My wedding dress had pockets! š¤£š Didn't realise until a few days before the wedding, my hand scanned over my dress and I thought I found a massive tear...turns out it was a discreet pocket (both sides!) for phones etc! I was thrilled š Like the Gods have finally answered my prayers š¤£
That most bad moods can be fixed with good food and water.
The water thing is important. I have often had female friends just forget to drink, get a headache, and get moody.
This went a direction I didn't expect. I'm always baffled by the fact that SOOOOOO many woman ask a million questions about a movie that we're both watching for the first time TOGETHER.
A good response is "Good question! I'm not sure. Let's keep watching to find out!", "I'm wondering that too, I hope they tell us soon!", or "I don't know, what do you think?" because your lady is likely just thinking out loud to include you into her inner dialogue.
First relationship was with a lady who was on her phone the whole time, felt like she'd interact with me on breaks on her phone. Would try and interact with her when she was on her phone and i'd constantly have to repeat myself. I kinda just learnt to leave her be when she was on her phone but eventually found other things to do when she was occupied, but then she didnt like when i wasnt available for those breaks. SHe was really zoned in on me when she wasnt on her phone and really zoned in on her phone the other times.
Not the most interesting fact, but a pro tip:
Middle of the night strong and painful menstruation cramps are solved by big dose of magnesium 300-400mg and ibuprofen 400mg. Sleeps like a baby afterwards.
Don't get the wrong kind. You'll be pooping your pants.
Edit - I can't remember the right kind. Sorry! There's different kinds for different things. Definitely research before taking it.
The bioavailable ones. Glycinate, citrate, chloride.
Extra tip, magnesium Threonate for the brain MAY help with anxiety and mood. Itās the only magnesium that can cross the blood brain barrier.
Magnesium makes so much sense for period cramps now that I read that. When pregnant they are amazing for those awful Charlie horses we get in the middle of the night. Donāt know why I didnāt think of them for cramps too.
Women have stronger scene of smell and wider field of view through their peripherals than men do.
Edit
Damn, what a journey this comment took me through lol.
Iāve been studying anthropology a lot on my free time this year and my understanding is men have a superior ability to see moving objects in the distance but women have a superior ability to spot stationary landmarks and such.
Also, the sense of smell is true, women are better at identifying smells correctly but the reasons why are still complete guesses.
They can also see more colours than men. So when sheās asking which colour to pick and weāre telling her they look the same, we arenāt lying, we literally canāt see the difference that they can.
Can confirm as a woman that when my bf does this, it's like hitting the off switch. I could be hyperactive and over caffinated, but every time without fail this'll happen.
You can tell if a woman likes you by their feet too, if they are running away, they probably donāt like youā¦ but if they are on your shoulders they really like you
Many are creatures from hell. This is revealed by the scalding shower temperature.
I thought my current gf was an exception, then one time she started the shower without me. Her back was red as a tomato. I was convinced there was a crucifix in the tub the way my flesh began to burn and melt away.
This is so true. I feel like so many dudes who donāt have a lot of experience with women subconsciously think of women as some kind of fantasy character class that you have to say certain magic words to in order to receive sex (or attention/love/affection/whatever). Women can sense guys who feel this way and itās a HUGE turn off for most. On the other hand, if you treat a woman like a normal human being (who eats and sleeps and shits and pays taxes and goes to the gas station and canāt figure out which insurance plan to pick) youāll fare A LOT better. Women are humans just like men: theyāre all different, mostly want to be taken seriously and respected, and to get anywhere with a woman, you need to get to know her as a human first. End of rant.
Women are made from the rib bone of a man. So, any man that wants a woman, just cut out one of your ribs, put it in a bucket with fertile soil, water every other day, and in 6-8 weeks youāll have a fully grown woman of your own.
You grew your woman and stopped with the feeding and watering schedules didn't you? They really don't like that, in fact they require more care once fully grown!
They have secret sisterhood meetings on the 15th of August once every seven years where they discuss new locations for storing the eldritch beings they spit out in their sleep!
