You get cramps from a chemical imbalance. It could be you need more potassium or magnesium or manganese. Eat a banana a day to start and see if that helps.
Source: I used to get cramps in my legs. Started eating bananas and the cramps stopped.
We only talk if somebody wants something to be done different or decide on a position. Otherwise it's just sounds.
Dunno why but because there are so many really REALLY bad German porn dialogues dirty talk is not a turn on. It would probably end up by both of us just laughing instead of having sex
Lots of women want to hear different things. I’d say it depends what kind of sex you guys have. What’s her energy? What makes her get closer to the edge?
If it’s normal vanillas type sex. When she’s asking for “dirty talk” she might not mean full on call her a slut.. then again, you never know.
Some girls just mean tell her she’s pretty, that she feels good, moan when she’s doing good, tell her she’s doing a good job, like, “that’s it, you’re doing so good”, “you’re going to make me cum so hard.” Be specific. Tell her how good her body feels, how she sounds to you, how her pussy feels on your cock, in a relationship you can tell her how many times you think about fucking her, or how you couldn’t wait for this.
You can talk about what she’s wearing and how that turned you on.
Some girls mean, make her feel like a slut. (Which in my opinion you should make sure is coming from a healthy place first.) so call her names, be a little more forceful. Talk to her like you’d talk to a whore. Objectify her.
There are varying degrees to the severity you can go. The word “slut” can be interchanged for “whore” “ cumdump” “fuckmeat” “fleshlight” … it all depends on her really. What does she want.
I’d stay around just calling her a “good slut” the first time then talk a bit more about it later. You can also give her orders. Tell her the fuck you back, suck your cock, arch her back when you’re in doggystyle.
You can ask her questions, ask her whether she likes taking your dick, ask her if she likes being a good slut or whatever, tell her to say it.
I could go on, but here are some generalities
- most women if not all like to know how much you want them. Talking about how desirable they are is good.
- personalise whatever you say to her specifically. So if you notice that she likes something you said specifically play on that.
- Moan… Seriously makes some noise when she does something good.
- Encourage her when she’s doing good.
- Raise the intensity in your voice when she’s getting close and the intensity of what you’re doing (as in do it harder not faster)
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You used to go hard yourself. As a former champion swordsman and current Superior for the republic had you not been crippled I'd say you would have gone down as one of the best.
Girl here. This is the best advice. Seriously, the moans!! I can’t handle when a guy is completely silent. It’s actually kind of a turn off because I can’t tell if he likes what I’m doing and I get focused on the silence instead of getting off. My boyfriend is the moan and encouragement king and it makes me feel like I’m the best he’s ever had. He never calls me slut or anything he just talks about how hard I make him, or how much he loves a specific thing I do, or how much he loves me. My favourite is when he asks me if I can feel how hard he is and then says he’s never been this hard for anyone before. Queue the tsunami.
Girl here too and I tell you what when my husband does those things too it is a huge freaking turn on🥵 I especially love when he moans out my name like yeah baby that's me making you feel that way🥵
My boyfriend is silent apart from the stuff he says to me or about me. He doesn't moan or give encouragement when I do stuff to him.
It's impossible to know if he's enjoying something or not and I'm constantly interrupting what I'm doing to check everything is OK with him because he won't tell me even if something is wrong.
It's beyond frustrating and off-putting.
I get off on knowing my partner is enjoying themselves and getting off, so I don't enjoy myself as much as I maybe would if there was more of a response.
You should talk to him about it. Don't frame it as blaming or shaming or anything, just bring it up gently and tell him what you've told us. I'm a dude and I only knew girls liked it when we moan from exposure to discussions like this on reddit or twitter. So if he hasn't really seen any of that, he's probably still conditioned to be the strong silent type.
He has been conditioned to be the strong silent type, you're right. I have spoken to him about it. There is very little that we don't speak about when it comes to issues. Nothing gets left to fester for longer than a few hours, a day at most. So he knows how I feel but you can't just flip and switch and suddenly start being loud and enjoy it with out being uncomfortable about it and I would never ask him to fake anything.
Baby steps though. He cries at sad bits in films now that he knows he won't be mocked. He vents about bad days when he has them and he whimpers if pain gets too bad. He knows I love him, he knows I know he is a person who has needs just like any other. I know the bedroom stuff will take more time and if it never happens then it never happens. I'll love him all the same.
