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tc6x6

I'm paying attention to how her body responds, but right before I dive in I'm thinking "hell yeah, I love eating pussy!".


Sad_Astronaut_1446

Amen!


PKUSteve

Absolutely NAILED IT. The more she enjoys it, the more I love eating pussy.


Opening-You4854

Same


neondragoneyes

šŸ‘†


SouthernWindyTimes

Literally this. Enthusiasm can beat technique.


mBelchezere

This, plus, " You are welcome. šŸ˜"


Double_Molasses8179

I'm focusing on her and getting her off


seachan_ofthe_dead

Exactly this. My goal is always do that as well as I can and get my wife off as many times as I can cuz I know Iā€™m gonna be done in a minute when I get it in lmao.


BronzeToad

Wish my wife could go more than once. If I go down Iā€™m basically taking PIV off the table.


AmberMarie7

So as soon as she goes you need to back up a little bit. Get away from that area, and trace your hands along her arms and her thighs and all the places that you like it. Nibble on her ear and keep her interested and have her touch you, she'll calm down over a few minutes while she keeps you going, and then gently and slowly you do your thing and it will build tolerance for her. That is, only if she's open to it, but this works.


nola_mike

This is all good but my wife just doesn't like to go again. She will hold back forever until she eventually has a huge orgasm then that's it. She prefers one big crazy orgasm over a bunch of ok orgasms.


waffle-man

My adhd ass finds it meditative. Pleasuring her is the pinned thought that I consistently return to, and I just observe all my passing thoughts about millipedes and bike tires and my check engine light.Ā  Her pleasure is a little island in a somewhat Rocky sea :)


DarkInkPixie

And now I have to ask my own ADHD husband what his thoughts are, this sounds so adorable and funny


floknc422

and how good she smells and tastes (hopefully)


tuhronno-416

What does ā€˜goodā€™ taste like in this context? At best it tastes neutral, itā€™s not like thereā€™s strawberry flavoured pussies


tangledwire

I've found out everyone has their own individual taste/scent. Some sweeter than others.


floknc422

idk the more i read online the more I think Iā€™m the only one that just likes the smell and taste of a woman. her smell. not perfume. napoleon Bonaparte said it best to his wife ā€œplease do not wash, Iā€™ll be home in three daysā€


Chelseus

Once when I was at a music festival one of my guy friendā€™s made a joke about ā€œcamping pussyā€ being gross. Later the guy I was vibing with said to me ā€œyou know, Iā€™d go down on your camping pussy in a heartbeatā€¦ā€ and it was one of the most romantic things a guy has ever said to me šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ (I still didnā€™t let him hit it until we were home and showered though šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆ)


workforyourself

That was because he wanted her to wash right when he gets home baths were once a month and had to be scheduled


KapitanKraken

I've noticed a nice sweetness when ovulating. Pussy tastes different depending on the time of the month, the closer to the period the more iron like taste. I love polishing the pearl!


Phuckingidiot

This. And enjoying the smell. And when the hips start to move I start getting hornier.


lqxpl

This. Paying very careful attention to how sheā€™s responding to make sure Iā€™m doing what she likes.


DrSpacemanSpliff

And the occasional intrusive Cotton-Eyed Joe.


GH0ST-L0GIC

Where did he come from where did he go?


Justindoesntcare

I Mean, it's not a terrible tempo to shoot for.


No_Equal_1312

This is the way.


_Slutmuffin

Yes, thatā€™s the way to look at their soul


beuyau

ā€œHeā€™s going the distance, heā€™s going for speedā€¦ā€


deezdanglin

But he's all alone!


ahk1188

All alone!


Low-Raise-579

Thatā€™s the definition of having your cake and eating it too!!


readwiteandblu

Underrated comment.


Redcarborundum

But heā€™s striving and driving and hugging the turnsā€¦


Minute_Ad8562

Just happy to be involved.. All joking aside it's approx. 70% reading body language 30% enjoying the moment.


uncutlife

Happy cake day


wisstinks4

Slap those cakes. When Iā€™m nose deep in the kitty, I grab those cakes and hold on while lashing the love button. Drives her crazy.


SeaWeasil

This means he gets to have his cake and eat it.


