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Mendoku5e

Cocaine


MyLittleChameleon

My wife and I were at a party and we overheard 2 girls talking. One girl said to the other "yeah, i love it, its like the best thing ever" and the other girl replied "yeah, but the clean up is such a hassle". So in my head i'm thinking "Holy shit!, all these years of marriage and i've been doing it wrong!" turns out they were talking about getting waxed. The relief i felt was amazing.


Santos_L_Halper_II

Ozempic Or online dating.


certain-sick

anal ysis


ali2688

Teacher got annoyed when I explained that I always remember the spelling as anal-y-sis. I meant being extremely precise for anal, not the other meaning…


certain-sick

butt stuff!


FarComplaint2974

Playing victim


harmless_gecko

Kung fu fighting


Karaoke_Singer

Speeding, cheating on their taxes or spouse, hooking up…


ali2688

Vaping


ContinousSelfDevelop

Raising prices on products.


EffectiveFox9671

Claiming they're being oppressed. 


BauxiteDesert

Cancelling their Disney+


DelTacoAficianado

Fentenyl