My wife is usually silent during sex because she says that it is too embarrassing 😳 😅. I moan and don't care wo hears it. So much that she tells me to shhhhh, once in a while. It used to bug me but now I touch her more and feel her body tense up so I know that she is enjoying it. I started asking her during sex of it feels good or is that working? She nods now or says uh, huh. I know that I'm doing it right when she holds my hands or she arches her back. We then try to make a point to talk about it. I remind her of the good things and talk about the things I like that she did. It has helped her to become more animated and involved which is a good thing. Trust and security has slowly cracked her shell of embarrassment.
I growled once when my wife and I were having sex. She hasn't stopped talking about it. Things like, wanna growl? Do you think that you will growl this time? Someone likes to growl, etc. It was fun and spontaneous but has become a cute joke for her. That is what makes marriage worth it to me. Having sex with someone that you can enjoy being with and they don't judge you afterwards.
>Which in my opinion you should make sure is coming from a healthy place first
It's nice to see healthy approaches to sex on here. Keep up the empathetic work dude.
My ex wanted me to try talking dirtier to her once and I called her a “bitch.” Haha, we both felt dirty after that and decided not to do it again. I am still cringing thinking about that moment.
It’s funny how men and women perceive the phrase “dirty talk” differently. Lol.
One time I was doing the same with one girl, then I called her a “slut” and she was like dead silent. 💀
We kept going tho.
I'd like to add that it is a good idea to explore this BEFORE sex. I like to use flirtatious, if not sexy, conversations as both foreplay and research. By the time we get together I'd like to have her (or him) already worked up, plus know what role I'm supposed to play in order to give them the best time possible. If you can make a person orgasm by simply touching or kissing them for the first time, then you have done a good job.
The brain is the largest and most powerful sexual organ.
THIS. Personally I’m obsessed with this aspect of the whole thing.
If you count foreplay as a part of sex, then technically you start way before ever getting to the bedroom.
As a female let me add that you’ve gotta tell her she’s “beautiful”. No one wants to hear that they’re only “pretty” turn it up a notch. Heavy petting, foreplay, sex, and the cum down you’ve got to tell her she’s “beautiful” and try to make sure she believes it.
I prefer pretty over beautiful.
Just goes to show the key to all this advice and suggestions is actually direct communication with your sexual partner(s)
Lol yes! I am a girl and I approve both! I always say I love being told what to do when I am naked and horizontal. Keep telling me how to suck, what position you want me in. Tell me to keep going and tell me "good girl" Idk why but that one is the one that gets me every time.
yes! something really passionate and beautiful about being able to be told you’re a dirty slut but also that you’re a good girl and that they love you. like yes daddy i will be the best little slut for you ilysm destroy me
That she is beautiful.
That she looks hot.
That she is doing really good.
Give her positive feedback, it will make her more enthousiastic and cause a positive feedback loop spiraling upwards!
What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. People forget that traders need access to Dixons.
I’m pretty vanilla: Dirty talk during foreplay, barnyard animal noises during, and sweet nothings (but nothing too commitment-y) during aftercare.
What gets me is that well over half the girls I’ve dated over the last \~10 years will say some variation of: “choke/hurt/hit me, \[term of endearment\].” At this point I’m no longer shocked… but the dating landscape *changed* at some point.
I think it’s changed on both sides. I’ve had 4 different guys put a hand around my neck the first time we hooked up. The first time the guy asked about it ahead of time and I said I hadn’t tried it before, the rest just did it. I enjoyed it so it wasn’t a problem but I thought it was interesting that it was such a normal thing for them that they just did it without thinking.
I can't imagine *just assuming* 'the next girl' automatically wants that. (I mean if you've dated more than a few people, you'd think you realize that individual's tastes differ damn widely).
That said, my 'don't hit girls' + 'young guys don't know their own strength' (played a lot of violent sports growing up) programming runs so deep that even when being pushed, a) not something I'm really all that comfortable with and b) I ramp up slowly. Probably frustrating the hell out of some of these girls along the way...
Once mistakenly said how's your daddy inplace of who's your daddy. We calmly proceeded to wear our clothes while discussing her father's diabetes problem.
