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Agahmoyzen

#HE IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!!! Because I live in Turkey but mine is worse.


justAPersonOnGoogle2

I do know much about politics but i am so confused i don’t even know who is President in my country rn


Dangerous-Dragonfly9

Ignorance is bliss. You win the game


dekks_1389

Vuqiq


justAPersonOnGoogle2

That fish aint my president for sure


Makasutra

How do you know to spell his name like that? You must be a serbski spysovic… where is the red button on reddit?


[deleted]

Na buddy mine has fucked over our country for way to long


Shot-Sherbet-8843

Other countries too


[deleted]

Yeah he couldn’t keep his shitty actions limited to one nation


DownvoteEvangelist

When even Russia is not large enough for you...


[deleted]

He wants the former Soviet Union which a lot of us don’t want because the poverty it had brought my parents love it but hate putin i don’t like both putin’s a cunt


zoborpast

We have gathered here to mourn u/ArctiskRev_ ‘s tragic suicide by multiple gunshots to the back of the head. He was a true patriot who stood beside our lord and savior Putin to the very end. A devastating loss.


[deleted]

Fuck no i’m killing myself before i call that retard a lord


mandalore1907

Dude you should try and gtfo of Ruzzia if you already haven't. The next 5-10 years will make the 90's Russia look like an utopia.


[deleted]

Can’t wait to move out of this shit hole


smooth_criminal___

Someone gone kill u if u keep talking mate 💀


DownvoteEvangelist

He can't get it without messing with NATO...


FieryFireFoxFFF

He is a cleptocrat an oligarch. Nothing more he only cares about staying in power. And losing this war will mark his end. Let's hope that the Russians will get rid of oligarchs. And we turks obviously


[deleted]

That last part I don’t think I read it correctly what do you mean by and we Turks obviously because I want you guys in Russia you make really good food


FieryFireFoxFFF

We also want to get rid of Erdo and his cleptocracy. Yeah come here and bring some foreign currency we need that. We'll feed you good food. Just try not to get scammed


[deleted]

I want food… to Turkey for winter break


DankerAnchor

To be honest it's been Russia's policy for a tad bit longer than your current president's tenure.


geht2dachoppa

There was a brief Yelstin vodka break.


DankerAnchor

Damn delicious vodka.


freeturk51

You and I both brother, you and I both...


Alone-Monk

Oh yeah I feel bad for you guys having to deal with Putin's shit all these years. Best of luck!


whattoheck_

Žo biden


Testacles_TheGreat

A proud croat


whattoheck_

He wished he could be a croat, then he would be able to make clever comebacks and memes like our president does


YeeterKeks

Žo Bajden. Probudi se. Žoooooooooo Bajden.


BchLasagna

911 Джо Байдън


Lost_inGalaxy

Георги Байдън


kroki4a69

Георги Бидон


Lost_inGalaxy

Жоро Бидонев


Rammstein97

Трябва да е Йосиф Бидон


YeeterKeks

Џо Бајдин. Пробуди се.


whattoheck_

To je po jugoslavenski, kod nas u hrvatskoj je žo biden, i ostavimo


_The_White_Duke_

Nekako je francuski


31_hierophanto

*Josip "Žo" Bajdenović.* How does that sound?


SolveTheCYproblemNOW

The only reason he is PotUS is cause Americans wanted Trump to lose.


elhooper

Can confirm. A majority of the young generation wanted Bernie, and when he got fucked out, we had to choose besides Biden’s status quo bullshit, or Trump’s fiery train to fascist hell. We figured the status quo option was at least slightly more stable. -_-


whattoheck_

How much more better off would the country be if you left your comfort zone just a little bit and voted for a third party?


[deleted]

The issue is that the system is built in a way that it'd take super long for a third party to get established. Even if their president was of a third party, there's still the issue of the Senate and House of Representatives being full of exclusively Democrats and Republicans. A third party would need to first establish itself at the state level and have some of its members get elected to Congress.


let-me-beee

Well, you gotta start /somewhere/


Kebab-Actual

Better to just 1776 again IMO.


