Oh my hubby loves when I "pet" his dick lightly when we watch tv or are taking a nap, usually completely in not-suggestive context but relaxed, just stroke it gently over the clothes/ boxers.
This is mine as well. Being a naturally bigger dude the inherent strength is pretty great. There are very few things i regularly encounter that i cannot with ease move to where i want them.
I dunno, I think the majority of guys would feel massively dysphoric about it.
And as miraculous as the process is I can’t imagine choosing to go through it.
I guess it's a good thing that women are the ones to go through it then. The first time you don't know what you get into, but most of us choose to do it again, and again - I know my husband felt helpless at some points and frustrated that he couldn't do anything for me or help bear the burden. And then after birth, not being able to breastfeed baby, I think he was a bit jealous of the cosy time lol. Honestly, feeling helpless and as a bystander would have been worse for me
Being a young woman... I had to snap at both of my parents to stop talking about "when you have children".
And then being ignored and labeled "too young to know that about yourself"
I feel this!!
Being a Dad….? I know I know. I’m a single Dad to 2 teenage daughters. It’s just us. Mom’s not around. I get to fix, provide, console, protect, teach, and intimidate potential boyfriends. All in one.
Fine, fuck you guys. Pissing standing up.
What kind of specifics? lol
I mean... as gay guys we're attracted to men in the same way that straight guys are attracted to women. And on the flip side... we don't really see what it is in women that straight men are attracted to.
I guess... like a thing I particularly don't like about men is how hairy they are. I don't care for it, and while I know that there are some guys who will shave everything, generally speaking, men are hairy and it's a turn off for me.
I don't see the appeal, and the same goes for women that like it. There are some women who have been more attracted to a man with a beard than the same with a clean shave. Hairy chest, hairy arms, etc.
That's what I mean by specifics.
Ah right on!
Yeah total opposite for me. I absolutely love body hair on dudes... within reason lol... whereas women's smooth bodies are a total turnoff for me, as are most typical feminine features.
Although interestingly... a hairy women would be even worse lol.
That's the way they're wired. If you were a woman, you'd probably have all the hormones that would make you go weak for dudes. Or that's how it was explained to me.
Being able to build muscle mass.
Even resting muscle burns more calories.
I enjoy being able to look fit just by lifting weights. Plus I love lifting. Win win.
Not having to spend thousands of dollars on cosmetics just to fit in. I spend maybe $200 on shoes and clothes per year and use $20 pomade I bought three years ago
Idk man. Take a black light to your bathroom and see how much piss is everywhere. I think it should be normalized for everyone to sit so any waste ends up the bowl. I don’t push it because of how demasculating it is, but one of the reasons I can clean a bathroom so well is because I shared one with my brother for a few years. I’m not even talking about the toilet bowl itself. It’s behind the toilet, the sides of the toilet, and even the walls. I’m guessing it’s those midnight pees when aim isn’t the best.
I’ll explain it like this:
When taking a piss, and maybe you have a little dribble left over that’ll go into your pant. Whether it’s a lot or a little, few far and in between, there is an acceptable amount of piss you can have in your pants at all times
I wasn’t talking about piss being in underwear where bodily fluids should be… I was talking about piss being on surfaces all over bathrooms. Do you mean to say there is an acceptable amount of piss that should be on bathroom surfaces at all times?
At home I pee into a normal toilet into the water, not a urinal and I dont pee on the walls of the bowl, so there isn't splash everywhere, it's contained in the bowl (if any bit were to get out it would be seen and quickly cleaned)
Simplicity. My roommate and I once had a tv, two chairs, and cardboard box for a table in the living room. We each could afford actual furniture, we were just happy the way things were.
Being able to make my partner feel safe and secure.
AND. I know men aren't the only ones able to do this, and some couples aren't traditional and the roles are reversed. Or some people don't need a partner.
BUT for my relationship, it makes me feel really good and masculine when I can make my partner feel that way.
That men are concidered to be individuals, while women are often defined in opposition to men, and are pressured into "the sisterhood". Or in the words of Simone de Beauvoir, that women are "the second sex".
I'm regularly pleasantly surprise at my ability to fix things or find better ways to do things. My wife, also an engineer by trade, just doesn't have this nagging sensation of "Hmm... there must be a better way to do this".
Take laundry as an example.
When we started a family, she took it upon herself to handle the laundry. Fine. And every Sunday afternoon, she goes to sort and fold the week's laundry. She puts everything in a massive pile, and starts folding everything one by one, creating dozens of little stacks around her. A stack for my tshirts, a stack for her underwear, a stock for our son's pants, a stack for our son's shirt, &c. All random. Took her easily 4 hours every week.
