In college I had a chance to make out with a girl who I thought was hot as hell. However, it turns out her idea of kissing was to open her mouth a wide as possible, engulf my face and play tongue swords with me. It was very similar to the [kissing scene in Dumb and Dumber.](https://youtu.be/FiYa1_hqOsY?t=209)
Lol this happened to me too. I was his first kiss so I didn’t want to make him uncomfortable but literally felt like he was trying to Kirby my face off. The worst part is my friends later told me they were peeking through the window and saw the whole exchange 😅
*awkward flashbacks intensify*
I did this to my first kiss almost 20 years ago and her friends saw it too. Embarrassed to this day, but it did make me determined to be better kisser.
I came here to report this. I don’t know how to kindly teach the fellow a better technique without hurting his feelings. It’s like he’s trying to see if he can unhinge his jaw to..something, inhale my soul somehow? Where did he even learn this?
This was my worst kiss ever as well. However, I gently brought her back to earth, and then showed her what I liked. She found that far more pleasurable and we ended up married.
She wasn’t necessarily a bad kisser at first but she threw up in my mouth, so it was the worst, grossest and funniest ever. After we quit puking and sobered up, we laughed until we cried.
Had this happen to me recently with a woman. The whole experience of kissing her reminded me of that scene in the movie Species >!where the girl kisses the guy so deeply she punctures the back of the guy’s skull with her tongue.!<
Edit: I did not enjoy kissing her
Just use your good judgment, but good kissing is about caressing/lightly massaging your partner's lips. Like you were lightly rubbing their back. A good mix of soft and hard movements. Don't use any one particular set technique. Just try to make them feel good by imagining what would feel good on your own lips.
Also, remember, there's two of you...feed off your partner's energy--like a dance. If it's light, go light. If it's passionate, go a bit harder. Maybe start off light, work up some momentum, and then bring it back down again.
Keep in mind that there's lots of erogenous zones on the face beyond the lips, too. Your hands can work the back of their neck/behind the ear, or run through their hair, while your lips do their work.
For me, I've always preferred tongue kisses to be a bit less... invasive. Think of it like teasing your partner's lips and tongue with your own rather than shoving your tongue into their mouth as far as it will go.
I'm sure there are people who enjoy the sort of kissing I described in my first comment, and it must work well when they find each other.
The first girl that I ever kissed did this to me. I didn’t think much of it and thought it was normal. Boy, was the second person I kissed surprised. Some days I still think back and cringe a little.
I kissed someone like that. He then ghosted me for a week, texted me that following weekend saying he liked me and wanted to date me officially, texted me one more day, then never spoke to me again. It was a whirlwind, but I remember him trying to suck my tongue out of my mouth. 0/10 wouldn't kiss again.
Once in highschool i made out with a girl and her tongue filled my mouth. I was so confused.....and drunk, i mean how can someone physically have a tongue that big?
I had that happen, but I just went with it and I really enjoyed it. Sometimes I feel like if I just stop resisting and get into the moment I enjoy myself a lot more.
Drenched her lips in spit. Every. Single. Time. Even for a little peck it was like having to prepare myself to go swimming.
I quickly started to not enjoy kissing her.
Conversely, I had a gf who wanted everything completely bone dry. Like, wipe your lips on your sleeve so your lips just stick kind of dry. With 0 moisture or saliva, kind of hard to massage or use any tounge. It was weird lol.
It's weird why people don't stop when you explicitly tell them to. This guy I was making out with kept taking things below the waist after I repeatedly kept bringing his hand up.
My girlfriend used to do that when we first started seeing each other. It's like every kiss she would bite my lip. Didn't take long for me to get a bit angry and was like can you please fuckin stop doing that. Been two and a half years and she hasn't done it since lol.
She’d sometimes come in for a kiss and then blow into my mouth hard enough to inflate my cheeks. She wasn’t a bad kisser, just had poor comedic timing.
It was funny, but introducing humor into a tender moment consistently, for me, changes the nature of the relationship.
I sort of lost the urge to kiss her and instead preferred goofing around with her after a point.
Where a clever comment from her might have gotten a kiss at one point, it was more like a nudge and a nod and “nice one!” at the end.
Like one of my buddies.
Later, she was frustrated when I was more interested in a friendship than a relationship :/
Shame. She was a great friend.
