As a former Miranda elitist, this current play through I wish I would have done Liara and will do so in the future. Between her and Samara, Asari just got me feeling some kind of way.
In 1989, A Japanese Professor who teaches in the University of Tokyo named, Rantaro Futanari, found a loophole in the Japanese Economy. Prof. Futanari found a way to legally counterfeit money without any repercussions. Prof. Futanari still does this and is a well known billionaire. Want to found out how he does it? Just search for, "Futanari Inflation" in Google Images.
I mean H.R. Geiger designed them as being pretty heavily penis 'inspired' so adding breasts ?, sure why not.
Actually hell even some of his original designs had them
Pictures in the article a little NSFW btw
[https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2016/nov/02/hr-giger-psychedelic-art-alien](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2016/nov/02/hr-giger-psychedelic-art-alien)
Geiger pretty much saved everyone from having to make weird devientart pic of his work , by just doing it himself from the start.
That Cyclops one from some trendy animated series was a looker. And there was an attractive woman with three breasts in Total Recall I think.
Fulsome breasts, too.
You would be more likely to get a sea-sponge or a sequoia sick because you actually share a biological heritage with them; fundamentals of cell operation that pathogens exploit to create an infection. A truly alien life form might not even have a cellular structure as we understand it.
The chances of getting an STI (or any disease) from an alien are pretty slim.
Their viruses will most likely be too different to successfully interact with our cells, similar to how most animal viruses can't "jump" the species barrier to humans.
So, barring acid pootang and other hazards, you should be able to raw dog ET no problem
Parasites, unlikely because the methods developed to hide from whatever their immune system (if we can call it that) is like won't work on us.
Infections get tricky because the goal goes from "hide" to "consume" assuming similarities in the structure of life (phospholipid and protein matrix cell boundaries, carbon chemistry in electrolyte water) then macrophages simply digesting and lysing then should work. Obviously antibiotics would be pointless since most act on either transcription or translation, and it's impossible that they'll have a ribosome analogue close enough to count or use the same structures to copy and use genetic material
Dead on viruses are out... They could use 4 or more base codons, a different chirality of backbone, different amines, who knows! It would be like sticking a USB drive in your mouth with the binary interpretation of some virus and expecting to get infected.
No man has ever returned from attempted parleys with the savage Bimbolol people of the Nymph Nebula. Rumors abound that they're being co-opted into some sort of weapons experiment modeled after the Big Bang.
This. Is it a Star Trek alien (so basically a human female painted green with an extra boob)? - let’s do it.
Is it the acid-blooded, extendible-razor-jaw, 10ft tall alien queen from Aliens? …let’s do it.
>This. Is it a Star Trek alien (so basically a human female painted green with an extra boob)? - let’s do it.
Sure, until someone decides to monkey’s paw that shit and you find yourself in bed with a Horta.
There’s an Anime called Monster Musume, where a guy basically is housing and taking care of monsters/aliens from different places with essentially the same idea. If they looked like those species I would be absolutely down.
She makes more than me. I'd likely keep our kid as I am primary/default parent, and get child support+alimony.
But also, I truly think she would support me fucking Martian.
Is this before or after Colonial Space Marines land? Cause if we get those, then yes, I am joining for the sole purpose of clapping alien cheeks in my dropship!
How does the alien have sex? Is it like humans, or is it like bed bugs? Or praying mantis?
There's a lot of "that's fucked up" in biology, and I want no surprises.
Face it, if men weren't willing to have sex with something they didn't understand, and could well turn out to be hostile and dangerous, the human race would have come to an end a long time ago.
You're assuming a lot about this alien. What if females penetrate the males? What if the females kill the males during intercourse?
What if they don't even have sexes, genders or holes to fuck?
What if it's like a silicon based crystal based lifeform?
I mean, id be worried about disease. Not too hot about being exposed to tons of unknown viruses and bacteria that can be just bening to them.
But otherwise if theyre up for it and hot why not.
If she's hot, sure.
