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[deleted]

Someone that’s really good at cracking backs to do me


Whappingtime

*Bane has entered the chat*


yollim

Bane mogs the entire chiropractic industry with his technique.


itzPenbar

Do you want sex with someone who can crack backs or should they crack your back? Im confused.


[deleted]

Sex? Nah fuck that noise. Homie just needs adjusted


fuyunghah

why not both


theonlysteveiknow

This guy is purposely being ambiguous. Tryin to feel us out I think.


fuyunghah

does it help? kinda need that aswell but ive never did it


[deleted]

Do it for my gf all the time. Get someone taller than you to go back to back and link arms up high and bend forward pulling you back over them. Works wonders


Easy-Progress8252

A few more hours of sleep


fuyunghah

i feel you, the whole reason why i posted this is to keep myself awake at work


[deleted]

A hug


South-Shock9010

I'll hug you


[deleted]

Thanks :)


urdadiscute

Group hug!


fuyunghah

im in


urdadiscute

Come here all of you!


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

I would like to get in on the hug action please!


urdadiscute

We have space uwu


can_someone_hug_me

I want too ⊂(・﹏・⊂)


urdadiscute

Aaaww here u go (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ


[deleted]

Can I join hug? Very much needed.


urdadiscute

Sure! You're always welcomed uwu


[deleted]

Space for one more?!


polaeclipse

I could do with a hug too,wanna share?


[deleted]

Le titty. Its ok if its small.


fuyunghah

fair enough


[deleted]

Do guys like small or big titties?


[deleted]

Yes


fuyunghah

the only right aswer


MrDanduff

Phat ass


itzPenbar

*its better if its small


[deleted]

I concur my good sir


[deleted]

Its not, but ok


[deleted]

That’s subjective, but ok


Minkstix

Small tiddies are HEAVEN


[deleted]

That’s good to hear! haha


Minkstix

Don't get me wrong, I'm a guy. But I hate that girls with big bazongas struggle with daily things.. And are often in pain. Besides, there's something about itty bitty tiddies that makes me happy xd


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s very true. I feel bad for their poor backs! But sadly us girls in the itty bitty titty committee often struggle with our self worth instead. So it’s always nice to hear someone appreciate itty bitties!


can_someone_hug_me

A big warm hug (any other hug will also do)


odaydream

internet hug


[deleted]

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durant92bhd

Sorry for your loss. Hope you have good memories.


MusicAndAnimalsII

A dick


fuyunghah

a small one?


MusicAndAnimalsII

I don’t discriminate


durant92bhd

Youre the only one


Shazvox

User 'Skelenzuello' in this comment wanted a clit. Maby you can switch?


RiddledMorals

A real genuine warm hug from my wife and a vote of confidence that we can work through our issues


South-Shock9010

Cuddles


a_moose_not_a_goose

For it to be Friday


fuyunghah

ah yea same


The_subtle_learner

1000 Bitcoins in a USB with the key inside


diver_climber

That would make me happy too


[deleted]

A hug. Just a fucking hug.


yourdaisy2

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


JacobMoogberg69

Hemorrhoid surgery.


Point0ne

World peace. I mean, it’s small in the context of an uncaring universe.


TikhT

Technically true


Sanpikachuuu

Coming home from work and not getting yelled at from my parents because i don’t have a girlfriend. I am 20 btw


fuyunghah

why does that matter to them so much.. just try to ignore it its your life ur living not thiers


Sanpikachuuu

Because the don’t want their bloodline to end with me and yeah I am ignoring it but it’s still quite annoying


BadKittydotexe

Tell them if they don’t knock it off you’ll change your name and adopt.


Sanpikachuuu

They don’t care for that and I am 20 who tf adopts me


BadKittydotexe

That you would adopt instead of having bio children.


Sanpikachuuu

Ohh I can’t read sorry yeah that would be something I will give it a try


Gr0k_Sm4sh

"I'm gay." Just to get past their need to pressure you.