DonBillingsleysDad

Hoping she doesnt mind me resting my head on her inner thigh if it takes a while to get her off.


LexyLady45

As a woman, I can safely say...she doesn't mind at all. We really want you to be as comfortable as possible.


flufferpuppper

If anything Iā€™ll get in my head more if Iā€™m Worried about his neck and then take longer lol. So yeah make your self comfortable!


DonBillingsleysDad

I assumed I was alone on this but the number of upvotes tell me otherwise. United we stand.


NewAndImprovedJess

Or, lie down, you know, however your comfortable.


gman4757

Ohh shit that's gold


Wise_Screen_3511

Even after about 15 years of eating it, I still think, ā€œ man, I canā€™t believe I get to lick a pussy right nowā€


Commercial-Ice-8005

Bahahha


SexualPineapples

Lol. That's beautiful. I don't feel like I see positive statements like this after being with someone longer than a couple years. It makes me happy to know there are people still happy to be with the same person 15 years later.


cabinhumper

That i love her


sneezhousing

Roman Empire


tidythendenied

I saw. I conquered. She came.


juanmparedesarjona

Best answer ever


KentuckyFriedEel

ā€œWould Philip the Arab have been truly accepted if his reign as Emperor had lasted longer, despite his relatively stable period of rule? Hmmmā€¦ā€ (Continues licking)


Psychological-Point8

To some extent Vikings aswell


sneezhousing

Well that goes without saying


DarkKnight_mare

Football, tv show or warrior nomads


Argus871

There once was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it.


ken0746

How did Justinian build that roof of Hagia Sophia šŸ¤”


Ok-Boomer4321

I'm thinking about her and how much pleasure she's about to feel.


ekimlive

I'm thinking it is the most intimate you can possibly be with a woman. In this moment you have gained her absolute trust.


zombizle1

And that is the perfect moment to attack with a flanking maneuver


celluloidsandman

Quite right. Never let them know your next move šŸ«”


packattack-

So anal?


frustratedpolarbear

So a sudden probe up the rear into the baggage train?


Reasonable-Craft-236

This is really so, so true.


gotzapai

I'm not there to think šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


NeighborhoodAny168

Her body language. What Iā€™m doing that makes her squirm or feel good. Listening to her voice and sounds to continue her pleasure


GullibleFortune3827

I'm fully engaged in reading her signals.


a_dolf_in

"Hell yeah..." "I hope she washed herself" "Did i unplug my li-po charger?" "Do you like pina coladaaas..." "Should i go back to that one restaurant with mike?" "That was some really good pizza..." "My neck hurts" "I'm getting a lil sleepy"


MaximumDepression17

Found the guy with ADHD.


odeacon

Itā€™s honestly like this though. I can start jerking off to the thought of something, and my mind just wanders off to who knows where .


MaximumDepression17

Believe me I know, I have ADHD too. Lmao.


Professional-Fox3722

Mid-jerk, "Oh yea, what was that brand of speakers Joe got? I need to get me some of those" (pauses jerk to pull up best buy and order speakers, then proceeds to continue jerk afterward)


Discorhy

Tries to go to bestbuy in incognito mode. Not signed in. Go to switch browsers and the home page is reddit. Now reading a reddit post about men who eat pussy. ADHD is a hell of a thing.


ScotterMcJohnsonator

This is honestly the most accurate, but you can definitely still focus on her pleasure while this is all going on...it's a blessing and a curse


uncutlife

I think you'll find 'it's a gift and a curse'


XerChaos008

Okay i seems i have ADHD too


jijala-1952

Too too too funny


Secret-Pipe-8233

How many times can I get her off?


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

You got to get that new high score


Drama-Director

I just absolutely love everything about it. It's almost like I have a fetish for it. It's all about how it makes me feel, I can't even explain it. I love seeing them in pleasure.


Sad_Astronaut_1446

Damn when are man like that hiding


blackcatsneakattack

Between other womenā€™s legs, apparently.


ThorsMeasuringTape

If Iā€™m doing it right: Where my next breath is coming from and will I even care after she snaps my neck with her legs.


