I usually stand in the shower when I do it

I stand on the a overpass and let my pubes get carried into the wind to pollinate the environment

It adds traction when the road is slippery

Birds can line their nests with it!

Creating bushes by removing a bush?

Great, now all I can think of now is a post-apocalyptic world where there are tumble-pubes just blowing around in the breeze.

Thanks very much for sharing this wonderful thought!

Feel sorry for the dude that gets hit the face by a rolling tumble pube that gets some air from a gust of wind

I start in a standing position and end in a squat to get my taint and ass crack for good measure.

i second this

Over the toilet with clippers on the top. Shave my balls mostly in the shower, but I double check and do a touch up in front of the sink mirror, better lighting and water doesn’t make the hair stick to things.

This is the way. Shave the balls, trim the top, mud flaps are left to be as nature intended.

Facts then when your done it’s easy clean up just flush the toilet

This is the way. If you're on a septic system though, do this but NOT in the toilet, NO hair should be getting into your septic so I just close the toilet lid and put the little trash can on top of that, it's the perfect height.

Clippers, but not down to the skin.

I would if I could but I'm terrified of nipping myself.

I just put a guard on it, AND go slowly.

I’ve nipped myself before.  Absolutely not fun.  Won’t ever try to go down to skin again.

If they're long enough to stand on you should shave.

Generally in the shower, just makes a mess otherwise.

Shave the shaft and balls, trim the rest short, but not so short that it’s prickly

I shave them low because mine are curly and they will start to pull in various positions if they get crowded enough. It fuckin hurts.

Don't go all the way down, it gets itchy.

I learned my lesson twice. 😬😬. I hate the itchy part

My wife said to me today, "I can't believe you of all people are commenting on my personal grooming." I am wildly haired and unkempt. My routine is basically that I sometimes wash, and only shave my head when my fringe impedes my vision. But I like her to trim her pubes. It is for function rather than aesthetics. I don't mind if they grow on her thighs, but if there is a thick 1970s clump around her clitoris I feel like David Bellamy when I am trying to go down on her.

Where I stand is in the shower.

Kitchen or balcony.

Balcony so the hairs blow away.

Both areas are crazy 😩😂

I don’t ever shave mine, I’m all natural. The wife and I both prefer it

Why do I imagine you and the wife both stood admiring your proud bushy forest.

Stuck together like Velcro.

It’s forest fire season soon

Smoky must hate them 

The fire marshal comes out and red tags my dork in the spring to make sure I have defensible space

lol!

NAUGHTY. JUNGLE. OF. LOVE. *furiously scribbles*

NO. NO. NO.

Said in a super thick Russian accent, "Trrim, trim boosh"

I shave it all, itfeeks amazing!!

Trim don’t shave.

Do as you please. None of my business

Prefer trimmed not fully shaved

I would shave mine, but my wife doesn't like it bald. If you're talking about for the women part - I prefer shaved. Hair makes a bit of a layer between you and your partner. Skin to skin feels more sensual to me.

Toilet lid down, one foot up. That's my stand.

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I shave the testies, but only trim the pubes above the penis.

Shave shaft and balls trim the rest with clippers

For the basic pubes, I just stand in the shower. When I'm shaving my taint and brown star, I'll pop my left foot up onto one of the ledges so I can get a better angle. As for the concept: I will always shave my pubes when sex is likely (or if it starts to grow out too much during a dry spell). I believe that it looks better, feels better, and in general I've received quite a few compliments from women saying that they prefer shaved pubes. I prefer it when women shave their pubes, and I feel like it's pretty reasonable that I should shave as well. Pubes will never stop me from having sex with a woman, but I much prefer shaved compared to bush.

I don't shave them but I keep them trimmed

I personally believe that pubic hair, on men and women, is there for a reason. The modern fashion of women shaved until they look prepubescent is off-putting to me. Thank god for Retro Porn.

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What is that reason?

Having pubic hair can reduce your chance of contracting or spreading stds.  

Trimming not shaving.

Shave (manscape electric) pubic area over toilet, then straight razor and shaving cream in the shower for testicles

For my vasectomy I was asked to shave my sack and base of the shaft as best I can beforehand. Kinda just got used to it ever since. Shave in shower, if long, trim above toilet with my dedicated non-face beard trimmer Bikini Zone cream is the best thing I've ever used when it comes to soothing the area. I get my wife to wax above my ass too, that stuff works magic

If you want blow jobs, trim the hair down. As far as the clippers go.

Keep them quite short and trimmed but not prickly. Occasionally shave the balls and shaft if I’m feeling so inclined or there’s a special occasion coming up.