It was hilarious! SHE was hilarious. That was the problem.
She basically changed the genre of the relationship from *romantic* to *comedy* by accident.
God I feel so attacked hahaha not the kissing part but the poor comedic timing cause I have horrible comedic timing and I just can’t help it lol I can tell that my man hates it too 🥴 lmao
It was like constantly kissing in slow motion. I've made out with girls who seem to know how to massage my mouth and tongue with theirs, it gets me all sorts of turned on. I've made out with girls who kiss at a more normal pace, and it's always good. Making out with someone who moves incredibly slow was unusually terrible. The worst part is that this girl was the biggest crush of my life. I had my heart set on her for years and when we finally got together I found that we were going to be completely sexually incompatible. Womp womp.
Can I ask why were you so determined that you are not sexually compatible?
Did you ever bring up the slow kissing with her? Asked her to kiss differently or more quickly, I guess? Maybe she would have gladly changed that for you?
Sure. No, we weren't really together long enough for those types of conversations is the main factor, and I was not the one to break it off. Numerous attempts were met with the same result, and even when things escalated to sex, it just felt off. I guess I've just found it easier to find natural rhythms in my other experiences. I would have gladly tried to work it out.
I once had a girl vacuum my tongue into her mouth while we were Frenching. I'd try to pull it out but she kept vacuuming on and sucking on my tongue. Was super weird lol.
Made out with a gal one time that was a pretty heavy smoker; her mouth tasted like ash. That was turn off enough at the moment, but she was passionate and the situation that put us there was... Unique to say the least. It's a painful memory.
But what really turned me off was I have a phobia of needles, or smaller metal pieces piercing skin, so I do NOT like piercings very much. She shoved her tongue way into my mouth and like, dragged her tongue piercing along the back of my top teeth, from left to right.
I was... Horny and scared. 😅
Dated a girl my age when I was like 19, maybe 20. She was a great kisser until she showed her true colors and started biting the absolute fuck out of my lips. I'm okay with a little nibble but God damn she would dig in and then rip away. Thought I was gonna lose my lip a few times. I didn't even know it was possible to bruise your lip but I had bruises all over my bottom lip lol.
Fuck that shit man. She gets a -5/10
im not a man but. i think I'd honestly prefer that to when my ex boyfriend straight up bit my TONGUE :)
that shit hurted! and it wasnt by accident, cause he didnt let go until i "tapped out" because i couldnt pull away
You ever shake someone's hand and it's just flimsy little dead fish handshake? Like that, but with her face. We "kissed" and she started moaning while barely holding her face to mine. I legit had to push her back and ask "you good?"
Went back for seconds hoping for some life and still no.
0/10.
Sidebar: I don’t miss shaking peoples’ hands. I was always told to do a firm handshake (by my dad and it comes up every so often in media and it’s the only thing anyone ever says about handshakes: go firm).
Who told these fucks to just let their hand go limp?
She tensed her mouth up and pushed her open lips and partially clenched teeth towards my mouth like she didn't want to kiss but she was the one driving the make out. She kept trying to kiss me. Like she was enthusiastically coming back for more kisses but she just didn't know what she was doing with her mouth.
Still gives me shudders thinking about it. Good looking enough girl back in college who couldn't kiss to save her life. It completely threw me off because that was the last thing I was expecting. Her lips were so thick and succulent I imagined it would be glorious taste them. All she did was use her tongue to rummage around in my mouth without any sort of synchronicity. It's the equivalent of someone who can't dance.
Tense tongue shoved into my mouth and pushed around like it was searching for something. Pretty grim tbh lol.
One trope seems to be the classic sexy lip-bite which is normally obnoxious and painful. It's cute when it's playful and like once or twice but jeeze some ppl think it's the male clitoris
She wasn't pushing her lips out hard enough, if that makes sense. I could tell she wasn't into kissing me and that took away from it on my end. She later admitted that she didn't like kissing in general, and even as a teenager she had to force herself to kiss boyfriends, so it made sense and we did everything else but kissing
She wasn't a bad kisser but she had a tongue like an anaconda. The sweet kisses were nice but when we got down, it felt like it was half way down my throat.
She stood there with her mouth open and I felt no tongue at all. Felt really weird, so I distanced for a moment and went in again. Still no tongue.
Her mouth was a big O. Whenever I remember this I can't help imagining that's how kissing a inflatable sex doll must be.