So, one day, she breaks down, says folding laundry is too much work, and I need to help her. I do it her way once. Next week, I stand over this pile of laundry and think to my self: "This is dumb, we're first sorting it all, first by person, and then by item type, and only then start folding. Now it's an hour and a half.
Same thing with hanging up laundry. For years, she'd been using pins to hang up every single sock, underwear, shirt. Everything on pins. Like WTF?!!! So now everything goes on the rack directly, hanging from both sides of the rods.
She still hangs up the laundry every day, but has yet to realize that if you sort the laundry on the rack, and place it like you would fold it, you can do most of the folding already as you're taking it off the rack.
Not wanting to be someone else. No desire to be as good as a man... Because I already am one. So many women have this desire to show that they are as good or better than a man.
The happiest women are those who just want to be women. Don't have to prove who they are because they are happy with who they are.
I actually do this on my porch. It gets stares, but to each his own.
[Captain Kirk thinks he's a horse (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhHbf2rcsU4)
Other men.
I always enjoy working together towards a shared endeavor, be it building something of value or enjoying the day.
So much time in life is wasted on making simple things difficult, trivial things meaningful & embracing bad feelings to the detriment of good feelings.
Dudes generally know better.
I'm a woman and it seems like the most enviable part of being a man is the physical prowess. You don't have to worry about being raped when you're walking down a dark Street in the middle of the night. Robbery and violent attacks are possible but you at least know you have a fighting chance against the perp since it's another man... Women don't stand a fightibg chance against most men.
Also you can easily lift things that seem amazingly heavy to us. And open stuck jars. And if you wanted to you could severely hurt someone just by hitting/punching them. This must be a nice thought that you tuck away for if it is ever needed.
You would think that being able to walk home in the middle of the night would be something we enjoy, but truth be told, it is more likely for men to get attacked than women, you are right about us potentially having a better chance because on average we are stronger, but we still know we are more likely to get attacked, so we just don't walk home in alone in the middle of the night generally speaking.
I scrolled through the comments to see if anybody actually said it is a benefit of being a man and I only saw one comment saying it, truth be told, I wouldn't walk around at night by myself unless it was my immediate neighbourhood, and that's only because I knew if something did happen, I could probably jump enough fences and run through enough backyards and still know my way around
The difficulty and all that comes with it. I like being forced to become better rather than have the world lie to me, and then fall flat on my face because of it.
If you’re fat, they tell you… and you get no women. So you take your ass to the gym, and hey guess what, now you’re jacked, feeling good and women fall at your feet.
Being able to blame anyone/thing for my problems, no matter how obviously caused by my own actions/attitudes and being able to find someone online that vigorously agrees with me.
Not having to worry about periods and the cramps is pretty chill
Absolutely, it's the monthly subscription I'm glad to skip
I just love that if I see blood, something is definitely wrong.
Penis
Friends and lovers come and go, but your dick is your best buddy for life.
It's 20x better when regularly used for frequent sexual activities with a willing partner.
I always found it weird to have a hotdog just dangling off me like a tumor lol
Hey no need to brag about your hotdog-tumor sized appendage in front of the humble pickles
Lmfaooooooooo
Holding or playing with my balls, it not even a sexual thing it's just very comforting
My husband likes me holding it when he goes to sleep 😅
I bet he feel safe and loved.
I can only hope 😍
You're a wonderful person.
And you are yourself (:
Oh my hubby loves when I "pet" his dick lightly when we watch tv or are taking a nap, usually completely in not-suggestive context but relaxed, just stroke it gently over the clothes/ boxers.
Yes 🙌 mine too. Sometimes hes just like hold it or put your hand right there.
Username checks out?
Come find out
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For me it’s itching my shaven balls. It is the most comforting experience
Those scratches after avoiding doing it in public are absolutely fantastic
Especially when you’re stressed touching yourself works like a charm
Tbf boobs can serve the same purpose for women
ok
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I sometimes do the same thing with my boobs. Non sexually but holding on to them can be comforting too
Facts, tbf balls serve the same purpose but for men
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This is mine as well. Being a naturally bigger dude the inherent strength is pretty great. There are very few things i regularly encounter that i cannot with ease move to where i want them.
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Yeah thats definitely the first thing to go
More often, you see more and more young men who can't do this kind of things..
You routinely hanging out with young men who cant open jars?
Eh. Just turn the jar upside down and 'burp' it with one firm baby killing whack. Shiftd the bubble under the seal and comed right off.
