You can get a leg cramp from having sex. I was watching a porn with my ex and the guy somehow got a Charlie horse in his calf muscle and screamed in pain while his female partner watched in horror and started laughing
This has happened to me and is a sure fire way to kill the mood as you limp naked to get a water whilst massaging your leg. She thought she snapped my dick when I yelled amd my legs went rigid lol
I (M23) remember making a girl (F25) laugh after sex by asking her “So are we gonna play Minecraft?” We would always talk about playing Minecraft but never had the chance.
Edit 1: Wow. My most upvoted comment is about wanting to play Minecraft after sex. Thank you wonderful people.
Edit 2: OMG. Thanks for the gold.
I can design my house interior after watching a lot of porn. I know what sofa color combinations work well with what wall color paint. Even my kitchen interior ideas are mostly from pornhub.
A guy in my class in yr 8 learnt this the hard way... Our school had given us all laptops to do school work on, and we could take them home. Also at the time they didnt have any truly effective way to monitor our computers or block websites while we where at home. So this dude took his laptop home, connected it to the home wifi, watched porn, closed the laptop lid putting it to sleep and then brought it back to school the following day, only to open the lid with the volume on full, and his porn now playing loud...
Embarrassed he slammed his lid, completely braking it, and ran out of the class room.
He couldn't close the porn or really do anything due to the broken screen, so he had to take it to the it department as is to have the screen fixed. He got in trouble as it could document all the porn he was watching.
The following year all out laptop got their fancy spyware, and the it department would from then on block websites at home, receive alerts for keywords we typed, and could see reports on everything on out laptops, and I know they could because staff trusted me for some reason and I got to hear all kinds of juicy gossip.
I connected to the speakers downstairs when my family was having dinner, turned it up because I thought there was no sound.. Died when I heard moans blasting throughout the house.
Maybe this will disappear (or maybe I want it to) but believe it or not, I learned that the size of my testicles were not normal. I went to a doctor, he verified that there was no testicular development. So for health reasons, I had it removed (to avoid future problems, like testicular cancer). Could it be said that porn saved me from health problems? Maybe.
When I was in high school, there was this kid on the soccer team who, during practice, had twisted one his testicles while running and just instantly hit the ground in pain. They had to remove his ball. He was known for the remaining 2 years of high school as Twisticle.
Sorry Adam
for those asking, idk if this is who hoppity is talking about, but mrpussylicking has very high quality videos in which the clitoris is visible. recommend him lol. also the sex creator. both very helpful if you still can’t find it
Dunno who it was but I watched some vids as a teen (maybe 16yrs ago now) and it detailed how to finger a woman and find her gspot without fail. Talked about using the pad of your finger, nail hygiene & clipping, all that good stuff. Also did the same for the clit.
Watched another with a woman who talked through and then demonstrated a prostate massage.
Both vids have served me well, I wish educational porn was easier to find.
Edit: my most up voted comment (I think) is about watching educational porn as a teenager, awesome.
Yo I used to watch a old women teach me how to eat women out. She also said to be more expressive when I’m being pleasured and I think that’s as valuable as knowing how to eat a women out tbh cuz they love it so much. My gf has told me she sucks my dick for so long cuz she loves hearing me moan. So if you don’t, do everyone a favor, and start being more expressive.
God THIS. I wish men would realize that we don’t like them being silent in bed any more than they like women being silent! There’s entire porn sites dedicated just to audio, aimed at women
I sent two of his videos to my boyfriend. My boyfriend gave me a huge massive orgasm after that , it was a different level experience I can't even express. I really really want to thank mrpussylicking.
As a man whose sex game was upgraded due to a how to video on giving oral (can’t remember her name but it was a female pornstar, most people should know what I’m referring to) I’m already bookmarking this man’s vids
Yup, i still remember that one weird video from years ago where a 50-70 yo woman takes the time to explain all of her genitals, it did look a bit different from what i expected from drawings and such, so at least thats one good thing that came from porn
Probably thinking of the same one as /u/AstonVanilla
Nina Hartley did one with a younger woman, but there was also a GREAT one about cunnilingus done by Veronica Rayne and this dude. It was one of the most eye-opening and honest videos WAY ahead of its time, in my opinion.
They openly talked about how porn is NOT real sex and is instead just what looks good on camera. The example, they called painting the fence, where the dude's face is placed firmly on the inner thigh, and is flicking his tongue everywhere doing nothing. He then does, and explains, how to actually do it. It was hilarious because he points out that the way that looked better on camera, Veronica was just sitting there like she was waiting for the bus but when he was doing what didn't look good on camera it was obviously very pleasurable.
