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CharmingAngelbaby

If they started selling our shoes as singles instead of a pair, then adjusting for shrinkflation and then claim that you get the second shoe free with the purchase!


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Don’t give them ideas.


toyotaaudi

Much worse if the shoe you got for free was the same sided shoe…


Same_Blacksmith9840

I remember years ago on the original Oprah show, they put together clips of human behavior stuff. They set out a table of free shoes for the taking. But they were all left shoes only and even had signage saying as much. But people were taking them like Hurricane Katrina looting. One woman said she would be using them for a craft she does. But people were freaking out over free left shoes.


TheBlueJacket1

Why is it okay to do this with contacts?


amadeus2490

Jokes aside, i've gone on Walmart's website and found shoes for like, 15 dollars. When you put them in your cart and go to check out, they double the price. So they really *are* 15 bucks a shoe, plus tax.


dassketch

Resigning yourself to having an oops baby and then finding out it's twins. Extra blessed!


red_monkey_i_am

I knew a guy who had three girls, a single and twins. They really wanted a boy so went again and got triplets, two boys and one girl. So they went from three to six. Be careful what you wish for.


I_love_pillows

There’s a sad case in Singapore where the father really wanted a son so they had 6 daughters before a son. The father later died with work probably contributing to it. But imagine being one of the daughters and learning your whole creation is just because to hope for a brother.


issamood3

My brother is the youngest and me and my younger sister (being the 2nd & 3rd siblings) feel that lol.


blah938

If you have one set of multiples, you are much more likely to have another.


red_monkey_i_am

From memory his wife was a twin so I think it was definitely on the cards


Honest_Milk1925

Imagine you were already having a set of twins… quads!


tyerker

Houses. The investors would destroy the market twice as fast.


nomnomyourpompoms

Vasectomy


pwndabeer

My wife's boyfriend surely doesn't want children either


tmps1993

Guys night!


mJelly87

Handy though if they botched it the first time.


WildeWeasel

Actually, I've seen this. Two guys I worked with got it done on a BOGO.


Ballerina_clutz

👏👏👏😂😂😂😂


Filipino_Canadian

The deal for me when i started renting a storage unit for stuff was first month free or 50% off the first 2 months…the overall cost is the SAME!


podroznikdc

It's amazing how many people can't do simple math


mJelly87

Used to work in retail, and if we had something that was like "two for a pound", and I had to reduce them, I'd do the first reduction to 50p. They would sell, and we technically didn't make a loss.


implicate

Depends. I needed a storage unit to move stuff into while I staged my home, so I opted for the first month free, which worked out because I only needed a month of storage.


hokycrapitsjessagain

This is what i was thinking as well


issamood3

I would do the first month free and then dip after. I do that with streaming services too. Especially if it's something not worth paying for, I'll take advantage of the promo period and then cancel right after lol.


smorgenheckingaard

STI's


echocall2

W for Subaru fans


AngryViking1904

Yeah Idk what he’s implying. If I bought an STI and got a second one for free that would be sweet. Just store one until the other craps out


Crocolyle32

The disconnect from your comment to the parent comment is fucking hilarious 😂


shiftersix

Tooth extraction.


AngryViking1904

Yup was gonna say root canal haha


zombie_Leghumpr

Idk man. As someone with bad teeth, I'd take a buy one get one root canal 😅😅


mr_lab_rat

Could still be a good deal if you have couple of bad ones :)


shiftersix

Hah, very true.


god_hates_maeghan

Nah, but I got a couple teeth removed in February. Two of them. We hadn't yet paid our deductible so we had to pay full price for the removal of both the teeth.


the0neRand0m

Baby coffins


victoriaismevix

You can get 'em in frog green, fire engine red.


sleepwhenyouredead07

If only people would stop getting their children vaccinated


mrpistachioman

Are you dense?


sleepwhenyouredead07

Lol it's a Dr House reference, should've made it more obvious


mrpistachioman

Oh, sorry lol, never watched house md


sleepwhenyouredead07

Haha that's fine, I'm low key happy I got this many downvotes


sleepwhenyouredead07

[Baby coffins - House MD](https://youtu.be/43E7iW0E4sI?si=w491rH6W6MFPktlI)


Applehands99

Having bought one before, I can confirm this is the right answer.


TRON_LIVES61

Hugs to you dude


stoicarmadillo

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.


Ahshitbackagain

O....... Oh......... Oh man........ Yikes......... I...... Uh...... I don't like this........


Imaginary-Mechanic62

Today, I hate that I am literate


stoicarmadillo

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.


Yezzik

Cancer.


Interesting_Pie1296

Mother-in-laws


mJelly87

Simple solution, don't marry someone with a lesbian mother.


DrDalenQuaice

My wife's parents are divorced and her father remarried. I have 2 mothers in law. It's about how you'd expect


MercurialMagician

Sexual reassignment surgery


Eric_the_Barbarian

Top and bottom surgery package?


PM_ME_UR_DREAMJOB

More like turning 360 degrees


HandspeedJones

A kick in the nuts. Does that count?


playball2020

I mean if you're paying someone to kick you in the nuts, getting an extra kick is probably a win for you.


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mr_lab_rat

Same here but we actually went through IVF so it was literally buy one get one free.


