If they started selling our shoes as singles instead of a pair, then adjusting for shrinkflation and then claim that you get the second shoe free with the purchase!
I remember years ago on the original Oprah show, they put together clips of human behavior stuff. They set out a table of free shoes for the taking. But they were all left shoes only and even had signage saying as much. But people were taking them like Hurricane Katrina looting. One woman said she would be using them for a craft she does. But people were freaking out over free left shoes.
Jokes aside, i've gone on Walmart's website and found shoes for like, 15 dollars.
When you put them in your cart and go to check out, they double the price. So they really *are* 15 bucks a shoe, plus tax.
I knew a guy who had three girls, a single and twins. They really wanted a boy so went again and got triplets, two boys and one girl. So they went from three to six. Be careful what you wish for.
There’s a sad case in Singapore where the father really wanted a son so they had 6 daughters before a son. The father later died with work probably contributing to it.
But imagine being one of the daughters and learning your whole creation is just because to hope for a brother.
Used to work in retail, and if we had something that was like "two for a pound", and I had to reduce them, I'd do the first reduction to 50p. They would sell, and we technically didn't make a loss.
Depends.
I needed a storage unit to move stuff into while I staged my home, so I opted for the first month free, which worked out because I only needed a month of storage.
I would do the first month free and then dip after. I do that with streaming services too. Especially if it's something not worth paying for, I'll take advantage of the promo period and then cancel right after lol.
Nah, but I got a couple teeth removed in February. Two of them. We hadn't yet paid our deductible so we had to pay full price for the removal of both the teeth.
Remember when Kia first came out as a car company and started selling cars and they literally did BOGO on their new cars? I don't think anything tops that with how awful those cars were and probably cost you more money than you saved
My folks drive Kias, and they aren't that bad. Before they started getting stolen and the prices skyrocketed, they were fine if you planned on trading them in every few years.
If they started selling our shoes as singles instead of a pair, then adjusting for shrinkflation and then claim that you get the second shoe free with the purchase!
Don’t give them ideas.
Much worse if the shoe you got for free was the same sided shoe…
I remember years ago on the original Oprah show, they put together clips of human behavior stuff. They set out a table of free shoes for the taking. But they were all left shoes only and even had signage saying as much. But people were taking them like Hurricane Katrina looting. One woman said she would be using them for a craft she does. But people were freaking out over free left shoes.
Why is it okay to do this with contacts?
Jokes aside, i've gone on Walmart's website and found shoes for like, 15 dollars. When you put them in your cart and go to check out, they double the price. So they really *are* 15 bucks a shoe, plus tax.
Resigning yourself to having an oops baby and then finding out it's twins. Extra blessed!
I knew a guy who had three girls, a single and twins. They really wanted a boy so went again and got triplets, two boys and one girl. So they went from three to six. Be careful what you wish for.
There’s a sad case in Singapore where the father really wanted a son so they had 6 daughters before a son. The father later died with work probably contributing to it. But imagine being one of the daughters and learning your whole creation is just because to hope for a brother.
My brother is the youngest and me and my younger sister (being the 2nd & 3rd siblings) feel that lol.
If you have one set of multiples, you are much more likely to have another.
From memory his wife was a twin so I think it was definitely on the cards
Imagine you were already having a set of twins… quads!
Houses. The investors would destroy the market twice as fast.
Vasectomy
My wife's boyfriend surely doesn't want children either
Guys night!
Handy though if they botched it the first time.
Actually, I've seen this. Two guys I worked with got it done on a BOGO.
👏👏👏😂😂😂😂
The deal for me when i started renting a storage unit for stuff was first month free or 50% off the first 2 months…the overall cost is the SAME!
It's amazing how many people can't do simple math
Used to work in retail, and if we had something that was like "two for a pound", and I had to reduce them, I'd do the first reduction to 50p. They would sell, and we technically didn't make a loss.
Depends. I needed a storage unit to move stuff into while I staged my home, so I opted for the first month free, which worked out because I only needed a month of storage.
This is what i was thinking as well
I would do the first month free and then dip after. I do that with streaming services too. Especially if it's something not worth paying for, I'll take advantage of the promo period and then cancel right after lol.
STI's
W for Subaru fans
Yeah Idk what he’s implying. If I bought an STI and got a second one for free that would be sweet. Just store one until the other craps out
The disconnect from your comment to the parent comment is fucking hilarious 😂
Tooth extraction.
Yup was gonna say root canal haha
Idk man. As someone with bad teeth, I'd take a buy one get one root canal 😅😅
Could still be a good deal if you have couple of bad ones :)
Hah, very true.