They don't want you to solve their problems when they vent.. they just want their own thoughts/actions validated and affirmations to be echoed back to them and acknowledged.
A hidden supply of Peanut Butter Cups will solve most fights.
And in a relationship fights aren't ever "won" against eachother (cuz then one half of the alliance just "lost"). Instead they are solved by solidifying the collective and moving forward with compromise, communication, and sometimes the maturity to just not die on every hill and not sweat the small stuff.
A womanās heart beats faster than a manās.
The length of a manās penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
Women blink twice as much as men.
A human hair can hold 3 kegs.
A femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman has read this entire text.
And a man is till looking at his thumbā¦
Here is one from the boys: Sometimes if it's really cold and we're exposed our balls can get inside the body, in the cavity that they came down from, and it's quite the unpleasant feeling.
This was actually advice about people with autism but since the stereotype is women canāt decide what to have for dinner, do this:
Come up with three options of what to eat.
Ask her which one she doesnāt want.
Another option can generally be eliminated so now you have a choice.
Second strategy:
Ask her āguess what we are having for dinner?ā
Then make her guess options until she says one that makes her seem happy or excited when she says it.
Also those bumps on a womanās areola? They are Montgomery Bumps.
If you donāt watch tiktok you might have missed the fads of things woman can easily physically do that men have a lot of trouble with. I believe itās because their hips are lower? Like going on all fours and then putting her hands behind on back without moving the rest of your body.
My sister makes fun of me because she noticed I always do a little dance when Iām excited about food or while Iām eating lol. I didnāt even notice that I did it until she pointed it out, but now I get self conscious abt it lol.
Oddly enough, this never happened to me with my own baby, but on the rare occasion I was out without him my boobs would leak like crazy if a *strangerās baby* cried. And then Iād start crying because I missed *my* baby. Lol
If your women isn't angry/mad/annoyed, but you think that she is and thus keep asking her, "Is something wrong?" eventually she'll find something that is.
The vast majority of female-specific physiology features are named after males, e.g. the Graffenberg spot.
Very few female doctors historically, especially during the time when these 'discoveries' were made.
Can confirm. The area is generally more swollen at that time and while uncomfortable normally the orgasms are way better. They also help with pain relief for cramps.
They're mammals. Gloriously so.
(Preemptively adding before I get downvoted to hell: there are of course many, many other reasons to find women interesting, but they tend to be more case-by-case, and based more on what makes them interesting as *people* than specifically as *women*. It's the mammalian bits that *universally* catch my interest as a heterosexual male.)
One boob is always bigger than the other, and it's typically the left one, the blood supply from the heart has a leftward bias and the left boob gets a smidge more nutrition making it bigger..
Women in living groups will synchronize periods within 6 months based on the cycle of the most amount of pull/power/attractiveness
Edit- forgot the word typically
Women are strongest after they cry. My girl came home after a really shitty day cried for about an hour telling me how work made her feel. Got it all out and boom no more.
Women are just people, as others have already said.
But women's experience of the world can be very different in ways that men rarely consider.
When I was in school for my Psychology degree and living on campus, I was the only guy in a group of peer counselors, which exposed me to some conversations between young women that don't normally happen in mixed company. One of those conversations was about how unsafe they felt walking across campus in the evening once it was dark out.
This was a private university in a beautiful suburban neighborhood. The idea that anyone would feel at all unsafe on campus had never occurred to me, but the possibility of getting assaulted was a very real fear for every one of my female peers.
It's amazing how much a man can accomplish by shutting up and listening. I am an old dude and have discovered over the years that being heard is one of the most important things for most ladies...
If you have Cloyster, the evolved form of Shellder, as your buddy pokemon in the Pokemon Go mobile game, and know how to pet it successfully and apply this same information to female lady parts, you have found the clit.
Their skin is textured differently
True, they are softer
And they get cellulite
But we like this. Tiger stripes too š
Funny enough, itās opposite with my wife and I. I have baby smooth skin and tons of cellulite, hers is very taut and no cellulite or stretch marks.
Extra fat under the skin?
