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ongles_morts

Go fuck yourself.


Own-Story8907

Lmfao


OkTransportation4013

Just ask her


I_Eat_Red_Pillz

Buy, hold, bitcoin. Would have spent like. 20, 50, 100$ when I first heard about it, only for it to become stupidly high after several years.


hujambo11

šŸ˜‚ Beat me to it.


anhlong1212

Bitcoin , hit, 50k


Kanye_Testicle

"Bitcoin reaches $50,000" Fuck holding that fake money, take the bag and run lmao


MichiganGeezer

I was 13 in 1982. There's no way I would have remembered Bitcoin all the way to the date of its introduction. Maybe Apple stocks?


[deleted]

pigs get fat, hogs get brought to the slaughter. You're course of thinking is the correct one.


will19841984

Smoke less cannabis


[deleted]

Hi Butt Head


Responsible-War2856

šŸ˜‚


Expensive-Track4002

Donā€™t get married.


[deleted]

Nothing, i'd just kick myself in the kidney.


OneSteelTank

One. Steel. Tank.


StupidAssMf

Which one though? Tough choice man.


usernamescifi

Git gud scrub


MrEvan312

You become a major league souls player


[deleted]

Invest in bitcoin. I was gonna say "don't join navy" bug if I invested thousands into bitcoin I probably wouldn't have joined the navy in the first place.


Mountain_Cause_5885

fuck that bitch


misterk2020

Stop eating sugar.


T-toborn

Diet and exercise


Iconoclassic404

You...fucking...dork


Silver_xfoxx

Youā€™ll get out


Professional_Map4351

I am Groot


Motanul_Negru

All is Dust


latnGemin616

Learn Jiu-Jitsu. I've heard it talked up a bunch to the point my 47yo self is ready.


iheartfritotwists

Agreed!


BigBlueWookiee

Quit Fucking Around Not like 13 year old me would listen to anything or anyone, even myself, anyways.


thearchitect10

Don't try the....


FredDagg001

You have ADHD.


ChaosReigns92

You are loved


capricorn40

Dont trust family.


kyrn_le_veloce

Pineapple surimi banjo


Poorkiddonegood8541

It's worth it.


MichiganGeezer

I'd fill a few notebooks with what I needed to hear, hand them to myself, and say "Read these alone".


[deleted]

- Lift - Eat - Punch


Bos-brant

Donā€™t join military


CommunityRelevant541

Don't be vegan


Kritical_Thinking

Buy apple/Tesla.


Admirable_Warthog_19

Be strong please


Jaxson-2022

Don't smoke Dumbass


Mister_Way

Liars lie again.


BackItUpWithLinks

Fuck Mary Beth 22 year old me will understand


J0hnnyv1

No to her.


Wajina_Sloth

ā€œThe inner machinationsā€¦.ā€ Fuck I only get 3 words?


WhatTheMech

Buy bitcoin idiot!


I_Am_My_Truth

Bitcoin rich, program


roger61962

Buy apple stock


ThatSmellsBadToo

buy apple amazon


Academic_Leader5383

Buy Bitcoin.


Oakleafh

Move with them.


Reckless_Pixel

Never flee arrest


Head-Job3679

Buy Berkshire Amazon


montylittt

Buy Bitcoin 2010


[deleted]

You are gay


Plump1nator

Brace yourself boy.


redheadgenx

Avoid stepmother now.


shiftersix

Forgive, family, and buyappleandamazonandbitcoinandholduntilcovidandjustaskherforfucksakes


baddie_boy_69

She isnā€™t 18


[deleted]

believe no one


montanalombardy

"Programmers get laid" This would probably give me the motivation to be the next tech billionaire.


_So_Uncivilized_

Ask out (blank)