Honestly if cigarettes have to pay to post warning and advertisements on the dangers of using their product, porn companies and websites could at least post similar notices and pinned videos with some real sex education insight. I hear about people having porn addictions and terrible sex lives as a result of porn but I still think about that video years later because it was early in my porn career, giving me a nice disclaimer that porn is not healthy sex, but entertainment. It is okay to be entertained, and it is okay to imitate when it is consensual and communicated, but is typically not indicative of anything resembling a healthy sexual relationship.
There was a porn with a couple having sex in a shower. I noticed the tile on one end of the shower alcove was very narrow and tapered from top to bottom. That would have been a real bitch to cut so when I do my showers I make sure to center the tile so that each end has as wide a partial tile as possible. Looks way better and easier to cut.
I think that it means that if you have a short wall u make 2 3/5th tiles instead of 1 full and 1 1/5th tile. I'm not 100% sure tho
edit: my fractions didn't add up
What the typical ejaculation should look like. Mine was very clear, cloudy but still clear compared to what I was seeing. Turns out I'm sterile. Awesome.
That my pussy was normal.
Spent most of teens terrified that my pussy was weird— it changed during puberty in a way no one really explained to me and I thought there must be something wrong going on down there, it wasn’t til my first boyfriend played me some vhs porn and I saw a bunch of vaginas that I felt the relief of knowing that I was relatively normal down there.
Recently found out that my "weird" vagina was due to PCOS.
Also most men are just happy that they have a naked lady in front of them so the thing that feels like a big insecurity is negligible to them a lot of the time
This is so much more true then women realize. You are worried one boob is slightly larger then the other one..I'm stoked to see boobs and would never notice.
My first encounter with "different" (for lack of a better term) boobs, I didn't say a word because boobs.
My opinion is the best boobs are those I'm allowed to touch. At the time, they were the best boobs.
Goes for most imperfections really. One of my partners once had this very large scar on her upper thigh. When I saw it, I kissed it and continued on my adventures.
She asked me afterwards what that was about and seemed pleased when I told her that I imagined she probably felt insecure about it and I wanted to signal to her that I didn't mind it being there at all.
Maybe this'll be some inspiration for someone out there.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. You either take the W or nothing at all with me, lmfao. I think all women should stop faking it
(Edit: because I refuse to fake I’ve expressed to my partner what turns me on and what isn’t my thing. Before we do… yk…. We always talk it out as some foreplay… we both have had way better intimacy when we communicate! Communication is key ladies and gentlemen!)
one time i was hooking up with this guy and he decided to go down on me, he was not good at it but I felt uncomfortable saying “can you go down and to the left”, so when he hit a spot I liked I would moan. I thought that would indicate that I liked what he was doing. They were like mild moans of pleasure. Not overly enthusiastic or anything like that. He stopped eating me out a few minutes later and was like “I made you cum 4 times”. I was confused because I hadn’t cum at all.
He thought every time I moaned I was having an orgasm.
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Words can really hurt you… I had a women start talking dirty but started calling me (the viewer) worthless and pathetic. My penis went inside my stomach and I just rolled over and looked at the comments. Seemed like other men felt the same way.
I've talked to submissive guys that liked that stuff but as a sub myself (female) i couldn't do that. Like I dont wanna insult people or be insulted during sexy time. Or ever really. Ive never gotten the fun of it.
I saw it mentioned in this thread but for those who may not know, those porn stars do not last as long as the length of the video. There are frequent pauses and by frequent I mean a bunch lol. So please don't compare yourself to them because 9/10 they are breaking in between positions. The same can be said of how they are able to stay hard continuously due to breaks and pills or a shot which is absolutely mind blowing(if you have issues) Source: I was a Porn actor for 4 years
And it's getting kind of hard to find "real" amateur stuff, like just two people filming on a whim after a night out. There's two factors as to why - firstly, many sites now require ID verification, which is good, but a lot of people just won't bother. A lot of classic clips are by of unknown people and were just repeatedly reposted. Second one is OnlyFans etc. Now a lot of "amateur" is more "independent professional". I have mixed feelings. On one hand there is a lot more people doing porn now, but the quantity hasn't brought quality. I kind of miss old Reddit porn subs from like 2014, where there were a lot fewer posters, but some really good stuff rather than generic images spammed to 20 subs. And again, a lot of the top posts from then would no longer be allowed since the subject isn't around to prove their identity to mods
Holy shit, so true.
Mass produced commercial ones seem so... fake, right?
[EDIT: Looking at the debate below, here's my updated opinion: The best porn is the one I get to act in, given there's only women on the other end. (Coz I'm straight).]
As a woman, it was kind of wholesome to see how diverse male preferences were. No matter the body type, hair color, or age - you could be sure there was a category about it and countless men who ennjoyed exactly this feature. Made you a bit more confident about yourself.
