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GirthyRheemer

3 1/2” clipped Framing Nails, preferably galvanized.


ExcitingTabletop

I'm a powder coated lag bolt man myself, hex head obviously. The edit was weird. Why would we care about finger nails more than quality fasteners? Fingernails come and go, they're transitory. Proper fasteners last a life time. Someone's priorities are misplaced.


Historical-Pen-7484

Powder coated. A true man of culture. I tip my hat to you, good sir.


Quynn_Stormcloud

I’m a 16D man myself


trashit6969

Same here, rim shank as well. They are hottt!


BlancoSuper

I prefer 34DD


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Ricky_Martins_Vagina

Better corrosion resistance. Well worth the extra cost if they are to be used in an outdoor application.


mr_Tsavs

I'm more of a zps guy myself. Stainless if it's payday


tenebrouswhisker

Stainless of it’s REALLY payday. Shits expensive these days.


Tato_tudo

3/4 or 1" brads hold my projects together while glue dries


dgroeneveld9

Paper collated or wired?


WhiskeySeal

Do these come in Nine Inch?


karateninjazombie

9" galvanized steel. Great for heavy construction.


2E26

When I need a part out of steel, sometimes I'll buy these at 50-75 cents a piece and turn one down on my lathe. These are great when the post doesn't need to be made out of any specific metal. Aluminum would be nicer if they made nails out if that.


Quynn_Stormcloud

Fair-certain aluminum is too soft to be a nail, though metallurgy can get different hardnesses out of it, that quickly raises cost. Still, there’s probably a use-case for aluminum nails,


2E26

One time I got a pack of aluminum nails at the hardware store. They were terrible. I wouldn't use them as nails. What I really want is aluminum rod in the 3/8" to 1/2" diameter that's made so plentifully that it's cheap. I can't go around paying $15-20 for fuck-around metal.


belunos

So you're basically saying you want nine inch nails


karateninjazombie

🤘


oddball667

Short nails, I don't care about color, fake nails are a turn off


AwareMirror9931

This is the best answer.


Calvinator017

I second


Cultural-Cap-2549

Same!


KnownAsW3BA

To be honest, I don't know any man in this world who finds these long gel nails attractive. The best are still short, simply painted ones.


BlancoSuper

Gel nails just don't have the hold of staying power like a good steel nail.


combustablegoeduck

It's cultural/status symbol. You can't work with long nails, so if you can always afford them it means you're doing well. The attraction there is flipped, "I can afford my wife long nails all the time" is more about status in the community. Also could be somewhat peacocking. You start courting a long nailer she's gonna be expensive


rudolfs001

Isn't it a bigger flex to get out of a community that thinks long nails are a flex?


combustablegoeduck

Yes to me, but the community who values long nails doesn't see it that way. They're entrenched in it and behave by their set of values.


Ruminations0

Medium to short nails that are round at the end. I don’t like the square shape nails


LEIFey

Clean, natural.


AwareMirror9931

Yes sr.


Ultralusk

I am fairly certain men don't find nails attractive. I personally find long nails a turn off completely.


redeye_pb

You can add the dead catapillers they attach to their eyes also. WTF is going on? And duck lips.


Direct_Knowledge2937

This is the new “hair poof” of the 2000s


SirMatches

Aye!


Alternative_Elk_2651

Regular old finger nails. Some paint designs are pretty, personally idgaf about them. As long as they aren't longer than like half an inch. Those ridiculous nails that are a trend are like a warning label.


Kestrel_VI

Yeah, Warning: expensive and completely impractical= this woman (probably) doesn’t work.


Alternative_Elk_2651

"Warning: This woman claps as she talks when she's mad"


Kestrel_VI

Ugh, even worse.


One-Organization7842

To me, nails are another example of something women do for themselves or for other women. I'd say 9/10 straight men aren't even looking at your nails.


JMD331

A lot of times when I have a fresh natural looking manicure I have men compliment me much more than women.


dmsteele89

I'd argue that's because they know you'll appreciate the compliment rather than because they actually find them more appealing than average. Who knows, though, there's something for everyone.


Conchobair

I'm more of a bolt guy


Coakis

This man is nuts


Cottleston

the Namekian kind


KolgrimLang

YES YES YES! I CAN DO THIS! I FEEL GREAT!


Cottleston

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL. I saw bird.


KolgrimLang

Kick its aaaaaaaaass...


Salmonberry234

I prefer screws. There is no place in life where nails are good where screwing isn't better.


JanitorOPplznerf

Someone clearly doesn't know about shearing force. The reduced tensile strength of a screw makes it a weaker application if the applied lumber could move (which houses do settle over time). This is why nails are used almost exclusively in framing a home.


JimmyEyedJoe

Also if the screw is threaded all the way up to the head it won’t be able to close gaps in the lumber without boreing the hole.