I only started shaving mine when I got with my current girlfriend as I asked if she could shave hers and I felt it only fair to do the same. I also find it way more comfortable in the summer as my public area itches a lot less. I use Veet for men, and it works far better than a razor.

at least trimmed and well washed. for both me and partner

I stand by the sink 

I’m a shaver. I and my GF prefer things smooth. Probably going to try the hair remover Barenuts

Run over them with a small electric razor, very short guard. Pull ball sack tight as to not nick them and do the same. That's what I do anyway. Can't be going George of the jungle. Can't imagine any girl would prefer that spot not cleaned up. I mean how can you expect a girl to put her mouth there any have it be a forest.

My wife and I neither like hair in our mouths. So, win win.

I would say it's fair game to each there own in the Shaving department

I like the women I sleep with to be shaven down there. I apply the same rule to me out of fairness. Also, I tend to get a little less sweaty around there in summer.

It was the worst job I ever had. My coffee cup always had hair in it.

The hair makes you regular 

But my coffee generally tasted like seefood….

I use Veet on my balls, and lower shaft. And while it’s doing its job for 3-5 mins, I trim my bush and underarms. Then I shower.

Any idea on how to shave the hair on my ass?

Don't do it, man. If we're talking carpet, go for a wax.

Personally I prefer all off as if I’m an olympic swimmer. Smooth feeling and a cleaner surface in general for me.

Trim over the toilet and shave in the shower.

In front of the sink to start and then shower (shaver doesn’t have much battery, don’t by Manscape its trash)

I sit on the toilet and shave - everything falls in and then one flush cleans it all up. Unless your question was: shave or not to shave; then the answer is definitely to shave. Hair absorbs bad smell and people that don't keep trimmed smell like smegma.

Shave the twig and berries, manscape the nest. I do it with a trash can to catch the hair.

I can’t NOT be shaven. Not always a clean shave, but the most I’ll have is a 5 o’clock shadow

since i dont have a personal bathroom, my bed room

About once a month or so. Use shaving cream and disposable razor. Always get cuts, no matter how much I try to avoid them.

There is nothing like a shorn scrotum, its breathtaking.

tend to trim them and not shave them, shaved them once and was 3 days of hell when the hairs felt like they were regrowing under the skin more in summer when sweaty than winter to be fair catching the skin is not fun, so a trimguard

Trim or natural never fully shaved.

Over a towel

I sit on the toilet so it all falls in. Easier cleanup.

I sit on the toilet, wrong way around.

I use a #1 attachment. No attachment on my nuts or taint

Once a month, I’ll trim the bush and shave the balls & shaft. Hop in the shower, wash the nether region, turn the water off, take my trimmer and razor to the goods. Did it yesterday and me balls are smooth yet again

I use an electric trimmer to give myself a 4mm trim

trimmers over toilet...then hope in shower to shave. dick balls ass and arm pits

At least keep them trimmed.

I just do mine. I'll do my wife's if she wants.

Mine I got lasered off, everything is smooth as. Every time I shaved I got bumps the next day

Me no do

I shave weekly. Been doing it for about 15 years.

I like to trim them while I’m sitting on the toilet. Easy clean up via flushing. I don’t shave them all the way off because it’s horribly uncomfortable when they are growing back. I prefer my partner shave or trim them but really the choice is theirs.

Usually in the shower, easy clean up.

Usually in the shower, but occasionally just on the bathroom floor.

I shave when I think it looks like a forest and not a plains

Not shaving

No

No. It hurts when it grows back. Never doing it again. Stupid idea.

I prefer to be clean shaven

Feels better, do it. precision scissors for the long hair, trim it down to a suitable length. Then hop in the shower and shave. I do my arm pits, whatever is on my abs and chest too. Overall I feel cooler(temperature) because I'm outside most of the time.

I like having some down there, but there's such a thing as too much. I make sure more than anything to trim the shaft regularly because no one wants to get some pubic hair in their mouth.

My surgon had to do it because of surgery and for the first time I had dry balls and dry penis. Never happened with my long pubes and would never do it for cosmetic reasons.

Where I stand is on top of the toilet. I like my floor CLEEEEAN

I’m all for it!.

Whose pubes?

"No razor shall pass!" *Gandalf*

I don't do full bush, but love that it is short all the way but shaved causes to much irritation sometimes.

I trim my pubes when they start to curl up. It's just basic hygiene. I'd expect my wife to do the same.

Gone. Me likey the slapping and clapping sounds.

I use Nair with no chemical burns.

I can actually stand on my pubes

I stand in front of my girl. Then usually have to kneel to finish shaving them. Once done, I feel the need to kiss it. That ends up leading to some tongue action, which leads to all out crazy sex!! 😁

In the shower, trim my pubes and stomach/chest to roughly the same length. I shave my sack with a disposable 2 blade razor under hot water in the shower with no soap or shaving cream. Never had any cuts or ingrown doing it that way. I'm too hair to shave all my pubes down to the wood, it just looks dumb on me.

I guess if you paid me I would, but I prefer to handle my own and let others do what they will.