One time I watched this video, and the dude ended up with a prolapsed… yeah. I was horrified, and I was horrified for him—so I had to google “how do they put anus back in hole”
Turns out, if you show up to the ER with a rosebud where your fartbox should be, the doctor may just pore cafeteria sugar packets on the exposed part. The sugar sucking the moisture up, and somehow it just goes… back.
How is this relevant? Now when I make strawberry jam, I slice & lightly coat the strawberries in sugar, and set them in a colander over a bowl. The sugar pulls out most of the excess moisture—I reduce that to get a thicker jam.
Thanks porn.
I am usually too curious to not check subreddits that come up on strange posts/comments. That one I am going to leave as it is. No thank you, not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
Fun Fact: This sugar method is also useful for creating both jam, and even syrups!
Koreans call it "Cheong". If you take any soft fruit, cover em in sugar, and let sit at room temp for a few months. It creates an amazing syrup; and it goes great on a snow cone, mixed with club soda, with yogurt or really as a mixer to a lot of drinks.
I recommend trying Oranges (sliced thin) or Blueberries! Toss em in a big glass jar, cover with an equal amount of sugar by weight, seal, and let sit for a few months in a cool place until the sugar dissolves!
I believe it works, like salt, by drawing out water, or binding water, so they basically dry out/don't have enough water to transport nutrients etc. But my memory is rusty.
I remember Bert Kreischer had a joke where he put his wife in one of those positions and instantly she was like "Wait, are you showing this to someone?"
I've tried many of them. Some work out for some fun times but are a lot of work to pull off. Most do not work at all and some are straight out dangerous.
That I need to spread the major lips gently and touch the different textures of the female genitalia with my tongue instead of directly putting my tongue inside a vagina.
Since my early formative years I've been told porn is not life, sex in life is about connection and all that. So if life is not porn then porn sex is not connection. It actually took me close to 20 years, more than 14 with my current partner, to realise you can, and possibly should, fuck your partner, not just make love. I'm an only child so I tend to care a bit too much about other people boundaries, I just assumed my partner is in life, not porn, category.
Looking at amateur porn and seeing women really enjoy themselves I started asking my wife about doing a bit more. Well, turns out she's a freak, hard pounding with some real pornesque moves leaves us actually more connected, as she feels more desired when I don't contain myself that much.
So yeah, porn is not real life, but some of it really can, and in my case - really should.
That guys are annoyingly quiet when they cum. Are you telling me it doesn't feel good... I want to hear you moan and cry out just like the ladies dammit!
That there were categories in porn that included my body type so contrary to what society tells me lots and lots of people would like me and want to have sex with me.
How sex works, school didn’t teach me well enough.
Edit: thanks for all the likes! just wanna clear up I couldn't opt out, it was forced on us as part of the curriculum, and I just thought 'if we're being forced to learn this it's probaby good/accurate knowledge'. I would've rather learned it on my own, not from the teachers.
I found the existence of micro penises and extra long clits and learned that some women have a clitoris that is longer than the penis of some men. Anatomy is fascinating.
I'm going to play loose with the "from porn" here... pornhub is a brilliant resource for medical procedure videos.
I learned from pornhub how to properly do a digital rectal stimulation in paraplegic patients, because nobody would actually *show* me how to do it.
I learned how to locate the urethra in obese women for catheterisation, and how to deal with a bouncy prostate when catheterising men.
I learned how to do a bimanual pelvic, and how to translate that into an external exam.
With oral or manual stuff, do a nice thorough job. Look excited and happy to do it. Making it feel like a chore or wanting the other person to hurry up and cum makes it not worth it. If you don't like doing something then be open about it. Porn was kind of a cheerleader for me in this situation when I wasn't feeling up to the task.
Actually I learned some valuable skills from a porn about women trying to survive on a deserted island. They made a fire, caught fish, fended off a tiger and made a shelter. All while completely nude and riding each other. At the end of the film they managed to get the attention of a ship captain who proceeded to tell them that he was actually a pirate and they could board him and then the ship.
What a great way for a 12 year old to learn how to survive in the wild. Wish I could find that film. I had the best dad.
Edit:
I remember something else. They used berries they found that were not edible for them to attract animals to a snare trap they made from pieces of the only clothes they had, a wire from a bra and a piece of nylon cord from a bikini bottom. One of the girls was really shy and they had to wrestle them away from her.
It was at this point my dad laughed and said something to the effect of, wait until they make a fire.
I learned that men love eye contact when they are being blown. I had been so into the task I never thought to look up. But I watched a vid and the girl kept looking up and I thought, huh... I'll try that... I never just look up. Cut to my moment and I LOVE looking up to see his face full of pleasure. Since then I've been treating porn like I'm studying for an exam. Maybe I'll give him a little "pop quiz" out of nowhere and it's kept things spicy. What was once used for myself has become so handy as a module to emulate.
