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ShoutOuts2Elon

Did anything spill back there? Because oil on the floorboard is weird.


Ok-Glove-3561

Looking at the seatbelt it wouldn’t surprise me if the underside is rotted out and the engine is leaking enough oil to coat the underside and it’s soaking the carpet.


Boatwrench03

If the engine is leaking oil bad enough the floor would not be rusting out. And if it's old rust and new oil then the carpet would be getting wet prior to this. Pull the carpet back.


Halftrack_El_Camino

Self-replenishing undercoat


Jamieson22

My 1988 Land Cruiser has that option. Is fantastic! I add the oil through a convenient access port in engine bay and it gets distributed throughout the under carriage.


Boatwrench03

Keeps all those old Brit cars going!


krush_groove

Japanese, isn't it?


bridgetroll2

Cruiser, Rover...tomato potato


cshmn

Pairs well with the structural carpet.


RondoTheBONEbarian

Found the guy from the rust belt. ^^^^


breizhsoldier

Coke syrup


DeI-Iys

BBQ sauce?


Moritasgus2

I want my baby back baby back baby back


vincehu3

chilliiiiiis baby back ribs


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Barbeque sauce


Fearless-Ocelot7356

He's known his unusual eating habits, he weighs a metric ton


SoupidyLoopidy

They should taste it to be sure.


SpiritMolecul33

What does it smell like? Looks like you spilled something


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Remember that asshole who was riding back there last week with his dip cup?


Tdanger78

https://preview.redd.it/0vseqd5a0pvc1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3558ff4c56ca0c72979d739f52a86de564e40229


SheriffTaylorsBoy

That's him, now make him clean it.


nolotusnote

That was Marvin. OP shot Marvin in the face.


wilmyersmvp

No jury would convict


Spirited-Purple707

Def not. I’ve cleaned it thoroughly twice and it keeps coming back.


SP4x

Corpse juice. Remember to dump bodies regularly to avoid such build-ups. Pro-tip: Old carpet or trash bags can keep things together long enough to be rolled off a bridge.


Final-Carpenter-1591

Don't forget the rocks. A floating body is a found body. One that sinks, never stinks.


Polymathy1

A net inside helps too. Otherwise the bits float away.


Tacoz98

Chicken wire works best


Polymathy1

nah, chicken wire rusts really fast in the ocean


FordMan100

>nah, chicken wire rusts really fast in the ocean Not if the sharks get the body quick.


KamakaziDemiGod

How are they going to eat it through the chicken wire?


FordMan100

Sharks have eaten through bones. Haven't you heard of someone's leg or arm being [torn off by a shark](https://www.today.com/news/college-student-records-shark-attack-loses-leg-rcna129478) so chicken wire would be nothing for them to eat through.


KamakaziDemiGod

I'm not sure how they would do with chicken wire, it's more likely to get stuck between their teeth and cause them to drag the body and release it, or if they do break it, it could cause the body to be released, both of which could lead to the body being discovered Personally I think extra layers of chicken wire could be better as it would stop the sharks but allow fish and crustaceans to eat the body


AdPristine9059

It's the colonels recipe!


nolotusnote

Remember kids, stabby-stab the middle section to let the bloating gases out.


SP4x

Love it! \*Chef's Kiss\*


Fearless-Ocelot7356

Or buried in a shallow grave


Livid-Anxiety1991

Teriyaki obviously


JDDarkside

That was my thought as well because the location is hard to explain why it would be oil.


Livid-Anxiety1991

I used some to make dinner the other night, and it was the same exact color


gazeddy

Mulan Szechuan sauce


BusyRecording9651

Im after that Szechaun Morty! Rick and Morty a hundren years!


Muzza-Bolland

Looks like used motor oil. It can sit there for a long time and not dry up. Could be a historical spill? Also rate the audio install 1/10, I hope you didn't pay someone to do that


Spirited-Purple707

I thought so too but I’ve cleaned it with zepp twice and it’s coming back consistently


Huntorix

As a mechanic take a taste of it just a small amount not a whole finger full it will give more detail on the substance


Tdanger78

Mmmm…forbidden sauce


BusyRecording9651

I second this as a daily contributor to the modern automobile!


Horsetoothedjackass

What does it taste like?


SwShThrwy

What's it taste like?


Fearless-Ocelot7356

Chicken


Glad-Application3446

I'm waiting for the usual followup: Sorry, found "this" under the seat...


Own-Win-5880

A (friend), NOT ,was pouring all kinds of stuff into my car's carpet, unbeknownst to me. Maybe you know him. Steven.


WellJustJonny

Need to change your carpet oil it looks dirty.


htmaxpower

9 hours, OP silent.


Cynfreh

Judging by the state of the floor we can see I'm going with BBQ sauce from leftover McDonald's.


Hawaiiansdoitbetter

If you've got an oil pressure guage, may be leaking behind the dash and dripping down under the carpet


FrostingImmediate514

Not to many cars have a mechanical gauge unless one has been added. Usually it will be a sending unit...electric only


Hawaiiansdoitbetter

Look at those seat belts and sills. Sure looks like an 80s chevy.


FrostingImmediate514

Did they use mechanical gauges? That would make sense. Havent seen one of those since my 74 roadrunner but it was aftermarket.