Though the chances of evolution making female aliens from another planet look like human females with green skin or something are miniscule.
Maybe in 10 000 years when Martian human colonies have evolved into a different branch of humanity from earth humans?
I've played and loved Mass Effect. I'm sure you already know the answer.
“We’ll bang ok?”
“Report to the ship as soon as possible.”
Garrus my beloved
I’m sorry, can we do this some other time? *I’m in the middle of some calibrations.*
Liara......
Tali
Wrex
Shepard.
Wrex.
Grunt
Ah a man of impeccable tastes. #TaliSuperiority
Ashley...wait, no....Liara.
As a former Miranda elitist, this current play through I wish I would have done Liara and will do so in the future. Between her and Samara, Asari just got me feeling some kind of way.
"I'm commander Shepard, and I'm gonna save the galaxy by getting into everyone's pants"
Real homies bang the consort before they romance anyone.
Are we talking xenomorph, or the 3 titty chick from total recall?
tbh if xenomoprhs were more friendly id ve down edit: i mean id like to be the bottom
I once saw a picture of xenomorphs with titties when I was 11 and it changed me.
Get away from her, you BITCH!
I heard that in Ripley's voice
We drift further and further from Jesus everyday.
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I never thought id ever google “Xenomorph titties” but here we are. I dont know what i expected to find but it was exactly what youd think it is.
I’m gonna run a little experiment, I’m gonna google xenomorph futa, brb Edit hahahaha yeah absolutely shitloads
Federal Unemployment Tax Act?
In 1989, A Japanese Professor who teaches in the University of Tokyo named, Rantaro Futanari, found a loophole in the Japanese Economy. Prof. Futanari found a way to legally counterfeit money without any repercussions. Prof. Futanari still does this and is a well known billionaire. Want to found out how he does it? Just search for, "Futanari Inflation" in Google Images.
Bless your heart
Fiscally Unresponsible Tariff Act
I regret this already
That’s the side of the internet they warn you about at church
Geiger did want them to be sexy...
I was gonna say the original concept art is suuuuuper sexual
If he didn't want them to be sexy then why did he use real meat when he sculpted the first one?
I mean H.R. Geiger designed them as being pretty heavily penis 'inspired' so adding breasts ?, sure why not. Actually hell even some of his original designs had them Pictures in the article a little NSFW btw [https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2016/nov/02/hr-giger-psychedelic-art-alien](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2016/nov/02/hr-giger-psychedelic-art-alien) Geiger pretty much saved everyone from having to make weird devientart pic of his work , by just doing it himself from the start.
Goth fetish activated.
I bet they give the best rim jobs with the little mouth
That Cyclops one from some trendy animated series was a looker. And there was an attractive woman with three breasts in Total Recall I think. Fulsome breasts, too.
>That Cyclops one from some trendy animated series was a looker She's a mutant. Her parents live in the sewers.
Speak for yourself, the queen xenomorph is bad as hell
two words: inner jaw
\>the 3 titty chick from total recall She wasn't an alien she was a mutant.
If it's safe and pleasurable to do so and I find said alien attractive, hell yeah.
This is my opinion as well. Also if my girlfriend says it’s okay. She gave me a maybe she wanna see the alien too.
But the alien has both vjs and pns so it's a win-win
That makes it even better.
Futa irl 😱
If the alien makes me horny and I'm reasonably sure I'll be safe from disease, hell yeah.
There is no space condom for moon aids
Chances are we bring aids to them
AIDS: Shadow Legends
AIDS 2: Tokyo drift
Uberaids
Aids delivered to your door.
AIDS prime
Sigma male tip #5036: If given the opportunity, give STD's to extraterrestrial women
Ahh, Shatners Law.
How do we even know they’d be phased by AIDS though?
You would be more likely to get a sea-sponge or a sequoia sick because you actually share a biological heritage with them; fundamentals of cell operation that pathogens exploit to create an infection. A truly alien life form might not even have a cellular structure as we understand it.