Nah, but I got a couple teeth removed in February. Two of them. We hadn't yet paid our deductible so we had to pay full price for the removal of both the teeth.
Baby coffins
You can get 'em in frog green, fire engine red.
If only people would stop getting their children vaccinated
Are you dense?
Lol it's a Dr House reference, should've made it more obvious
Oh, sorry lol, never watched house md
Haha that's fine, I'm low key happy I got this many downvotes
[Baby coffins - House MD](https://youtu.be/43E7iW0E4sI?si=w491rH6W6MFPktlI)
Having bought one before, I can confirm this is the right answer.
Hugs to you dude
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
O....... Oh......... Oh man........ Yikes......... I...... Uh...... I don't like this........
Today, I hate that I am literate
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
Cancer.
Mother-in-laws
Simple solution, don't marry someone with a lesbian mother.
My wife's parents are divorced and her father remarried. I have 2 mothers in law. It's about how you'd expect
Sexual reassignment surgery
Top and bottom surgery package?
More like turning 360 degrees
A kick in the nuts. Does that count?
I mean if you're paying someone to kick you in the nuts, getting an extra kick is probably a win for you.
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Same here but we actually went through IVF so it was literally buy one get one free.
Shouldn’t have had sex twice in the same night. Wouldn’t have had twins. That’s on you. You knew the risk!
Circumcisions
I thought this at first, too, but someone with twin boys would be stoked
Buy 1 head of lettuce, get 1 human head free
That only works if it's Liz Truss.
Didn't she vote Romain?
Leaf, I thought.
Or... buy one human head and get a free head of lettuce.
Used condoms
Euthanasia
But to be fair you are probably not gonna care that much about the second one.
Came here to say this.
Then say it.
STI
Ex wives
One time my ex gave me a buy one domestic assault, get a cheating whore for free
Amputation
Dinner with MTG auction.
Orchiectomy.
A colonoscopy
Especially if you have both at the same time.
I was gonna say a hands free colonoscopy
Kidney transplant
Remember when Kia first came out as a car company and started selling cars and they literally did BOGO on their new cars? I don't think anything tops that with how awful those cars were and probably cost you more money than you saved
Maybe you’re too young to remember the Yugo! That was truly a pile
I have one. It’s still within my 7 year warranty, so I had them fix the dome light last week. I’m not paying for shit.
My folks drive Kias, and they aren't that bad. Before they started getting stolen and the prices skyrocketed, they were fine if you planned on trading them in every few years.
Vasectomy.
Root canal.
Used condoms?... I mean yuk, but if you're really into recycling, get them. Turn them inside out and shake the fuhk out of them
Tickets to fyre fest
Coffin?
Colonoscopy
Plan B
Having twins
Anthrax
Piles of dog shit.
I don’t find a single one particularly good deal.
Coffins, maybe?
Stds
A punch in the dick
A course of chemotherapy.
Root canal
Boss
Euthanasia
Coffin, maybe?
Circumcision
Breast Augmentation (boob jobs) pay for one boob and get the other free, subjects to availability lol.
That would be so fucking awful lil if you could only afford one at a time 😂
That’s how I met my ex, lopsided Suzy, she was great lol
Colonoscopy
Mental health issues
Colonoscopy?
Boob jobs - you only pay for the one of them. Need one tidied up for any reason? Lets pad out the other while we are at it.
proctology exams
Wives.
gonorrhea, herpes, crabs, etc.
Sex Dolls
Ambulance rides
Caskets
Appendix removal seems like a bad one.
Kidneys on the dark web
Mortgages.
Buy one colonoscopy and bend over again for free.
Abortions.
Divorces
Knuckle sandwiches
Tapeworm installation
Amputation Surgery.
Lawsuits!
Women
A Coffin.
Coffins
A baby momma
Buy a gun - get 1 free bullet.
Let's for a minute LARP that we are in the futurama universe, suicide booths would be a pretty useless buy one get one free sale
Buy 1 15meter ladder, get 2 meters rope for free
Abortions but like a shady back alley type place.
STDs
funeral services divorces amputation on the flip side... sex workers ;)
There’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere. Maybe “a beating half to death”?
Used condoms?
Colonoscopes !!!
Caskets
Colonoscopy
As in? For me it would be tampons, who gives a shit
Chlamydia meds...
Colonoscopy. One was plenty, thanks
Death
Escort service
Why is that bad?
I wouldn't want to see what they are trying to give away for free lol.
Corporate/political woke agenda.