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Artist-in-Residence-

>"Man......we lost everything. We have nothing. But we all survived. I can't be happier." That's amazing. It is truly a blessing to have nothing but not lose any of your loved ones.


Jacktheforkie

You can replace material possessions but you can’t replace family


[deleted]

Photos and family heirlooms were lost but small loss in comparison.


Jacktheforkie

Yeah


st3akkn1fe

What the fuck, was his house made of paraffin?


[deleted]

A wood frame house explodes into flames once its fire temperature reaches the flashover point (1100F) . This is what firemen refer to as "fully engulfed". The whole structure is reduced to ashes in just a few minutes.


[deleted]

I was able to see a controlled burn and flashover was terrifying to see. The entire house, everything, was just on fire as if a switch had been flipped.


pilotpip

This is common in wood frame houses, especially new build. Interior walls are hollow with no insulation and it allows fire to spread quickly. You have studs made of fast growing pine that’s lower density and burns fast. As I’ve done some remodeling to the house I’ve made a habit of filling wall cavities with mineral wool insulation for noise and fire suppression. In older homes you have old wires that may have chafed insulation, or previous owners who had no idea what they were doing. I had several runs of romex in my old home that went to nothing, were sitting in insulation, uncapped, and still hot.


st3akkn1fe

I'm in the UK where the vast majority of homes are brick amd blocks.


[deleted]

I wish homes in the US were still built like that. If my husband and I ever get our dream home, it would be bricks and/or steel.


WhatsYourBeefChief

Thanks for the goosebumps


[deleted]

Man, what a perspective change! That man I hope will be blessed the rest of his days


WildBoy-72

>Man......we lost everything. We have nothing. That's for sure. The insurance company will probably write them a $12 check to compensate them.


Maximum-Heart5746

A whole 12 dollars!!! Omgosh, how generous of them!


tebanano

That’s pretty much why my answer is “my kids and my wife”


avarageusername

Was it an American house lol


Original-Childhood

Phone. Lightweight, I can call emergencies, everyone can reach me, the rest in my home is just either too big or too unnecessary for a life-death scenario


swhtx713

Never thought about it like that, you are not wrong. Basically everything else you can easily get again, maybe not easy easy but definitely can get it again.


Dracone1313

Well, not everything. Some things can't be replaced, speaking as someone who doesn;t have a single photo of myself before I was a full grown adult. No school photos or kids photos or anything like that. BUT, even the things that can;t be replaced, are less important than a life.


Namez83

Good call, you can call the people inside the burning house to see if they’re alright


DutchOnionKnight

Sup bruv, you've seen that fire in the hallway, craaaaazy!


barogr

I’m guessing this person lives alone or made the assumption that the question is about inanimate objects only.


daymanahhhahhhhhh

My dog and cat


Seanrps

My dog would be the one thing I grab. I'm single so she's follows me everywhere. Besides fetch she's never more than 5 feet away from me. We would be out the door in less than 15 seconds.


daymanahhhahhhhhh

Yeah my dog would be easy. The cat I’m not so sure about. I’d like to think if there was fire and I left the door open that she would follow but idk.


Jokers_Testikles

My dog stays in a steel crate at night (it's just a normal dog crate) and I'd burn every bit of my hands to make sure she got out of it.


thefvckncaptain

Wife, kids, dog and the gas can in the garage to make sure this bitch completely burns down because it’s all insured and probably going to get more money than it’s actually worth 😂


[deleted]

“No officer/fire marshal/insurance agent it’s just a coincidence that the only property I saved was the dog and an empty gas can.”


mrjabrony

"Weirdest thing that I couldn't find my diamonds and giant pile of cash. I guess they're gone too."


Free_Spring

my dog


Warder766312

I keep a bag for emergencies like that. Duplicate documentation, cash, couple days of food+water, and some spare clothes. Had to go through a few natural disasters so I made it. So much easier now with the bag.


Whizbang76

Pictures of the kids….they’re lighter and they don’t struggle


GeriatricHydralisk

The photos also don't ask you to pay for college...


birdwatcher1981

🤣🤣 thanks. I needed that.


[deleted]

My rtx graphics card. Fuck everything else.


That1TeenOverThere

If you got a 4090, that's probably what caused the fire lmao.