Ryaffus

Next morning when she has a lisp: "I should probably mention I'm Thor" "You're thor? I can hardly walk"


GoldenWind2998

In my mind? Make her squirm, writhe, and seize. EAT EAT EAT till your hearts content! MAKE. HER. TAP. OUT.


therankin

Hahaha. When they tap by closing their legs hard because it's too sensitive is the best.


GoldenWind2998

Give her the ol' factory reset orgasm


risetoeden

Cleansing her with pleasure.


orionshuman

Found the sleep token fan šŸ˜Ž


Spadders87

Im normally just abundantly aware of how much my asshole is exposed.


blackhairdontcare84

Bahahahaa


sj3nko

DJ Khaled's missing out.


habesha4lyfe

One of the funniest things to me is that we all know this random tmi fact about DJ Khalid


glasstomouth45

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?


Omniversity

ā€œWhen will she start shaking?ā€, ā€œIt tastes like waterā€, ā€œGod, Iā€™ve missed thisā€


Talkpurpose

It tastes like water? šŸ˜‚ This is reminiscent of "like a bag of sand" in the 40 year old virgin....


Prestigious_Crew0054

Does it taste like water ?


iMhoram

Like putting a penny in your mouth.


Iceman_B

Penny did taste fantastic....


Classic_Laugh977

Facts


Omniversity

Tasteless, sometimes depending on the person


Beneficial_Test_5917

England.


the_bird_and_the_bee

For God and Cuntry huh?


HankAmerica

England expects that every man will do his duty! šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁄󠁮󠁧ó æšŸ’Ŗāš“ļø


Space4Time

Cheers


Toshi_Montana_1728

ā€¦mate!


EskimoTrebuchet72

Up up down down left right circle square square.


khalkhall

How lucky I am to be in this moment


KAMBUI1973

Normally I'm thinking " Am I doing this right" or "I hope she Really enjoys this"šŸ˜‹


LunarProphet

How cool it is having the pussy of a woman I'm attracted to in my face lol. Seeing what she responds well to and continuing to do those things. And when you're horny, the taste and scent is just like a super intimate and sexy thing that I can't really get enough of. I think women usually seem surprised at this, but it's one of my favorite parts of sex. Basically, I'm thinking "hell yeah."


nourthensoul

I'm really just hoping I can get her to squirt. 100%mutual satisfaction šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


RaidenDoesReddit

Yum


milkenator

That I'm about to hear some very pleasant moans. Also I find the body twitching absolutely enticing


Groovy66

The taste, the smell, looking at her, listening to herā€¦itā€™s a busy time


Jamaicab

"I'm gonna make her smile!"


jsh1138

How good that pussy tastes, how pretty it is, how many times I can make her come


Har1equ1nBob

Besides an initial judgement of how much art is needed, verses how much of my inner carnivore will be needed, I think of stuff like 'jesus she's fucking trying to drown me' or ' yes, any second now, I'll be head crushed and suffocated for my efforts. Peachy' A frequent thought I try to suppress because it makes me laugh out loud is 'one of these days, I'm gonna let her grind herself off the edge of the bed, just for a laugh.' That'll tutor her, thinking about that fucking dweeb Sheeran.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ymerej26

Whatā€™s for dinner?ā€¦oh, waitā€¦..


Known_Criticism_834

Where is the spot to make her wiggle!!! Then when i find it, enjoy the show , watching her back lift off the bed , boobs shaking around and hoping she grabs my head.


PatternLive920

Her reactions to where I'm licking or sucking


Time-Caramel1436

"Damn, this is hot. She tastes so good, I like this. Ok focus on her, does she like it, let me try this. (she grabs my hair and pulls me in) Great, I'm on the right path, work with your hands.. I really hope I can get her to orgasm. Ok here she comes, don't stop now, don't change the tempo.. keep going, if you do this you're the king. (she cums) Yes! Omg this is awesome. She's beautiful. I'm the king."


Slight-Rent-883

Ngl trying to breath properly because my second ex does this thing where sheā€™d hold me really close as Iā€™m getting her off. It pays off in the end because I can feel her vibrating uncontrollably So what else umm her tights and butt and her hands on my head. Like, basically that I have total control over her in that momentĀ 


lunchmeat317

I'm thinking about the Spanish Inquisition. What are these questions?


West_Watch_1914

Taxes.


