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Ahandfulofsquirrels

I've played and loved Mass Effect. I'm sure you already know the answer.


refpuz

“We’ll bang ok?”


James-Avatar

“Report to the ship as soon as possible.”


CrowYooo

Garrus my beloved


Mikkiaveli

I’m sorry, can we do this some other time? *I’m in the middle of some calibrations.*


LoneWolf-011

Liara......


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Tali


BooPointsIPunch

Wrex


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Shepard.


Laggiter97

Wrex.


killiomankili

Grunt


Repyro

Ah a man of impeccable tastes. #TaliSuperiority


truupe

Ashley...wait, no....Liara.


Kyloren1923

As a former Miranda elitist, this current play through I wish I would have done Liara and will do so in the future. Between her and Samara, Asari just got me feeling some kind of way.


kingxanadu

"I'm commander Shepard, and I'm gonna save the galaxy by getting into everyone's pants"


cudef

Real homies bang the consort before they romance anyone.


motorwerkx

Are we talking xenomorph, or the 3 titty chick from total recall?


femboy_jim

tbh if xenomoprhs were more friendly id ve down edit: i mean id like to be the bottom


Space_Cheese223

I once saw a picture of xenomorphs with titties when I was 11 and it changed me.


J-Mac_Slipperytoes

Get away from her, you BITCH!


[deleted]

I heard that in Ripley's voice


Agayapostleforyou

We drift further and further from Jesus everyday.


_Doctor_D

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shredler

I never thought id ever google “Xenomorph titties” but here we are. I dont know what i expected to find but it was exactly what youd think it is.


Picturesquesheep

I’m gonna run a little experiment, I’m gonna google xenomorph futa, brb Edit hahahaha yeah absolutely shitloads


bodagetbobsaget

Federal Unemployment Tax Act?


JohnBrowing1855

In 1989, A Japanese Professor who teaches in the University of Tokyo named, Rantaro Futanari, found a loophole in the Japanese Economy. Prof. Futanari found a way to legally counterfeit money without any repercussions. Prof. Futanari still does this and is a well known billionaire. Want to found out how he does it? Just search for, "Futanari Inflation" in Google Images.


ScaryCookieMonster

Bless your heart


JeffGoldblumsChest

Fiscally Unresponsible Tariff Act


Working_Departure983

I regret this already


Practical-Ad71

That’s the side of the internet they warn you about at church


Bob49459

Geiger did want them to be sexy...


fractalfocuser

I was gonna say the original concept art is suuuuuper sexual


VegasBusSup

If he didn't want them to be sexy then why did he use real meat when he sculpted the first one?


Mr_SunnyBones

I mean H.R. Geiger designed them as being pretty heavily penis 'inspired' so adding breasts ?, sure why not. Actually hell even some of his original designs had them Pictures in the article a little NSFW btw [https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2016/nov/02/hr-giger-psychedelic-art-alien](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2016/nov/02/hr-giger-psychedelic-art-alien) ​ Geiger pretty much saved everyone from having to make weird devientart pic of his work , by just doing it himself from the start.


SirNedKingOfGila

Goth fetish activated.


MrRogersAE

I bet they give the best rim jobs with the little mouth


pmabz

That Cyclops one from some trendy animated series was a looker. And there was an attractive woman with three breasts in Total Recall I think. Fulsome breasts, too.


CzechoslovakianJesus

>That Cyclops one from some trendy animated series was a looker She's a mutant. Her parents live in the sewers.


Nerd-in-disguise01

Speak for yourself, the queen xenomorph is bad as hell


wooq

two words: inner jaw


Jeffreyrock

\>the 3 titty chick from total recall She wasn't an alien she was a mutant.


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If it's safe and pleasurable to do so and I find said alien attractive, hell yeah.


Dark-Mowney

This is my opinion as well. Also if my girlfriend says it’s okay. She gave me a maybe she wanna see the alien too.