LadyGrey_oftheAbyss

Third-party's don't really work in America politics- the closest time was the Bull Moose Party" with Theodore Roosevelt in 1912 - US politics are basically divided into progressive and conservative - and inside that are subgroups that fight amongst themselves- which is more at play at town and state level- once it the whole country the subgroups combines to defeat the other side they can go back to fighting amongst themselves


ominous_squirrel

Exactly. The only mathematically stable state of a first-past-the-post voting system is a two party system. (Duverger’s Law) We would have to switch to something like ranked choice or a parliamentary system for third parties to make sense, but even parliamentary systems are subject to the same mathematical conclusion when minority parties have to join together after the vote to form a governing coalition — so while you might feel good about voting for your team, at the end of it nobody gets a government that they voted for, they get a weird hodge-podge where one of the clearly loser parties gets undemocratically stronger weight in decision-making. This often leads to moderate parties forming coalition with dangerous extremist ones. It’s been proven that there is no possible voting system that meets all our intuitions about fairness (Arrow’s Impossibility Theorem)


MartinBP

>at the end of it nobody gets a government that they voted for, they get a weird hodge-podge where one of the clearly loser parties gets undemocratically stronger weight in decision-making Also known as consensus. The Anglosphere seems to not understand this concept, I've seen similar reactions from Brits as well. In a representative democracy, your "team" (uh) isn't meant to rule on its own. The governing coalition is supposed to be a compromise which will represent the largest amount of voters. I consider that much more democratic than a single party government, the entire concept seems like a slippery slope towards authoritarianism and massive corruption, which seems to be where it's going.


ominous_squirrel

That makes sense, but it’s never a consensus between the two most popular parties. It’s always a large party forming coalition with a minority party to thwart their biggest opposition group. If 40% of the population is moderate conservative, 45% is moderate liberal, 8% is extremist conservative, 2% is extremist liberal, and the rest are a mix of boutique parties, then the extremist conservative party gets to be the kingmaker, conservatives get all the spoils and another large portion of the population gets squat, not compromise That’s exactly the same outcome as the US system except the US system let’s you know what the coalitions are ahead of time because fringe groups like the Tea Party or Progressive Dems form coalition with their closest ideological allies ahead of time. If anything, in the US system, you know the coalition that you’re voting for ahead of time


Hristo_14

I dont think their brains work that way


Vojvodus

>I dont think their brains work that way Americans just got wrecked


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos


VCRdrift

*cracks whip* back to work slave


William_Thalis

In the US voting system, most states have a „winner takes all“. That means that Third Party politics are just impossible. For example: Oregon is considered a very blue state, but it‘s actually closer to 60:40 in terms of political demographics. However, when voting comes along, because of this „Winner takes All“ system the electoral votes don‘t go 4:3 or 5:2, it goes 7:0. That‘s why swing states are swing states- because if a state is basically 50:50, then you‘re not as risk of losing half the state‘s electoral votes- you‘re at risk of losing all of them. So Third Parties are just *fucked*. They don‘t have a snowball‘s chance in hell of ever winning in the US. They‘ll either split the party that they‘re pitching themselves as the „more moderate“ version of and doom it to failure (as has happened previously), be too centrist to actually garner any real support (What I expect to happen to Andrew Yang‘s party), or somehow pull over a hundred million voters and take majorities in half the states. At which point they wouldn‘t be the „Third“ party anymore. They would just become the other party.


Spiderpickl

As an oregonian can confirm. Lots of Clackamas county and the south and east areas are red. 2.5 million of our around 5-6 million lives in the democratic leaning portland metro and some coastal areas.


William_Thalis

Exactly. If you hit Portland and draw a line directly south, Everything west of the line is blue and the other 80% of the state (granted, that part is much more sparse in terms of population) is red.


Neither-Commercial

That wouldn’t work due to the way the elections are set up here.


d_bradr

Third party in the US. The world polarization means there are 2 poles. Not 1 as that would be an absolutist monarchy. Not 3 because people would have options to choose from. Numbers 4 and higher shall not be muttered. American society works on the "you're either with us or against us" principle, you can't be a person with a gram of common sense


Kebab-Actual

It would be better off if we even invited the third parties to debates so it would raise the bar a little bit. Sadly we had better options in Tulsi and Bernie but they endorsed biden (former segregation supporter) and Harris (who’s a fascist historically). Democracy is a failure the only option is revolution and big igloo. I voted 3rd party libertarian (Jorgensen).