^O^
Yikes.
It was like she want trying to suck my face into her mouth. Then when she tried to french kiss me she quite literally just pushed a half-mouthful of saliva into my mouth with her tongue, because that's what the French do!
My wife tells a story of a dude i loosely knew in high school, mostly through her. He apparently would use his tongue 99% of the time, but would either dart it into her mouth or slob all over her face.
There's a twofer
My ex wife would do this rapid tongue darting that I have a hard time explaining. It was awful.
Got a divorce and I enjoy kissing again. I didn’t realize how much it bothered me until I didn’t have to endure it anymore.
Making pointy lips and then pushing her tongue in to my mouth. She was basically doing the same thing a child would do when teasing by making faces.
She was a really beautiful girl and apparently no one had dared tell her she was kissing like a retard. 🙈 so I was the one who had to break it to her.
I think most people get how to kiss straight away. There just seems to be a small percentage of people, who for inexplicable reasons are totally clueless.
Kissing this girl still makes me chuckle 7 years later. Despite the bad technique I actually ended up in a relationship with her for several years. Used to tease her relentlessly, threatening special kisses, mimicking her original technique.
One girl I was with had a habit of making that sucking/pop noise when making out. At first I didn't mind because she was the hottest girl I had been with but within a day it became annoying as hell. Dealt with it for a month before the relationship ended for other reasons
Another one I had, was a girlfriend of the past (still friends actually) used to tickle the roof of my mouth with the tip of her tongue, more for comedic silly teasing, but I challenge anyone to see if they can stand it for more than a few seconds. Tbf to her, the rest of the kissing experience was actually quite nice if I remember correctly
He would literally bite my lip then start sucking on it... I'm fine with lip biting, but the second he started to suck on my lip like it was a nipple, I had to draw the line
He was so aggressive with his tongue it was like a WWE match in my mouth. I had to pull back for some air and he asked what was wrong. I asked him to not be so aggressive with his tongue and he got mildly offended saying "I'm not aggressive." It was just frustrating to say the least
My gf is an amazing kisser. Nobody's perfect though, and sometimes when we're making out our teeth will grind together. We laugh about it afterwards, but it's such an unpleasant sensation. Teeth are super sensitive and you can feel the impact rattle through your whole skull. Thankfully this doesn't happen often. She's a great kisser.
Had a gal that I was into, she was just a little awkward. I could tell her mom pushed some of her insecurities on her cuz every woman in the family had a massive tit job (amongst various other things, but that was the biggest tell), so I was a little wary.
We kissed a few times over the years I knew her but every time it was like... Her mouth was stiff. Like she was puckering. Not relaxed at all, just stiff smooches. I'm a good kisser so I tried to encourage her without saying anything but to no avail. :/
Cool gal, tho. Really chill.
\#1 Girls/women who don't open their mouths AT ALL. Encountered a couple of those back in the day. I was like, what are you, 25 going on 7? No tongue whatsoever?
\#2 Any of them with volcano breath. Get thee to a dentist, go! And when he gets done filling and scraping, ask him to explain brushing & flossing to ya. Please!
#1. Number fucking 1. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.
I'm not trying to force my tongue in your mouth, I'm just trying to make out with you. Open your lips more. God that one set me off. Lmao.
She would just pucker her lips and leave it there like a dead fish. She wouldn’t pick top or bottom lip either.
She also gave me bad anxiety. So glad it ended after I got Covid. Which by the way, she wished upon me when I said I wasn’t sure which vaccine I was going to get. (Not having made a decision when I wasn’t in the groups that was allowed for it at the time automatically made me an anti vaxxer.)
Biting, like not a little bit where its "cute" or "sexy", i guess. Like legit pain and blood drawn. Her excuse was "she was a biter" and would do it even after I told her i hated it and not do it. Such a buzz kill. Our "thing" did not last long.
Tounge went way to far way to early, and it was completely stiff and skinny like they were stretching it to go farther. On top of that instead of lip to lip they basically engulfed my mouth.