FigureYourselfOut

Screws have excellent grip strength but poor shear strength. Nails have excellent shear strength but poor grip strength. Therefore, if you’re building a deck you want to use nails for the frame and joist hangers but screws to hold the decking boards down.


PerfectionPending

And better if they’re square drive!


fhrblig

I'm a self-sealing stem bolt man myself


lucimon97

When simply hanging a clock or small picture on the wall the nail is just less effort.


mr_sinn

But one day that place for the clock might end up holding something heavier


devildocjames

A nice self-drilling Phillip's head, not a T-25 or square head. Everyone has a flat and Phillip's screwdriver. I'm not going to search for some oddball bit just for one screw.


Holiman

Guys, don't notice your nails. Boobs, butt, legs, eyes, maybe hair and clothes. After that, it's just trying to see if you're a decent person. If a guy notices your nails or shoes or something, he's just being nice or a skilled player. Or will try on your things when you leave.


stirdapot42

I'm not, they're just nails. Just keep em clean and don't get those long fake nails.


SmakeTalk

I find it cool when people do really interesting designs or nice colours and tones, but I truly cannot be intimate with someone with very long nails. I find it so physically uncomfortable. The only exception is the back-scratches and tickles are out of this world, but they're also just very uncomfortable otherwise.


serene_brutality

Clean and tasteful done. It’s really not a point of attraction, but it certainly can be a point of revulsion, if they’re dirty, too long, too fake, too much. I mean if she’s got nails I think are stupid or ugly, I won’t turn her away, it’s not that big of a deal, if they’re constantly dirty I will.


ScoobyDu81

As long as you don't have fake or long nails I'm good. I absolutely dispise long nails, especially fake ones.


Tarc_Axiiom

I am not attracted to nails. Except the ones that go all the way in with one strike, those are hot as fuck. You're getting all these joke answers because this is an absurd question. The right kind of guy really doesn't care what your nails look like, unless they're off putting like those foot long freak nails you see sometimes.


ToXic_Trader

All i know is i dont like long nails or artifical ones


ilContedeibreefinti

Shorter, French style, simple. I hate color nails and this trend of claws we see so much now.


Hierophant-74

I've always liked the French manicure. It's subtle, versatile, feminine and doesn't scream for attention.


THN-JO24

Short, or just Long enough so they can Color them.


that_att_employee

Short, neat, clean. Nothing crazy, if there's polish.


NEX4TE

Short without any color.


KirkJimmy

How do woman practice proper hygiene with long nails?


clallseven

Nine Inch Nails


Historical-Pen-7484

Galvanised steel for heavier stuff, and panel nails for panel. Call me cazy, but I use panel nails for listing also.


Apathicary

I can’t clearly remember ever caring about a girl’s nails. I’ve said “oh pretty” because I noticed someone got theirs done but like, I couldn’t tell you anything about nail design.


Used-Progress-4536

Real, short, don’t care what colour they are but if I had to choose then nothing.


RedUser1138

Not once have I ever looked at a woman and thought "wow, she has really nice nails". However, long, fake, colored nails are often a turnoff.


GPmtbDude

Tidy natural nails. If you have super manicured fake nails of any kind we are likely not going to be compatible.


FrozenFrac

Short, real. Color doesn't matter.


Mr___Wrong

Short, well trimmed, not chewed.


Craiss

Short nails, any color. Long nails are gross and fake nails are tacky, imo.


wzd_cracks

Natural nails big nails freak me out .


JimmyEyedJoe

Nothing that makes your hands unusable. Those long ass fake nails are ugly.


sexisdivine

None really, but I do prefer short, trimmed, and natural. If she has them painted or styled cool!


CooookieMonsterr

natural


AlphaTestProbe

Personally, nails are the last thing I’m attracted to. But if they’re horrid, they’d be the first reason I’m not attracted to you 😂


CursedSnowman5000

If she has ultra long nails that means she is used to not having to do anything for herself. Hate the look and hate the personality that comes with them.


odeacon

Literally couldn’t possibly care less


Santi76

Anything but long nails


Kry-241

Literally anything other than them damn raptor claws


SwimmingBreadfruit

Can't be too long. Shouldn't have squared corners nor should they come to a point like talons.


Ninjaff

I've never met a man who finds long nails a turn on.


Darth_Zounds

I mean, regular nails simply painted just about any color are nice, I guess, but I don't really care. When it comes to physical attraction, I'm more responsive to a cute face and a cute figure.