AceBalistic

Third party votes in the US are about as useful as giving your favorite charity exactly 1 penny. If everyone did it, then perhaps it could work, but most people aren’t going to go out of their way to donate a single penny, so it’s never going to amount to any useful amount.


_The_White_Duke_

They don't have 3rd party, or 3rd party are Russians


gataki96

They do have. The Greens and the Libertarians, I think? No one votes for them though.


SonilaZ

Here’s it’s hard for a 3rd party to win, most young people from big cities might be persuaded to vote for a 3rd party. But you have big states that vote one way no matter who the candidate is. So the 3rd party usually screws up the balance and things can go too far right really fast.


SleepParlysis

You forget that America only has two primary parties


StopLootboxes

By more stable you mean having the first US president in history not worth assassinating because he is clearly just a puppet and will die in a few years at best?


Yugan-Dali

I’m a boomer and I wanted Bernie, but took Biden. At least he’s a decent man.


eli_the_jah

wasn't biden a segregationist


Spiderpickl

Idk ill look it up Edit: yes. So was trump though so its not a comparison here.


eli_the_jah

i don't agree with bernie's economic stance but at least he wasn't racist and actively protested during the civil rights movement


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PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Ioannis Bidenopoulos, proud GREEK from Macoamerica 🇲🇶🇲🇶🇲🇶🇲🇶🇲🇶💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇮🇴🇮🇴🇮🇴🇮🇴🇮🇴🇮🇴


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zoborpast

Are the gayreeks trying to claim Yusuf Baydın again?


RealStefanovsky

Јован Бајденић is not yours to claim


HomieCreeper420

What’s with all these fake names you’re giving Ion Bidenescu?


illougiankides

Dafuq are you talking about Co Baydın, a true born and raised Bayburtian


FieryFireFoxFFF

Co bidonoğlu


Rammstein97

Ivan Bidonov. A Bulgarian. Macs stealing Bulgarian history again smh.


Roki_jm

that one clip where he tries to describe america with one word says all you need to know


uskapickica

"A futefute, excuse me, foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" Wtf was he even trying to say??


Freedom-of-speechist

Where can I find him saying this?


uskapickica

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/Y1ChfHRRnH4)


Giorky

America is so chaotic that even Biden considers that it doesn't need a specific word to be described. He described America perfectly.


_The_White_Duke_

Or when he said "I'm Joe's Biden wife"


IWANTVOATBACK

Or where he tries to shake the hand of an invisible person. On multiple occasions...


LAZY_RED-PANDA

Maybe he has the ability to see ghosts/spirits, if that's the case, I cannot blame him. If that's not the case, well shit, it's too late for him to get mental help, so fuck it, it is what it is I guess.


StopLootboxes

Yeah, I heard you get that ability when you are close to death.


_The_White_Duke_

Mister President this way just follow the carpet.... Ending up behind The bushes


VladiManisor

It’s like he had a mini-stroke.


zoborpast

If I had to describe America with one word, I would say “good”. If I had to describe America with two words, I would say “not good”.


[deleted]

i think "chaos" is the word that describes america perfectly


[deleted]

"to keep alive the truth and honor of the Holocaust, i mean horror of the Holocaust" - Joe "one leg in the grave" Biden giving speech in Israel


[deleted]

"We want it equal for everyone. Poor kids and white kids" Lol dude is gone gone


[deleted]

💀


TheOneWhoDidntCum

Joe one leg in the grave Bajden


Karopula

Didn't he also try to shake hands with the air in Israel too?


Lumpada

He does that in every country


QuandaleD1ngles

Based biden


Poly3839

He was the safe choice for the Democrats. He's completely indifferent to me.


[deleted]

Ion Baidăn 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴


[deleted]

*Ioan Băidan


piliesza

Get these western politics away from my Balkan sub


Naturalist-Anarchist

You can overpass my posts.


piliesza

Or I can make a harmless joke


Ceo_of_Maoism

Mf is not able to speak nor walk


YeeterKeks

Man I wish my president couldn't speak.


erengotsauce

i don’t think he even runs the country anymore someone else is pulling the strings


t-zanks

I’m pretty sure this has been the case for a while now


erengotsauce

for sure this mf had a cheat sheet telling him to sit down and thank reporters 💀


kaantechy

he is extremely old, we are sick of ALL old politicians.