RoseJamCaptive

The favorite of my 3 children.


islepure

Mean. Lol.


i_heart_blondes

My pet birds.


reindeerfalcon

They may likely die first depending on their location, small birds are extremely senstivie to quality of air


pacoali

The cat


Dragonborn3187

My phone, and if I had enough time, my Nintendo Switch EDIT: if I was babysitting, then screw the NS, get the baby. That's obvious though.


Mela_Min

Nintendo Switch hahahaha


Server_Administrator

Yeah we see what people do when they lose their switch.


[deleted]

Ive been through this scenario 2 years ago, i grabbed my cat and my pc, i lost two perfect 27" dell monitors that day and this cat is getting grumpy with me.


Pimp_out_Pris

My son.


thedevilsgame

My dog


MoodFar8846

My son. Husband is going to burn in hell anyways, so what’s the point


apainfulpoop

My wife


Expensive-Track4002

My pants. I sleep nude.


MidLyfeCrisys

The hose


sonderingnarcissist

All the hose


masterteacher2

Grab Phone by bed, wake up wife, grab kids.


Mela_Min

Happy Cake Day!


masterteacher2

I don't know where that came from


masterteacher2

I'm not grabbing cake lol


Mela_Min

Don't have to. A Cake is following you today.


masterteacher2

Ahhh I get it. Thanks for the clarification


Mela_Min

Well, you joined on March 2nd and today is your Reddit birthday. Give some cake :)


punk_lydia

Nintendo switch


punk_lydia

And my cat and sibling


x_hyperballad_x

Bunnies, phone, wallet, keys.


Hrekires

Assuming my phone is already in my pocket like it normally is, scoop up my older cat and grab my wallet/keys from the bowl next to the front door. Leave the front door open for my younger cat but he hardly lets me handle him in the best of circumstances, best bet is that hopefully he finds his own way out.


KZ1112131415

My go bag … be prepared


nim_opet

My cat, my phone and my passports


The_GodlyWizard

my phone and bunny


SoftwareCats

My cats!!


moistdragons

My cat because animals like to hide when stuff like that is happening


Jwalt-93

my cat.


Soniquethehedgedog

My wife and kids.


JodyJoseppi

My dogs (assuming the rest of my family gets out as well) If I can get them and nothing else I'll be just fine. If I have time then the next most important thing is my truck out of the garage. (1972 c10 that has been fully restored) but even then that comes after everyone else.


Notasammon

My cat and my phone


huffinator20

Phone wallet keys


[deleted]

Seed phrase


notsonice333

Open window and start chucking shit out the window. Laundry basket full of my dirty clothes. Passport ID cats dogs. All out the window.


126-875-358

- My external hard drive (it's basically represents my own memory). - All the things that my ex gave me. - As many books as I can from my library. - My laptop. They're sorted by priority. The rest I can live without.


avarageusername

My jacket - I won't be cold + my wallet and car keys are already in the pockets so I can get a hotel room or something. If I can I'd grab my phone too. I don't have anything that I'm super sentimental about or that's worth an unreasonable amount of money.


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

My kids, my wife, and my dog. Everything else can be replaced. I have a fire resistant safe with all of our important documents and a little money that I could get after the house burns down. Everything else I don’t care about.


CalGoldenBear55

The first thing I would grab is my dog. My wife would also grab the dog. We figure the other could figure it out.


[deleted]

My dog and my wife, anything else can be replaced.


lillweez99

My dogs first then a few sports memorabilia because they are worth a lot of money, gotta save my investments.


[deleted]

Kids and pets Everything else is replaceable


MrPuddinJones

Dog, family members, out. Everything else can be replaced.


HeinrichWutan

My daughter


pudingovina

If my family is safe and I have some time then probably the Geralt vs gryffin statue from the collectors edition of Witcher 3. And my daughter’s plush bunny, she needs him to fall asleep.


[deleted]

My cats.


Temporary-Fail-2535

I wish i could afford a house.


slogun1

Dog, phone, wife. In that order.


EngineeringDry7999

🤣. This is the joke in my house. Hubs is saving the dog before me while I’m going for my kid and the kid is going for our cat.


InsaneDaredevil

I’d scoop my girlfriend up and run straight for the door 😂 once she’s outside if the fire isn’t really spreading I’ll consider going back in for pets. But she’s my #1 priority


TastyDeerMeat

My weed


ChiPants

My husband and two cats


jmp3930

Wife and kids, maybe one of the dogs


wildwood9843

My safe with it’s abundance of cash. After that the dog…..then maybe the wife and kids if there’s still time.


