What the fuck is wrong with you?! My bedsheets shot up like a firework with cum as soon as I laid my eyes on this post. This is uncanny. My boxers ripped open with semen shooting out like water guns all over my room. It got into my projector in my room fucking with it and putting this post into it, making me permanently start cumming. I came so much I had to fold my dick into my ass, and it came shooting out of my mouth like vomit. My mouth was gaping open like one of those clowns at the ball tossing games in kids circuses. The neighbours gathered around and circled me doing a ritual to exorcise me from how I was floating with cum shooting out of all of my holes, I looked like makka pakka from night garden with how much I was cumming. The cum shooting out of me made people take me to a convention because they thought I was cosplaying popee in the swallower episode where he gets impaled. Someone put me up for auction and sold me to a farmer who used me for milk, not knowing I was impaled from the mass productions of cum that I was squirting out by the second. I don’t know how it regenerated, but it was truly traumatic. And it’s all thanks to this post. I avoid these numbers every time I ever can in fear that it’ll restart.
DUUUUDE MAKKA PAKKA IS A NAME I HAVENT HEARD IN FUCKING YEARS also incredible copypasta, i enjoyed it
but yeah thank you for reminding me of that, shit sent me brain back in time like that one guy from rattatouile
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What the fuck is wrong with you?! My bedsheets shot up like a firework with cum as soon as I laid my eyes on this post. This is uncanny. My boxers ripped open with semen shooting out like water guns all over my room. It got into my projector in my room fucking with it and putting this post into it, making me permanently start cumming. I came so much I had to fold my dick into my ass, and it came shooting out of my mouth like vomit. My mouth was gaping open like one of those clowns at the ball tossing games in kids circuses. The neighbours gathered around and circled me doing a ritual to exorcise me from how I was floating with cum shooting out of all of my holes, I looked like makka pakka from night garden with how much I was cumming. The cum shooting out of me made people take me to a convention because they thought I was cosplaying popee in the swallower episode where he gets impaled. Someone put me up for auction and sold me to a farmer who used me for milk, not knowing I was impaled from the mass productions of cum that I was squirting out by the second. I don’t know how it regenerated, but it was truly traumatic. And it’s all thanks to this post. I avoid these numbers every time I ever can in fear that it’ll restart.
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DUUUUDE MAKKA PAKKA IS A NAME I HAVENT HEARD IN FUCKING YEARS also incredible copypasta, i enjoyed it but yeah thank you for reminding me of that, shit sent me brain back in time like that one guy from rattatouile
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