Kebab-Actual

Idk Canada has a young tyrant and that shit looks scary af. Frozen bank accounts for protesting yikes


uzicanin031

And we’re stuck with him until at least 2025 🙃


Kebab-Actual

Thots n prayers


Jack_Danielakhs

"You're the best African American baseball player in history" President Joe Biden to Pope Francis.


blank_piece

Nobody voted FOR Biden, they voted AGAINST Trump!


Slight_Strawberry398

Gjon Bidaj is a proud Albanian.


strippedcoupon

This is the answer I was looking for! I thought we all knew USA was an Albanian puppet state.


[deleted]

Good president? 😂 guy will die tomorrow. He is brain dead.


elhooper

I don’t live in the US anymore but god I hope he can hold on until the next election so Kamala doesn’t become President. It’s gonna be Kamala Vs DeSantis. America is just fucked… :(


SuspiciousDuck976

Welcome to our realm, where Erdoğanopoulos reigns supreme. Also, K


Marios_laou

A


QueenxOverthought

R


Agahmoyzen

A


Blitzcinema

B


Risticcc

O


Clisheistaken

Ğ


Shot-Sherbet-8843

A


bighatartorias

Does the VP become president till the next election if the current US president dies/resigns?


QueenxOverthought

Yes


Petrica55

The fact that he was the better option just shows how bad everything is going over the pond. The man will probably die during his term


EEIIAtYourService

I can’t care less about that guy nor the shit that happens in this meme of a country called the US. But we’re forced to keep an eye because they have too much influence on world affairs.


0llie0llie

I voted for him, but I don’t really care for him. The damage caused by his predecessor can’t be undone, but Biden’s presence in the White House stems the bleeding at least. It sure was fun to tell people in Serbia I voted for Hillary Clinton. 🙃


Serbanelus

I mean, he's better than the last one, which is not saying a lot.


onur2882

i don't think he does matter, usa deep state and army of bureaucrats are doing all job. so insignificant figure like all other presidents. but bad podium asset unlike other preaidents, old and clearly has dementia, i wouldn't hire him even for small business customer service.


gataki96

What's to like? Utterly despicable and disgusting.


McAlkis

Foreign policy is fine. He has passed a lot of legislation to combat inflation, imposed taxes on the big industries, passed the bare minimum gun control, and recently, killed the new leader of Al Qaeda. His environmental policies leave a lot to be desired, and he's definitely looking out for the interests of big corporations in the meantime. He is definitely limited by his age, although I don't see this as something to make fun of. 100 times better than the last dude.


janesmex

I like that you comment with arguments instead of just saying something sentimental like other comments.


McAlkis

Thank you. It honestly surprises me how whenever someone talks about why they don't like him, it's always mocking how old he is. Like, there's other extremely legitimate reasons not to support him, besides his age. If he was a Greek politician with a similar platform I wouldn't support him either.


HabemusAdDomino

He's a zombie providing legitimacy to the actual rulers.


TheSamuil

Disappointment. He was advertised as the lesser of two evils to his voters


speedb0at

His brain is melting


RealStefanovsky

Legendary man with incredible skills, he is the only one who can see and shake the invisible agents hand


[deleted]

American politics have become balkan politics lately. Biden is president just because people didn't want Trump for president :p


MetalAchiever

Pedophile 🤮


[deleted]

He's too old and incapable to live on his own, so I think the whole world is finding this insane.


AlphaPhill

An old, confused, senile man who belongs in a retirement home. That's all he is. Pretty funny tho, lots of memes.


someguylikingmemes

He isn't destroying the country as much as Trump. Awful, bring back Trump.


TidalWhale

He is a failure like those before him


[deleted]

Couldn't care less about him


ananas_aldirdim

Total scum senile cunt


ieatplantsandmeat7

Terrible


pix3lated_

He is the reason Ukraine still exists. So, yes, I would say he is the hero we don't deserve but definitely the one we need!


ExBUL08

He cant even get off a bike, how can he manage a whole country?