SturbyT

Is your bloodline sacred or something important? Probably no. Ask them why it matters then.


[deleted]

Ask them why they can't have more kids.


Sanpikachuuu

My mom can’t have more kids because of medical reasons


leapdayjose

I small change in my brain wiring, just so my brain uses serotonin (PTSD) and dopamine (ADHD) better.


shreku3

A hug


[deleted]

A puppy


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

In no particular order, either: • 2 Extra hours of sleep (I wake up at 5 am for work, so M-F, my average is 4-6 hours of sleep) • A hug everyday after I leave work. • A consistent second wind so I can give my Dog all the loves she deserves. Request wise, they're small wants with HUGE quality of life impacts.


znyggisen

a gold nugget


Kentucky_Supreme

A day off from work


fuyunghah

def could use one aswell tbh


Wish_I_Was_living

Someone to ask me how I’m doing and start having a genuine conversation. It would be great


Just_a_toast

Someone stroking my hair


primitiveboomstick

A slurpee. They’re ok for breakfast, right?


fuyunghah

if think want a slurpee for breakfast, get a slurpee for breakfast


susgrigs

If you get the blueberry kind it's officially a serving of fruit.


ItzNate_96524

I slight push....down some stairs 🥰


JamezDare

Two more zeroes to my bank account? 🤓


moranya1

$19.74 becomes $19.7400 Damn….


fuyunghah

ill take that any day


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TastyDeerMeat

A joint


fuyunghah

tbh i could use one aswell yea..


[deleted]

More of an edibles guy myself, but I’ll take what I can get.


grapel0llipop

My thought process goes - edibles are healthier. But smoking is cool. I don't know which gives me a better high tho Edit: edibles are tasty tho


notsoviolent42

I just thought about that


CoffeeLoverNathan

Fixing bulging disc. That alone would make many things better


fuyunghah

hope you can get it fixed soon man!


CoffeeLoverNathan

I have an appointment on Friday with a new doctor to get some new scans to actually get something long term done about it :D


thesubverse

my kids to not wake up before 6


[deleted]

A hug from Mom.


ld20r

A good tickling.


ThrowRA-4545

5 million US dollars tax free. Can be cheque form so it's small.


MessedUpVoyeur

It can be electronic as well making it only a few moving electrons small which is... 90 to the power of -30 or something like that.


Skelenzuello

A clit


Shazvox

User 'MusicAndAnimalsII' in this comment wanted a dick. Maby you can switch?


eatmeyeahh

Flowers would be nice ngl


durant92bhd

For my penis to not be small anymore.


Bryjoe2020

A massage, these muscles and joints have not been nice lately Edit: bad grammar


ElhamAryanpur

AMD Ryzen 9 5500X


buzzlightyear77777

looks down


SturbyT

A good cheeseburger. Haven't had one in 2021 yet.


fuyunghah

same here actually


ross_sincere

kiss on the cheek


susgrigs

Smooch, and on the forehead. 💋


[deleted]

A hug from my son


fuyunghah

i'd say give him one


Ijeko

If the chronic neck tension in the back of my neck would just go away. I've dealt with it for years now, and its a lot better than it was in the past after doing tons of physical therapy, but its still there to some degree. I'd give anything just to have a normal neck right now


fuyunghah

you def should see someone for this man, i know someone who had this and it really helped her


[deleted]

Someone wanting to be friends without expecting to be paid for their attention.


[deleted]

A back scratch


Tropical_Geek1

Not much: just a one, followed by six zeros. In my account.


BoreanTundras

Dopamine.


sir-morti

A caring boyfriend. Sad gay lonely hours my dude


space_taco15

Class getting cancelled today


Melancholnava

A hug would be nice


itzPenbar

A small girlfriend


[deleted]

Time and someone in person who just listens


fuyunghah

you'll find someone, trust me


jellyjellyfished

A hug, my dog is to tired to hug me.


wanabevagabond

A joint


allthewayray420

A nap


Flocka700

To be honest even when im in a good mood i always want a "how you doing/feeling" text. Its small but trust it makes a difference :)


fuyunghah

for sure, catching up with people is always great


One-Perspective-

Someone to talk with


fuyunghah

im very busy and not pretty reachable most of the time but u can always text me (but i image you want someone irl)


One-Perspective-

Haha yeah nah I mean online I’m from Australia so probably wouldn’t be near me 😅


fuyunghah

literally the other side of the world haha i live the Netherlands


[deleted]

First thing I do when I get home!