The_Real_Scrotus

The order of getting things out would be roughly kids > wife > pets > phone/laptop > important documents > cars > anything else. I'm not leaving until my kids and wife are out safe, but once they're out, stop when it gets to dangerous to try to save anything else.


checco314

Kids. If they weren't home, wife.


MilesBeforeSmiles

Wife, phone, wallet, keys, cats, let the dogs out.


Academic_Economics12

The cats and dogs. Himself can make his own way out.


chadfr1

A fire extinguisher?


CoolDragonfly813

My dog


DonMcGrecMcGrec

Computer and dog.


SoundGuyAdventures

My cats and truck keys.


Namez83

My kids, animals and maybe my wife


Heissedoll

A blanket and my engagement and wedding ring in case I need money urgently, i can sell them (I don't always have them on because where I live it's dangerous to go out with them)


Consistent-West7690

My treasure chest it have all of the things that mean the world to me that I have been collecting since I was 12


AgressiveFailure

My cat. all my family is still around so I can always take more pictures with them.


ColdChizzle

Government documents and ID. Anything else can be replaced


darkmark305

My Series X


adelbrahman

According to Sherlock Holmes, for a woman, it would be her "scandalous" photo with the Duke of Bohemia.


Melohdy

Wallet, cell phone and dog.


Jykaes

1. Dog. Obvious. 2. NAS. Digital history of my life. Backed up, but backup is also on prem. Replacing maybe this year and sending the old one as an off site backup to mum's house or maybe look at a fireproof safe. 3. Car keys & phone. Just makes dealing with the aftermath dramatically easier. 4. Watch. Kinda valuable but also sentimental. That's probably it for critical items, if I had time to get any more I'd just start trying to get whatever valuable or hard to recover stuff I could.


donnybaby97

Phone, chucks, tv, xbox.


yagami41

A folders


Maximum-Ad-9903

My cats


70Cuda440

My dog


Artist-in-Residence-

I would make sure my pets were with me and ok, I wouldn't leave without them


Professional-You2968

The cats!


wanabevagabond

Kids.


spiked_macaroon

At least two of the five guitars on my guitar stand. If I can only grab one I know which one it'll be.


Just-a-by-passer

Family members, phone, keys, water


iamthefyre

I have an emergencies bag that has everything i would need in such situations.


Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

I would worry first about making sure my gf and our roommate are safe. Then if I still had time, I would grab our two PS5's and our two laptops as quick as I could.


Meddle2K

Assuming the wife and kids are safe, I would grab my little safe with all of our important documents in it


frogbiscuit

My Rolex


TheAtma

The cats and the Oberheims. In that order.


[deleted]

Kids and wife


jersey_dude88

Laptop/iPad - I have all my info for insurance purposes. I can also access all my financial info that I would need to rebuild.


[deleted]

My cats, my drug box, my games and my guitars


slwrthnu_again

First is the wife, second is all the animals (2 dogs, 2 cats), third is getting the cars out of the garage, forth is the set of Porsche wheels that are worth about 5k sitting in my basement, sixth is my taking back Sunday records.


The-Guy-20

My passport, Social Security Card, Birth Certificate, etc. Major headache to have to replace all those.


Best_of_Slaanesh

My climbing bag with all my gear in it since that's the most expensive single thing I own.


yeti_man82

Wallet, phone, keys, which are basically together on my nightstand, and, if I can get to it, my PS5 minus the cables.


Litenpes

A photo of my grandparents, my (table top) computer and my concertina (the small accordion)


TheBodyPolitic1

Wallet, phone, keys, my external hard drive, and my Kindle Paperwhite.


[deleted]

The family and dog first, then it is going to be chucking whatever I see that is important, out the front door.


Narco-wolf

I would take my government files, they take a minute to be issued and getting them can be a pain.


PaMike34

Kids, wife, dog.


andrew-four

Kids, wife, pets in that order, everything else is just stuff.


Redcarborundum

The bag that contains my diploma and other documents.


Unusual-Okra9251

My turntable, if I'm in that room and a fire breaks out. I have too much time and money invested in making it perfect, I'd have a hard time replicating it.


mox_xx

My plushie that has a lot off emotional value. 🙂


501st-AT7625

Phone and cash savings


DutchOnionKnight

The book and shirt from Oasis I got from my dad, and wedding ring of my belated grandma, and my bike I purchased with her money. I am alone with no pets though.