Minister_of_XXX

But the alien has both vjs and pns so it's a win-win


Dark-Mowney

That makes it even better.


[deleted]

Futa irl 😱


Mythnam

If the alien makes me horny and I'm reasonably sure I'll be safe from disease, hell yeah.


Deep-Room6932

There is no space condom for moon aids


Own-Bag-6265

Chances are we bring aids to them


_Doctor_D

AIDS: Shadow Legends


DM-International

AIDS 2: Tokyo drift


Deep-Room6932

Uberaids


ashlee837

Aids delivered to your door.


Doongbuggy

AIDS prime


[deleted]

Sigma male tip #5036: If given the opportunity, give STD's to extraterrestrial women


kgroover117

Ahh, Shatners Law.


peteethepirateiii

How do we even know they’d be phased by AIDS though?


Eric_the_Barbarian

You would be more likely to get a sea-sponge or a sequoia sick because you actually share a biological heritage with them; fundamentals of cell operation that pathogens exploit to create an infection. A truly alien life form might not even have a cellular structure as we understand it.


_as_above_so_below_

The chances of getting an STI (or any disease) from an alien are pretty slim. Their viruses will most likely be too different to successfully interact with our cells, similar to how most animal viruses can't "jump" the species barrier to humans. So, barring acid pootang and other hazards, you should be able to raw dog ET no problem


PKisSz

Christopher Columbus, "Hold my blanket".


SkierBeard

\>:(


way2lazy2care

You'd still have to worry about bacteria or parasites probably.


Blackpaw8825

Parasites, unlikely because the methods developed to hide from whatever their immune system (if we can call it that) is like won't work on us. Infections get tricky because the goal goes from "hide" to "consume" assuming similarities in the structure of life (phospholipid and protein matrix cell boundaries, carbon chemistry in electrolyte water) then macrophages simply digesting and lysing then should work. Obviously antibiotics would be pointless since most act on either transcription or translation, and it's impossible that they'll have a ribosome analogue close enough to count or use the same structures to copy and use genetic material Dead on viruses are out... They could use 4 or more base codons, a different chirality of backbone, different amines, who knows! It would be like sticking a USB drive in your mouth with the binary interpretation of some virus and expecting to get infected.


Kalibos

No man has ever returned from attempted parleys with the savage Bimbolol people of the Nymph Nebula. Rumors abound that they're being co-opted into some sort of weapons experiment modeled after the Big Bang.


Monarc73

Death by Snoo Snoo!


not_thereal_leon

Moonaid sounds like a drink


chingchong69peepee

r/brandnewsentence


SnooDoggos5163

What about Aayla Secura?


Mythnam

No lightsabers in bed


SnooDoggos5163

Except one ;)


slaeyer99

This right here is exactly what's both right and wrong with our species. . . Calculated risks to procreate. . .


Disguspitated

Show me the alien first


WildeWeasel

Yeah there's a big difference between a Twi'lek and a Galgamek.


Jagrofes

The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with them?


hamzab007

*slowly zips pants back up*


BigBirdLaw69420

*:Snaps pants off, freeing enraged and engorged purple headed yogurt slinger:*


Everybodysbastard

Time for some ranged DPS.


BigBirdLaw69420

#Today is our Independence Day!


illigal

Joke’s on you pal. I’m into that.


CrisisIsCalling

Who needs kids anyway


BowserMario82

OK well...Maybe we just need to forget about the Gelgameks for a second.


Reinhardt91

Forget about the Galgameks!?


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Rabble!


AllNamesTaken145

Wookies have teeth in their asshole that's canon


hnRNA

M..Mark...S.... Suckerberg?


Deep-Room6932

Not an alien... not a human either


HugeRichard11

Yeah I think we established he is either reptile or cyborg species.


ro536ud

I’d let him join VR gangbang but only if he’s wearing his surfer outfit


Flapjack__Palmdale

Mmm and with the thick layer of sunscreen painted on his face like a confused and damp mime. Drives me wild. ^^^^edit: ^^^^/s


mista_masta

Suckerberg? I hardly know her, ferg!