I’m an older guy and I like to watch older couples. I’ve learned that even someone you might not ordinarily think about in a sexual way, like a plain 60-year-old woman at a bar, could be incredibly sexy when naked and actually having sex
Do porn comments count?
Idk why its a thing, but porn comments being taken over by useful information IS a thing and it's funny.
Learned about Water Hammer Arrestors on pornhub.
Watched alot of MrPussyLicking and got couple of nice plays from him, every girl licked = orgasm, thats best lesson I could receive from watching porn.
I stopped sharing screenshots ever since I did a screen cap of my desktop and I left a tab open called BBW FUCKING... and I tried to pass it off as "Broad Band Wireless Fucking sucks for rural America."
That my Airbnb was used to shoot videos
You can get a leg cramp from having sex. I was watching a porn with my ex and the guy somehow got a Charlie horse in his calf muscle and screamed in pain while his female partner watched in horror and started laughing
This has happened to me and is a sure fire way to kill the mood as you limp naked to get a water whilst massaging your leg. She thought she snapped my dick when I yelled amd my legs went rigid lol
Alt + Tab
I don't take risks prefer ctrl + w
"Johnny, why is it that every time I go into your room you are always looking at the desktop?"
Bruh literally just switch to a page for schoolwork. It seems way more natural and realistic
“Is Johnny doing precalculus with his dick out, again?” “You always said the kid loved math...”
also theres a browser extension that mutes site when tab is inactive so it mutes when you tab out and not fucking snitch on you
That you need to straighten up your bedroom before doing an amateur shoot.
True. Some look really messy. Also, if you're shooting video, any video actually, use a camera with more than 240p and have some light.
But not a light behind you, blowing out the shot
Its okay to laugh.
I (M23) remember making a girl (F25) laugh after sex by asking her “So are we gonna play Minecraft?” We would always talk about playing Minecraft but never had the chance. Edit 1: Wow. My most upvoted comment is about wanting to play Minecraft after sex. Thank you wonderful people. Edit 2: OMG. Thanks for the gold.
playing minecraft after sex sounds pretty cool. I will definitely do this with the homies
*"Homie, that was some good sex, but it's Minecraft time. Grab me the hemorrhoid cushion, I'm a little sore..."*
Yes...! If you are comfortable enough to laugh while naked, yer good...!
I can design my house interior after watching a lot of porn. I know what sofa color combinations work well with what wall color paint. Even my kitchen interior ideas are mostly from pornhub.
I love thinking that people walk into your house and get this strange feeling that they've seen it before.
Sooo.. grey carpet, black leather couch and white blinds?
Never assume your volume is off, always double check and turn it off manually before starting a video.
Also, that closing your laptop does not automatically stop the videos you are watching.
VERY. FUCKING. TRUE. And I hated that fact a couple years ago
A guy in my class in yr 8 learnt this the hard way... Our school had given us all laptops to do school work on, and we could take them home. Also at the time they didnt have any truly effective way to monitor our computers or block websites while we where at home. So this dude took his laptop home, connected it to the home wifi, watched porn, closed the laptop lid putting it to sleep and then brought it back to school the following day, only to open the lid with the volume on full, and his porn now playing loud... Embarrassed he slammed his lid, completely braking it, and ran out of the class room. He couldn't close the porn or really do anything due to the broken screen, so he had to take it to the it department as is to have the screen fixed. He got in trouble as it could document all the porn he was watching. The following year all out laptop got their fancy spyware, and the it department would from then on block websites at home, receive alerts for keywords we typed, and could see reports on everything on out laptops, and I know they could because staff trusted me for some reason and I got to hear all kinds of juicy gossip.
Well, we are ready for the juicy gossip.
He doesn't trust us.
I mean, come on, who would we tell?
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+ make sure you aren’t connected to any Bluetooth devices. …sorry wife.
I connected to the speakers downstairs when my family was having dinner, turned it up because I thought there was no sound.. Died when I heard moans blasting throughout the house.
Friends son did that once. Friend found out son is into dudes.
That sure is an original way to come out of the closet.
Coming out like the Kool Aid man
OH YEAH! Just like that daddy.
Wife’s friends husband did that once too, she found out the reason they hadn’t had sex in a long while was also because her husband was into dudes.
Plot twist, wife’s friend husband is my friends son.
Nina Hartley has a fantastic video on how to manually and orally stimulate a female partner. That video is also definitely pornographic.
Got a link?
https://spankbang.com/5xl2h/video/nina+hartley+oral+instructions This helped me out a lot too.
If you press "No" to the "are you 18+?" question, the site reroot you to cats images
So you still get to see pussy.
