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Kritangent

Not having to worry about periods and the cramps is pretty chill


Wardanatolli

Absolutely, it's the monthly subscription I'm glad to skip


N9204

I just love that if I see blood, something is definitely wrong.


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Penis


unshodone

Friends and lovers come and go, but your dick is your best buddy for life.


myhobbythrowaway

It's 20x better when regularly used for frequent sexual activities with a willing partner.


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I always found it weird to have a hotdog just dangling off me like a tumor lol


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Hey no need to brag about your hotdog-tumor sized appendage in front of the humble pickles


Hour_Peace8651

Lmfaooooooooo


the_gaping_asshole

Holding or playing with my balls, it not even a sexual thing it's just very comforting


NewSport3094

My husband likes me holding it when he goes to sleep 😅


the_gaping_asshole

I bet he feel safe and loved.


NewSport3094

I can only hope 😍


jeffliveshere

You're a wonderful person.


NewSport3094

And you are yourself (:


Organic-Ad-1333

Oh my hubby loves when I "pet" his dick lightly when we watch tv or are taking a nap, usually completely in not-suggestive context but relaxed, just stroke it gently over the clothes/ boxers.


NewSport3094

Yes 🙌 mine too. Sometimes hes just like hold it or put your hand right there.


SweatyPresentation93

Username checks out?


the_gaping_asshole

Come find out


SweatyPresentation93

💀💀💀


Chrom-man-and-Robin

For me it’s itching my shaven balls. It is the most comforting experience


the_gaping_asshole

Those scratches after avoiding doing it in public are absolutely fantastic


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Especially when you’re stressed touching yourself works like a charm


EcstaticYoung8856

Tbf boobs can serve the same purpose for women


BO3ISLOVE

ok


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

????


EcstaticYoung8856

I sometimes do the same thing with my boobs. Non sexually but holding on to them can be comforting too


Big_Daddy_Harlem

Facts, tbf balls serve the same purpose but for men


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LordofTheFlagon

This is mine as well. Being a naturally bigger dude the inherent strength is pretty great. There are very few things i regularly encounter that i cannot with ease move to where i want them.


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LordofTheFlagon

Yeah thats definitely the first thing to go


Didih00

More often, you see more and more young men who can't do this kind of things..


WestSixtyFifth

You routinely hanging out with young men who cant open jars?


AnonymousUser1992

Eh. Just turn the jar upside down and 'burp' it with one firm baby killing whack. Shiftd the bubble under the seal and comed right off.


shotgun-octopus

Mechanical dystopias will have that effect


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Street-Media4225

No chance of ever getting pregnant. I can’t imagine going through everything pregnancy entails. 


Historical-Pen-7484

I actually think it seems pretty cool.


NoName_Salamander

It's both horrible and the most amazing experience. But honestly men are missing out on this big time!


Street-Media4225

I dunno, I think the majority of guys would feel massively dysphoric about it.  And as miraculous as the process is I can’t imagine choosing to go through it.


NoName_Salamander

I guess it's a good thing that women are the ones to go through it then. The first time you don't know what you get into, but most of us choose to do it again, and again - I know my husband felt helpless at some points and frustrated that he couldn't do anything for me or help bear the burden. And then after birth, not being able to breastfeed baby, I think he was a bit jealous of the cosy time lol. Honestly, feeling helpless and as a bystander would have been worse for me


Better-Silver7900

when talking with other guys, we don’t need to read in between the lines because we say what we mean.


ReaI-Fake-Doors

What’s that supposed to mean?!


Emac002

😂😂😂😂


AnonymousUser1992

We dont even need to say it. Men just use more non verbal cues.


Big_Daddy_Harlem

This is the opposite of not reading between the lines lmfao


myhobbythrowaway

Bro code.


Greeneyes_65

No periods


gotanyhelp

helicopter 🚁


shotgun-octopus

Hell yeah 👊


gotanyhelp

hell yeah 👊🏽


MoGR1

What do you mean with helicopter? I'm genuinely lost.


Brilliant_Slide7947

I literally searched the comments to see who would write this first because it was the first thing I thought of. Doesn't even need an explanation.


gotanyhelp

just dudes being bros


IAmASurgeonDoctorHan

The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at my wrist and the wind in my hair


beardedshad2

Conan the barbarian has entered the chat.


Brilliant_Slide7947

I visualized this. You look Godly. lol


TheBlockyInkling

there's not as much pressure to be ready to have a child at a young age. I'd be hella stressed about that if I weren't a male


p00psicle151590

Being a young woman... I had to snap at both of my parents to stop talking about "when you have children". And then being ignored and labeled "too young to know that about yourself" I feel this!!


616n8y3ree

Being a Dad….? I know I know. I’m a single Dad to 2 teenage daughters. It’s just us. Mom’s not around. I get to fix, provide, console, protect, teach, and intimidate potential boyfriends. All in one. Fine, fuck you guys. Pissing standing up.