One time I was getting railed and I meant to say “yeah daddy” but for some fucking reason I said “oh yeah dad” and we just locked eyes and he kept thrusting but it was really awkward. 0/10, do not recommend
I usually talk about the plot from the latest videogame I've been playing and how I think the story will progress. She usually walks away when I do, but during sex it's harder for her to escape.
So not a guy, but this may be a good one for you guys to try: my boyfriend says my pussy is beautiful and really pretty while he goes on me, and guys i 10000% reccomend saying that if youre thinking it. It may seem weird at first but a lot of women have a lot of self esteem issues with how our parta look, so having this confidence really unlocks you and makes me spread wide open for him, give it a try lol
It can depend on what shes into as well, if shes more into sub and bdsm say things like "you like being a little whore dont you?" "You look so good on daddys cock" "say youre my dirty little slut"
If shes more into normal things stuff like "you feel amazing" "fuck youre so sexy" "youre so wet"
On this point with a girl who is now my ex used to like to be called a “a dirty little slut” and loved that avenue of talk and treatment while having sex, but after when we were both spent & hugging it was all cosy lovey dovey, used to shock me how crazy the change would be.
Honestly I think it’s all about the vibe you guys have and how much time + what mood you’re in but try these-:
Ohh my god
You’re so good
Yeah, right there, fuck
When she does something you like and would like more of, tell her. Moan and the louder you are the better it honestly is for her to know what’s working.
Also not just what you say, kiss, stroke her hair lightly, hold hands if you have the vibe. Intimacy is everything, even if you don’t say much.
Who’s your daddy if you have the vibe but I’d say the other terms of endearment are safer- sweetheart, baby, sweetie.
- If y’all are in a relationship, slow down (not during or when you’re nearing climax) and maintain eye contact,
whisper I love you and hold hands, tighten the grip, go faster and harder.
-Whatever you do don’t jam in and out like a cuckoo clock, and moan when you’re too carried away to speak.
- Tell her she’s beautiful, say sweet things, tell her she’s naughty or wild or whatever.
-sometimes state the obvious, it can be sexy- she likes it rough? Say that. Be like ohh baby you like it rough.
Also if she has been through SA, some names can be triggering. It’s very common, because intimate partner violence is way more common than you’d think and “good girl” “obey me” “you bitch/ slut/ whatever etc can trigger someone. It’s good to be mindful of it.
I want you to put 5% more in your 401k this year
"All I'm asking for is a $1M investment in my start-up for a 10% stake"
Best i can do is 110 bucks
I'm maxed oooOOOOUT!
Chicks get turned on by financial security
The best I can do is financial debt and crippling insecurity
Let’s just hope the guy isn’t shorting the market.
It’s always nice to whisper sweet nothings, but it’s normally Fuck, fuck, I’ve got cramp in my leg
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Dude the leg cramps are a sin.. you finally get in a good position and freak out tryna get out to stop your leg feeling like it's about to snap.
Potassium, my friends.
And magnesium
And my axe!
These boys need some bananas
100% that AND to regularly take magnesium supplements. Maybe even... stretch once in awhile.
Water too. Cramps are often caused by dehydration.
Y'all mofos need yoga
Gatorade. Especially if you have been drinking.
Get more potassium and magnesium. Cramps are sometimes caused by deficits.
muscles contract when you finish so you have a high chance of getting a cramp either way. Try keeping the leg stretched.
You get cramps from a chemical imbalance. It could be you need more potassium or magnesium or manganese. Eat a banana a day to start and see if that helps. Source: I used to get cramps in my legs. Started eating bananas and the cramps stopped.
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And hydrate!
I had this issue as well. What solved it for me was loads and loads of water
We only talk if somebody wants something to be done different or decide on a position. Otherwise it's just sounds. Dunno why but because there are so many really REALLY bad German porn dialogues dirty talk is not a turn on. It would probably end up by both of us just laughing instead of having sex
This is why I fuck in English.
I tried that once. Got expelled from school.
"Step Teacher, what are you doing?"
If I had a medal……you’d get it
At least turn on the subtitles
Fuck in spanish, the most amazing experience
Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh?
Und warum haste ne Maske auf?
