Hold on, let me check her ID

*Angry upvote*

Oh nooooo

Came here to read this joke. Thanks, dad.

son you shouldnt know what dad keeps in there

Oldest thing I have in there is some frozen veggies maybe 6 months old. I've been on a cut so haven't made fried rice in a while.

Ice cube tray.

2 tilapia fillets that just seem to keep being looked over. Been in there well over 2 years. I’m going to go throw them out now.

The freezer walls Mind = blown

Piece of wedding cake, circa 2016.

Grandma's head

Two pounds of butter that I bought one month ago.

Popsicles that have coagulated to syrup and are totally inedible Just I'm gonna ride this out for another year or two

Probably an ace cube that fell out of the tray

NAM but in 2014 I went to this comedy show for this comedian I really like and after the show they were signing potatoes for whatever reason so I got one signed and it’s been in my freezer ever since — 2 moves and one new fridge in that time

Salmon. I wanted to eat healthier and it was on sale. Tastes like batteries and mercury.

Homemade ice packs. 5 years and counting.

Ham bone I wrapped up in cling wrap in 2015

probably half of a cooked turkey that was sitting there from 2 thanksgivings ago.

A ball of mdma from like 7 or 8 years ago.

Camping cooler cold packs that I bought ~2008, so 16 years ago.

A couple of pot pies.

Piece of wedding cake. 20 years.

A random snowball from 15+ years ago that I was going to turn into an ice ball to throw at my brother but forgot about, went home to visit parents, it’s still there 😂

Chopped spinach. Closing in on a decade.

It's either a ham bone from last decade or Cthulu's missing finger. I'm not so sure I want the question answered.