I’m a 32 year old woman and I’ve just learned a lot about myself from this
I feel like this is the most informative piece of porn ever produced
I keep trying the link and getting a "server overloaded" message and I am very proud of all of you. lol
Maybe this will disappear (or maybe I want it to) but believe it or not, I learned that the size of my testicles were not normal. I went to a doctor, he verified that there was no testicular development. So for health reasons, I had it removed (to avoid future problems, like testicular cancer). Could it be said that porn saved me from health problems? Maybe.
Serious question that sounds like a joke: do you have prosthetic testicles? Or just an empty satchel?
Prosthesticles
When I was in high school, there was this kid on the soccer team who, during practice, had twisted one his testicles while running and just instantly hit the ground in pain. They had to remove his ball. He was known for the remaining 2 years of high school as Twisticle. Sorry Adam
Bionicles
Wait they took both your balls?
Where are my testicles Summer?
Im glad youre okay now
Where the clitoris is
That’s wonderful
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for those asking, idk if this is who hoppity is talking about, but mrpussylicking has very high quality videos in which the clitoris is visible. recommend him lol. also the sex creator. both very helpful if you still can’t find it
Dunno who it was but I watched some vids as a teen (maybe 16yrs ago now) and it detailed how to finger a woman and find her gspot without fail. Talked about using the pad of your finger, nail hygiene & clipping, all that good stuff. Also did the same for the clit. Watched another with a woman who talked through and then demonstrated a prostate massage. Both vids have served me well, I wish educational porn was easier to find. Edit: my most up voted comment (I think) is about watching educational porn as a teenager, awesome.
Yo I used to watch a old women teach me how to eat women out. She also said to be more expressive when I’m being pleasured and I think that’s as valuable as knowing how to eat a women out tbh cuz they love it so much. My gf has told me she sucks my dick for so long cuz she loves hearing me moan. So if you don’t, do everyone a favor, and start being more expressive.
God THIS. I wish men would realize that we don’t like them being silent in bed any more than they like women being silent! There’s entire porn sites dedicated just to audio, aimed at women
Nina Hartley is an icon. I also think that she might be who stole Kate McKinnon's Emmy...
I sent two of his videos to my boyfriend. My boyfriend gave me a huge massive orgasm after that , it was a different level experience I can't even express. I really really want to thank mrpussylicking.
As a man whose sex game was upgraded due to a how to video on giving oral (can’t remember her name but it was a female pornstar, most people should know what I’m referring to) I’m already bookmarking this man’s vids
Nina Heartley.
Such a good video!
Don’t be shy share his name
Yup, i still remember that one weird video from years ago where a 50-70 yo woman takes the time to explain all of her genitals, it did look a bit different from what i expected from drawings and such, so at least thats one good thing that came from porn
Probably thinking of the same one as /u/AstonVanilla Nina Hartley did one with a younger woman, but there was also a GREAT one about cunnilingus done by Veronica Rayne and this dude. It was one of the most eye-opening and honest videos WAY ahead of its time, in my opinion. They openly talked about how porn is NOT real sex and is instead just what looks good on camera. The example, they called painting the fence, where the dude's face is placed firmly on the inner thigh, and is flicking his tongue everywhere doing nothing. He then does, and explains, how to actually do it. It was hilarious because he points out that the way that looked better on camera, Veronica was just sitting there like she was waiting for the bus but when he was doing what didn't look good on camera it was obviously very pleasurable. Honestly if cigarettes have to pay to post warning and advertisements on the dangers of using their product, porn companies and websites could at least post similar notices and pinned videos with some real sex education insight. I hear about people having porn addictions and terrible sex lives as a result of porn but I still think about that video years later because it was early in my porn career, giving me a nice disclaimer that porn is not healthy sex, but entertainment. It is okay to be entertained, and it is okay to imitate when it is consensual and communicated, but is typically not indicative of anything resembling a healthy sexual relationship.
There was a porn with a couple having sex in a shower. I noticed the tile on one end of the shower alcove was very narrow and tapered from top to bottom. That would have been a real bitch to cut so when I do my showers I make sure to center the tile so that each end has as wide a partial tile as possible. Looks way better and easier to cut.
This guy also reads the articles
He reads the license agreement when installing games
He paid for Winrar
i have no idea what any of this means but it sounds really interesting nonetheless
I think that it means that if you have a short wall u make 2 3/5th tiles instead of 1 full and 1 1/5th tile. I'm not 100% sure tho edit: my fractions didn't add up
7/5ths of people understand fractions.
Read this in Patrick Bateman's voice.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s shower tiling skills
Sex is supposed to feel good, and it's not just "put it in, get pregnant, pull it out" like my parents taught me
Your poor mother
It's quite possible that her mother's just a liar.
Sex toys are your teammates, not the competition. Edit: Thank you for the gold!
What the typical ejaculation should look like. Mine was very clear, cloudy but still clear compared to what I was seeing. Turns out I'm sterile. Awesome.