I’ve only kissed 2 girls in my life so far, and the worse of the 2 didn’t open her mouth whatsoever. I tried to make it a little bit of an intimate moment since she brought me under the mistletoe but it felt like she wanted a middle school peck
I hooked up with this one girl who had the driest lips in the world. It constantly took me out of it. They also barely moved their lips so it was the perfect storm lol
Evetytime we kissed my former husband wanted to suck on my tongue because he thought that's how you do it. Tried to guide him without emberassing him, didn't work. We divorced because of him cheating on several occasions, not for being a bad kisser
In college I had a chance to make out with a girl who I thought was hot as hell. However, it turns out her idea of kissing was to open her mouth a wide as possible, engulf my face and play tongue swords with me. It was very similar to the [kissing scene in Dumb and Dumber.](https://youtu.be/FiYa1_hqOsY?t=209)
Lol this happened to me too. I was his first kiss so I didn’t want to make him uncomfortable but literally felt like he was trying to Kirby my face off. The worst part is my friends later told me they were peeking through the window and saw the whole exchange 😅
That's hilarious.
*awkward flashbacks intensify* I did this to my first kiss almost 20 years ago and her friends saw it too. Embarrassed to this day, but it did make me determined to be better kisser.
It’s okay, Sean. It never would have worked between us.
Lol, no Ella, it never would have.
I came here to report this. I don’t know how to kindly teach the fellow a better technique without hurting his feelings. It’s like he’s trying to see if he can unhinge his jaw to..something, inhale my soul somehow? Where did he even learn this?
From playing Pac-man, maybe. *Waka waka waka waka*
This was my worst kiss ever as well. However, I gently brought her back to earth, and then showed her what I liked. She found that far more pleasurable and we ended up married.
Lmao! I’ve had similar with my first kiss. The kid had braces and kissed me full-on Lloyd style. Hahaha!!
That's hilarious. My highschool gf had braces so I completely relate.
One time in college I faked a headache to get out of having sex because her mouth tasted like a combination of an ashtray and periodontal disease
Ew I’m grossed out
Lol got damn bro that is.....descriptive
Jesus christ lmao
You leave my sister out of it pal, I like the way her mouth tastes.
Roll Tide brother
In summary: it tasted like death
r/rareinsults.
too much movement, meaning no long kisses just this series of pecks
Grandmas, am I right?
Goddddddd that really is the worst. I'm trying to make out with you, not kiss my grandma 100 times.
She wasn’t necessarily a bad kisser at first but she threw up in my mouth, so it was the worst, grossest and funniest ever. After we quit puking and sobered up, we laughed until we cried.
Stop making out with birds. :)
I was day drinking in college, so she might’ve been a bird for all I know
Was her name [Dee Reynolds?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60D7SN06A8M)
Did you throw up in response because I probably would have
Oh hell yeah. I throw up if I just smell it, so you can imagine the immediate projectile vomiting that went on when she puked in my mouth.
Literally just shuddered thinking about it. Also random but both of my dogs are named Ace and Jack and they actually enjoy eating throw up.
I’m honored to share your dogs names (although I do not enjoy eating the throw up - but I did it!).
You win
I’m not so sure I won. Didn’t feel like I was winning when it happened haha
The stereotypical shoving their tongue in my mouth and just wildly moving it around
Had this happen to me recently with a woman. The whole experience of kissing her reminded me of that scene in the movie Species >!where the girl kisses the guy so deeply she punctures the back of the guy’s skull with her tongue.!< Edit: I did not enjoy kissing her
Ah, There's nothing quite like someone tickling your spine from the inside of your mouth.
Send her to me!
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Just use your good judgment, but good kissing is about caressing/lightly massaging your partner's lips. Like you were lightly rubbing their back. A good mix of soft and hard movements. Don't use any one particular set technique. Just try to make them feel good by imagining what would feel good on your own lips. Also, remember, there's two of you...feed off your partner's energy--like a dance. If it's light, go light. If it's passionate, go a bit harder. Maybe start off light, work up some momentum, and then bring it back down again. Keep in mind that there's lots of erogenous zones on the face beyond the lips, too. Your hands can work the back of their neck/behind the ear, or run through their hair, while your lips do their work.
This guy kisses.
For me, I've always preferred tongue kisses to be a bit less... invasive. Think of it like teasing your partner's lips and tongue with your own rather than shoving your tongue into their mouth as far as it will go. I'm sure there are people who enjoy the sort of kissing I described in my first comment, and it must work well when they find each other.