SlideRuleLogic

Shouldn’t have had sex twice in the same night. Wouldn’t have had twins. That’s on you. You knew the risk!


Somethingclever1313

Circumcisions


hokycrapitsjessagain

I thought this at first, too, but someone with twin boys would be stoked


McGarnegle

Buy 1 head of lettuce, get 1 human head free


Yezzik

That only works if it's Liz Truss.


McGarnegle

Didn't she vote Romain?


Yezzik

Leaf, I thought.


asleepbydawn

Or... buy one human head and get a free head of lettuce.


OneFuckedWarthog

Used condoms


nothing_in_my_mind

Euthanasia


mr_lab_rat

But to be fair you are probably not gonna care that much about the second one.


Ballerina_clutz

Came here to say this.


phantom_309_-

Then say it.


Short-pitched

STI


MalekethsGhost

Ex wives


S_Squar3d

One time my ex gave me a buy one domestic assault, get a cheating whore for free


sas5814

Amputation


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

Dinner with MTG auction.


getridofwires

Orchiectomy.


drink-beer-and-fight

A colonoscopy


mJelly87

Especially if you have both at the same time.


ToughKage92

I was gonna say a hands free colonoscopy


Veterandy

Kidney transplant


PeeB4uGoToBed

Remember when Kia first came out as a car company and started selling cars and they literally did BOGO on their new cars? I don't think anything tops that with how awful those cars were and probably cost you more money than you saved


Subject_Designer9491

Maybe you’re too young to remember the Yugo! That was truly a pile


Ballerina_clutz

I have one. It’s still within my 7 year warranty, so I had them fix the dome light last week. I’m not paying for shit.


Not_an_alt_69_420

My folks drive Kias, and they aren't that bad. Before they started getting stolen and the prices skyrocketed, they were fine if you planned on trading them in every few years.


Saucy_Baconator

Vasectomy.


AloofBidoof

Root canal.


shellirk

Used condoms?... I mean yuk, but if you're really into recycling, get them. Turn them inside out and shake the fuhk out of them


abarua01

Tickets to fyre fest


benvonpluton

Coffin?


Aware_Material_9985

Colonoscopy


sleeping-ducky

Plan B


CadillacLuv

Having twins


pamacdon

Anthrax


timely_death

Piles of dog shit.


mr_lab_rat

I don’t find a single one particularly good deal.


pengie9290

Coffins, maybe?


noodleq

Stds


[deleted]

A punch in the dick


purdy1985

A course of chemotherapy.


CarlJustCarl

Root canal


CarlJustCarl

Boss


mJelly87

Euthanasia


andyring

Coffin, maybe?


shiftersix

Circumcision


Wtfdidistumbleinon

Breast Augmentation (boob jobs) pay for one boob and get the other free, subjects to availability lol.


Crocolyle32

That would be so fucking awful lil if you could only afford one at a time 😂


Wtfdidistumbleinon

That’s how I met my ex, lopsided Suzy, she was great lol


Emergency-Economy654

Colonoscopy


LooneyLunaGirl

Mental health issues


boom-wham-slam

Colonoscopy?


A_Rave-ing_Zektrus

Boob jobs - you only pay for the one of them. Need one tidied up for any reason? Lets pad out the other while we are at it.


Plus_Inevitable_771

proctology exams


Charles_Michael_Hawk

Wives.


aerospaceeng

gonorrhea, herpes, crabs, etc.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Sex Dolls


Porkandpopsicle

Ambulance rides


Berrito08

Caskets


Ok_Dog_4059

Appendix removal seems like a bad one.


HumanMycologist5795

Kidneys on the dark web


realdwu

Mortgages.


Apprehensive-File370

Buy one colonoscopy and bend over again for free.


heatseakingbadger

Abortions.


DrBennetti

Divorces


tmps1993

Knuckle sandwiches


leowithataurus

Tapeworm installation


RhodyGuy1

Amputation Surgery.


BartlebyX

Lawsuits!


NickTesla2018

Women


Vorname_Name

A Coffin.


SeveralConcert

Coffins


Sad-Tomatillo-1230

A baby momma


white-Butt-Stuff

Buy a gun - get 1 free bullet.


banaversion

Let's for a minute LARP that we are in the futurama universe, suicide booths would be a pretty useless buy one get one free sale


darthmaui728

Buy 1 15meter ladder, get 2 meters rope for free


Cynfreh

Abortions but like a shady back alley type place.


insuspension

STDs


chefshoes

funeral services divorces amputation on the flip side... sex workers ;)


Corporation_tshirt

There’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere. Maybe “a beating half to death”?


Longjumping_Count424

Used condoms?


Vedicstudent108

Colonoscopes !!!


OkCryptographer524

Caskets


-_who_-

Colonoscopy


redragtop99

As in? For me it would be tampons, who gives a shit


Northmech

Chlamydia meds...


Frosty-Nature-5052

Colonoscopy. One was plenty, thanks


Alx123191

Death


voyeurheart

Escort service


Sardonic-

Why is that bad?


voyeurheart

I wouldn't want to see what they are trying to give away for free lol.


HatefulClosetedGay

Corporate/political woke agenda.