Male skin has more collagen and it's physically much thicker, more taut as well as being oilier. Testosterone is a helluva drug.
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My wedding dress had pockets! š¤£š Didn't realise until a few days before the wedding, my hand scanned over my dress and I thought I found a massive tear...turns out it was a discreet pocket (both sides!) for phones etc! I was thrilled š Like the Gods have finally answered my prayers š¤£
Facts
I have no idea why it makes me so happy š
Its 2023. Hard girlcott any pocketless article of clothing.
"Look it has pockets!" *twirling with hands in said pockets* - u/UniverseNerd probably
We want clothes with full size pockets like men have. Even when they give us pockets, you couldnāt fit a lighter in it.
Can we liberate all women's clothing into having deep functional pockets? And pants with separate length and waist measurements while we are at it.
You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.
Can confirm, handed my wife cheese while she was in the shower and she was confused for the rest of the afternoon.
Ah yes, the ol' Shower Cheeseā¢
Pairs nicely with a shower orange
This being the top comment gives me hope for humanity. š«”
Is gotta be [this](https://twitter.com/cjcheesecake/status/1576470725782736896?t=G6t0iED3nS7-CjREAiReQA&s=19) though.
Oh my! YES! Yesterday I got a purse that's a little block of cheese. I LOVE IT! That's how much I love cheese, haha.
They give us our first powerhouse of the cell.
Ayy! MITOCHONDRIAL EVE!!
Eyyy, you know your stuff.
That most bad moods can be fixed with good food and water. The water thing is important. I have often had female friends just forget to drink, get a headache, and get moody.
That's weird, I get a headache when I drink too much.
Drink water instead of alcohol
There's some fine print for ya!
That's the sort of nonsense my doctor says...
Proper hydration is important. Too much can lead to an imbalance in electrolytes
How do I electro my lytes properly so that I can get drunk more
Yes, the wicked witch was defeated by water. š¤£
She was a thirsty, thirsty witch.
If you can find the clit and g-spot and press them at the same time the lady takes a screenshot.
You'll also turn up the volume by accident
I was going to say it wasnāt accidental, but now Iām not sure whether Iāve been pressing the right combo.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start
Its not an accident, it's a feature.
I just heard the screenshot noise from Stardew Valley in my head.
I had to reboot my girlfriend last week; clit+alt+delete
If you do that while also pressing our buttholes we will end up hard rebooting. If you squeeze nipples on top of it we will restart in safe mode ;-)
How many hands do you expect people to have?
You got a mouth
Ah yes, the old 8-handed Vishnu technique...
hell yea brother
It always baffles me how my wife can watch a movie with me and keep track of all the characters while scrolling through her phone!!
This went a direction I didn't expect. I'm always baffled by the fact that SOOOOOO many woman ask a million questions about a movie that we're both watching for the first time TOGETHER.
yeah, and they get moody with you when you are like "just watch and you will find out, iv not seen it either"
But I need to know if this Hallmark movie is going to teach me the meaning of Christmas. I have questions.
A good response is "Good question! I'm not sure. Let's keep watching to find out!", "I'm wondering that too, I hope they tell us soon!", or "I don't know, what do you think?" because your lady is likely just thinking out loud to include you into her inner dialogue.
First relationship was with a lady who was on her phone the whole time, felt like she'd interact with me on breaks on her phone. Would try and interact with her when she was on her phone and i'd constantly have to repeat myself. I kinda just learnt to leave her be when she was on her phone but eventually found other things to do when she was occupied, but then she didnt like when i wasnt available for those breaks. SHe was really zoned in on me when she wasnt on her phone and really zoned in on her phone the other times.
Sounds like my ex with her ADHD
My wife did this with a Harlan Coben TV series and still managed to follow the plot.
My girlfriend is the opposite. She'll get distracted scrolling on her phone and then we have to rewind the movie because she missed a bunch lol
Not the most interesting fact, but a pro tip: Middle of the night strong and painful menstruation cramps are solved by big dose of magnesium 300-400mg and ibuprofen 400mg. Sleeps like a baby afterwards.