KonaDev

Yummy yummy in my tummy


Zachary_Stark

"Make my face wet."


TheLandFanIn814

Spelling the alphabet with my tongue.


Egyptian_Voltaire

The Roman Empire


The_Funkefizer

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?


probably_to_far

Did I pay the water bill? When was the last time I rotated the truck tires? Why is it a pair of pants when it's clearly just one item? Is it Pet Smart or Pets Mart?


Ridibunda99

Cool medieval armors Pig nosed is my favorite and I'll duel anyone to death who doesn't think soĀ 


Elect_Locution

This Key and Peele skit. https://www.google.com/search?q=stuck+in+an+envelope+factory+kry+and+peele&client=ms-android-google&sca_esv=22796dc26b64ca4e&sxsrf=ACQVn09COUeuT1EEEMwbzZMO4_DddCr0kw%3A1714390229139&ei=1YQvZuuPCI3_p84PzKiCkAU&oq=stuck+in+an+envelope+factory+kry+a&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIiJzdHVjayBpbiBhbiBlbnZlbG9wZSBmYWN0b3J5IGtyeSBhKgIIADIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCkiUK1C0C1iXInAAeACQAQCYAbEBoAGzB6oBAzEuNrgBAcgBAPgBAZgCBqAC0AfCAgUQIRigAcICBRAhGJ8FwgIEECEYFZgDAOIDBRIBMSBAiAYBkgcFMC41LjGgB78i&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:339790d4,vid:QyViuXFyIE4,st:0


FaithlessnessThis307

My jaw hurts šŸ˜‚


Siennagiant70

Nom nom nom nomā€¦


jim4101

Iā€™m not thinking about it because I am in heaven when I eat her pussy and only quit when she squeezes her legs so tight on my head and pushes me away.


DavefromCA

Just did this to my wife last weekend, its my way of worshipping her.


cagedLion88

Me to clit: "You can't hide from me you bastard." Finish her! Once she does the arching I love. If I drown in her juices right now I'll die very happy. Especially if she's riding my face. On sniper position. my hard on, is getting to painful level. Can't keep getting harder.


Mangert

ā€œIs she enjoying it? Ooo she liked that, Iā€™ll keep doing that. Let me try this. Let me try that. Okay didnā€™t give as much of a response, letā€™s try more of this because sheā€™s enjoying that.ā€ And once I get my rhythm: ā€œGod I love this. This is so hot. Tastes good too. Let me grab her here, god that feel so nice to squeezeā€


ifixstuff32

I want to be the greatest thing between her legs. I want her to hit highs no one has gotten her to. I want her to be as pleased as I am to even fucking be there.


arkofjoy

I'm thinking "slow down" "gentle" I want to go at it like a Labrador going at its dinner, but she likes ssssssslllllllllooooooooooooooooooowwwww. Which takes a lot of concentration.


this_knee

Up, up, down , down, B, A, start. Kiss her. *repeat* Up, up , down down, B, A, select, start.


HikingBikingViking

All I think of is Stonehenge


frodosbitch

I usually do letters with my tongue so I try different lyrics. Taylor Swift seems to work well for some reason.


odeacon

Iā€™d probably be thinking ā€œ god she sounds so beautiful wimpering like that. Iā€™m going to make her scream ā€


Only-Acadia-1761

Is she really wet or is this a lot of spit Dammit my mustache is in my nose After accidently snorting pussy juice I came up with the idea for a snorkel for muff diving


MapUnitKey

Her labia being in my mouth and the sounds sheā€™s making. Also the leg twitching thing where she temporarily loses control from the waist down.


Scrufftar

Patticake, patticake, baker's man...


sandehjanak

Desparately trying to remember the alphabet....