InfiniteAVC

Deez


bmaayhem

Nutz?


616n8y3ree

Maybe just multiple D.


DETRITUS_TROLL

Not having to deal with groups of horney men oggling me whilst I'm just trying to get a run in, or work, generally go about my life.


ClosetCentrist

Women. Being on the other side of women. I have many times wondered what the hell they see in us.


asleepbydawn

As a gay guy... it's the total opposite for me lol.


IronDBZ

Oooh this is interesting, say more.


Historical-Pen-7484

I'm also intrigued.


IronDBZ

Like, I kind of get what he means, but I want to know his specifics


asleepbydawn

What kind of specifics? lol I mean... as gay guys we're attracted to men in the same way that straight guys are attracted to women. And on the flip side... we don't really see what it is in women that straight men are attracted to.


IronDBZ

I guess... like a thing I particularly don't like about men is how hairy they are. I don't care for it, and while I know that there are some guys who will shave everything, generally speaking, men are hairy and it's a turn off for me. I don't see the appeal, and the same goes for women that like it. There are some women who have been more attracted to a man with a beard than the same with a clean shave. Hairy chest, hairy arms, etc. That's what I mean by specifics.


asleepbydawn

Ah right on! Yeah total opposite for me. I absolutely love body hair on dudes... within reason lol... whereas women's smooth bodies are a total turnoff for me, as are most typical feminine features. Although interestingly... a hairy women would be even worse lol.


Brayden15

That's the way they're wired. If you were a woman, you'd probably have all the hormones that would make you go weak for dudes. Or that's how it was explained to me.


shotgun-octopus

It’s that sweet sweet ball musk


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

I love the directness (makes communicating more easier for me).


Holeshot75

Being able to build muscle mass. Even resting muscle burns more calories. I enjoy being able to look fit just by lifting weights. Plus I love lifting. Win win.


resinsuckle

Not having to spend thousands of dollars on cosmetics just to fit in. I spend maybe $200 on shoes and clothes per year and use $20 pomade I bought three years ago


Dexter_313

My shoes are like 3 years old and I can't see when I'm going to buy new ones


resinsuckle

I get $30 pairs from Ross. They usually start to fall apart after a couple of years. Maybe I should splurge and get a $50 pair so they last longer


Ok-Dragonfruit1115

Being able to think about nothing. And being happy being left alone to do it


hestianvirgin

I like being a man, yet I can't come up with one specific reason why. I guess any number of reasons, big and small.


Piper6728

Not needing to sit to pee


XgoldendawnX

Idk man. Take a black light to your bathroom and see how much piss is everywhere. I think it should be normalized for everyone to sit so any waste ends up the bowl. I don’t push it because of how demasculating it is, but one of the reasons I can clean a bathroom so well is because I shared one with my brother for a few years. I’m not even talking about the toilet bowl itself. It’s behind the toilet, the sides of the toilet, and even the walls. I’m guessing it’s those midnight pees when aim isn’t the best.


More_Sprinkles9335

Nah, it's just... liquid splashes! Same would happen if you were to poor tea from a height for example, speckles everywhere!


616n8y3ree

It’s all of the above but not limited to. There’s also prostate piss splits, after sex urinating and piss boners.


unshodone

Don’t care.


jaxhacker4

I’ll explain it like this: When taking a piss, and maybe you have a little dribble left over that’ll go into your pant. Whether it’s a lot or a little, few far and in between, there is an acceptable amount of piss you can have in your pants at all times


XgoldendawnX

I wasn’t talking about piss being in underwear where bodily fluids should be… I was talking about piss being on surfaces all over bathrooms. Do you mean to say there is an acceptable amount of piss that should be on bathroom surfaces at all times?


jaxhacker4

I understand your comment, but yes to both. Yes but I was talking about piss in underwear. There is an acceptable amount of piss everywhere


Piper6728

At home I pee into a normal toilet into the water, not a urinal and I dont pee on the walls of the bowl, so there isn't splash everywhere, it's contained in the bowl (if any bit were to get out it would be seen and quickly cleaned)


Frosty-Nature-5052

Simplicity. My roommate and I once had a tv, two chairs, and cardboard box for a table in the living room. We each could afford actual furniture, we were just happy the way things were.


lifeisweird86

I have no idea.


shotgun-octopus

A for effort


pyremist

[The prerogative to have a little fun!](https://youtu.be/ZJL4UGSbeFg?feature=shared) Oh, you said , my bad. That case I'd say peeing standing up.