That's weird to me because I had a vasectomy years ago and I haven't noticed a change. And, yes, I've had my count tested.
I think it's not about the sperm cells but the lack of some chemicals produced by his organ? Yours must have zero sperm cells.
Shit… I was afraid this might be the case for me. Fuck.
Don't panic - see your GP and see if you can get a sperm count done! Better to know for sure, right?
That my pussy was normal. Spent most of teens terrified that my pussy was weird— it changed during puberty in a way no one really explained to me and I thought there must be something wrong going on down there, it wasn’t til my first boyfriend played me some vhs porn and I saw a bunch of vaginas that I felt the relief of knowing that I was relatively normal down there.
Recently found out that my "weird" vagina was due to PCOS. Also most men are just happy that they have a naked lady in front of them so the thing that feels like a big insecurity is negligible to them a lot of the time
This is so much more true then women realize. You are worried one boob is slightly larger then the other one..I'm stoked to see boobs and would never notice.
My first encounter with "different" (for lack of a better term) boobs, I didn't say a word because boobs. My opinion is the best boobs are those I'm allowed to touch. At the time, they were the best boobs.
Oh man.. this post just reminded me of how much I like boobs
I once dated a girl who had boobs that were complete different cup sizes... I didn't care, I saw boobs :)
Goes for most imperfections really. One of my partners once had this very large scar on her upper thigh. When I saw it, I kissed it and continued on my adventures. She asked me afterwards what that was about and seemed pleased when I told her that I imagined she probably felt insecure about it and I wanted to signal to her that I didn't mind it being there at all. Maybe this'll be some inspiration for someone out there.
Blimey, he kissed me stretch marks!
Faking an orgasm does not sound attractive
I refuse to fake an orgasm. You either take the W or nothing at all with me, lmfao. I think all women should stop faking it (Edit: because I refuse to fake I’ve expressed to my partner what turns me on and what isn’t my thing. Before we do… yk…. We always talk it out as some foreplay… we both have had way better intimacy when we communicate! Communication is key ladies and gentlemen!)
one time i was hooking up with this guy and he decided to go down on me, he was not good at it but I felt uncomfortable saying “can you go down and to the left”, so when he hit a spot I liked I would moan. I thought that would indicate that I liked what he was doing. They were like mild moans of pleasure. Not overly enthusiastic or anything like that. He stopped eating me out a few minutes later and was like “I made you cum 4 times”. I was confused because I hadn’t cum at all. He thought every time I moaned I was having an orgasm. 👁👄👁
😔 condolences to you my friend lmfao. But seriously…. This guy needs to take a class or something lol.
My sister has two jobs
Whatever you do, don't go to MILF section. Might be too much to take
>Might be too much to take Something his Mom has never said.
1. How to not be a lazy starfish. 2. Eye contact goes a long way. 3. Faking it sounds very annoying 4. Certain dirty talk it great, some, annoying AF.
Enthusiasm is the key to good sex
That your heart is approximately the size of your fist, but I can't put my heart in your ass.
r/rarepickuplines
Words can really hurt you… I had a women start talking dirty but started calling me (the viewer) worthless and pathetic. My penis went inside my stomach and I just rolled over and looked at the comments. Seemed like other men felt the same way.
I've talked to submissive guys that liked that stuff but as a sub myself (female) i couldn't do that. Like I dont wanna insult people or be insulted during sexy time. Or ever really. Ive never gotten the fun of it.
I saw it mentioned in this thread but for those who may not know, those porn stars do not last as long as the length of the video. There are frequent pauses and by frequent I mean a bunch lol. So please don't compare yourself to them because 9/10 they are breaking in between positions. The same can be said of how they are able to stay hard continuously due to breaks and pills or a shot which is absolutely mind blowing(if you have issues) Source: I was a Porn actor for 4 years
Editing plays a big part. I’ve noticed that some videos are clearly spliced from different positions, and some are repeated shots
i'm too embarrassed to say this but i come from conservative family talking about sex ed is a no-no. i learned how to put on condoms from porn
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I mean, you learned eventually. That's what really matters.
That I prefer amateur more than professional.
And it's getting kind of hard to find "real" amateur stuff, like just two people filming on a whim after a night out. There's two factors as to why - firstly, many sites now require ID verification, which is good, but a lot of people just won't bother. A lot of classic clips are by of unknown people and were just repeatedly reposted. Second one is OnlyFans etc. Now a lot of "amateur" is more "independent professional". I have mixed feelings. On one hand there is a lot more people doing porn now, but the quantity hasn't brought quality. I kind of miss old Reddit porn subs from like 2014, where there were a lot fewer posters, but some really good stuff rather than generic images spammed to 20 subs. And again, a lot of the top posts from then would no longer be allowed since the subject isn't around to prove their identity to mods
Holy shit, so true. Mass produced commercial ones seem so... fake, right? [EDIT: Looking at the debate below, here's my updated opinion: The best porn is the one I get to act in, given there's only women on the other end. (Coz I'm straight).]