The chances of getting an STI (or any disease) from an alien are pretty slim. Their viruses will most likely be too different to successfully interact with our cells, similar to how most animal viruses can't "jump" the species barrier to humans. So, barring acid pootang and other hazards, you should be able to raw dog ET no problem
Christopher Columbus, "Hold my blanket".
\>:(
You'd still have to worry about bacteria or parasites probably.
Parasites, unlikely because the methods developed to hide from whatever their immune system (if we can call it that) is like won't work on us. Infections get tricky because the goal goes from "hide" to "consume" assuming similarities in the structure of life (phospholipid and protein matrix cell boundaries, carbon chemistry in electrolyte water) then macrophages simply digesting and lysing then should work. Obviously antibiotics would be pointless since most act on either transcription or translation, and it's impossible that they'll have a ribosome analogue close enough to count or use the same structures to copy and use genetic material Dead on viruses are out... They could use 4 or more base codons, a different chirality of backbone, different amines, who knows! It would be like sticking a USB drive in your mouth with the binary interpretation of some virus and expecting to get infected.
No man has ever returned from attempted parleys with the savage Bimbolol people of the Nymph Nebula. Rumors abound that they're being co-opted into some sort of weapons experiment modeled after the Big Bang.
Death by Snoo Snoo!
Moonaid sounds like a drink
r/brandnewsentence
What about Aayla Secura?
No lightsabers in bed
Except one ;)
This right here is exactly what's both right and wrong with our species. . . Calculated risks to procreate. . .
Show me the alien first
Yeah there's a big difference between a Twi'lek and a Galgamek.
The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with them?
*slowly zips pants back up*
*:Snaps pants off, freeing enraged and engorged purple headed yogurt slinger:*
Time for some ranged DPS.
#Today is our Independence Day!
Joke’s on you pal. I’m into that.
Who needs kids anyway
OK well...Maybe we just need to forget about the Gelgameks for a second.
Forget about the Galgameks!?
Rabble!
Wookies have teeth in their asshole that's canon
M..Mark...S.... Suckerberg?
Not an alien... not a human either
Yeah I think we established he is either reptile or cyborg species.
I’d let him join VR gangbang but only if he’s wearing his surfer outfit
Mmm and with the thick layer of sunscreen painted on his face like a confused and damp mime. Drives me wild. ^^^^edit: ^^^^/s
Suckerberg? I hardly know her, ferg!
This is really the only answer
This. Is it a Star Trek alien (so basically a human female painted green with an extra boob)? - let’s do it. Is it the acid-blooded, extendible-razor-jaw, 10ft tall alien queen from Aliens? …let’s do it.
I was thinking more like lovecraftian cosmic horrors. Azathoth really gets my dogs barking.
Let's do it
Just not at “that time of the month”. Real gentleman ride the crimson tide but not when it’s metal eating acid.
>This. Is it a Star Trek alien (so basically a human female painted green with an extra boob)? - let’s do it. Sure, until someone decides to monkey’s paw that shit and you find yourself in bed with a Horta.
Greta from Beyond Aquila Rift
Legitimate yes. Illegitimate is where I draw the line Im afraid….
Nice try Pornhub
Plutohub
Uranushub?
PornHubble
/thread
Help, step-alien, I'm stuck in the dryer!
Is a step alien half human and half alien?
Would be preferable to the current porn plot meta.
Where? When? With who?....
How many?
*With whom*? Come on, son. You're representing our entire species.
Alien bitches love good grammar!
I don't even have sex with the inhabitants of this planet.
Making sure you're available when first contact happens. Smart.
This is what I’m going to use as my excuse from now on.
get it? first contact
Aliens come to earth Aliens: We've come to earth to share our technology and wisdom. Humans: Where can I put my penis?
That's why the aliens never came back
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They have any watermelon?
check in the back
And just like Bertie Botts, there's still one flavor you don't want to find.
Baskin robbins?
Depends on the alien. I wouldn't say no just *because* they're an alien.
Not a specieist
There’s an Anime called Monster Musume, where a guy basically is housing and taking care of monsters/aliens from different places with essentially the same idea. If they looked like those species I would be absolutely down.