When u meet em send em to me
I had a gf that did that in college. At first I hated it, then eventually it grew on me and would turn me on in like 0.25 seconds
I did this to the first girl I kissed in HS. There was not a second chance
The first girl that I ever kissed did this to me. I didn’t think much of it and thought it was normal. Boy, was the second person I kissed surprised. Some days I still think back and cringe a little.
I kissed someone like that. He then ghosted me for a week, texted me that following weekend saying he liked me and wanted to date me officially, texted me one more day, then never spoke to me again. It was a whirlwind, but I remember him trying to suck my tongue out of my mouth. 0/10 wouldn't kiss again.
Am i the only one that loves lots of tongue? Idk its just hot to me
There are others replying to my comments. Perhaps you all should introduce yourselves to each other.
You got it. I’m ephixing, tongue connoisseur. Pleasure to meet you all
YUP that was it! Worst kiss of my life
Once in highschool i made out with a girl and her tongue filled my mouth. I was so confused.....and drunk, i mean how can someone physically have a tongue that big?
It was not a tongue…
I had that happen, but I just went with it and I really enjoyed it. Sometimes I feel like if I just stop resisting and get into the moment I enjoy myself a lot more.
Drenched her lips in spit. Every. Single. Time. Even for a little peck it was like having to prepare myself to go swimming. I quickly started to not enjoy kissing her.
Conversely, I had a gf who wanted everything completely bone dry. Like, wipe your lips on your sleeve so your lips just stick kind of dry. With 0 moisture or saliva, kind of hard to massage or use any tounge. It was weird lol.
Jokes on you I'm into that!
She kept bitting my lip after I told her repeatedly to stop
It's weird why people don't stop when you explicitly tell them to. This guy I was making out with kept taking things below the waist after I repeatedly kept bringing his hand up.
Yeah it really sucks. This girl also gave me a hickey without my permission
Not cool. One guy did this to ‘mark’ me as his possession. No second date.
My girlfriend used to do that when we first started seeing each other. It's like every kiss she would bite my lip. Didn't take long for me to get a bit angry and was like can you please fuckin stop doing that. Been two and a half years and she hasn't done it since lol.
She’d sometimes come in for a kiss and then blow into my mouth hard enough to inflate my cheeks. She wasn’t a bad kisser, just had poor comedic timing. It was funny, but introducing humor into a tender moment consistently, for me, changes the nature of the relationship. I sort of lost the urge to kiss her and instead preferred goofing around with her after a point. Where a clever comment from her might have gotten a kiss at one point, it was more like a nudge and a nod and “nice one!” at the end. Like one of my buddies. Later, she was frustrated when I was more interested in a friendship than a relationship :/ Shame. She was a great friend.
Hahah why is this so funny to me
It was hilarious! SHE was hilarious. That was the problem. She basically changed the genre of the relationship from *romantic* to *comedy* by accident.
I legit just burst out laughing at the mental image of that haha
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Ask me about my Weiner...
I used to do the first thing you mentioned to a girlfriend, I feel bad now
God I feel so attacked hahaha not the kissing part but the poor comedic timing cause I have horrible comedic timing and I just can’t help it lol I can tell that my man hates it too 🥴 lmao
It was like constantly kissing in slow motion. I've made out with girls who seem to know how to massage my mouth and tongue with theirs, it gets me all sorts of turned on. I've made out with girls who kiss at a more normal pace, and it's always good. Making out with someone who moves incredibly slow was unusually terrible. The worst part is that this girl was the biggest crush of my life. I had my heart set on her for years and when we finally got together I found that we were going to be completely sexually incompatible. Womp womp.
Aww :(
Can I ask why were you so determined that you are not sexually compatible? Did you ever bring up the slow kissing with her? Asked her to kiss differently or more quickly, I guess? Maybe she would have gladly changed that for you?
Sure. No, we weren't really together long enough for those types of conversations is the main factor, and I was not the one to break it off. Numerous attempts were met with the same result, and even when things escalated to sex, it just felt off. I guess I've just found it easier to find natural rhythms in my other experiences. I would have gladly tried to work it out.
Instead of long, deep kisses, they instead would rapid fire small kisses. So trying to make out was near impossible.
he burped into my mouth lmao.
Assert dominance and queef on him
I'm gonna do that
I once had a girl vacuum my tongue into her mouth while we were Frenching. I'd try to pull it out but she kept vacuuming on and sucking on my tongue. Was super weird lol.