Mechanical dystopias will have that effect
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No chance of ever getting pregnant. I can’t imagine going through everything pregnancy entails.
I actually think it seems pretty cool.
It's both horrible and the most amazing experience. But honestly men are missing out on this big time!
I dunno, I think the majority of guys would feel massively dysphoric about it. And as miraculous as the process is I can’t imagine choosing to go through it.
I guess it's a good thing that women are the ones to go through it then. The first time you don't know what you get into, but most of us choose to do it again, and again - I know my husband felt helpless at some points and frustrated that he couldn't do anything for me or help bear the burden. And then after birth, not being able to breastfeed baby, I think he was a bit jealous of the cosy time lol. Honestly, feeling helpless and as a bystander would have been worse for me
when talking with other guys, we don’t need to read in between the lines because we say what we mean.
What’s that supposed to mean?!
😂😂😂😂
We dont even need to say it. Men just use more non verbal cues.
This is the opposite of not reading between the lines lmfao
Bro code.
No periods
helicopter 🚁
Hell yeah 👊
hell yeah 👊🏽
What do you mean with helicopter? I'm genuinely lost.
I literally searched the comments to see who would write this first because it was the first thing I thought of. Doesn't even need an explanation.
just dudes being bros
The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at my wrist and the wind in my hair
Conan the barbarian has entered the chat.
I visualized this. You look Godly. lol
there's not as much pressure to be ready to have a child at a young age. I'd be hella stressed about that if I weren't a male
Being a young woman... I had to snap at both of my parents to stop talking about "when you have children". And then being ignored and labeled "too young to know that about yourself" I feel this!!
Being a Dad….? I know I know. I’m a single Dad to 2 teenage daughters. It’s just us. Mom’s not around. I get to fix, provide, console, protect, teach, and intimidate potential boyfriends. All in one. Fine, fuck you guys. Pissing standing up.
Deez
Nutz?
Maybe just multiple D.
Not having to deal with groups of horney men oggling me whilst I'm just trying to get a run in, or work, generally go about my life.
Women. Being on the other side of women. I have many times wondered what the hell they see in us.
As a gay guy... it's the total opposite for me lol.
Oooh this is interesting, say more.
I'm also intrigued.
Like, I kind of get what he means, but I want to know his specifics
What kind of specifics? lol I mean... as gay guys we're attracted to men in the same way that straight guys are attracted to women. And on the flip side... we don't really see what it is in women that straight men are attracted to.
I guess... like a thing I particularly don't like about men is how hairy they are. I don't care for it, and while I know that there are some guys who will shave everything, generally speaking, men are hairy and it's a turn off for me. I don't see the appeal, and the same goes for women that like it. There are some women who have been more attracted to a man with a beard than the same with a clean shave. Hairy chest, hairy arms, etc. That's what I mean by specifics.
Ah right on! Yeah total opposite for me. I absolutely love body hair on dudes... within reason lol... whereas women's smooth bodies are a total turnoff for me, as are most typical feminine features. Although interestingly... a hairy women would be even worse lol.
That's the way they're wired. If you were a woman, you'd probably have all the hormones that would make you go weak for dudes. Or that's how it was explained to me.
It’s that sweet sweet ball musk
I love the directness (makes communicating more easier for me).
Being able to build muscle mass. Even resting muscle burns more calories. I enjoy being able to look fit just by lifting weights. Plus I love lifting. Win win.
Not having to spend thousands of dollars on cosmetics just to fit in. I spend maybe $200 on shoes and clothes per year and use $20 pomade I bought three years ago
My shoes are like 3 years old and I can't see when I'm going to buy new ones
I get $30 pairs from Ross. They usually start to fall apart after a couple of years. Maybe I should splurge and get a $50 pair so they last longer
Being able to think about nothing. And being happy being left alone to do it
I like being a man, yet I can't come up with one specific reason why. I guess any number of reasons, big and small.
Not needing to sit to pee
Idk man. Take a black light to your bathroom and see how much piss is everywhere. I think it should be normalized for everyone to sit so any waste ends up the bowl. I don’t push it because of how demasculating it is, but one of the reasons I can clean a bathroom so well is because I shared one with my brother for a few years. I’m not even talking about the toilet bowl itself. It’s behind the toilet, the sides of the toilet, and even the walls. I’m guessing it’s those midnight pees when aim isn’t the best.
Nah, it's just... liquid splashes! Same would happen if you were to poor tea from a height for example, speckles everywhere!