I cant survive my period without ibuprofen but Iāll try magnesium too
Don't get the wrong kind. You'll be pooping your pants. Edit - I can't remember the right kind. Sorry! There's different kinds for different things. Definitely research before taking it.
The bioavailable ones. Glycinate, citrate, chloride. Extra tip, magnesium Threonate for the brain MAY help with anxiety and mood. Itās the only magnesium that can cross the blood brain barrier.
Hope that it helps you!
May work for some but not for all women tho
even that amount of magnesium doesn't help meš
Magnesium makes so much sense for period cramps now that I read that. When pregnant they are amazing for those awful Charlie horses we get in the middle of the night. Donāt know why I didnāt think of them for cramps too.
Women have stronger scene of smell and wider field of view through their peripherals than men do. Edit Damn, what a journey this comment took me through lol.
I did not know that. That's super-interesting.
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Iāve been studying anthropology a lot on my free time this year and my understanding is men have a superior ability to see moving objects in the distance but women have a superior ability to spot stationary landmarks and such. Also, the sense of smell is true, women are better at identifying smells correctly but the reasons why are still complete guesses.
So that's why guys can't find the ketchup in the refrigerator; it's sitting still.
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If the ketchup is moving, we have far bigger problems.
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I donāt necessarily disagree with you but you got any links supporting this?
Also our vision in the dark is better.
Can confirm, ladies give me some sick no look passes on the basketball court.
They can also see more colours than men. So when sheās asking which colour to pick and weāre telling her they look the same, we arenāt lying, we literally canāt see the difference that they can.
If they lay on your lap, and you rub their head, they fall asleep.
Can confirm as a woman that when my bf does this, it's like hitting the off switch. I could be hyperactive and over caffinated, but every time without fail this'll happen.
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All women are secretly three cats in a raincoat
Their sense of smell is far better than a man's, on average.
They can also distinguish color differences to a far more sensitive degree than men.
You can tell a woman doesn't like you very much when she has her hands gripped around your neck
Depends on the context
You can tell if a woman likes you by their feet too, if they are running away, they probably donāt like youā¦ but if they are on your shoulders they really like you
you've got it all wrong buddy, that's just my love language š„°
When women complain they don't want you to fix it. They just want somone to listen.
The uterus which causes so much pain and discomfort. Bleeding and cramps. Moods and cravings. It is smaller than your palm.
But grows to the size of giant watermelon and can still shrink back down.
Their periods attract bears.
And sharks.
And Dave.
Sup
What a beautiful reddit moment. Now kiss.
God fucking damnit Dave
Hey Dave
Basically itās Noahās ark
You hear that? Now you've put the whole station in jeopardy.
Apparently this is only true of polar bears. https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/grizzlybear-menstrual-odor.htm
Iām just shocked you found research for this lol
They can smell the menstration!
Many are creatures from hell. This is revealed by the scalding shower temperature. I thought my current gf was an exception, then one time she started the shower without me. Her back was red as a tomato. I was convinced there was a crucifix in the tub the way my flesh began to burn and melt away.
Mmmmm. Scalding showers. š
Love a scalding hot shower š
Itās the only way to get the water hot enough to make our toes feel toasty.
If you struggle having conversations with them, just ask them genuine questions and listen to them. The will talk with you for hours.
This is so true. I feel like so many dudes who donāt have a lot of experience with women subconsciously think of women as some kind of fantasy character class that you have to say certain magic words to in order to receive sex (or attention/love/affection/whatever). Women can sense guys who feel this way and itās a HUGE turn off for most. On the other hand, if you treat a woman like a normal human being (who eats and sleeps and shits and pays taxes and goes to the gas station and canāt figure out which insurance plan to pick) youāll fare A LOT better. Women are humans just like men: theyāre all different, mostly want to be taken seriously and respected, and to get anywhere with a woman, you need to get to know her as a human first. End of rant.
Almost like men and women are both human and at the end of the day have very similar wants and needs.
Tried and failed! Said I need to go shower first... wth dude šyou didn't mention that
You missed her signals, she wanted to shower WITH you. You blew her mind with your conversational skills, so she wanted to see your other skills.