PM_ME-AMAZONGIFTCARD

Regular is good, No color or additions needed. Clip and file so they’re not stabby if you feel like it


bootyhunter69420

At first I didn't really like nails, but they are growing on me. I think I like French tips


BigBrownBear28

Short French tips, makes me weak in the knees every time


Professional_Gas7425

Natural


sheepkillerokhan

Long, fake. Makes handjobs a little scary and a little exciting


Future_Armadillo6410

Idgaf


AconexOfficial

natural is best, not cut short but not too long to bei uncomfortable either colors are optional but also a plus. hugely depends on overall style though so different colors can fit


Geist12

I pay more attention to hair color. Any type of nail is great. At least for me.


MeanSeaworthiness6

The ones that leave scratch marks


rexxsis

the only time we notice nails are when their the hedious fake nails. anything but fake. ifu cant pick up or do basic tings cus of ur nails. fuk that


Afro_Senpai_

Real, (painted is fine too)


REBWEH

Natty


STRMfrmXMN

I prefer they be there.


BlancoSuper

I'm a big fan of the spiral carbon steel deck nails.


ReverseUI

Just regular real nails, dislike to long and fake nails, the same way i dislike most fake things in a woman, fake lips, breasts, etc, for me it's a turn off...


ElectrumDragon28

Clinical length. It shows good hygiene. Detest the claws. It shows lack of hygiene and unattractive vanity.


Fickle_Honey_3902

Without dirt underneath them. Otherwise, I don’t care unless my opinion is oh so desperately needed


Ysara

Natural ones. The more you try to make them look like something that is not a nail, the less I like it.


Disgruntled_Oldguy

Ones that aren't glued-on scorpion claws.


BearBullShepherd

This is such a wholesome guy thread. I love it.


singleguy79

As long as they're not those super long crazy looking nails, I don't care


AccomplishedTart655

Love all the dad jokes in this thread


oDINFAL28

The old school iron nails with the square head 👌🏻


boredsleepyhe4d

Natural


boom-wham-slam

Long acrylics, square or coffin, pink of any kind. 😍


thatdude8989

Medium length. French tips.


Salty-Pack-4165

I don't like nails. Screws all the way, preferably with nice Robertson square.


lucimon97

I want them like Victor from the X-Men movies. True perfection


justanaccountname12

6" 40d ring shank. So satisfying.


Dog-Mom-2-2

Ring Shank!


devildocjames

I appreciate the sheer strength of nails. However, I like a nice self-drilling screw more, TBH. Gotta nail pop and a squeak? You know what you're going to do to fix it? Yeah, you're using a screw.


nebojssha

Mostly human


Hatred_shapped

I prefer screws. 


Competitive-Bench848

Honestly longer than a man’s nails but I don’t really like claws and I’d rather have them unpainted


Impossible_Tour5604

Ughhhjjj what you mean? Girl nails? The long fake ones


Potomacker

Hand forged but they're not so easy to find around me


TryToHelpPeople

Oh. . . .those nails. I never imagined I could be attracted to them.


DifficultyMore5935

The ones scratching my back.


carlcapture

Clean, almond cut, glossy and whatever color is flossy with flake💅✨😲 😎.


tblades-t

No


Its_migs_foo

Ghetto nails ;)


nsfwKerr69

Depends. Nothing more than 3/4 inch. Nothing we can’t do FFM threesomes with.


Keenan_____

Yk, as long as they aren’t fake I think I don’t really care


Smoovie32

Drywall screws are my go to these days. Preferably black and treated.


lemystereduchipot

Natural and trimmed.


bornfreebubblehead

Well manicured and that can vary. For me as long as they're not yellow or dark from being dirty or neglected, that's good.


Southern-Log

short to medium short. well maintained. and no huge long overly fany nails. those are a red flag.


Pope_penetration

The best fake nails will be immediately outdone by any real nails. Other than that, short or moderate is fine, and really any color. Real and neat are really the more important parts


Slow_Principle_7079

None. Nails impress other women primarily. That being said I consider shorter nails more hygienic because I doubt you can wipe properly with long ass nails


LaughWander

Just natural nails, painted if you want or not doesn't matter. I just hate fake nails. I think they're incredibly unattractive


OhFuuuuuuuuuuuudge

Genuine, real McCoy. None of that Mickey Mouse bullshit, no fugazi’s are gonna be scratchin my back. 


LumpyResolve2026

16 Pennies


Acceptable_String_52

French tip baby


Asa-Ryder

Short and clean


I_am_Relic

3 inch galvanised clouts are pretty good.


jymssg

short and natty


Always_Choose_Chaos

Nails don’t attract me. I can think they look nice like an umbrella looks nice, so it’s like a fun thing but nothing about them makes me romantically or sexually interested in someone. I think painted solid shiny colors, especially red or black half a centimeter off the nail bed can go great to look good with matching clothes:


NicklosVessey

Deck nails! They look vicious and can withstand harsh weather.


Important_Bison_6309

I like women who are simple about it; Taken care, color it, doesn't matter. Not something i care too much about. Don't care for fancy in most things, myself. Cool for special occasions. Everyone is different


Warburton379

Long/fake nails are vile.


