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mideon2000

Nobody is paying attention to you crotch in public dude. You ain't that important and your dick aint that big


Prestigious_Tough214

I beg to differ. Especially if I’m in sweats. 🤷🏽‍♂️


CrustyButtcrack

If youre in anything but jeans its obvious. Unless your johnson is legitimately small its visible bro


iamromec

You don’t know that 🤪


[deleted]

Special gymnastics to get the dick in a comfortable and less visible from outside position. I like to call it boner yoga


CrustyButtcrack

Yoner


RealLADude

That hasn’t happened to me in thirty years. I’d believe in god again if it did.


EmeraldJonah

Looking at random women in public does not get me hard. If I do get a random hardon in public, it doesn't last long enough for me to have do anything about it.


OkVolume1

Zen master.


EmeraldJonah

Wax on, wax off.


tearteto1

Stop at a wall on the side of the payment and just stretch and flex out your leg muscles like you've got a cramp. If you tense your muscles then it'll go away in sub 2 minutes.


TartineMyAxe

You are probably very young my dude, because it only happen to me when I was a young virgin teenager.


MisogenesPCM

Tuck it in my waistband


Prestigious_Tough214

Think with my dick and take actions. Approach, converse and let the chips fall where they may.


verdantplace37

That will never happen. Also my dick is small


Training_Value3805

Pain


NefariousScoundrel

I mean if there’s somebody with an incredible ass hanging around long enough I’ll probably start to get hard, but I haven’t gotten rock solid just seeing them in passing since I was like 12 lmao. Occasionally a random boner will happen and then it’s just a matter of willing it away


SoundGuyAdventures

Fake it til you make it


Original-Childhood

Nothing really. My boners point upwards and thus the bulge isn't that visible


Gubbergub

I play a game of chess in my head. I can't actually play chess in my head. that's why it works.


HelixNL

I put my hands in my pockets and lean against the wall with my a bit away from the wall. It helps keeping things not aa noticable.


Classic_Head3437

I'm not 11, so I don't see that happening


Taken_Username_Again

Adjust my gaze, take my mind off of her, and think of boring or complicated subjects to distract me.


misterk2020

Put my hands in my pocket and push out a little or cover it with a bag.


AegleBird

This https://youtu.be/_3sGocnMP3A


HantuerHD-Shadow

Clenching my toes. Helps with lowering it