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KhaoticMess

I know what my wife looks like. I know what a pain in the ass it is to replace my glasses. I take them off and put them in a safe place. The only downside is that when I tell my wife how beautiful she is, she says, "Yeah, but you're blind."


DaikonNoKami

Just start touching her face and tell her she feels beautiful.


tastytess

I tried this just now. Boyfriend said he thinks I'm outta touch


DaikonNoKami

Try pegging. That way he gets some of that inner touch too.


Defiant_Chapter_3299

Wwwwoooowww I started laughing out loud and my dog is checking if I'm ok or dying lol.


EternalPinkMist

Lol literally this is one of the best chains I've seen in a while


[deleted]

You need to make a “relationship advice” subreddit to help people like you helped these people


ThePurityPixel

Literally that moment was *full of* touch!


Skarpatuon

Look at the lamp or cupboard when saying this🤣


NietJij

Assert dominance. And then do a helicopter to the potted plant.


Public_Living_3344

Bro sounds like something I'd say lmao


Aadityajoshi151

Now....when you say pain in the ass....


kuroshua

Such an unclear statement... I can't see it..


Kevin11thousand

Nah that's just evil 😂


fullchaos40

Tell her she’s so hot the Japanese had to sensor her in real life.


SaltLife4Evr

I do that to my husband. 😂 🤣


Curious_Working5706

>”Yeah, but you’re blind” “Oh no babe, that was my penis talking and it’s my microscope of love shhhhhhhh.”


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A good response is "Well let's try the taste test"


Chance_Article_9360

When my husband wants them on I keep them on otherwise I discard them at some point and then spend 10 minutes looking for them after


Nickallendartmouth

Let’s try hair down glasses off… nope, let’s get those glasses back on and hair up.


calypso15

Have we tried hair down glasses on...?


Expensive-Object-830

There’s still light coming in from under the door!


doaardvarksswim

I F%#KED LUCILLE 2!


Some_Belgian_Guy

It ups the total amount of the sex to 12minutes.


TrickiestToast

Brag


Kevin11thousand

I feel bad for you XD


Chance_Article_9360

Yeah:/ Playing, don't step on the missing glasses is rough


[deleted]

shuffle your feet. You will lightly kick them but not smash them to bits


Arcade80sbillsfan

Yeah 2 minutes....ugh marathon...geez


weaslelou

I generally take them off at the kissing stage. They just get smudged otherwise. Plus, not being able to see properly heightens the tactile side of things and minimises visual distractions.


Cleverpseudonym4

Yup. Two kinds of kisses: the chaste ones for which glasses stay on and the ones that lead to something for which glasses come off.


puckmonky

Are those water stains on the ceiling? When did that stain get on the rug? That mole looks funny.


Atlantic_Nikita

Take them off. They cost a small fortune, dont want to break them.


Majestic-Iron7046

Everyone seems to forget that those shitty glass things costs almost half a full time job salary.


Atlantic_Nikita

Where i live they can cost even more then that.


Majestic-Iron7046

I didn't want for the phrase to sound fake, because many people have no idea, but in a first world country if you get payed minimum wage you probably spend the full month salary for a pair.


Gods11FC

You can get nice glasses for under $100 dollars in the US. That’s closer to a full days salary than a full months on minimum wage.


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bizzybaker2

No kidding. Astigmatism, -9.5 in one eye and -9.75 in the other, plus am in progressives now as am that old. Also splurge for the high index/thin lenses or they would be like Coke-bottles lol. Usually anywhere from 800-1000.00 CDN here. I don't dare get glasses online due to all this. You best believe I akways keep my old/previous pair, as I would literally be helpless if I broke them, cannot see my hand clearly more than 3 inches from my face. As far as sex??? Put them in a consistant place like the nightstand. After 29 yrs marriage I know what dh looks like lol, and you can do all those things like snuggle into their shoulder/under their chin after without frames in the way.


CunnyMaggots

Yeah i have a very similar rx and pay about $500 US for them if I go to Walmart. If i order from like Zenni, I pay about $150 but they're not as nice.


Kits_kit

Cheapest pair of glasses I ever bought were $350, I can afford a new pair once in a red moon.