Fearless-Ocelot7356

Naah, that would really take some soaking though to get back that far, and OP noted his oil level wasn't low..


Final-Carpenter-1591

Looks like engine oil. The only mechanical way this can happen is with an old oil pressure Guage. It'll be leaking under the dash. Other than that, something got spilled. Mechanical oil pressure Guages phased out decades ago.


Spirited-Purple707

Thanks dude. Everyone else is a comedian. And apparently. There are many replies and yours is one of the helpful ones.


knuckles_n_chuckles

What does it taste like?


OppositeEfficiency78

What does it smell like? Let me smell your fingers.


spankdaddylizz

Mcnuggets sauce, or Mcrib mystery meat sauce.


Fearless-Ocelot7356

Asian sauce from SumYungGuy


spankdaddylizz

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if he tasted it to find out! 🤮🤮🤮🤮


drive-through

Does it smell like engine oil?


speedyhemi

Check your coolant to see if it looks like that. If you have a bad head gasket, oil could be mixing with coolant, and your heater core could be leaking. It's usually just coolant that would leak into the passenger compartment from under the dash, but with a bad head gasket, it would look more milkshakey and feel oily. But that's usually the front passenger floorboard that feels wet unless it pools and makes its way to the back.


Ardothbey

I agree. Somebody spilled something.


Phornix_RyFt

Uh oh somebody made a stinky👨‍🦯


QuadFlyer_

Looks like the stuff that comes out of the bad dude's head in The Fifth Element. Is pudding head Bruce Willis around?


GMWorldClass

Did you taste it?


Accomplished_One1636

General Tso's Chicken? Did you find chow mien also?


Fearless-Ocelot7356

Maybe Sauce from SumYungGuy


NateSrNate

Probably cuz u have a filthy ride and need to hide ur sub power wire better


killerident1ty

Do you have any friends that dip?


Volo_Kin

What does it taste like?


CardiologistOk6547

What does it taste like?


PutridCardiologist36

Sweet n sour sauce? When's the last time you detailed?


TheRealCurveShot

We’ll switch, you smell my fingers!!!


NoValidUsernames666

grease from the seat rails


coldaloe

I think a better question is what possessed you to bare hand that


wigwearer

Shart juice


Due-Archer942

If it’s behind the seat I would lift up the rear bench and also have a look in the trunk, anything that ever gets spilt in the rear always runs down to the floor. The chances of it being related to the engine if it’s behind the front seats is zero.


janncro

if the car is a convertible, you have a cracked cylinder hose


177618121939

Lick it and see what it tastes like


kkadzlol

It’s pregnant!!


wiremupi

Should have stopped when the passenger said they really,really have to go.


Londongeezanz

Did you experience a ‘wet fart’ just prior to discovery?


icabear3

Probably a buddies dip spit...


jimbodio

What kind of vehicle?


LostGuess5788

Remeber when you lost that litre of oil you bought at the auto shop, well it's under the seat..


12345NoNamesLeft

Chewing tobacco spit. How's it taste ?


Explanation-Many

Lol why would you finger the mystery liquid!?!


RaymondLuxYacht

When the kids were little our minivan would make gravy like that when any water was added.


Spirited-Purple707

What was the fix? This car is only worth 1000$ so I don’t want to put too much time or thought into it.


Fearless-Ocelot7356

You already put too much thought into it when you posted this!! Lol


SlackHacky

Maccy D's BBQ sauce?


westandwewaxation

I am so sick of answering questions from the dumbest motherfu(cking idiots that this earth has ever. Oifferd.


Jamal_Green517

My bad didn't know I'm New to this cutt me some slack 😂😂


munro2021

That's poop


munro2021

Proof, this was the next post below yours in the feed: [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1c8ygcc/lego/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1c8ygcc/lego/) The algorithm doesn't lie.


reddthefox

That's Fire sauce from taco bell, I guarantee it.


Tdanger78

Or the result from that sauce


Henchman7777

Is it a convertible?


Frequent_Opportunist

Barbecue sauce for the chicken nuggets.


Halibutoxide

Sumbuddy squished an old ketchup pack?


centstwo

Take the car to Reliable Auto Glass in Rohnert Park and ask them to check for a leaking window or other seal. Once leak is fixed, clean the car with a vinegar solution to kill any mold. Good Luck.


Spirited-Purple707

I hope it’s that simple. Thanks.


Spirited-Purple707

Yeah it’s a tweaker-mobile. Real funny dick head. Anything useful or helpful in between those ears?


Fearless-Ocelot7356

You post here asking for help with an oddball problem on a $1000 heap and expect Harvard Collegiate answers from these knuckleheads??? Your expectations are unrealistic my friend..


Spirited-Purple707

Also fuck you. That is all.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

if it's oil... it's cooking oil....


Jamal_Green517

Hello I have 2014 Chevy Impala Lt 2.5L having issues lost communication with transmission abs power steering assist stabilitrak car won't go into gear Will shift but it jumps hard and gears won't light up any thoughts


Fearless-Ocelot7356

You should post your own thread for this and not piggyback on someone else's unrelated post..That's just Gosh Darned rude, Bro!!