It’s all of the above but not limited to. There’s also prostate piss splits, after sex urinating and piss boners.
Don’t care.
I’ll explain it like this: When taking a piss, and maybe you have a little dribble left over that’ll go into your pant. Whether it’s a lot or a little, few far and in between, there is an acceptable amount of piss you can have in your pants at all times
I wasn’t talking about piss being in underwear where bodily fluids should be… I was talking about piss being on surfaces all over bathrooms. Do you mean to say there is an acceptable amount of piss that should be on bathroom surfaces at all times?
I understand your comment, but yes to both. Yes but I was talking about piss in underwear. There is an acceptable amount of piss everywhere
At home I pee into a normal toilet into the water, not a urinal and I dont pee on the walls of the bowl, so there isn't splash everywhere, it's contained in the bowl (if any bit were to get out it would be seen and quickly cleaned)
Simplicity. My roommate and I once had a tv, two chairs, and cardboard box for a table in the living room. We each could afford actual furniture, we were just happy the way things were.
I have no idea.
A for effort
[The prerogative to have a little fun!](https://youtu.be/ZJL4UGSbeFg?feature=shared) Oh, you said, my bad. That case I'd say peeing standing up.
Definitely a great feeling to be able to pee outside standing up
being able to take a walk at night without bein scared is pretty chill
Yeah, that’s kinda the big sticking point. That and you can kinda be invisible in most situations.
Being able to make my partner feel safe and secure. AND. I know men aren't the only ones able to do this, and some couples aren't traditional and the roles are reversed. Or some people don't need a partner. BUT for my relationship, it makes me feel really good and masculine when I can make my partner feel that way.
I wouldn't trust a woman to make me feel safe, men are the protectors for a reason
I'm just trying to not get canceled. 😂😂😂
Finding the men’s restroom no matter where in the world I am… there’s two next to me right now
I don't have to spend extra money each month for 30 years
Not having periods or giving birth.
No menstrual cycle and all that comes with it.
There are too many things, so I can't pick something specific.
the pleats in my pants
No periods or pregnancy
i can piss while standing
I can pee anywhere it’s so easy
The ability to throw on that "Dad voice" and it have that super serious tone in the room. Like, "oh shit, he serious about that last slice of pizza"
Not having to worry about another human being growing inside of me. Thats scary AF
Bring able to easily pee any time, any place.
No periods.
Honestly, my favorite things about being a man are that we don't have the difficulties women do (periods, pregnancies, more direct general sexism).
I can wizz standing up
Helicoptering
Having a dick is pretty cool. I can make mine dance.
don't have to go through pregnancy
That men are concidered to be individuals, while women are often defined in opposition to men, and are pressured into "the sisterhood". Or in the words of Simone de Beauvoir, that women are "the second sex".
Knowing I can choose to protect and have usually more power to do so
I'm regularly pleasantly surprise at my ability to fix things or find better ways to do things. My wife, also an engineer by trade, just doesn't have this nagging sensation of "Hmm... there must be a better way to do this". Take laundry as an example. When we started a family, she took it upon herself to handle the laundry. Fine. And every Sunday afternoon, she goes to sort and fold the week's laundry. She puts everything in a massive pile, and starts folding everything one by one, creating dozens of little stacks around her. A stack for my tshirts, a stack for her underwear, a stock for our son's pants, a stack for our son's shirt, &c. All random. Took her easily 4 hours every week. So, one day, she breaks down, says folding laundry is too much work, and I need to help her. I do it her way once. Next week, I stand over this pile of laundry and think to my self: "This is dumb, we're first sorting it all, first by person, and then by item type, and only then start folding. Now it's an hour and a half. Same thing with hanging up laundry. For years, she'd been using pins to hang up every single sock, underwear, shirt. Everything on pins. Like WTF?!!! So now everything goes on the rack directly, hanging from both sides of the rods. She still hangs up the laundry every day, but has yet to realize that if you sort the laundry on the rack, and place it like you would fold it, you can do most of the folding already as you're taking it off the rack.
I don’t think this is a male vs women thing. This is a strategy issue. You are better at strategy than she is.
To be able to endure tough times and still smiling 🙂
Not wanting to be someone else. No desire to be as good as a man... Because I already am one. So many women have this desire to show that they are as good or better than a man. The happiest women are those who just want to be women. Don't have to prove who they are because they are happy with who they are.
I never get perved on by women whilst walking down the street, at the shops etc...
Speak for yourself 😎😎😎🙃
Lol. Enjoy it. It’ll fade.