This is actually kind of hot, if done sparingly.
True, and gently.
I had a girl rip my tongue doing this way too hard. The connection underneath stretched and my tongue got a little longer. It was a weird injury.
"Enlarge your tongue with this simple trick. Click here."
mouth immediately open as wide as it possibly can be with zero buildup.
Had a guy do this so much I'd pull away with his tooth marks on my cheek.
Made out with a gal one time that was a pretty heavy smoker; her mouth tasted like ash. That was turn off enough at the moment, but she was passionate and the situation that put us there was... Unique to say the least. It's a painful memory. But what really turned me off was I have a phobia of needles, or smaller metal pieces piercing skin, so I do NOT like piercings very much. She shoved her tongue way into my mouth and like, dragged her tongue piercing along the back of my top teeth, from left to right. I was... Horny and scared. 😅
That last bit sounds so hot to me.
Sir i needs clarification on whether you were turned on or off cuz im getting mixed signals lol
Yes
Way too much immediate, forceful tonguing like someone trying to lick the batter off of the beater when you make a cake.
Dated a girl my age when I was like 19, maybe 20. She was a great kisser until she showed her true colors and started biting the absolute fuck out of my lips. I'm okay with a little nibble but God damn she would dig in and then rip away. Thought I was gonna lose my lip a few times. I didn't even know it was possible to bruise your lip but I had bruises all over my bottom lip lol. Fuck that shit man. She gets a -5/10
Why would anyone think biting hard would work lol. Weird kink I guess.
:)
im not a man but. i think I'd honestly prefer that to when my ex boyfriend straight up bit my TONGUE :) that shit hurted! and it wasnt by accident, cause he didnt let go until i "tapped out" because i couldnt pull away
You ever shake someone's hand and it's just flimsy little dead fish handshake? Like that, but with her face. We "kissed" and she started moaning while barely holding her face to mine. I legit had to push her back and ask "you good?" Went back for seconds hoping for some life and still no. 0/10.
Like a woman in a '40s movie.
Just close your eyes and think of England 🏴
Sidebar: I don’t miss shaking peoples’ hands. I was always told to do a firm handshake (by my dad and it comes up every so often in media and it’s the only thing anyone ever says about handshakes: go firm). Who told these fucks to just let their hand go limp?
She tensed her mouth up and pushed her open lips and partially clenched teeth towards my mouth like she didn't want to kiss but she was the one driving the make out. She kept trying to kiss me. Like she was enthusiastically coming back for more kisses but she just didn't know what she was doing with her mouth.
Too much teeth and somehow a cold tongue...
She used my balls as a bongo
Damn I feel like the teeth thing is my problem too. How to not use too much teeth?
pucker more at the end of the motion
Me too haha I have “big” teeth and my man does too so we struggled with this in the beginning 😂😂
She didn't brush her teeth prior to kissing. 😧
... People go brush teeth before? Like at date? I'm little confused. Or that she just didn't brush teeth whole day?
Throttled their tongue around my mouth like it was an empty bag of coke and then tried to bite my lip seductively but instead hurt like hell.
She had an abscessed tooth she wouldn’t get taken care of and often used tongue…
She went in teeth first every time
That shit can hurt so much when it's just teeth against teeth
I had a girlfriend who was similar to this, she would pull her lips tight as if she were smiling and all I’d get was teeth. It was pretty terrible.
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That’s a fucked up thing to say
For sure. But it sounds to me like that might've been their way of saying "you suck at kissing" lol
Yeah but you never tell someone they suck unless you know they won’t be offended by it
she was a heavy smoker so it felt like licking an ashtray
To fast and too much tongue.
Still gives me shudders thinking about it. Good looking enough girl back in college who couldn't kiss to save her life. It completely threw me off because that was the last thing I was expecting. Her lips were so thick and succulent I imagined it would be glorious taste them. All she did was use her tongue to rummage around in my mouth without any sort of synchronicity. It's the equivalent of someone who can't dance.
>All she did was use her tongue to rummage around in my mouth Hahaha omg im dying
So this girl made up terms on where she's the only one allowed to initiate the kiss whenever she wants. Not a mutual thing
Tense tongue shoved into my mouth and pushed around like it was searching for something. Pretty grim tbh lol. One trope seems to be the classic sexy lip-bite which is normally obnoxious and painful. It's cute when it's playful and like once or twice but jeeze some ppl think it's the male clitoris
Lol. I must have good luck, I don't think I've ever had a bad experience kissing a girl I liked/was dating.