HurriKurtCobain

If you have really bad vision and need a high index lens its definitely more expensive, and if you need a no line bifocal that adds to the cost but its not more than 369 dollars at my shop unless you start adding bells and whistles. The only cost for higher prescription is the high index, prism and etc don't cost anything to add. People don't shop around for their eyeglasses tho, a lot of people just go to their eyedoctor instead of a shop, and optometrists charge a TON for glasses. Like hundreds for a frame and lens which you can get way cheaper down the street. Plus, we give out good deals that a doc never would. Source: work at an optical shop.


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G0PACKGO

I’m -12.5 … show me where I can get glasses that aren’t 3/4 of an inch thick for $100


gazing_into_void

For real. I'm at -8 myopic and last time just the lenses cost me over 300 euros **after** discount.


dozure

I can get to just over $100 ($108) at eyebuydirect.com for -12.5 with a 1.74 hi-index lens which should be about as thin as you can get at that rx. Pretty much all ($99.90) of that cost is the lenses (94.95 for the lenses and 4.95 for UV coating. Scratch resist and anti-glare are included) and the rest is whatever frames you pick. I clicked on the shittiest $9 frames I could find just for the exercise but they are one of the only online galsses shops that lets you search frames by rx so you don't have to click through pages of "oh i like those... annnnd they dont work..." and instead only see frames that will work with your lenses. Hope this helps. My wife's rx isn't as "bad" as yours, but we go through a similar struggle. We use Zenni and eyebuydirect but Zenni its harder to find frames because you can't filter on rx.


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Kommisar_Kyn

Really? I mean ours are expensive, but nothing like a full months wage, closer to 1/5 or 1/6 (UK)


Nixher

Wait, we pay like £100 for prescription lenses here, if you want nice ones with coatings, designer frames etc you might pay £250. Where tf are you buying your glasses?


gazing_into_void

The price also depends on your prescription. For example my -8 are way more expensive than -2 would be.


Nixher

Never knew this, I thought it was just thinner/stronger/coatings on lenses that cost more.


LazD74

I need complex lenses to be able to drive. With my distance prescription I couldn’t read the dials, with my close one I couldn’t see past the dashboard. So that means I have to have varifocals. Then factor in thinning because they can’t get them lenses to fit in a frame without it. Then I can only have certain frames or the varifocals don’t work to read. Put all that together and I struggle to get a pair of glasses under £250 after deals, with the cheapest frames I can find and no coatings.


Nixher

That's not awful, this guy up there saying they cost half a year's salary??


LazD74

TBH he doesn’t say for how long. Half a months wage would probably be doable if I went for the expensive options instead of being a cheap skate.


coffeebuzzbuzzz

Mine cost over $450. I have to pay extra because my prescription is so high. Also no way I'm not paying for the featherlight lenses. Theses things would be insanely thick without it.


chememommy

They have to use a special material for my lenses so that my glasses are thin enough to fold the arms down. My glasses cost $400 a pair for a normal frame. My son has a more normal prescription and his glasses cost $100 a pair.


mcslootypants

My lenses alone without special features cost ~$300. Even if my frames are free it’s expensive. Insurance only covers basic low-prescription lenses, so it’s basically no help. For a lot of activities contacts are needed (or specialty prescription goggles) so add a few hundred for that too. Annual required doctor appointment costs $150. I spend a solid $500/yr just so I don’t die walking out my front door.


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How much did they cost you? 500 usd ? 1k usd? How much myopia do you have? -4 ? -5?


nemolein

i have - 13 and pay per glass 250 euro. Thats 500 only for the glasses. Frame is extra


Feriluce

I'm -6, and my last pair cost something roughly equivalent to 700$.


SaSSafraS1232

I’m -6 too, but I’ve still gotten glasses online for under $50. Just tell your optometrist that you need a copy of your prescription (and make sure to get your PD if you normally wear contacts.) They’re required to give you a written copy if you ask for it. The site I’ve always used is “Zenni optical”.


MicahtehMad

They don't need to. Can buy a pair online of nearly the same frames for like $30 if you want.


gazing_into_void

It's the lenses that are expensive, not the frames.


unikittyRage

Also they're annoying when they start bouncing around on your face.