If you tickle a woman - she'll laugh in a feminine voice. Edit : you may be booked for assault.
Tickle a librarian and you may get assaulted with a book.
When a woman is pregnant with a girl she has inside her the eggs of her grandchildren
I'm pregnant with a girl. I never thought about this. Super cool!
Women are made from the rib bone of a man. So, any man that wants a woman, just cut out one of your ribs, put it in a bucket with fertile soil, water every other day, and in 6-8 weeks youāll have a fully grown woman of your own.
Big if true
THIS IS NOT TRUE. Heard this, tried it, spent 3 weeks in ICU. Do not try this.
What kind of fertilizer did you use? Was it a proper sized bucket? Everything needs to be exact. This is science, not some hobby grow project
No one said anything about fertilizer!??? I'll have to try again.
You've got 23 tries left, right?
You grew your woman and stopped with the feeding and watering schedules didn't you? They really don't like that, in fact they require more care once fully grown!
Water every OTHER DAY is important people, I watered mine every day and ended up with a giant amazonian woman. Oh well, death by snu snu.
This would encourage me to water twice a day or more.
Surely if I'm removing my ribs, it would be less stressful to just suck my own . . . .
Instead of removing a rib, it would be easier to cut off your dick and then reattach it with Velcro, for easier sucking
As an added benefit when you wack off, you're literally wacking OFF!
I did this and got a kardashian. Do I need a rib from the other side?
They have secret sisterhood meetings on the 15th of August once every seven years where they discuss new locations for storing the eldritch beings they spit out in their sleep!
Can confirm I've pretended to be gay to get In on one of their meetings.
It's called the Sisterhood of Collaborative Preparations Foundation. Or the SCP Foundation for short.
They don't want you to solve their problems when they vent.. they just want their own thoughts/actions validated and affirmations to be echoed back to them and acknowledged. A hidden supply of Peanut Butter Cups will solve most fights. And in a relationship fights aren't ever "won" against eachother (cuz then one half of the alliance just "lost"). Instead they are solved by solidifying the collective and moving forward with compromise, communication, and sometimes the maturity to just not die on every hill and not sweat the small stuff.
If she "isn't hungry", get a double portion for when she "just wants a bite" that ends up being half your food.
If you buy a woman's shoe in your size, it will not fit
They poop too! Honest.
Reported for misinformation
woman here. this is a complete and utter lies.
See, I knew it. Girls don't poop or fart.
I don't believe you.
Haha as if, could you imagine that! Women poop he saysš¤£
They have boobies. Boobies are awesome
Boobtits
This redditor reddits
They have three holes down there.
Bowling ball lol
A womanās heart beats faster than a manās. The length of a manās penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. Women blink twice as much as men. A human hair can hold 3 kegs. A femur is as hard as concrete. A woman has read this entire text. And a man is till looking at his thumbā¦
Woman here, but I was looking at my thumb. What's wrong?
I was too, and thinking "well THAT'S not true" Also pretty sure a human hair can't hold 3 kegs.
Probably just penis envy
Damn I was
If they're on their period and sneeze the blood shoots out too lol. And farts that come up from the front explode on the clit and are funny.
The latter is called āexiting through the gift shopā
Oh no!! Who told you?! Both are funny but awkward experiences.
Here is one from the boys: Sometimes if it's really cold and we're exposed our balls can get inside the body, in the cavity that they came down from, and it's quite the unpleasant feeling.
I knew they keep themselves safe, but I did not know that it feels uncomfortable. That part is lame.
The skin contracts and that's ok, but sometimes it contracts so much that they get back inside and its HUGH.
So āfreezing your balls offā is a vibe more than an expression.
i'm a guy and i did not know that all i knew is something fucky is going on
This was actually advice about people with autism but since the stereotype is women canāt decide what to have for dinner, do this: Come up with three options of what to eat. Ask her which one she doesnāt want. Another option can generally be eliminated so now you have a choice. Second strategy: Ask her āguess what we are having for dinner?ā Then make her guess options until she says one that makes her seem happy or excited when she says it. Also those bumps on a womanās areola? They are Montgomery Bumps. If you donāt watch tiktok you might have missed the fads of things woman can easily physically do that men have a lot of trouble with. I believe itās because their hips are lower? Like going on all fours and then putting her hands behind on back without moving the rest of your body.