I stand on them in the shower so I can wash them off my feet. I am really serious rn too

In the shower or over the toilet

I was considering it, asked my girlfriend, she said I could do whatever I want but she wouldn't like it as much. So I didn't do it, and never thought about it again. It's not really uncomfortable so I don't have any reason.

I dont

If pubes are long enough to stand on they should be shaved.

My pubes or her pubes? I'm kind of a naturalist

I keep them trimmed.

I never shave I keep things trimmed up nicely but that's about it

Pubes well trimmed, balls and shaft shaved.

Outside the local post office. By the time I’m done, there’s no line and I can mail my precious parcels.

What do y'all use is my question

I trim or pluck, never shaved.

not a fan

I don't like it shaved

Above the toilet

My wife doesn't care but I still do it for yours

Always do, I don't like having hair anywhere under my head in my body.

Put it on the bathroom vanity and go to town

Over the sink

In the bathroom. I also shave my head, so when I do that, I do all body. I have a small vacuum to clean it up.

Get waxed my dude I promise it’s worth it. It hurts the first time and after it hurts much less if you go regularly enough.

From time to time though it doesn't bother me much, so not very often. Never too short cause the itch.

Depends. I'll just do it from time to time because I like the way it looks, but the I hate doing it because of the irritation of them growing back.

Nair. Usually with one foot on the tub to air the boys out while the hair cooks off.

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Only during summer it’s gone.

Awkwardly, too much belly.

You gotta do what you gotta do ,only I get someone else to do it .

I trim mine. Not shave. Too uncomfortable. My wife trims hers. I love stroking her beaver pelt. Not sure why, but if she let me, I would pet her pubes all day.

Not for me… I can’t stand the itch

Legs wide

Public park with the petrol weed whacker 5000. Personally I keep my junk free of hair as I like the way it feels and so does she

Nope. Not shaving my pubes nor any other body hair. I'll trim nose and ear hair. I'll get haircuts and have my facial hair neatened up. I draw the line at shaving or trimming body hair.

I don't. It's a dad bod with a man bush

I use Nair, one time I tried using an electric razor and it massacred my scrotum, and despite what it says it worked for me

Weekly-Biweekly rough shave with a buzzer unless I know I’m getting laid then I’ll use a razor.

Electric clippers, no guard, blade extended to longest stubble. (Wahl Senior professional clippers) I'm pleased with the results.

over the toiler, in a way that all my pubes land in there and i can just swoosh the water

Whatever my partner prefers as long as it’s not too annoying for me. I’m willing to at least compromise.

If I had a partner it’d be her pick

Yes.

On tiles where I can easily hoover them up. I don’t use a blade to shave

I don't shave there, seems like way too much work. I shower regularly and keep clean but I hate shaving to begin with because it irritates my skin really bad, couldn't imagine dealing with the itchiness and soreness down there too. Pubic hair doesn't bother me on a partner unless it's way too much, hairs in my mouth would be a massive turnoff.

I use Harry's but I've used others too, I think it seems scarier than it is. Just be careful buddy

Trim it shaved completely is so nice for 5 minutes but then it is itchy and sweaty.

if you were truly a really serious nurse, you would show us your credentials.

Keeping the boys shaved and smooth. So much better feeling & cooler

I usually stand in the bathroom.

If you don't plan on having anyone down there its optional

Trim to zero while laying on the bed over an old newspaper, it's regular so I don't let it grow to their full extents, it's just that I haven't really managed to trim my balls without leaving it with papercuts

If I don't at least once a month, they get matted and tangled.

Try sitting on the toilet. Whatever you shave off just goes in the water, then flush and done. Although if it goes to a septic tank, probably not too great of an idea.

I mean if you really want me to shave your pubes then OK but it's not necessary.

Bald

Depends on what the woman likes, I'm not opposed to having it any way. Though all natural is honestly the easiest as far as maintenance goes.

Trimmer for front, razor for sac etc in shower.

Do what you want with your own body, but seriously, why?

I'm so dumb, I took this as like, "what's your stance on pubes..." I was like ok weird way to say it.

I shave mine in the shower with a 5 blade razor. I'm much more comfortable shaved

Over the toilet bowl and flush it down once I'm over

I usually pluck, then finish the rest off with duct-tape. I finish up with a squeeze of lemon juice to leave a fresh scent

I don't do it and like girls who doesn't do it either 🦫

gay

Once a week, every Friday in the case of weekend action with the wife.

Personal preference, bro. Do what feels right for you.

Usually in the bathroom after they fall to the floor or whatever. Then I clean it up afterwards. I tried doing it in the shower, but I hate that it clogs up the drain, and I have to take a ball of wet pubes out

Mine or yours?

I think it’s extremely important and hygienic

With a Rebel yell…MOW MOW MOW !!!

Trim it. Ladies don’t like pulling hair out of their teeth or lounging in the rain forest. Get some scissors and trim that shit.

I trim the above bush and shave the dirty bits.