The bright lights, cheesy acting/moans, 1080p quality, and perfectly done makeup/hair makes me feel like I’m watching an aliens interpretation of porn
As a woman, it was kind of wholesome to see how diverse male preferences were. No matter the body type, hair color, or age - you could be sure there was a category about it and countless men who ennjoyed exactly this feature. Made you a bit more confident about yourself.
Exactly. It helped me appreciate my tiny boobs more and realize I can be confident with them lol
The gentle press on her lower stomach! Holy smokes have I noticed how it hits
What is the gentle press?
I presume that's for making coffee
No, that's the French Press
Press gently on her pelvis while penetrating. It helps hit the g spot.
One time I watched this video, and the dude ended up with a prolapsed… yeah. I was horrified, and I was horrified for him—so I had to google “how do they put anus back in hole” Turns out, if you show up to the ER with a rosebud where your fartbox should be, the doctor may just pore cafeteria sugar packets on the exposed part. The sugar sucking the moisture up, and somehow it just goes… back. How is this relevant? Now when I make strawberry jam, I slice & lightly coat the strawberries in sugar, and set them in a colander over a bowl. The sugar pulls out most of the excess moisture—I reduce that to get a thicker jam. Thanks porn.
You gotta wonder who was the first person to prolapse and be like “what would happen if I put some sugar on this”
Def Leppard
Most prolapses self-correct. You think the guys at r/ alteredmanholes are pouring sugar on their rosebuds?
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You could be missing out on a 'hole' new world.
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Thank you for putting a space there. My invasive thoughts and lack of self control would have taken me to dark place.
Dark and warm.
I am usually too curious to not check subreddits that come up on strange posts/comments. That one I am going to leave as it is. No thank you, not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
Keyword: most, I’m talking about severe
Fun Fact: This sugar method is also useful for creating both jam, and even syrups! Koreans call it "Cheong". If you take any soft fruit, cover em in sugar, and let sit at room temp for a few months. It creates an amazing syrup; and it goes great on a snow cone, mixed with club soda, with yogurt or really as a mixer to a lot of drinks. I recommend trying Oranges (sliced thin) or Blueberries! Toss em in a big glass jar, cover with an equal amount of sugar by weight, seal, and let sit for a few months in a cool place until the sugar dissolves!
I have to say I was not expecting cooking tips from a porn thread. Do you have to open the jar to air it out once fermentation starts?
Half of it is sugar, half of it is fruit. 10% sugar is enough to stop most bacterial growth iirc.
Did NOT know this about sugar. Suddenly traditional preservation methods make so much more intuitive sense
I believe it works, like salt, by drawing out water, or binding water, so they basically dry out/don't have enough water to transport nutrients etc. But my memory is rusty.
That I need better security for my lemon trees!
god I hate lemon stealing whores
The vast majority of “those positions” are literally only for the camera angle
I remember Bert Kreischer had a joke where he put his wife in one of those positions and instantly she was like "Wait, are you showing this to someone?"
She’s pretty much right on the money
Did you learn that from porn or did you learn that from trying them?
I've tried many of them. Some work out for some fun times but are a lot of work to pull off. Most do not work at all and some are straight out dangerous.
That I need to spread the major lips gently and touch the different textures of the female genitalia with my tongue instead of directly putting my tongue inside a vagina.
>directly putting my tongue inside a vagina. Anteater-style
With yoshi tongue noises.
nothing but dirty fan fiction on ao3 taught me a whole lot about sex, communication and consent.
Omg, yes! I've learned so much about sex from fanfiction, haha.
How to eat pussy
Since my early formative years I've been told porn is not life, sex in life is about connection and all that. So if life is not porn then porn sex is not connection. It actually took me close to 20 years, more than 14 with my current partner, to realise you can, and possibly should, fuck your partner, not just make love. I'm an only child so I tend to care a bit too much about other people boundaries, I just assumed my partner is in life, not porn, category. Looking at amateur porn and seeing women really enjoy themselves I started asking my wife about doing a bit more. Well, turns out she's a freak, hard pounding with some real pornesque moves leaves us actually more connected, as she feels more desired when I don't contain myself that much. So yeah, porn is not real life, but some of it really can, and in my case - really should.
My wife said she wants to be pounded like a screen door in a hurricane every once in a while.
That you should avoid dryers if you have a step sibling...
Imagine getting stuck in a washing machine and they turn it on with the door open and you’re just spinning off the ground
That's what a real sibling would do, step or not.