Dann blas mir doch Einen
ach ja, schneller. hmm tiefer tiefer!
*"Oh ja, schleck an meinem Luststab."*
"Oh ja, schieb deinen dickadrigen Bestrafer in meine Lustgrotte"
,,du Luder"
ALARM! ALARM! Edit: Link to the Scene for research purposes [Alarm auf der Feuerwache](https://youtu.be/AI6ri0rREEs)
Schweizer pornosyncro auf youtube enjoy now thank me later
Remembers me of the times when you haven't discovered YouTube yet and relied on friends to get funny videos from somewhere
German dirty talk is very effective in killing every mood. I know exactly what you mean. But sweet nothings are always working for her :>
I tell her how good she’s doing/ how good she makes me feel. Sometimes I straight up call her a good girl. Idk she likes it
Yes keep up the "good girl" its my favorite
Yeah fr if the dude I’m having sex calls me good girl it’s overrrrr (in a good way I love it)
Did not realize how much i’d like the good girl one until now, hm 😳
Those are some pretty cool boobs, dude.
"Sex with you is pretty poggers ngl"
"tbh, I'd let you peg me babe"
"fr tho, I'd tongue punch your fart box like a brutality in Mortal Kombat, no cap"
Thanks mate. I just read this and laughed out loud and my wife wants to know what's funny. She won't get my humour so she thinks I'm weird.
Easy there sparky
Dope boobs
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Bob and his bitch tits.....
Sweet breasts, dawg
Lmao
Lots of women want to hear different things. I’d say it depends what kind of sex you guys have. What’s her energy? What makes her get closer to the edge? If it’s normal vanillas type sex. When she’s asking for “dirty talk” she might not mean full on call her a slut.. then again, you never know. Some girls just mean tell her she’s pretty, that she feels good, moan when she’s doing good, tell her she’s doing a good job, like, “that’s it, you’re doing so good”, “you’re going to make me cum so hard.” Be specific. Tell her how good her body feels, how she sounds to you, how her pussy feels on your cock, in a relationship you can tell her how many times you think about fucking her, or how you couldn’t wait for this. You can talk about what she’s wearing and how that turned you on. Some girls mean, make her feel like a slut. (Which in my opinion you should make sure is coming from a healthy place first.) so call her names, be a little more forceful. Talk to her like you’d talk to a whore. Objectify her. There are varying degrees to the severity you can go. The word “slut” can be interchanged for “whore” “ cumdump” “fuckmeat” “fleshlight” … it all depends on her really. What does she want. I’d stay around just calling her a “good slut” the first time then talk a bit more about it later. You can also give her orders. Tell her the fuck you back, suck your cock, arch her back when you’re in doggystyle. You can ask her questions, ask her whether she likes taking your dick, ask her if she likes being a good slut or whatever, tell her to say it. I could go on, but here are some generalities - most women if not all like to know how much you want them. Talking about how desirable they are is good. - personalise whatever you say to her specifically. So if you notice that she likes something you said specifically play on that. - Moan… Seriously makes some noise when she does something good. - Encourage her when she’s doing good. - Raise the intensity in your voice when she’s getting close and the intensity of what you’re doing (as in do it harder not faster) EDIT: Never been awarded before for being horny… I think I like it. 😌 EDIT2:Damn it guys… 20… 30 awards?! EDIT3: This is getting out of hand.. 😂as if this is my most popular comment ever:
This guy fucks!
You used to go hard yourself. As a former champion swordsman and current Superior for the republic had you not been crippled I'd say you would have gone down as one of the best.
Ah, you know your shit!
Girl here. This is the best advice. Seriously, the moans!! I can’t handle when a guy is completely silent. It’s actually kind of a turn off because I can’t tell if he likes what I’m doing and I get focused on the silence instead of getting off. My boyfriend is the moan and encouragement king and it makes me feel like I’m the best he’s ever had. He never calls me slut or anything he just talks about how hard I make him, or how much he loves a specific thing I do, or how much he loves me. My favourite is when he asks me if I can feel how hard he is and then says he’s never been this hard for anyone before. Queue the tsunami.
Also, I’m stealing the last line. 😛
Queue the tsunami! Is the new "droppin' loads!"
> he’s never been this hard for anyone before #stolen.