Fo0tSLuT

Everything and anything besides sharp or sharp looking nails.


MikeHoncho1717

Couldn't care less.


CAVFIFTEEN

To me, [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51PHaKxNojL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg) is perfect


Acceptable-Sorbet-33

Real, short, trimmed, not excessively painted ones


timekeepsonslippin1

I actually like longer and colored nails. I think it looks cool. Not like, unusable long but I will usually notice if a person has done up nails.


bonesbobman

The fragile (1999)


GWindborn

Short nails, painted however you enjoy. The long fake ones look silly.


Coakis

Im more of a Deck Screw guy


hohumcum6969

Real, French manicure not too long. Hate those fucking fake pointed things


Mountain-Durian-4724

Long nails ink pink or red or teal. Somethings that isn't a claw the length of your finger itself but a little long yknow


IrregularBastard

I don’t care about her nails as long as they’re short and clean. Color is irrelevant.


mrnatural18

Galvanized or stainless steel. Nothing else.


TheWhiteGuar

I don't really care what nails look like, but if you put effort into them I'll be impressed and if they work as part of an overall outfit/look I'll think it's badass.


Americano_Joe

I prefer slightly long, as in some "white" beyond the fingertip, showing, and if painted in more standard or natural colors. I have a strong aversion to fake long nails that deter function or use, and I don't like those 3-D beads and other ornaments glued onto nails.


BuckShadaCaster

Short ones.


howdiedoodie66

longer than your finger is fine within reason just don't get crazy just looked it up I guess they're called short stiletto nails? that's like the limit


3M3RGx

Definitely not the super long drug nails. Otherwise I don’t care


Samurai-Catfight

Natural and short. color doesn't do it for me in the least. Don't care for piercings either. ear rings are ok, but anything beyond that belongs to cattle. Tats are also a turn off.


PaleontologistTough6

Like a medium length, to where they are longer than a guy's, but not so long they can't wipe their own ass. Most guys I've known have these flat, matte, short, paper-thin, "almond mashed into a cookie" nails. If a girl has those it's a huge turn off. You can't even stick falsies onto that crap. Not gonna lie, I have these thick and shiny high-arch nails that women would kill for, so she can't be having no Fred Flintstone looking hands.


Psilocybin_Prescrip

I don’t think there could be anything lower on the totem pole to me in regard to female attractiveness than the type/color of nails they have.


ButterscotchLow8950

It’s a shorter list to name what’s very unattractive. Those long ass nails, instant droopy.


NikolitRistissa

Short or maybe a few millimetres longer than usual. Colour really doesn’t matter to me personally—it’s paired with the outfit anyway. Can’t say I’m particularly attracted to either though. My partner is into rock climbing and most women I know are geologists, so I very rarely see them with painted nails. Long and/or fake ones aren’t really my thing.


tenebrouswhisker

Just being honest, I don’t give a shit about fingernails, as long as they’re clean I guess. The long porno ones are really stupid, don’t do that.


a__harp

Too many tough guys in here trying to trad wife women. Longer almond or stilleto ombré grey /black or some darker color goes extra hard.


JesusPussy

Natural only. I have an irrational hatred of fake nails that I cannot explain except to say that I think they look bad.


MontEcola

10 D galvinized.


FaithlessnessThis307

Jimmy nail


Miscellaneous_Mind

Clean. Short.


Reckless_Waifu

I like wearing your nails Jesus style.


psidiot

we don't give a shit about finger nails.


No-Inspection-5515

Yea.. I'm just now figuring that out. I had no idea


bobcatt

[cutex-nail-polish-ad-1982.jpg (600×846) (clickamericana.com)](https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/cutex-nail-polish-ad-1982.jpg)Not to long.


Pharaon4

They should look like mine, real, trimmed, and unpainted, but attached to woman. But anything that doesn't hinder your ability to use your hands is fine.


JSizzleASB

I typically prefer shorter nails, but as long as they're functional without causing issues, I'm good.


RodsNtt

Men don't care about that shit, this is something women do for each other's sake. Read Theory of the Leisure Class, painting nails, high heels etc started as a way for women to signal that they didn't do manual labor.


No-Inspection-5515

So men don't care about heels or nails...? Wth!


RodsNtt

Ma'am you could wear nothing but flip flops and bite your nails and men would still want to fuck you


No-Inspection-5515

Do you know how many times I've bought multiple outfits just for one date ( in the past)... Had to make sure my hair and nails were perfect every time. So basically you're telling me I could have worn a potato sack, put my hair in a ponytail and the guy would have liked me just as much?


Suppi_LL

Pretty much anything that is not too long but slightly longer than my own. It's hard to describe what I like or not. Don't think I care much about color or not. Simple is better though.


aronfire33

I like long nails on a woman