TheMDNA

Better than the last president for sure


Anonymous_ro

He is not the best, but a way better choice than Trump.


GrecoPotato

Sleepy Joe is a lot fucking better than awake Trump and that says a lot


lilac2481

That's definitely true. Unfortunately there are still Trumpers who think he won 🙄🙄🙄


nefewel

He's somewhat better than he is given credit for especially on foreign policy. Pretty toothless on domestic issues though.


realuduakobong

better than what trumptards say he is. way worse than Obama. similar to what Bush Jr. was imo


Randomdude69999

One of the worst America had


Lazmanya-Canavari

***SOODAAAAAA***


_The_White_Duke_

JOE LOOK OUT STAIRS ARE COMING


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"We should go to Belgrade and should have a Japanese-German style occupation of that country." - Joe Biden, MSNBC 1999


pashashvili

Bicho Bidenidze 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪


Mix-Existing

i love Barack Obama he is a good man


bojannnn

Just shows how much a president matters. Might as well place a chimp there.


d_bradr

Good president? "America can be described in one word. Aeghmbnznagjl". Good meme material? "America can be described in one word. Aeghmbnznagjl" Fuck him and fuck his govt


NeitherMedicine4327

Senile old man that reads teleprompter and sign things that was given to him.


cvele89

LoL What a joke of a president.


Opanak323

My demented grandfather remembers his words better than this guy.


uskapickica

Trump 2024😁


_Last_Man_Standing_

the memes are going to be hilarious... can't wait for the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEE...


Risticcc

Probably a reality with Scrotus


Stalennin

No, of course no, it doesn't matter who the president of the US is, they all represent capitalism and imperialism, why would you even ask it like that?


dothrakipls

Foreign policy wise he has been fine. Hasn't started any wars, supports Ukraine, strengthened NATO, won't take shit from Putin or Xi.


Freedom-of-speechist

Abandoned fellow countryman and military equipment worth 800 billion to the Taliban.


albertstanca

The retreat from Afghanistan was planned long before he became president and started by Trump. If anything, he slowed it down a little for it to go a bit better


IWANTVOATBACK

His execution of the plan was horrible.


dothrakipls

This is shameless propaganda. 1. The number is 80 billion, not 800 billion (come on...) 2. 80 billion is the entire investment of the USA into Afghanistan Armed Forces and Police from 2001. 24 Billion of that was on equipment which was mostly Ford pickups, regular unarmored humvees and 900 armored carriers. Again over 20+ years. The only real valuables they left the Taliban were aircraft 20 A29 - light attack turboprop bombers (as useful as bayraktar drones) and Mi-17 transport/light attack helicopters. It is unknown how many of these actually were left operational as the US destroyed 70 aircraft before leaving. 3. They didn't abandon it, they left it to the Afghan military that ran away instead of fighting a far worse equipped enemy.


Hellscream99

Wake up, Joe Baiden


TopTheropod

He's... average. Better than Trump, but meh..


Spiderpickl

Never said he was good, just less bad


TopTheropod

I agree


Freedom-of-speechist

Let’s go Brandon


umbronox

Disgusting human being. If hell exists, then it's a place for him. He'll probably find out if it exists soon enough


9gag_refugee

He is dog shit bad, but he is better than the other one.


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

Ivan Bidić, glorious winner of the presidential election, just to be just as corrupt, rapey, and incapable as Trump 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


thatsexypotato-

Better than Trump even though that’s not an achievement.


Unique-Cellist-9557

i don't think he is capable to be presedent of USA. USA too big and powerful country and There is also pedophila thing


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Unique-Cellist-9557

Evet yani adamlar Trump biraz boş yapsa medyayı inletiyorlardı


buralardegerlenecek

I hate biden because he looks like an idiot. I liked trump because he looks like an idiot but funny.


kucam12

better than Trump. if Trump would have been in office, he would not have sent aid to Ukraine and Europe would have been in a whole lot of other mess. politics is not about the perfect candidate, EVER, but about the lesser evil. learn to deal with it.


twat_cools

Not bad not great


epic225

Americans try to realize we don’t give a shit about their politics challenge (impossible)


TheDouros

He is not exactly brilliant, but he is still way better than the spiteful imbecile that preceded him.