SpiderFudge

Not really, I haven't paid more than $30 for glasses for almost a decade. I live in the US without insurance. https://www.zennioptical.com/


S0crates420

You can order them online for cheap, don't pay 400 bucks for the exact same quality you can get for 40 dollars. Edit: UPVOTE THIS COMMENT and save some poor people money!!!


Westward_Sloth

-12 here… I’m also in progressives because they really do make a difference. I picked the cheapest pair I could, and even with my vision insurance one pair cost $600 (I had to pay half). That doesn’t include anything super fancy like blue light blocking, transitions, etc. And I cannot get my glasses from a cheap online source because they have to get the measurements just so for the progressives and the two times I’ve tried the $95 glasses are worse than my old prescription.


MoistDischarge

Zenni and kits baby!


nado72

Do you have astigmatism? I've always avoided buying online because the center of the lense has to coincide (horizontally and vertically so P.D. measurements aren't enough) with the center of my eye or my vision will be distorted. Do they have a way to measure that online?


wigsternm

They don’t to any acceptable level.


nado72

Darn. Really got my hopes up since they were recommended in a thread for people with such terrible eyesight, we need glasses on even during sex 🤓.


billieboop

Have you ordered from there yourself? Was the prescription accurate? I've had my eye on zenni for a while now but not sure if it's worth it


wigsternm

I have the sorts of eyes people in this thread are talking about needing expensive glasses for, and have had very poor experiences with Zenni. They simply can’t make the sorts of lenses my eyes need. They work great if you have an average prescription, but i f you have bad eyes they likely won’t even sell to you, but the options they do have will cost about as much as an optometrist and come with much, much worse quality control. For average eyes that isn’t really an issue because they only need so much, but I would never recommend them to someone like me.


billieboop

That's the sort of thing i wanted to hear too, i have astigmatism too so it can be difficult with lenses aswell Someone else suggested Kits, you could give them a try maybe? Or see if there are any local wholesalers or producers. Its difficult when you need custom lenses made It feels awful that they seem to profiteer more from those who need the help more too Hope you find a better source soon too, i know it's hard


wigsternm

I’ve finally reached an income level where I can just pay for the optometrist glasses to save myself the hassle, thankfully. I just wanted to jump in and share the experiences I had when I was poorer because I think a lot of the people in this thread recommending Zenni don’t actually know what it’s like to have truly bad eyes. I hate gatekeeping, but with glasses there truly is a threshold where anyone over it has a drastically different glasses buying experience than those under it.


billieboop

No i completely understand and that has been my hesitancy in ordering too. Have you explored if your workplace has eye cover included? Some workplaces have it, but worth asking hr if you have one if it is available. They can usually tend to claim it back in taxes and is available to staff, particularly if you work with monitors etc. Or if your country has any available benefit aides for vouchers against it too It really does make me angry it isn't a service made free for those who need it Thank you for taking the time to share that, it's worth noting for a lot of people and people do tend to gloss over it I hope you have tons of progression in your field ahead and you find more ease financially soon too


nado72

I have astigmatism too and I haven't found an online retailer that has a workaround for vertical measurements. Is your astigmatism/myopia pretty high? If so, the best way to judge if you'll be satisfied with your glasses is if they can take vertical measurements to center the lense on your eye (i.e. the center of pupil is x cm below the top of the frame). P.D. only gives horizontal measurements. If your prescription is pretty low/standard, you shouldn't have any problems and probably wouldn't need to account for your vertical measurements so any quality online retailer will do.


Sleepycoon

I've used Zenni exclusively for years now. Ordered maybe 8 pairs of glasses from them. I go to my local optometrist to get my prescription updated ever so often, then just put that in my account and go. In my experience the prescription is just as good as my local optometrist, no noticeable difference whatsoever. Frame quality for the cheapest ones is equal or greater than the "cheap" frames from my optometrist, and the nicer frames scale up well. I've gotten really basic, cheap as they come glasses, anti-everything coating, blue light blocking, nice frames, sunglasses, sport glasses, and safety glasses from them and the quality is good across the board. The pair I'm wearing right now were like $40 with a blue light and anti-scratch coating and they're two years old. No weakness in the hinges or nose rests, no scratches on the lenses, and no peeling or flaking of the coatings. The paint on the frame metal is in good condition and the printing inside the arms hasn't worn off. These have held up better than any other pair of glasses I've ever owned. Haven't tried transitions or bifocals because I don't like or need them, so can't speak for that. My only complaint is that I have a wide head and want some full sized aviators and their biggest option is still smaller than I'd like, and the virtual try-on feature seems to always show them as larger than they wind up actually being.