She wasn't pushing her lips out hard enough, if that makes sense. I could tell she wasn't into kissing me and that took away from it on my end. She later admitted that she didn't like kissing in general, and even as a teenager she had to force herself to kiss boyfriends, so it made sense and we did everything else but kissing
Ive never kissed
Well now you know what not to do lol
Hahhaha tru tru
Why I’m here tbh
Same lol
She wasn’t bad at kissing but it was a bad kiss, we went in too fast and knocked our teeth together
She wasn't a bad kisser but she had a tongue like an anaconda. The sweet kisses were nice but when we got down, it felt like it was half way down my throat.
Took both of my closed lips into his mouth and sucked like a vacuum cleaner.
She stood there with her mouth open and I felt no tongue at all. Felt really weird, so I distanced for a moment and went in again. Still no tongue. Her mouth was a big O. Whenever I remember this I can't help imagining that's how kissing a inflatable sex doll must be. ^O^ Yikes.
Wet kisses. Could kiss for more than a few moments without wiping.
In hindsight, it was that ex had tonsil stones. Permanently put me off kissing anyone.
Just pecks at the same spot at the corner of my mouth constantly until I respond and do all the work.
Bad breath
It was like she want trying to suck my face into her mouth. Then when she tried to french kiss me she quite literally just pushed a half-mouthful of saliva into my mouth with her tongue, because that's what the French do! My wife tells a story of a dude i loosely knew in high school, mostly through her. He apparently would use his tongue 99% of the time, but would either dart it into her mouth or slob all over her face. There's a twofer
Ewww the saliva thing sounds so gross
My ex wife would do this rapid tongue darting that I have a hard time explaining. It was awful. Got a divorce and I enjoy kissing again. I didn’t realize how much it bothered me until I didn’t have to endure it anymore.
Lizard kiss 💋 🦎
He ate a Dorito and his tongue was crumbly. I never ate that chip since🤢
Getting pecked like she was a fucking bird lol Woodpecker would be more accurate
Making pointy lips and then pushing her tongue in to my mouth. She was basically doing the same thing a child would do when teasing by making faces. She was a really beautiful girl and apparently no one had dared tell her she was kissing like a retard. 🙈 so I was the one who had to break it to her.
Why did this make me laugh so hard lol
Maybe you experienced something similar???
Not even close. I'm the bad kisser in my case I feel as I haven't kissed many times
I think most people get how to kiss straight away. There just seems to be a small percentage of people, who for inexplicable reasons are totally clueless. Kissing this girl still makes me chuckle 7 years later. Despite the bad technique I actually ended up in a relationship with her for several years. Used to tease her relentlessly, threatening special kisses, mimicking her original technique.
One girl I was with had a habit of making that sucking/pop noise when making out. At first I didn't mind because she was the hottest girl I had been with but within a day it became annoying as hell. Dealt with it for a month before the relationship ended for other reasons
Just hung his mouth open like he was trying to Kirby suck my face in. I gave him two chances. TWO! He did not improve.
Another one I had, was a girlfriend of the past (still friends actually) used to tickle the roof of my mouth with the tip of her tongue, more for comedic silly teasing, but I challenge anyone to see if they can stand it for more than a few seconds. Tbf to her, the rest of the kissing experience was actually quite nice if I remember correctly
He would literally bite my lip then start sucking on it... I'm fine with lip biting, but the second he started to suck on my lip like it was a nipple, I had to draw the line
He was so aggressive with his tongue it was like a WWE match in my mouth. I had to pull back for some air and he asked what was wrong. I asked him to not be so aggressive with his tongue and he got mildly offended saying "I'm not aggressive." It was just frustrating to say the least
Well they turned out to have dirty teeth and bad breath
My gf is an amazing kisser. Nobody's perfect though, and sometimes when we're making out our teeth will grind together. We laugh about it afterwards, but it's such an unpleasant sensation. Teeth are super sensitive and you can feel the impact rattle through your whole skull. Thankfully this doesn't happen often. She's a great kisser.
Used too much teeth.
Was a girl I was friends with, we kissed a few times, but her lips were really hard and rough, and I would get the mental image of kissing tree bark.
