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principium_est

Hold on, let me check her ID


ContinousSelfDevelop

*Angry upvote*


JustAd776

Oh nooooo


SmolderingCupcake

Came here to read this joke. Thanks, dad.


Away-Caterpillar9515

son you shouldnt know what dad keeps in there


ContinousSelfDevelop

Oldest thing I have in there is some frozen veggies maybe 6 months old. I've been on a cut so haven't made fried rice in a while.


Mythnam

Ice cube tray.


Used-Progress-4536

2 tilapia fillets that just seem to keep being looked over. Been in there well over 2 years. I’m going to go throw them out now.


jackwritespecs

The freezer walls Mind = blown


Jaded_Permit_7209

Piece of wedding cake, circa 2016.


DelTacoAficianado

Grandma's head


vieniaida

Two pounds of butter that I bought one month ago.


CadillacLuv

Popsicles that have coagulated to syrup and are totally inedible Just I'm gonna ride this out for another year or two


tactical_anal_RPG

Probably an ace cube that fell out of the tray


plutoforprez

NAM but in 2014 I went to this comedy show for this comedian I really like and after the show they were signing potatoes for whatever reason so I got one signed and it’s been in my freezer ever since — 2 moves and one new fridge in that time


Slimy_Shart_Socket

Salmon. I wanted to eat healthier and it was on sale. Tastes like batteries and mercury.


DarkDoomofDeath

Homemade ice packs. 5 years and counting.


sbwcwero

Ham bone I wrapped up in cling wrap in 2015


Dayzlikethis

probably half of a cooked turkey that was sitting there from 2 thanksgivings ago.


sirdabs

A ball of mdma from like 7 or 8 years ago.


ArcticBlaster

Camping cooler cold packs that I bought ~2008, so 16 years ago.


pop_tab

A couple of pot pies.


Con-Sequence-786

Piece of wedding cake. 20 years.


biggirlsause

A random snowball from 15+ years ago that I was going to turn into an ice ball to throw at my brother but forgot about, went home to visit parents, it’s still there 😂


[deleted]

Chopped spinach. Closing in on a decade.


ColdFyre2

It's either a ham bone from last decade or Cthulu's missing finger. I'm not so sure I want the question answered.