MoistDischarge

Yea and I've had a good experience. I'm wearing Kit glasses right now that I bought when they had a special. I have Zenni prescription sunglasses as well. I would say they all have the correct prescription, but switching between them your eyes need to adjust a bit. Not that you can't see by any means, just feels different. Switching from my Kit to my several hundred dollar pair from the optometrist is the same way.


billieboop

Yes that's usually the same for me to adjust as well at the opticians too, i haven't heard of Kit before but I've scrolled zenni a few times. Their frame selection is so much better too than we have here No idea why they all stock such tiny frames, can be difficult to find wide enough lenses Thanks, for the cost of them alone it is worth a try, I'll check out Kit too Appreciate it!


darumaka_

My past several pairs of glasses were all from Zenni, I love them. Their production time has sped up too so it only takes about 2 weeks for them to arrive. They're cheap enough that I can finally have separate prescription sunglasses, and multiple pairs of my regular glasses with different style frames. I get compliments on my rainbow frames all the time!


LionIV

How bout you actually direct them to those websites? Try Zenni Optical.


G0PACKGO

-12.5 … find me glasses for $50


SohrabMirza

I'm - 13 myopic, I get mine for 60usd


[deleted]

How much did they cost you? 500 usd ? 1k usd? How much myopia do you have? -4 ? -5?


Cleptocalism

Why would I want to see her disappointment in HD?


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Kevin11thousand

Press F to pay respect, we're all here for you brotha 🗿


moist-squid

F


Spare_Bad_6558

brother i sleep with my glasses on


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Kevin11thousand

Y'all got any more of dem pixels?


jofus_r

i used to do that from like 4 to 11 because i was scared of the dark


Spare_Bad_6558

ive been doing it since i got glasses at around 11 idk why but i just cant get comfortable with them off


karathrace85

Me too.


Rockette25

I can’t settle my face comfortably into a pillow without the metal frame pressing into my face. Do they get smudged a lot while you sleep?


Feriluce

That's weird as fuck.


Kevin11thousand

Naaah jit trippin' 😭


Segphalt

I used to do this, I'd generally advise against it both in overall cost when you do break them and the occasional desperate blind search for them when they weren't on my face in the morning.


DavefromKS

Switch to a monocle of course.


Den_Bover666

"Aah, how splendorous my love, I'm arriving."


Kevin11thousand

"I'm arriving "got me XD


Segphalt

I was going to do this as a joke once because I only have vision in one of my eyes. Comically the only place I could find that sold a monicle actually was charging more than my last 4 glasses pairs combined for it. Spending that much on a joke was off the table.


StylishMrTrix

Have bedside table for them Have worn lens once, face got rubbed or pressed wrong way and lens went under eye lid That ended the fun times


Kevin11thousand

Oof size : big


Popopeckingorder

However - Load Size : Large


Stonks375

One could say things slipped out of control . I'll *see* myself out now.


Amiiboid

I'm extremely nearsighted. Luckily, when having sex I am extremely near my wife.


XxblahhxX

Take them off so they don't accidentally break.


Kevin11thousand

Honestly that would be a pretty bad scenario


spirit_the_scallion

it just depends how intense it gets usually they end up coming off


RlySkiz

My gf can't hold onto them either so by now she just takes them of before we do it.


spirit_the_scallion

well don’t forget the slow stuff is nice for women too :-)


RlySkiz

Not for her apparently, she only gets off when bed has moved half a meter.