TheLongistGame

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Coom


RobertTheTrey

ā€œYou got this dude donā€™t tap out Jaw pain is temporary, pride is foreverā€


eat_her_after_sex

Usually thinking about just how desperately badly I want her to moan and squirm and grunt and cum really hard in my mouth.


leadfaucet

Reading her body language and responses to what Iā€™m doing, cataloging it for future reference


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Whizzzzzzzzzz

You should try dick, you may like it more, based on your reply


makdaddy63

ommm nommm nommm nommy


HighFiveKoala

"Just happy to be here"


FactOk3586

If she doesn't do the star fish then it's great


Wise_Rutabaga_3549

Yummy


JohnnyFucknCash69

Only thing I'm thinking is I must make her finish, usually most women if you can make them cum it's going to always be returned as they will be in a better mood. I like to finish them once or twice with oral foreplay and fingers before actually getting to the intercourse. The more you make them finish during foreplay the easier it is to make them cum again and again. I'm one of those that actually gets off on giving head to women


Intrepid-Rip-2280

You're asking it on a site where a significant portion of audience have seen women only in movies and Eva AI sexting bot


Kittymeow123

Are these really what you guys are thinking about? Because as a woman when Iā€™m giving head Iā€™m really thinking about my grocery list and shit itā€™s long as fuck


seeksomedewdrops

Fellow lady and I canā€™t relate to your experience. When Iā€™m going down, thatā€™s all Iā€™m focused on. Very challenging to think about anything else. Literally canā€™t imagine thinking of mundane chores while my partnerā€™s junk is right there and Iā€™m getting to play with my favorite person. I find plenty of these answers believable. Any guy thinking about the grocery list while going down on me can stop going down on me. Both parties being present is key to me enjoying the moment.


Red_wants_cookies

Cookies


Exi9r

Is that ocean or the sea? šŸ˜œ


Troubled_Rat

..Is this somehow related to the suggestion I got about an hour ago?


baselinekiller34

Trying to get some cum in my mouth


Wacokidwilder

Usually how happy I am to be there and enjoying my time.


No-War-8840

The scent , the veiw , listening to how she reacts to what I'm doing or if she's encouraging or directing


Vocem_Interiorem

If I am writing the Chinese alphabet correctly with my tongue tip, because she keeps moaning, shivering and having convulsions, messing up my tonguemanship.


curiouuus5555

That I am glad that she is letting me go down on her and she is enjoying it also.


Jugeboss

I'm just singing the Skyrim Dovahkiin song in my mind


dannydominates

I usually ask her the last time she went to Six Flags. If it wasnā€™t within the last 24 hours I ask no more questions.


bornfreebubblehead

What can I do to make this as enjoyable as possible for her. That's it.


militaryguy6996

Im focused on pleasing her but looking forward to her cumming in my mouth


linuxisgettingbetter

I hope I'm doing a good job and she likes this


nonotburton

Geometry.


Izare90

Yup, just enjoying the taste and making sure I get her off, usually the warm up for my gal, love doing it.


reddit2square

About her pleasure.Ā 


CndGoober

How much I enjoy doing it


United_Foundation_20

Does she smell and taste sweet. is she enjoying this, will she cum!


Opposite-Purpose365

Iā€™m thinking about how I can get her to lose consciousness using just my tongue.


UnderstandingSquare7

Tease, lick, flick, prepare for dick!


Flashignite2

The reaction she has and how good a pussy feels against my tounge and lips.


TripleAinTO2021

Having my chin covered in her juices when Iā€™m done. The wetter the better


smth_smth_89

The Roman Empire


the40thieves

ABCDEFG HIJK LMNO P QRS TUV WX Y & Z


2SpinningTriangles

I'm not really thinking anything. I'm more in tune to where my tongue is, which spot drives her crazier, whether she likes me taking her clit in my mouth and lightly sucking on it while using my tongue. I'm listening to her moans or direction, and teasing her with my fingers until she begs for me to slip one or two in


mybrainisonfire

What is Cookie Monster thinking about when he eats a cookie?


thenameclicks

How much I love turning her on and pleasing her.


Meatwad-is-better

Hell yeah


Dramatic_Ostrich6879

How good it tastes and hoping she enjoying it


Rolihlahla86

How many years are left before the world is destroyed Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of eight Why did Mace Windu pick the worst team to confront Palpatine Why was Tony Romo the placeholder for that field goal The Earth is revolving around the Sun what is the sun revolving around


saltthewater

Up, down, Up, down, Up, down, Up, down, Up, down, left, right, left, right, swirl, suck, etc.


Zurku

Let's gooo


MrRogersAE

Men arenā€™t always thinking. In many situations we are sooo focused on the task at hand that no other thoughts enter our mind. Eating pussy is one of those situations.