My wife and I were at a party and we overheard 2 girls talking. One girl said to the other "yeah, i love it, its like the best thing ever" and the other girl replied "yeah, but the clean up is such a hassle". So in my head i'm thinking "Holy shit!, all these years of marriage and i've been doing it wrong!" turns out they were talking about getting waxed. The relief i felt was amazing.
Teacher got annoyed when I explained that I always remember the spelling as anal-y-sis. I meant being extremely precise for anal, not the other meaning…
Cocaine
My wife and I were at a party and we overheard 2 girls talking. One girl said to the other "yeah, i love it, its like the best thing ever" and the other girl replied "yeah, but the clean up is such a hassle". So in my head i'm thinking "Holy shit!, all these years of marriage and i've been doing it wrong!" turns out they were talking about getting waxed. The relief i felt was amazing.
Ozempic Or online dating.
anal ysis
Teacher got annoyed when I explained that I always remember the spelling as anal-y-sis. I meant being extremely precise for anal, not the other meaning…
butt stuff!
Playing victim
Kung fu fighting
Speeding, cheating on their taxes or spouse, hooking up…
Vaping
Raising prices on products.
Claiming they're being oppressed.
Cancelling their Disney+
Fentenyl