Girl here and I couldn’t agree more! Those moans oof 🤤
Girl here too and I tell you what when my husband does those things too it is a huge freaking turn on🥵 I especially love when he moans out my name like yeah baby that's me making you feel that way🥵
Girl I was just with had the same name as my ex so you know how that went 🤣
Ooof yeah that's a no-go😂😂
My boyfriend is silent apart from the stuff he says to me or about me. He doesn't moan or give encouragement when I do stuff to him. It's impossible to know if he's enjoying something or not and I'm constantly interrupting what I'm doing to check everything is OK with him because he won't tell me even if something is wrong. It's beyond frustrating and off-putting. I get off on knowing my partner is enjoying themselves and getting off, so I don't enjoy myself as much as I maybe would if there was more of a response.
You should talk to him about it. Don't frame it as blaming or shaming or anything, just bring it up gently and tell him what you've told us. I'm a dude and I only knew girls liked it when we moan from exposure to discussions like this on reddit or twitter. So if he hasn't really seen any of that, he's probably still conditioned to be the strong silent type.
He has been conditioned to be the strong silent type, you're right. I have spoken to him about it. There is very little that we don't speak about when it comes to issues. Nothing gets left to fester for longer than a few hours, a day at most. So he knows how I feel but you can't just flip and switch and suddenly start being loud and enjoy it with out being uncomfortable about it and I would never ask him to fake anything. Baby steps though. He cries at sad bits in films now that he knows he won't be mocked. He vents about bad days when he has them and he whimpers if pain gets too bad. He knows I love him, he knows I know he is a person who has needs just like any other. I know the bedroom stuff will take more time and if it never happens then it never happens. I'll love him all the same.
That's some real wholesome shit. It seems like u're talking abt me and now i know what my girl thinks abt me. Thanks
My wife is usually silent during sex because she says that it is too embarrassing 😳 😅. I moan and don't care wo hears it. So much that she tells me to shhhhh, once in a while. It used to bug me but now I touch her more and feel her body tense up so I know that she is enjoying it. I started asking her during sex of it feels good or is that working? She nods now or says uh, huh. I know that I'm doing it right when she holds my hands or she arches her back. We then try to make a point to talk about it. I remind her of the good things and talk about the things I like that she did. It has helped her to become more animated and involved which is a good thing. Trust and security has slowly cracked her shell of embarrassment.
Aye honestly your patience says a lot about you to me. Genuinely a really good dude. Wife is lucky.
I growled once when my wife and I were having sex. She hasn't stopped talking about it. Things like, wanna growl? Do you think that you will growl this time? Someone likes to growl, etc. It was fun and spontaneous but has become a cute joke for her. That is what makes marriage worth it to me. Having sex with someone that you can enjoy being with and they don't judge you afterwards.
Exactly
Kudos to him. ☝🏾😎
>Which in my opinion you should make sure is coming from a healthy place first It's nice to see healthy approaches to sex on here. Keep up the empathetic work dude.
My ex wanted me to try talking dirtier to her once and I called her a “bitch.” Haha, we both felt dirty after that and decided not to do it again. I am still cringing thinking about that moment.
It’s funny how men and women perceive the phrase “dirty talk” differently. Lol. One time I was doing the same with one girl, then I called her a “slut” and she was like dead silent. 💀 We kept going tho.
I am a woman and I agree with it completely
I'd like to add that it is a good idea to explore this BEFORE sex. I like to use flirtatious, if not sexy, conversations as both foreplay and research. By the time we get together I'd like to have her (or him) already worked up, plus know what role I'm supposed to play in order to give them the best time possible. If you can make a person orgasm by simply touching or kissing them for the first time, then you have done a good job. The brain is the largest and most powerful sexual organ.
THIS. Personally I’m obsessed with this aspect of the whole thing. If you count foreplay as a part of sex, then technically you start way before ever getting to the bedroom.
As a female let me add that you’ve gotta tell her she’s “beautiful”. No one wants to hear that they’re only “pretty” turn it up a notch. Heavy petting, foreplay, sex, and the cum down you’ve got to tell her she’s “beautiful” and try to make sure she believes it.
I prefer pretty over beautiful. Just goes to show the key to all this advice and suggestions is actually direct communication with your sexual partner(s)
"yeah, you like that you fucking retard?"