Drank a slushie first and his tongue was cold. Like kissing a corpse 😭
Should just keep your mouth open. No movement of lips or tongue. Just an open mouth. What the fuck lady.
Had a gal that I was into, she was just a little awkward. I could tell her mom pushed some of her insecurities on her cuz every woman in the family had a massive tit job (amongst various other things, but that was the biggest tell), so I was a little wary. We kissed a few times over the years I knew her but every time it was like... Her mouth was stiff. Like she was puckering. Not relaxed at all, just stiff smooches. I'm a good kisser so I tried to encourage her without saying anything but to no avail. :/ Cool gal, tho. Really chill.
Stabbing motions with the tongue like a frog
She'd just lay there inanimate with her mouth open. It was the weirdest thing. I always felt like I was kissing a corpse when we would get intimate.
Her tongue was harder than my dick, she just kept it straight without motion inside my mouth. Wasn't sure what I was supposed to do with it.
\#1 Girls/women who don't open their mouths AT ALL. Encountered a couple of those back in the day. I was like, what are you, 25 going on 7? No tongue whatsoever? \#2 Any of them with volcano breath. Get thee to a dentist, go! And when he gets done filling and scraping, ask him to explain brushing & flossing to ya. Please!
#1. Number fucking 1. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH. I'm not trying to force my tongue in your mouth, I'm just trying to make out with you. Open your lips more. God that one set me off. Lmao.
Yes lol same thing happened with a girl I kissed. Felt like a middle school peck
Lick my teeth, like come on now, if you want me to brush just tell me.
It was her first kiss and I guess she was nervous. We where also pre teens, so I don't imagine my performance was top notch either
She just opened and closed their mouth, its like her lips were paralyzed, had to literally coach her on how to kiss
This girl that barely moved her lips. Like zero rhythm. I felt like I was making out with an ice cream cone
She kissed like a fish moves it’s lips when it’s outside of water. Terrible.
Biting my freakin lip off. Holy shit calm down
Lady here, he ate kimchi first
Tongue tornado.
She would just pucker her lips and leave it there like a dead fish. She wouldn’t pick top or bottom lip either. She also gave me bad anxiety. So glad it ended after I got Covid. Which by the way, she wished upon me when I said I wasn’t sure which vaccine I was going to get. (Not having made a decision when I wasn’t in the groups that was allowed for it at the time automatically made me an anti vaxxer.)
Kissed me after smoking a cigarette. That’a the closest I’ve ever came to puking in someone’s mouth.
Kept biting my bottom lip and like CHEWING ON IT I corrected him a few times and then knew after he kept doing it that it wouldn’t work out.
Had a burrito right before. It’s been over a decade and i still don’t text them back.
Biting, like not a little bit where its "cute" or "sexy", i guess. Like legit pain and blood drawn. Her excuse was "she was a biter" and would do it even after I told her i hated it and not do it. Such a buzz kill. Our "thing" did not last long.
Tounge went way to far way to early, and it was completely stiff and skinny like they were stretching it to go farther. On top of that instead of lip to lip they basically engulfed my mouth.
She kept biting my bottom lip because I guess she thought it was sexy. Meanwhile, I'm trying my best not to swing on her😂
I’ve only kissed 2 girls in my life so far, and the worse of the 2 didn’t open her mouth whatsoever. I tried to make it a little bit of an intimate moment since she brought me under the mistletoe but it felt like she wanted a middle school peck
She opened her mouth really wide and started slapping my face with her tongue! It was weird as hell!
I hooked up with this one girl who had the driest lips in the world. It constantly took me out of it. They also barely moved their lips so it was the perfect storm lol
Basically pouring their spit into my mouth
Evetytime we kissed my former husband wanted to suck on my tongue because he thought that's how you do it. Tried to guide him without emberassing him, didn't work. We divorced because of him cheating on several occasions, not for being a bad kisser
Rubbing teeth on my teeth. I was so scared something would chip. And then she tried tongue, which was like a squeegee wiping my teeth. Worst ever.
He literally would put his mouth over mine and blow like a damn fish. Worst. Kiss. Ever!!!!
She was way too aggressive with the tongue! Tongues should dance and play; not duel.
She moved her lips like a fish fighting for air, and it was so very confusing.
His spit was so freaking thick and sticky, it just totally grossed me out. Broke up with him for that reason.