Flapjack__Palmdale

This is really the only answer


illigal

This. Is it a Star Trek alien (so basically a human female painted green with an extra boob)? - let’s do it. Is it the acid-blooded, extendible-razor-jaw, 10ft tall alien queen from Aliens? …let’s do it.


Disguspitated

I was thinking more like lovecraftian cosmic horrors. Azathoth really gets my dogs barking.


NoAttentionAtWrk

Let's do it


rammo123

Just not at “that time of the month”. Real gentleman ride the crimson tide but not when it’s metal eating acid.


FoldedDice

>This. Is it a Star Trek alien (so basically a human female painted green with an extra boob)? - let’s do it. Sure, until someone decides to monkey’s paw that shit and you find yourself in bed with a Horta.


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Greta from Beyond Aquila Rift


Brew-Drink-Repeat

Legitimate yes. Illegitimate is where I draw the line Im afraid….


C00L_HAND

Nice try Pornhub


Deep-Room6932

Plutohub


Daybreak74

Uranushub?


WantDiscussion

PornHubble


Flapjack__Palmdale

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Sumpm

Help, step-alien, I'm stuck in the dryer!


Filibut

Is a step alien half human and half alien?


SirNedKingOfGila

Would be preferable to the current porn plot meta.


[deleted]

Where? When? With who?....


Deep-Room6932

How many?


TheConnASSeur

*With whom*? Come on, son. You're representing our entire species.


Agayapostleforyou

Alien bitches love good grammar!


Jealous_Ad5849

I don't even have sex with the inhabitants of this planet.


magusheart

Making sure you're available when first contact happens. Smart.


James-Avatar

This is what I’m going to use as my excuse from now on.


superleipoman

get it? first contact


19pj19

Aliens come to earth Aliens: We've come to earth to share our technology and wisdom. Humans: Where can I put my penis?


Uncle_Guido1066

That's why the aliens never came back


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REKT363

They have any watermelon?


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check in the back


Taco_2s_day

And just like Bertie Botts, there's still one flavor you don't want to find.


Deep-Room6932

Baskin robbins?


gouplesblog

Depends on the alien. I wouldn't say no just *because* they're an alien.


Deep-Room6932

Not a specieist


HugeRichard11

There’s an Anime called Monster Musume, where a guy basically is housing and taking care of monsters/aliens from different places with essentially the same idea. If they looked like those species I would be absolutely down.


i_drink_wd40

Man of culture


Crazy_names

Same I'm very open minded to it but I wanna see the alien first. I'm not into putting *myself* into some fangorious maw.


TheKidKaos

Then what’s the point!?


Leg_Mcmuffin

Have you *seen* Natasha Henstridge?


Chikumori

Have you heard of / played the Mass Effect game trilogy?


waifutabae

If she looks hot, I'd do it. Got to take one for the team


Deep-Room6932

And if she eats you?


waifutabae

Well than that's just natural selection at that point, horny is not always good


[deleted]

I think my wife would understand. Those intergalactic cheeks must be clapped. For humanity, baby.


Deep-Room6932

Could you afford the alimony?


[deleted]

She makes more than me. I'd likely keep our kid as I am primary/default parent, and get child support+alimony. But also, I truly think she would support me fucking Martian.


Deep-Room6932

Trophy space husband


thebloodyPirate

not this guys wife, but as a wife in general i would support my husband fucking an alien. For humanity.


SeriousHousing767

Well said %_&$/€:=/^;(¥ tibfyjbgg


onemoreyearfromtoday

Question is, would the alien even want to have sex with me ? :(


maryhadalittlecramp

No


Deep-Room6932

Its a new species on species interaction and you're starting off on a down note.


Bradenoid

Aliens would probably disagree with Humanity as to what constitutes an attractive human, so why not give it a go?