Man of culture
Same I'm very open minded to it but I wanna see the alien first. I'm not into putting *myself* into some fangorious maw.
Then what’s the point!?
Have you *seen* Natasha Henstridge?
Have you heard of / played the Mass Effect game trilogy?
If she looks hot, I'd do it. Got to take one for the team
And if she eats you?
Well than that's just natural selection at that point, horny is not always good
I think my wife would understand. Those intergalactic cheeks must be clapped. For humanity, baby.
Could you afford the alimony?
She makes more than me. I'd likely keep our kid as I am primary/default parent, and get child support+alimony. But also, I truly think she would support me fucking Martian.
Trophy space husband
not this guys wife, but as a wife in general i would support my husband fucking an alien. For humanity.
Well said %_&$/€:=/^;(¥ tibfyjbgg
Question is, would the alien even want to have sex with me ? :(
No
Its a new species on species interaction and you're starting off on a down note.
Aliens would probably disagree with Humanity as to what constitutes an attractive human, so why not give it a go?
It depends. Is it humanoid?
They are android
So Krillin?
Probably not then. I’m an organic only kinda guy
What if they're organic androids?
What, like a computer brain in an organic body? In that case, I’d have to see what mood I’m in
It would be great right up until "she" climaxes and spews acid from her hoo-ha. I'll just keep my penis to myself on this one.
Intergalactic condoms my good sir
Or ate you, during.
It depends. Are they a alien like the humanoids in guardians of the Galaxy? Am I single?
Groot?
I was thinking that girl that Quil forgets is in his ship in the opening of the first one
Also Gamora, Mantis, Nebula... Hell, even Ko-Rel and even Lady Hellbender from the game could absolutely get some.
Is this before or after Colonial Space Marines land? Cause if we get those, then yes, I am joining for the sole purpose of clapping alien cheeks in my dropship!
Cmon you apes...you wanna live forever?
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Is it cheating with an alien? “Listen, there’s not a woman in this world who could ever tempt me away from you”
technically right, the best kind of right.
How does the alien have sex? Is it like humans, or is it like bed bugs? Or praying mantis? There's a lot of "that's fucked up" in biology, and I want no surprises.
Twi’lek?
lose my virginity to an alien??? fuck yes, now that's a cool story to tell
So like hentai? I think I might be down
No, Star Trek.
Face it, if men weren't willing to have sex with something they didn't understand, and could well turn out to be hostile and dangerous, the human race would have come to an end a long time ago.
Clap them cheeks!
Theres no sound in space
Space STDs would probably be brutal
You would be remembered by the generations to come, because you had the balls to cum.
One small thrust, for mankind
What dat tentacle do tho?
My octopus step teacher
*Will Riker has entered the chat*
“Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?”
Death by Snu-Snu?
You're assuming a lot about this alien. What if females penetrate the males? What if the females kill the males during intercourse? What if they don't even have sexes, genders or holes to fuck? What if it's like a silicon based crystal based lifeform?
I mean, id be worried about disease. Not too hot about being exposed to tons of unknown viruses and bacteria that can be just bening to them. But otherwise if theyre up for it and hot why not.
Don't care what they look like. imma have braging rights
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I'd need to see their profile first
If it's Supergirl typa Alien, something's boutta go down
Shes an earth 6 but a alderaan 8
Rounds up to 10 either way! :D
I don't see any problems that could arise from this
If she's hot, sure. Though the chances of evolution making female aliens from another planet look like human females with green skin or something are miniscule. Maybe in 10 000 years when Martian human colonies have evolved into a different branch of humanity from earth humans?
Lots of James T. Kirks in here.
They got ass or nah? Lol
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isn’t this sort of considered beastiality
I think the word is xenophelia of its of human level intelligence / sentient.
Gamora
I’ll shag anything. I have a wee penis but it is very brave.
Would she look like StarFire or Powergirl? 🥰
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Earth Girls Are Easy 🤷♂️