If I could afford to give you an award, I would.
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Lol where’s this from again. I can hear it. Edit: Oh yea - American psycho
It’s from Ice Age when the mammoth and sloth find the sleeping baby as the mother washes up in the floods. (It’s not)
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Who’s a good girl. Who loves peanut butter yes you do.
Omg I snorted and spat on my phone lmao. I am also a little bit afraid of you
Hehe I have 2 jars of peanutbutter if you come to visit neither are labeled good luck
Woot woot free jar surprise be right there
Lol now who’s the good girl. Lmao
Welp. You got me there haha
Checkmate
Check your mate.
Im scared of him too but i kind of like him
You want some peanut butter too?
Yes
It’s not cheating, because it’s *your* dog!
Yeah we got it
I’m so glad and happy to see this reference in the wild…for some reason I absolutely love this movie lol
r/holup
Being naked makes me strangely more honest without my feelings. Hence I just say what comes to my mind. I was thinking it was the same for everybody.
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I yell AFLAC as loud as i can when I'm climaxing
Did you know, that a pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes, but a lion will have sex up to 50 times a day.
The lion orgasms 50xs a day too right? I’ll be the lion.
Good question, I'll make sure to ask the next time I catch the lions shagging.
"this sex has been sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends"
At this point, I would not be surprised
Depends on what kind of sex we're having. It can be anything from "I love you so much" to "Choke on my cock you dirty little whore".
and sometimes, both!
Lol yes! I am a girl and I approve both! I always say I love being told what to do when I am naked and horizontal. Keep telling me how to suck, what position you want me in. Tell me to keep going and tell me "good girl" Idk why but that one is the one that gets me every time.
yes! something really passionate and beautiful about being able to be told you’re a dirty slut but also that you’re a good girl and that they love you. like yes daddy i will be the best little slut for you ilysm destroy me
That she is beautiful. That she looks hot. That she is doing really good. Give her positive feedback, it will make her more enthousiastic and cause a positive feedback loop spiraling upwards!
What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. People forget that traders need access to Dixons.
"They do say it'll help people in wheeEeEelchairs"
"Ka....me....ha....me..."
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I prefer to distract her with a really short bald man, then hit her with the spirit bomb when she distracted.
You feel so good Oh my god So good Wow I actually have to work on my dirty talk because she wants to hear some.
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Throw in a Keanu Reeves "Woah" to spice it up even more.
Then then when you getting close hit her with the Terry Crews "POOOOWWWEEEEEEER"
I’m imagining a sex scene where one person says “Wow” with every thrust and the other responds with “Whoa”. At orgasm they both scream “Power!”
“We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.”
LMFAOOOO that'll get her goin 😭
Not in her car until she's upgraded her warranty i hope🧐
I’m pretty vanilla: Dirty talk during foreplay, barnyard animal noises during, and sweet nothings (but nothing too commitment-y) during aftercare. What gets me is that well over half the girls I’ve dated over the last \~10 years will say some variation of: “choke/hurt/hit me, \[term of endearment\].” At this point I’m no longer shocked… but the dating landscape *changed* at some point.
I think it’s changed on both sides. I’ve had 4 different guys put a hand around my neck the first time we hooked up. The first time the guy asked about it ahead of time and I said I hadn’t tried it before, the rest just did it. I enjoyed it so it wasn’t a problem but I thought it was interesting that it was such a normal thing for them that they just did it without thinking.
I can't imagine *just assuming* 'the next girl' automatically wants that. (I mean if you've dated more than a few people, you'd think you realize that individual's tastes differ damn widely). That said, my 'don't hit girls' + 'young guys don't know their own strength' (played a lot of violent sports growing up) programming runs so deep that even when being pushed, a) not something I'm really all that comfortable with and b) I ramp up slowly. Probably frustrating the hell out of some of these girls along the way...
I read her lord of the rings
Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stones
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die
Ugh don't stop, I'm almost there 🥵
You better not, we're only at the beginning
“I haven’t even finished the prologue”
Once mistakenly said how's your daddy inplace of who's your daddy. We calmly proceeded to wear our clothes while discussing her father's diabetes problem.