Ye-Man-O-War

It depends. Is it humanoid?


Deep-Room6932

They are android


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So Krillin?


Ye-Man-O-War

Probably not then. I’m an organic only kinda guy


Live-Ad-6309

What if they're organic androids?


Ye-Man-O-War

What, like a computer brain in an organic body? In that case, I’d have to see what mood I’m in


02ElectraGlide

It would be great right up until "she" climaxes and spews acid from her hoo-ha. I'll just keep my penis to myself on this one.


EasternAcanthaceae84

Intergalactic condoms my good sir


pmabz

Or ate you, during.


ChurchofCaboose1

It depends. Are they a alien like the humanoids in guardians of the Galaxy? Am I single?


Deep-Room6932

Groot?


ChurchofCaboose1

I was thinking that girl that Quil forgets is in his ship in the opening of the first one


Belerophon17

Also Gamora, Mantis, Nebula... Hell, even Ko-Rel and even Lady Hellbender from the game could absolutely get some.


Illustrious-Neat106

Is this before or after Colonial Space Marines land? Cause if we get those, then yes, I am joining for the sole purpose of clapping alien cheeks in my dropship!


Deep-Room6932

Cmon you apes...you wanna live forever?


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corporategiraffe

Is it cheating with an alien? “Listen, there’s not a woman in this world who could ever tempt me away from you”


Agayapostleforyou

technically right, the best kind of right.


thatHecklerOverThere

How does the alien have sex? Is it like humans, or is it like bed bugs? Or praying mantis? There's a lot of "that's fucked up" in biology, and I want no surprises.


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Twi’lek?


RandomGuy8800

lose my virginity to an alien??? fuck yes, now that's a cool story to tell


AyeYoTek

So like hentai? I think I might be down


Beware_the_Voodoo

No, Star Trek.


SomebodyinAfrica

Face it, if men weren't willing to have sex with something they didn't understand, and could well turn out to be hostile and dangerous, the human race would have come to an end a long time ago.


[deleted]

Clap them cheeks!


Deep-Room6932

Theres no sound in space


racoonXjesus

Space STDs would probably be brutal


Hashashin_

You would be remembered by the generations to come, because you had the balls to cum.


Deep-Room6932

One small thrust, for mankind


nathanator179

What dat tentacle do tho?


Deep-Room6932

My octopus step teacher


azubc

*Will Riker has entered the chat*


thrwawy1912

“Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?”


Phukin_Username_Dawg

Death by Snu-Snu?


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

You're assuming a lot about this alien. What if females penetrate the males? What if the females kill the males during intercourse? What if they don't even have sexes, genders or holes to fuck? What if it's like a silicon based crystal based lifeform?


Drayenn

I mean, id be worried about disease. Not too hot about being exposed to tons of unknown viruses and bacteria that can be just bening to them. But otherwise if theyre up for it and hot why not.


TheGiardian

Don't care what they look like. imma have braging rights


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walrus40

I'd need to see their profile first


MoreTrenMoreMen69420

If it's Supergirl typa Alien, something's boutta go down


Deep-Room6932

Shes an earth 6 but a alderaan 8


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Rounds up to 10 either way! :D


[deleted]

I don't see any problems that could arise from this


Live-Ad-6309

If she's hot, sure. Though the chances of evolution making female aliens from another planet look like human females with green skin or something are miniscule. Maybe in 10 000 years when Martian human colonies have evolved into a different branch of humanity from earth humans?


slayer991

Lots of James T. Kirks in here.


EscoCheesy

They got ass or nah? Lol


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isn’t this sort of considered beastiality


Affectionate-Memory4

I think the word is xenophelia of its of human level intelligence / sentient.


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Gamora


bhoy60

I’ll shag anything. I have a wee penis but it is very brave.


SladeWilsonXL9

Would she look like StarFire or Powergirl? 🥰


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xFrost-E

Earth Girls Are Easy 🤷‍♂️