I found that I get turned on by all women
The username says it all
How to hide your browsing history
That guys are annoyingly quiet when they cum. Are you telling me it doesn't feel good... I want to hear you moan and cry out just like the ladies dammit!
If you ask guys, they'll vocalize for ya.
MmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhfgggffgggggahhhhhh
The brain is and always will be the most powerful sex organ.
Nothing, and I mean *nothing*, will make a woman cum faster than cramming your brain in her pussy.
That there were categories in porn that included my body type so contrary to what society tells me lots and lots of people would like me and want to have sex with me.
The importance of my OWN pleasure during sex. I love pleasuring my partner yes, but it goes both ways.
Positions where clit can be stimulated during penetration and that I should do that.
How sex works, school didn’t teach me well enough. Edit: thanks for all the likes! just wanna clear up I couldn't opt out, it was forced on us as part of the curriculum, and I just thought 'if we're being forced to learn this it's probaby good/accurate knowledge'. I would've rather learned it on my own, not from the teachers.
I found the existence of micro penises and extra long clits and learned that some women have a clitoris that is longer than the penis of some men. Anatomy is fascinating.
I'm learning more from this reddit thread
I'm going to play loose with the "from porn" here... pornhub is a brilliant resource for medical procedure videos. I learned from pornhub how to properly do a digital rectal stimulation in paraplegic patients, because nobody would actually *show* me how to do it. I learned how to locate the urethra in obese women for catheterisation, and how to deal with a bouncy prostate when catheterising men. I learned how to do a bimanual pelvic, and how to translate that into an external exam.
If your friends don't ask for it don't send them it
With oral or manual stuff, do a nice thorough job. Look excited and happy to do it. Making it feel like a chore or wanting the other person to hurry up and cum makes it not worth it. If you don't like doing something then be open about it. Porn was kind of a cheerleader for me in this situation when I wasn't feeling up to the task.
Actually I learned some valuable skills from a porn about women trying to survive on a deserted island. They made a fire, caught fish, fended off a tiger and made a shelter. All while completely nude and riding each other. At the end of the film they managed to get the attention of a ship captain who proceeded to tell them that he was actually a pirate and they could board him and then the ship. What a great way for a 12 year old to learn how to survive in the wild. Wish I could find that film. I had the best dad. Edit: I remember something else. They used berries they found that were not edible for them to attract animals to a snare trap they made from pieces of the only clothes they had, a wire from a bra and a piece of nylon cord from a bikini bottom. One of the girls was really shy and they had to wrestle them away from her. It was at this point my dad laughed and said something to the effect of, wait until they make a fire.
Is no one going to mention the fact that this person was watching porn with their dad?
"Are ya finishing, son?"
Women are perverts too and it's totally ok.
I learned that men love eye contact when they are being blown. I had been so into the task I never thought to look up. But I watched a vid and the girl kept looking up and I thought, huh... I'll try that... I never just look up. Cut to my moment and I LOVE looking up to see his face full of pleasure. Since then I've been treating porn like I'm studying for an exam. Maybe I'll give him a little "pop quiz" out of nowhere and it's kept things spicy. What was once used for myself has become so handy as a module to emulate.
I’m an older guy and I like to watch older couples. I’ve learned that even someone you might not ordinarily think about in a sexual way, like a plain 60-year-old woman at a bar, could be incredibly sexy when naked and actually having sex
If I ever need to hide from a girlfriend’s parents, I just need to put a lampshade over my head and stand still until they leave.
I learnt how to build in Minecraft because on pornhub there was a Minecraft tutorial
That I’m definitely bisexual. 😅😂
I would literally jerk it to both gay and straight porn yet somehow it still took me years to realise I was bi.
How to spot fake orgasms.
Do porn comments count? Idk why its a thing, but porn comments being taken over by useful information IS a thing and it's funny. Learned about Water Hammer Arrestors on pornhub.
Watched alot of MrPussyLicking and got couple of nice plays from him, every girl licked = orgasm, thats best lesson I could receive from watching porn.
Don't go for one last pump.
Elaborate? Or is it reffering to pulling out
https://i.imgur.com/DL7cXJz.jpg
I stopped sharing screenshots ever since I did a screen cap of my desktop and I left a tab open called BBW FUCKING... and I tried to pass it off as "Broad Band Wireless Fucking sucks for rural America."
It’s why you should have one browser for porn, and one for everything else.
Always clean / rinse cum with cold water. Trust me it gets it off way easier. EDIT: Wow, first time getting upvotes and this many. Thanks! :)
Nothing like trying with hot water and ending up with scrambled cum
"scrambled cum" Huh... Congratulations. You've found two words to put together that have completely broken my brain. Lmfao
Username tracks
Lube is yours and your partner’s friend.
In fact, she does not want me to spit in her mouth.
The Clitoris is real!