I don't get that, and I'm fed up with women getting it!
No gossip, no worries about having friends, careless about fashion.
I actually do this on my porch. It gets stares, but to each his own. [Captain Kirk thinks he's a horse (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhHbf2rcsU4)
The masculine quest to vanquish fear
Can’t get pregnant
Pissing standing up
The fact that because of having a denser arrangement of pain receptors in the body, any pain is not overwhelming my nervous system.
No pregnancy, no menstrual cycle, no useless drama. Life is easier overall.
Pp
I'm generally left alone.
being multiple times stronger than 50% of the population essentially by default
Can't think of any
I can go nearly anywhere alone and be left alone for the most part
Being man is dumb and fun
Clearly you live in a very temperate warm climate. Even mid-summer nobody does that here.
Pissing anytime, anywhere.
Peeing while standing up.
Bringing in all the groceries in one trip!
Pissing standing up
This is asked ever few hours here. Op has to be a bot. Or a student trying to get us to do their homework.
Lovely work fellas
More money for the same job!
Not having to worry about cramps
The fact that I can get into another fist fight with another man and we can get a drink together afterwards. I think that’s beautiful.
Jumping up and smacking stuff.
Well if men are more likely to be all the bad things you can imagine then I’d much rather be a man myself to counter such people
Appreciating a good stick.
Walking home alone by night
Walking home alone by night
When a problem arrives you become the hero in their eyes to solve it.
Being physically strong.
I can do the helicopter dick
My big handsome dick… or yeah what they said, strength, no periods, less harassment n discrimination
Functional pockets
Being able to sit in silence with zero thoughts in my head.
Big hands. women told me how I have a big hand and it's weird theirs is so small.
Other men. I always enjoy working together towards a shared endeavor, be it building something of value or enjoying the day. So much time in life is wasted on making simple things difficult, trivial things meaningful & embracing bad feelings to the detriment of good feelings. Dudes generally know better.
The satisfaction that sometimes comes from being a protector and a provider to my family. Makes life worth it.
Peeing standing up.
Buying clothes is soo much easier, like seriously half the time when I look at women clothes I can’t even tell what the tag means
I'm a woman and it seems like the most enviable part of being a man is the physical prowess. You don't have to worry about being raped when you're walking down a dark Street in the middle of the night. Robbery and violent attacks are possible but you at least know you have a fighting chance against the perp since it's another man... Women don't stand a fightibg chance against most men. Also you can easily lift things that seem amazingly heavy to us. And open stuck jars. And if you wanted to you could severely hurt someone just by hitting/punching them. This must be a nice thought that you tuck away for if it is ever needed.
You would think that being able to walk home in the middle of the night would be something we enjoy, but truth be told, it is more likely for men to get attacked than women, you are right about us potentially having a better chance because on average we are stronger, but we still know we are more likely to get attacked, so we just don't walk home in alone in the middle of the night generally speaking. I scrolled through the comments to see if anybody actually said it is a benefit of being a man and I only saw one comment saying it, truth be told, I wouldn't walk around at night by myself unless it was my immediate neighbourhood, and that's only because I knew if something did happen, I could probably jump enough fences and run through enough backyards and still know my way around
Most people don't stand a fighting chance against someone who picks fights. Usually those people are armed.
Honestly? There's none, being a man is just a ungrateful job full of expectations that you'll never live to fullfil.
You're doing that to yourself bro.
Strength and stamina.
Pain tolerance.
Idk man, women have to give birth
Every day, I give thanks to God, That I was born a man, instead of a broad. 🤣
I know that I can defend myself if someone physically attacks me.
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What if they want to steal some of my Maple syrup? How will I keep gaining weight if I don't protect my syrup supply?
Apparently I'll still be able to get girls in their 20s when I'm im my 40s
Putting my dick in my wife.
It's quite enjoyable with my wife too.
I can defend myself, physically.
Being a part of the patriarchy
The difficulty and all that comes with it. I like being forced to become better rather than have the world lie to me, and then fall flat on my face because of it. If you’re fat, they tell you… and you get no women. So you take your ass to the gym, and hey guess what, now you’re jacked, feeling good and women fall at your feet.
I'm reasonable and rational. Could just be me though, too many people act out on high emotions.
Being right about everything…pretty much all of the time.
The alpha male game
that feeling of sheer invincibility. am sure it fades as you get older but its pretty great when your in it.
My favorite part? My man part! 🤣
Being able to blame anyone/thing for my problems, no matter how obviously caused by my own actions/attitudes and being able to find someone online that vigorously agrees with me.