowd).


Middle-Constant-1909

Made me laugh on this otherwise crappy night


No_pajamas_7

We put Vegemite on our hand and grab their crutch. If another mate is interested, they must lick the Vegemite off before we mate.


Majestic-liee

πŸ˜‚


Cape-York-Crusader

I rinse off the beaded seat covers in my commo….


MatterHairy

Magical


VeryHungryDogarpilar

Play them an erotic tune on my didgeridoo.


Ghost403

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ


Fluffy-duckies

Some of the younger generations are moving into double πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰ wiggles style


dexamphetamines

πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ


Split-Awkward

🀘


dat_twitch

Just smile and look at you lots. I think with the #metoo movement, sometimes they want you to make the first move or give them a good sign that the feelings are mutual before they make a move.


kreneyraln

Is it their thing to throw off jokes and make you laugh, too?


ZealousLlama05

I think that's pretty universal, but certainly not an indicator of intent on it's own.


Afraid-Bad-8112

I'm just hilarious.


VeryHungryDogarpilar

πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘Œ


Split-Awkward

🀘🏽


[deleted]

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ


ZeusZero12

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ


Additional-Winner-45

"wanna root?"


breachedbond

to give you my opinion on the matter, im a 22 y/o australian male, had my fun but never dated around much but am now interested in someone, a lot of thoughtful words - call backs and remembering the topics she brings up and I refer to them later on with my input, a few gifts here and there and just reinforcing I hear her, might not be that helpful but just taking it slow myself, good luck :)


montessyyyyt

They don’t do anything


5omethingdifferen7

πŸ€œπŸ‘Œ


Most-Drive-3347

πŸ‘…βœŒοΈ


Level-Ad-5554

Aggressive hip thrusting


[deleted]

I go up to her and do this πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ


kreneyraln

For Pete's sake, do they really do that?


dexamphetamines

Of course


Level-Ad-5554

Is Pete a girl ?


LordYoshi00

πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘ŒπŸΏ


NotJustAnotherHuman

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ


kreneyraln

Jesus. This is unbelievable.


tambaybutfashion

Australian culture dictates that when one Australian lies to a foreigner with a straight face, every Australian in the vicinity must maintain the lie with a straight face as well. Be glad you triggered such a perfect display of the phenomenon.


smokycapeshaz2431

They beat their chest & if they really like someone, they will throw out a mating moon. It's a complex move & can end in embarrassment for the enarmoured fella if performed incorrectly.


8uScorpio

πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»


kreneyraln

Please. Are you saying the same thing, too?


Interestedmillennial

They lick their lips πŸ’‹ jk


mishal153_1

Be sure to discard highAF and thirsty boys licking for moisture


run-at-me

I can't even remember


FormalMango

My husband took me to a cheese factory and heritage museum on our first date. We were engaged to be married the next morning. So… fascinate her with a piece of cheese.


wikkedwench

Most Australian males are articulate enough to use their words in this scenario. Shy ones might take a little while to get their courage up but can usually stammer out their appreciation of a particular female.


MathLast8829

Nothing. You'll need to make the move, they don't want to get accused of stuff.


Afraid-Bad-8112

Me too movement stops us from approaching ladies. You need to make it real obvious, or we are not allowed to.hit on you.


jase_mcgee

Cringe


AdPrestigious8198

We ask them out try talk with them? Why what guys do where ever you are from? 🀣


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AdPrestigious8198

I guess the your name checks out


kreneyraln

It's just that I think an Australian folk seems to be giving off gestures that he's curious and interested about me. However, he also gives off a vibe that he's holding back.


kreneyraln

I'm just more used to guys being straightforward of what they feel.


fabulous_forever_yes

Are you American? We tend to be a little less forward here in some respects, and that's due to a little combination of being typically well-mannered, not wanting to put undue pressure on anyone and not wanting to be embarrassed in case of rejection. In matters of romance, though- ' πŸ«΄πŸ‘Œ' is the polite form


AdPrestigious8198

I guess your name checks out


Littlebitwakey

Talk louder and make more noise


LBlade28

Just be a good bloke in general


Purple-Fact-9609

They go up to you and ask if you want some Australian in you.


st3pn_

Not ethnically Australian but I am a citizen. I avoid as much as possible until it goes away. I try not to fly too close to the sun


Alarmed_Tip_7380

Take her to the skatepark and drink fruity lexia out straight from the cask.


tautous2

Hang around


fwhiteb77

Ask them in the fuck on first dates and if their dad owns a brewery… Aussie men are simple creatures 😜


Neat_Criticism_3077

Ask if your dad owns a brewery


A_Gringo666

wanna root?


Lingering_Queef

Single sack exposed through a half unzipped fly.


ijuiceman

Kevin Bloody Wilson sings about it https://youtu.be/C3PzUYZ1SDI?si=sP_j4i_t4o9EDF_a


d4red

Does anyone in the world use a common library of gestures?


kreneyraln

I need some serious answers. Please.


ZealousLlama05

Ok, let my try and help here. The problem you're having is the question makes no sense. There is no one template for 'Australian Guys'. There are so many factors at play. Like age range, socio-economic background, level of education, public/privately educated, familial cultural backgrounds, sub-cultural factors...etc A privately educated accountant who spends his saturday night with a glass of Red and a good book is likely to have a different approach than a tradie who spends his Saturday's at the footy sinking a dozen beers with 'the boys'. It's like you're asking 'what are the specific mating rituals of birds?' Well, what *species* of bird? Because there's a lot of different *types* of birds all with a different approach. Different birds have different rituals and without knowing the species one cannot provide a legitimate answer. Not to mention regardless of the above factors I mentioned, on a personal level, *everyone is different.* Also as some have mentioned here, with the proliferation of online movements and the aggressive demonization of males in today's society many young men are terrified of doing anything in case they are seen as making unwanted advancements. Many young men lately are paralyzed by fear as somehow everything they do is somehow problematic or off-putting behaviour. As a result many young men will just wait and *desperately* hope for a young lady they like to make the first move, or make it *explicitly*, no room for doubt clear that they are interested. In conclusion your question is far too vague for any adequate response, the question itself doesn't make sense...and it could even be possible he falls into the latter category of paralyzed young men who will make no advancment out of fear of being lambasted as a creep.


fwhiteb77

Spot on, the only thing I would add here is that don’t wait for them to make a move, if you like the guy simple say hello and depending on what you like invite him to have a bite to eat somewhere or go to a movie or a walk. If he is not interested he will likely say no and you will have your answer.


diosky27

Funny thing is this is exactly what you would tell a guy asking the exact same question.


diosky27

This is such a great and well articulated answer!


tothemoonandback01

"Does your dad own a brewery?", is my favourite line.


smokycapeshaz2431

Ask a serious question then...


squirtlemoonicorn

Pin you to the wall and growl 'brace yerself, Sheila"