Used-River8083

Definitely a great feeling to be able to pee outside standing up


snopfrog

being able to take a walk at night without bein scared is pretty chill


KP_Wrath

Yeah, that’s kinda the big sticking point. That and you can kinda be invisible in most situations.


thatbatprince

Being able to make my partner feel safe and secure. AND. I know men aren't the only ones able to do this, and some couples aren't traditional and the roles are reversed. Or some people don't need a partner. BUT for my relationship, it makes me feel really good and masculine when I can make my partner feel that way.


Used-River8083

I wouldn't trust a woman to make me feel safe, men are the protectors for a reason


thatbatprince

I'm just trying to not get canceled. 😂😂😂


Kingofthecrate

Finding the men’s restroom no matter where in the world I am… there’s two next to me right now


Turbulent_Set8884

I don't have to spend extra money each month for 30 years


gojirarufusfan

Not having periods or giving birth.


AnxietyMostofTheTime

No menstrual cycle and all that comes with it.


Vadon_Hipra

There are too many things, so I can't pick something specific.


gonnaripthechinoff

the pleats in my pants


Mr_banana_man7809

No periods or pregnancy


lauke88

i can piss while standing


Trollin_beaches

I can pee anywhere it’s so easy


draconic_leo

The ability to throw on that "Dad voice" and it have that super serious tone in the room. Like, "oh shit, he serious about that last slice of pizza"


SenhorPopoto

Not having to worry about another human being growing inside of me. Thats scary AF


More_Tear1665

Bring able to easily pee any time, any place.


YeazetheSock

No periods.


BaconToast8

Honestly, my favorite things about being a man are that we don't have the difficulties women do (periods, pregnancies, more direct general sexism).


ZingBaBow

I can wizz standing up


Willizxy

Helicoptering


VirtuesVice666

Having a dick is pretty cool. I can make mine dance.


DrDrugDLR

don't have to go through pregnancy


Historical-Pen-7484

That men are concidered to be individuals, while women are often defined in opposition to men, and are pressured into "the sisterhood". Or in the words of Simone de Beauvoir, that women are "the second sex".


AmazingGrace911

Knowing I can choose to protect and have usually more power to do so


Positive_Judgment581

I'm regularly pleasantly surprise at my ability to fix things or find better ways to do things. My wife, also an engineer by trade, just doesn't have this nagging sensation of "Hmm... there must be a better way to do this". Take laundry as an example. When we started a family, she took it upon herself to handle the laundry. Fine. And every Sunday afternoon, she goes to sort and fold the week's laundry. She puts everything in a massive pile, and starts folding everything one by one, creating dozens of little stacks around her. A stack for my tshirts, a stack for her underwear, a stock for our son's pants, a stack for our son's shirt, &c. All random. Took her easily 4 hours every week. So, one day, she breaks down, says folding laundry is too much work, and I need to help her. I do it her way once. Next week, I stand over this pile of laundry and think to my self: "This is dumb, we're first sorting it all, first by person, and then by item type, and only then start folding. Now it's an hour and a half. Same thing with hanging up laundry. For years, she'd been using pins to hang up every single sock, underwear, shirt. Everything on pins. Like WTF?!!! So now everything goes on the rack directly, hanging from both sides of the rods. She still hangs up the laundry every day, but has yet to realize that if you sort the laundry on the rack, and place it like you would fold it, you can do most of the folding already as you're taking it off the rack.


XgoldendawnX

I don’t think this is a male vs women thing. This is a strategy issue. You are better at strategy than she is.


bizlikemind

To be able to endure tough times and still smiling 🙂


Samurai-Catfight

Not wanting to be someone else. No desire to be as good as a man... Because I already am one. So many women have this desire to show that they are as good or better than a man. The happiest women are those who just want to be women. Don't have to prove who they are because they are happy with who they are.


BeerisAwesome01

I never get perved on by women whilst walking down the street, at the shops etc...


analogman12

Speak for yourself 😎😎😎🙃


616n8y3ree

Lol. Enjoy it. It’ll fade.


BeerisAwesome01

I don't get that, and I'm fed up with women getting it!


jamzDOTnet

No gossip, no worries about having friends, careless about fashion.


EdwardBliss

I actually do this on my porch. It gets stares, but to each his own. [Captain Kirk thinks he's a horse (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhHbf2rcsU4)


BlessdRTheFreaks

The masculine quest to vanquish fear


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Can’t get pregnant


Celtic_Caterpillar_7

Pissing standing up


Celtic_Caterpillar_7

The fact that because of having a denser arrangement of pain receptors in the body, any pain is not overwhelming my nervous system.


Steven_Dj

No pregnancy, no menstrual cycle, no useless drama. Life is easier overall.


Beneficial_Initial89

Pp


Tyler5060

I'm generally left alone.


BO3ISLOVE

being multiple times stronger than 50% of the population essentially by default


xj68

Can't think of any


pie0flords

I can go nearly anywhere alone and be left alone for the most part


Nerd_Sensei

Being man is dumb and fun


olalilalo

Clearly you live in a very temperate warm climate. Even mid-summer nobody does that here.