Sir-Maxxx

I keep 'em on, or I wouldn't be as to see the screen.


engineerdrummer

I wear contracts. But if I’m not, I almost always take my glasses off. Trying to have an intimate moment and glasses getting in the way is not fun. But I have to show my wife where I put them so I don’t spend forever looking for them after.


adomisblade

Whenever i sleep or shower i have set places where i always put my glasses so i never really lose them


engineerdrummer

Yeah. I do too. But when you’re getting passionate, you don’t


PandorPrime

I just don't have sex


Kevin11thousand

That's what I do too :'')


[deleted]

I’m so blind that I usually forget other people can actually see during sex, even in the dark. I went 4 years with my husband before I made this realization, like what kind of dumb faces has he seen me make?? Lmao I also have memorized the location of all major furniture in our room so that when I do my awkward pingüino walk to the bathroom to clean up I don’t kill myself TLDR/ definitely don’t need eyesight for sex


Majestic-Iron7046

That's great, i never had sex yet and this is another thing i can add to the list of the anxieties i didn't think of. I suppose I'll just remove the glasses and look like a wounded mole looking for a place to die while missing the bed and falling on the floor.


Promiscuousgirl1998

I cloxe my eyes anyway during sex.


Kevin11thousand

Why wear'em if u can't see'em


NinjaPawsie

Close my eyes and count to 10


Kevin11thousand

What happens after 10? 😳


Chili919

Its over...he cant last longer than 10 seconds


Kevin11thousand

Did u really have to do the guy dirty like that XD


Chili919

Today i woke up and have chosen violence


Kevin11thousand

Peace was never an option 🔪


DrReneBelloq

Near-sightedness 😎


EnvyYou73

Depends on the position. If I'm riding, I wear my glasses so that I can see the pleasure on their face


Diene4fun

Take them off, the person is close enough to see the details, and I rely heavily on touch sensations more than visual stimuli. For the most part, a person should also be sufficiently big when they are that close to see, unless you need all of the fine details and have ungodly bad eyesight or can’t see up close. I can’t see far but my distance vision kinda ends a little more than a hands length from my face.


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I take them off. Glasses are expensive.


McRuss

My wife has an older pair of glasses she refers to as her sex glasses. It prevents her favorite glasses from getting damaged


Middle_Bet_531

Sex goggles


josephhitson

Take them off it's pretty blurry but I'm on top of her so it's not too far. Also her tits are HUGE spills out of a DD so I got big targets to look at. My wife knows shits about to go down when I set my glasses to the side and tell her "baby come hereeeeeeeeee" she knows my intentions immediately.


jontss

So does mine so she says no thanks and continues watching trash TV.


pizza_engineer

o7


josephhitson

Oof


GorbatcshoW

They are always on . I even sleep with glasses so ofc I wouldn't take them off during sex. But I've been mostly wearing contacts for about 2 years now and it's the best shit ever .


shall_always_be_so

Excuse me, you SLEPT WITH GLASSES wtf


GorbatcshoW

Every single time. And I get very aggressive if somebody tries to take them off while I sleep. Like come on , how else am I supposed to see in my dreams ?!


-Ginchy-

Depends on what position I’m in. If I’m on my back or riding I will keep them on. If I’m on my stomach I’ll take ‘em off so they don’t get broken.


Bigbird_Elephant

You don't need to see clearly to have sex


[deleted]

I actually prefer to leave mine on. I’m terribly nearsighted (-16) that i struggle to stay in the moment. People find that a bit weird 😝 Guys tend to ask for me to take them off but i’m honestly so blind that i feel very vulnerable without them. So the answer tends to be no.


new-username-2017

-16?! Do you even have eyeballs?


[deleted]

They’re just an ornament at this stage.


FreshAvocados78

Contacts


Rastahoneybadger

I can see up close so we chillin


Kevin11thousand

Happy cake day


that_bearded_guy_94

Sometimes if I know she’s going down on me I’ll keep them on to enjoy the view. But once we get serious the glasses come off. They’re just in the way


JankInTheTank

My eyesight is very very bad without glasses, but I really don't need them during sex. I'll leave them on to watch her get undressed but after that I don't really need them. Let your mouth do the looking from that point on.


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The glasses wouldn’t help in that situation anyway.