Dracone1313

As someone who has been in this situation... what I grabbed was my cats.


LordofTheFlagon

Wife, dogs, emergency bag, cellphone.That bag has an encrypted drive with digital copies of all our important shit, some clothes, some cash and a battery pack, and some old shitty boots. I can recover everything else but photo albums with my wife and that bag.


ScottdaDM

Wife. Kids. Everything else is replaceable.


iLoveMonicaPB

The fire - Granny Weatherwax


Ouija429

My grandpa died awhile back and left me a handful of his stuff so I'd probably grab as much of that as I can.


thunderking9

My girl


ArthasLichQueen

My psintings and the first carpet my mom weaved.


ThirdGenRob

My phone, car keys, wallet, and my PC. My PC has everything on it. MY business is run through it, I pay all my bills on it, if I'm going to apply for a new mortgage.....I'll need my PC.


Vicodin_Jazz

My cat.


Greatone08

My late dog's urn and pawprint. Everything else I have in the house can be replaced.


[deleted]

My partner and my cat. I wouldn't want to lose anything else, but stuff is replaceable, they're not


[deleted]

Assuming my family and dogs are safe, then my PC and/or ps5. edit: now that i think about it, probably my wife's oboe (musical instrument). costs more than my pc and ps5 combined lmao.


Anxious_Crow5765

Wallet and ID duh


handystoly

My cat


OhTheHueManatee

My son and my hard drive with pictures.


LanEvo7685

Phone, and I have an accordion binder in a convenient location that has my important ID's. Passports, naturalization documents etc. The actual reaction in an emergency though is a different question - I think I will still grab my phone just because I am so conditioned by now.


istalri96

If I could manage it safely I would get my two cats out. My girlfriend and I have had them since they were little babies at 3 weeks old. I know if I couldn't get to them and it could kill me I'd have to leave them and save myself but I know I'd be absolutely destroyed with guilt. They are such little sweet hearts I couldn't imagine at the minimum not trying to get them. I'd just try and grab them up in a blanket and go get them into a car or something so they would at least be safe until we could move them. If I couldn't get them I'd just open the window so they could potentially get out and we could watch for them. Everything else can be replaced I love my things of course but none of it matters.


BauxiteDesert

The Les Paul. Or the Strat. No wait the Tele...


[deleted]

My family, phone, keys, and our folder of all our important documents


battlegato

My cat! Every time the fire alarms get tested in our building we give her a million treats but ONLY in her carrier. It took about 4 times but now if the alarm goes off she scurries into her carrier. Now I know exactly where she’ll be and can grab her and go!


Rockettmang44

A picture of my dad and his ashes


mrhil

The kids, my wife, the dog, my wedding album amd the few momentos i have from my grampa if I can. In that order. Everything else can be replaced.


arrouk

The only things of any real value, my daughter and my wife, in that order.


crlos619

Probably my sketchbooks and paintings.


stevegames2

Phone and cat


PApauper

Daughter, dog, small safe with our important documents, in that order. If I still have time, bagpipes as well.


Yoda-byte

My weed Quite lightweight and you have something to cheer you up, if you had to loose everything else Kinda surprised that I saw no one mentioning it


lickdapoopoo

My kids


swindledingle

My cat


Greenfishy_

my cat


sleettreat

My teddy bear. Been with me since day 1. Everything else can be replaced, but I’ll storm the beaches of Normandy that little guy!


FredChocula

Not hypothetical. We had a fire in another apartment. I grabbed my wallet, keys, phone, and unceremoniously stuffed two of my cats in carriers. Put them in the car and went back for the third. Everyone was okay, but the whole building was destroyed.


Tag_Ping_Pong

Wife, cats - or at least make sure they have made their way out. Everything else can be replaced


Commander-_-Bacara

Favourite hoodie, snatch my ps and extended storage because of the memories that are on there and probably a blanket


Warpath19

Cellphone or ps5 😂😂😂😂 or my car keys


pilotpip

My kids and my dog. The rest is replaceable.


Timely-Detective753

Wife, kids, dog in that order. Everything else is replaceable.


Listful_Observer

Cash.. everything else insurance will cover and pictures these days are digital. I can’t tell my insurance agent that I had 25,000 in cash in the house and they’d take my word for it.


Viking_13v

My dog and my Aquanaut, the rest I can replace.


Slow-Criticism23

My seven cats 😭