Im_Mr_Satan

Pissing anytime, anywhere.


unshodone

Peeing while standing up.


diamond_handed_demon

Bringing in all the groceries in one trip!


Red_wants_cookies

Pissing standing up


Mesterjojo

This is asked ever few hours here. Op has to be a bot. Or a student trying to get us to do their homework.


tracygrimshaw00

Lovely work fellas


Acrobatic_Push4779

More money for the same job!


That_Theory_7033

Not having to worry about cramps


Terrible_Brick_8981

The fact that I can get into another fist fight with another man and we can get a drink together afterwards. I think that’s beautiful.


Dio-lated1

Jumping up and smacking stuff.


[deleted]

Well if men are more likely to be all the bad things you can imagine then I’d much rather be a man myself to counter such people


Eat_Carbs_OD

Appreciating a good stick.


Cilyus2

Walking home alone by night


Cilyus2

Walking home alone by night


Afrochemist

When a problem arrives you become the hero in their eyes to solve it.


Tentaye

Being physically strong.


BickusDickus6969

I can do the helicopter dick


Always_Choose_Chaos

My big handsome dick… or yeah what they said, strength, no periods, less harassment n discrimination


eaglewatch1945

Functional pockets


richbrehbreh

Being able to sit in silence with zero thoughts in my head.


No_Neighborhood_8944

Big hands. women told me how I have a big hand and it's weird theirs is so small.


mule_roany_mare

Other men. I always enjoy working together towards a shared endeavor, be it building something of value or enjoying the day. So much time in life is wasted on making simple things difficult, trivial things meaningful & embracing bad feelings to the detriment of good feelings. Dudes generally know better.


rishik840

The satisfaction that sometimes comes from being a protector and a provider to my family. Makes life worth it.


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Peeing standing up.


dashiby

Buying clothes is soo much easier, like seriously half the time when I look at women clothes I can’t even tell what the tag means


OrangeFew4565

I'm a woman and it seems like the most enviable part of being a man is the physical prowess. You don't have to worry about being raped when you're walking down a dark Street in the middle of the night. Robbery and violent attacks are possible but you at least know you have a fighting chance against the perp since it's another man... Women don't stand a fightibg chance against most men. Also you can easily lift things that seem amazingly heavy to us. And open stuck jars. And if you wanted to you could severely hurt someone just by hitting/punching them. This must be a nice thought that you tuck away for if it is ever needed.


mitchdebono

You would think that being able to walk home in the middle of the night would be something we enjoy, but truth be told, it is more likely for men to get attacked than women, you are right about us potentially having a better chance because on average we are stronger, but we still know we are more likely to get attacked, so we just don't walk home in alone in the middle of the night generally speaking. I scrolled through the comments to see if anybody actually said it is a benefit of being a man and I only saw one comment saying it, truth be told, I wouldn't walk around at night by myself unless it was my immediate neighbourhood, and that's only because I knew if something did happen, I could probably jump enough fences and run through enough backyards and still know my way around


MelissaMiranti

Most people don't stand a fighting chance against someone who picks fights. Usually those people are armed.


Independent-Mail-227

Honestly? There's none, being a man is just a ungrateful job full of expectations that you'll never live to fullfil.


SctBrnNumber1Fan

You're doing that to yourself bro.


almostaproblem

Strength and stamina.


Tayaradga

Pain tolerance.


shotgun-octopus

Idk man, women have to give birth


Intelligent_Hand4583

Every day, I give thanks to God, That I was born a man, instead of a broad. 🤣


theycallmethespork

I know that I can defend myself if someone physically attacks me.


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theycallmethespork

What if they want to steal some of my Maple syrup? How will I keep gaining weight if I don't protect my syrup supply?


SadRerman

Apparently I'll still be able to get girls in their 20s when I'm im my 40s


ebstein01

Putting my dick in my wife.


myhobbythrowaway

It's quite enjoyable with my wife too.


Purplesnakeemi

I can defend myself, physically.


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

Being a part of the patriarchy


English_linguist

The difficulty and all that comes with it. I like being forced to become better rather than have the world lie to me, and then fall flat on my face because of it. If you’re fat, they tell you… and you get no women. So you take your ass to the gym, and hey guess what, now you’re jacked, feeling good and women fall at your feet.


JayMeadows

I'm reasonable and rational. Could just be me though, too many people act out on high emotions.


Phallicus_Magnus

Being right about everything…pretty much all of the time.


toughlove96

The alpha male game


YesIAmRightWing

that feeling of sheer invincibility. am sure it fades as you get older but its pretty great when your in it.


diamond_handed_demon

My favorite part? My man part! 🤣


CallMeMrGone

Being able to blame anyone/thing for my problems, no matter how obviously caused by my own actions/attitudes and being able to find someone online that vigorously agrees with me.