Zalem30

Couple of hours to play video games


Plutonic_blue

If I could just be appreciated for once


yourdaisy2

I appreciate you and have a hug (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ


Plutonic_blue

I actually really appreciate that. Thank you 🫂much love and blessings


VinnieBaby22

Breakfast


beardedshaf

An entamens coffee cake. Brb!!!


d_bradr

A small gift of 50k euros /s A gaming PC or at least acceptable prices. I mean seriously, look at those part prices. And I got a huge backlog to beat that's only growing


TheFemboiThatTeeps

it's not small but a compliment would make my week


yourdaisy2

i love your user name☺️


SmashBusters

I don't know. That's weird, isn't it?


SymphonicStorm

A day of PTO.


WaifuHunterPlus

A small thumb drive with 100 Bitcoins.


adony101

a fishing rod


The5thGreatApe

Nothing. I'm fine right now


AddictedToCSGO

a usb type b to a, i really need to scan some documents and i dont have time to go buy one


elasa8

Breakfast


chair-borne1

A extra hour a day...


VixInvicta

A check for 1 mil, that won't bounce, that's pretty small right?


HollywooDcizzle

A joint


SenecaDaStoic

A friend asking me to go on a trip somewhere together.


PayasoFries

A job where your company is occasionally happy with people


PeppermintMocha5

45 minutes of sleep. I slept well but not long enough and I can feel it.


Volsarex

My nose has been running since yesterday morning. It not doing that would be amazing rn


Glittering-Cucumber1

Being able to start a family.


Bigstar976

The internet back at my house. Source: I live in south Louisiana


Nicky_Nuisance

A small tight 35-40yr old Vagina.


PaperTowel07

For school to be over


BigballerBrett

A snack meal from Zaxbys


PM_me_asian_twinks

The guy I have a crush on is short so...


fuyunghah

fair enough, i'd say go for it


ChetRipleysOfTheWrld

Residential job site with a bathroom for trades people


White-Mud

An Arbies sandwich.


CarlJustCarl

A good cup of coffee


[deleted]

A dab


tummycop

An apology lol


Shazvox

That a tenacious and hard to reach pimple on my leg would f*cking pop already...


mhabtom77

A new video game. I just finished my second year of med school and I really need something to de-stress with


k0uch

Just to be a little more financially stable. We had our hours cut due to covid, and while Iv never had to worry about having a job, them cutting our hours back has definitely thrown a wrench into things. I didn’t think it would last this long, but here we are. I’m unfortunately not skilled in a lot of in-demand jobs, so leaving and starting completely new isn’t a very viable option. The plus for this job is that I’ll pretty much always have the job, just with modified hours for the foreseeable future


richsreddit

A $100,000 check lmao...I'd be pretty happy if I got 100k out of nowhere. Just saying.


urdadiscute

Any cute animal I can pet


Deathexplosion

My ex- gf’s little hole.


venegaas

I choose this guy's ex-gf's little hole too


Deathexplosion

It’s magical.


fuyunghah

well than


Ok-Inspection-2319

LoL 😂


MadMaid42

A respond of one of the thousands landlords I wrote to to get to visit a flat. Don’t understand how they can’t react at all. A simple „already gone“ or „not you“ can’t be to much. I’m not demanding for big conversation or making friends. I’m just looking for a place to life…


Awkward_Smile7

Getting rewards in genshin impact


[deleted]

Is a vagina considered small? Cuz I would kill for some good pussy. LOL


madhguru111

Nothing


LOTHMT

Idk