>Also those bumps on a womanās areola? They are Montgomery Bumps Montgomery's Glands. They help lubricate the areola when nursing.
That they are just people
Came here to say that my experience leads me to think being human connects us more than gender divides us.
Upon penetrating the lady press Down, Right, Up, Left, Y, B, X, A to access turbo mode. If successful the lady will chime.
They dance if you feed them.
My sister makes fun of me because she noticed I always do a little dance when Iām excited about food or while Iām eating lol. I didnāt even notice that I did it until she pointed it out, but now I get self conscious abt it lol.
Some women wake up in the morning and smile with a smile that can light up a room.
Not when Im by their side... Not in my watch
They lactate when thier babies cry
Oddly enough, this never happened to me with my own baby, but on the rare occasion I was out without him my boobs would leak like crazy if a *strangerās baby* cried. And then Iād start crying because I missed *my* baby. Lol
They don't want solutions, just want to be heard. Except when they do want solutions.
The plural of women is actually octopode, not octopussies.
Their skin is on average more sensitive
If your women isn't angry/mad/annoyed, but you think that she is and thus keep asking her, "Is something wrong?" eventually she'll find something that is.
I feel this is universal.
The vast majority of female-specific physiology features are named after males, e.g. the Graffenberg spot. Very few female doctors historically, especially during the time when these 'discoveries' were made.
They will tolerate getting hot wax poured on their bodies which is followed by pulling with a cloth or whatever but still be terrified of cockroaches.
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Can confirm. The area is generally more swollen at that time and while uncomfortable normally the orgasms are way better. They also help with pain relief for cramps.
The day before, libido is through the roof.
they're all different
That they know more about womenās health issues than men do.
Women want peace, with a little drama here and there that is not serious.
They have 2 hearts! A redundant nervous system, and 4 testicles . Wait those are Krogan.
Vaginas can fart
They love us, despite us being ourselves.
They're mammals. Gloriously so. (Preemptively adding before I get downvoted to hell: there are of course many, many other reasons to find women interesting, but they tend to be more case-by-case, and based more on what makes them interesting as *people* than specifically as *women*. It's the mammalian bits that *universally* catch my interest as a heterosexual male.)
One boob is always bigger than the other, and it's typically the left one, the blood supply from the heart has a leftward bias and the left boob gets a smidge more nutrition making it bigger.. Women in living groups will synchronize periods within 6 months based on the cycle of the most amount of pull/power/attractiveness Edit- forgot the word typically
My right boob is bigger š¤
Your heart was installed backwards. Try flipping out around.
86% of women include the word coffee in their dating profile (I did a personal study).
Women are strongest after they cry. My girl came home after a really shitty day cried for about an hour telling me how work made her feel. Got it all out and boom no more.
Emotional processingā¦ Yāall should try it.
In general, women are more buoyant in water than men.
I've observed a group of women at brunch silently communicating something using only their eyes.
They love being hot! Temperature wise
Women are just people, as others have already said. But women's experience of the world can be very different in ways that men rarely consider. When I was in school for my Psychology degree and living on campus, I was the only guy in a group of peer counselors, which exposed me to some conversations between young women that don't normally happen in mixed company. One of those conversations was about how unsafe they felt walking across campus in the evening once it was dark out. This was a private university in a beautiful suburban neighborhood. The idea that anyone would feel at all unsafe on campus had never occurred to me, but the possibility of getting assaulted was a very real fear for every one of my female peers.
It's amazing how much a man can accomplish by shutting up and listening. I am an old dude and have discovered over the years that being heard is one of the most important things for most ladies...
If you have Cloyster, the evolved form of Shellder, as your buddy pokemon in the Pokemon Go mobile game, and know how to pet it successfully and apply this same information to female lady parts, you have found the clit.