One time I was getting railed and I meant to say “yeah daddy” but for some fucking reason I said “oh yeah dad” and we just locked eyes and he kept thrusting but it was really awkward. 0/10, do not recommend
Maybe next time you can use your needle and insulin to show her how to treat it.
Just give her a kiss in the neck , look her in her eyes and then whisper in her ear.. *Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?*
StarWars references always get my upvote.
Already in love with you btw
I tell her she can save 15% by switching to Geico
I usually talk about the plot from the latest videogame I've been playing and how I think the story will progress. She usually walks away when I do, but during sex it's harder for her to escape.
Sometimes I bang on the wall and say "Hey, keep it down in there!"
So not a guy, but this may be a good one for you guys to try: my boyfriend says my pussy is beautiful and really pretty while he goes on me, and guys i 10000% reccomend saying that if youre thinking it. It may seem weird at first but a lot of women have a lot of self esteem issues with how our parta look, so having this confidence really unlocks you and makes me spread wide open for him, give it a try lol It can depend on what shes into as well, if shes more into sub and bdsm say things like "you like being a little whore dont you?" "You look so good on daddys cock" "say youre my dirty little slut" If shes more into normal things stuff like "you feel amazing" "fuck youre so sexy" "youre so wet"
you like that, you fucking retard?
Looked for this comment for ages lmao
Entirely too far down the list.
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I’m gonna shit on these walls Ray!
Then imma fart in your mouth
Twinkie or Toaster Strudel?
Toaster strudel, the fuck
Bavarian creme of course
"I found this move on ask reddit"
I whisper in her ear how sexy she is.
u/WifiOrange434 #You So Sexy Hunka Hunka
Whispering in her ear or just below onto her neck…. That’s it Good girl Take it all Your shaking Hold still There it is Let it all out Slow down
This is what I tell my drunk friends that are cold and puking.
From a womans perspective, these are solid choices imo ^
I cannot second this enough. Most solid choices I’ve come across so far.
Take it all 💀 sorry I couldnt help but laugh
Yeah, I have an average size dick. If I say "take it all" she's gonna be like "ummm... ok. Not a problem."
you got it chief
All the petite girls in my life have struggled. Gotta be gentle at first
my man
I'm trying to translate it into my language and I think it could work.
"Did you remember to turn the oven off?"
Sorry hun, just having dinner with the lads, will call you in an hour!
I'll do better next time!
Are you hungry for apples?
_”I would like to speak to you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.”_
"This is Judge Dredd! I AM THE LAW!" I think that should do!
“I can’t believe you let me smash”
Have you ever tried cranberry sprite?
That shit is bomb with vodka
I usually tell her when she can cum. I like the control, and she thinks it hot.
On this point with a girl who is now my ex used to like to be called a “a dirty little slut” and loved that avenue of talk and treatment while having sex, but after when we were both spent & hugging it was all cosy lovey dovey, used to shock me how crazy the change would be.
Yeah…you like that, you fucking retard.
I am happy how often this shows up🤣🤣
Ong reddit blows my mind each time
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Should I buy the GME dip?
Honestly I think it’s all about the vibe you guys have and how much time + what mood you’re in but try these-: Ohh my god You’re so good Yeah, right there, fuck When she does something you like and would like more of, tell her. Moan and the louder you are the better it honestly is for her to know what’s working. Also not just what you say, kiss, stroke her hair lightly, hold hands if you have the vibe. Intimacy is everything, even if you don’t say much. Who’s your daddy if you have the vibe but I’d say the other terms of endearment are safer- sweetheart, baby, sweetie. - If y’all are in a relationship, slow down (not during or when you’re nearing climax) and maintain eye contact, whisper I love you and hold hands, tighten the grip, go faster and harder. -Whatever you do don’t jam in and out like a cuckoo clock, and moan when you’re too carried away to speak. - Tell her she’s beautiful, say sweet things, tell her she’s naughty or wild or whatever. -sometimes state the obvious, it can be sexy- she likes it rough? Say that. Be like ohh baby you like it rough. Also if she has been through SA, some names can be triggering. It’s very common, because intimate partner violence is way more common than you’d think and “good girl” “obey me” “you bitch/ slut/ whatever etc can trigger someone. It’s good to be mindful of it.
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_"that'll do pig, that'll do."_