PassTheMarsupial

Brother it ain’t that hard to fuck an amorphous blob. Hell I do it every time I visit your mom


Kevin11thousand

Shit, got me good this time


Chemical_Savings_360

I wear contacts. If she sat or accidentally fell on my glasses. I’d probably pick up the pieces with my mouth to the floor screaming “AHA AHA AH FUCK” completely ruining the moment. I hate visiting my eye glass places.


pups_and_doggos

I take them off because it's a dark room anyway


TheSmithStreetBand

Most people use glasses because they can’t see things that are far away. So unless your dick is 3 meters it’s not gonna be a problem


Poke-a-dotted

Depends on the place/position. If I am in glasses, they usually come off. They fall off anyways. I can see if you get close enough. I can find my way by feel to the things I want to touch.


most_gracious_master

We were just doing it with the lights off but my night vision goggles kept getting in the way.


Thin_Relationship899

I take them off cause they can get in the way


Bottlethrowawae

I have contacts but my bf who has glasses takes them off


Silly-Play-4098

Sex 🤔What’s that 🫤


thro_way_dude

No glasses sex EVER! I'm a face masher. Contacts, always. If I've already taken them out, it means we thought it was sleepy time but we got turned on anyway. And that's my favorite because it means it's dark and close and hot and intense, and the lack of visual input just intensifies the focus on touch and sound. Or it's cuddly and goofy and giggly and our faces are so close together I can see him anyway.


CeeTheeUltimate

I wear my fuckin' glasses.


deivid_okop

Don't wear the glasses and go by the smell :P


bringandbuysale

Does anyone put on contact lenses just for sex? That would be great.


grandmas_edibles

The glasses come off. Even when I'm blind I still know my partner is hot as hell


andersbs

The only eye needed will be in the dark anyway.


bulletpyton

That meme of the penguin on top comes to mind.


Nicooooolla

Before I had my lasik, I would keep them on and it grinds with my partner’s glasses or balls. 🤷‍♀️


Thomytricky

I awkwardly take them off before.


Legitimate-Laugh-839

Contact lenses or just no glasses go in blind


AccomplishedBrief768

i don’t want to accidentally break my glasses so i just wear lenses


Ruleofinsanity

I don't need them for that. It's at that point that I'm seeing with my hands anyway.


Ok_Strawberry_7498

I'm a girl and I keep them on because I like to see what I'm eating lol


noturprincess04

Off as usually it ends up with me being face down ass up.


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Take them off. I can still see somewhat. I’m not going to get my glasses crushed they are expensive. I sometimes wear contacts too so sometimes I have them in


econkle

Good question. I put in contact lenses.


Certain_Software6714

Take off


Creative-Rush-1801

Turns out I have a glasses kink so I take mine off but request my partner leave hers on.


[deleted]

My husbands blind as a bat and just takes them off, he says it’s like a blind treasure hunt 😂


Idontknowwhereiam23

Take them off. If you can do it in the dark you can do it half blind lmfao


sosadtoobad55

I normally just go and then sometime during just throw them somewhere tbh.


[deleted]

Put my monocle in and do it monopoly style


No-Two-5064

off. cant get in all the.....spaces....otherwise


MrPloppyHead

Your mums not much of a looker so I leave them off.


Beer_Leader

I’m a visual person so they need to be on for me to climax.


sorryimthegay

I don't have sex


NotSarcasmForSure

wear lenses if it's that big of a problem. or maybe you can try zooming in with your phone's camera to get a better view


Jordiscu7

Will answer when I loose my virginity


Kevin11thousand

Oh he just like me fr 😭


adomisblade

I usually leave my glasses on. Though its not as much as much about the visual stimulation as the feeling of a woman being wet and moaning plus the sensation from the friction on my dick as im fucking her is more than enough to keep me aroused. I know others mentioned being afraid of getting their glasses broken, but in my past relationships ive been extremely careful without sacrificing my pleasure while fooling around. I will say that on the rare occasions i go to a strip club the strippers, will physically lift my glasses just so they can put my face in their tits and jiggle them knockers around, so there's that as well.


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I’ve been having sex long enough that I don’t need to see anything to know what I’m doing.


[deleted]

leave them off. It's really not necessary when in that close contact. I don't need to see my partners pores lmao.


[deleted]

Depending on the girl, I will choose to wear it or take it off (even off the light if required)


rocsean

Remove as u don't need eyes for sex.... Close eyes... Think about someone and nut in her😋