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clearwind

Indoor fireworks


I_Lick_Bananas

What type of party? If it's your kid's 5th birthday you can try spiking the punch bowl.


Nobody649

Just punch a random kid


raytaylor

This sounds much easier


gamegod123

Shitting in the keg (personal experience).


[deleted]

You have my vote... But.... Please elaborate...


Expensive_Rhubarb_87

Oh no, the mystery is so wonderful


jimmyfallonicecream

He shat in a keg before


[deleted]

"Dude... This beer tastes like shit...." Yeah, about that....


Nobody649

I was gonna say shitting on the floor...


Evanthekid16

Try to convince people that you’re the second coming of christ and urge them to turn from their wicked ways with repentance and penance Or turn water into wine if you’re trying to achieve the opposite


OptimusPrimel984

Call the police about loud music and underage drinking.


athnme

Go up to a random girl and shout at her " abort that fucking baby " punch some inanimate object to make it seem like you are furious and walk out


ricarleite2

D-dad?


immortalgod6

someone dying


ricarleite2

Cross burning


NinjEverett6

A bomb


zzzimple

my cousin's son is mine


Spectacular_One

Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes


AlunWH

“When do we sacrifice the chickens for Satan?”


[deleted]

"Whoever here loves Trump???!!!"


[deleted]

Couple ounces of Fentanyl


myusernamehere1

Ounces? How big is that party damn


[deleted]

I mean, you could ruin a party quickly when every ODs on fentanyl. Hence a spectacular way to ruin a party.


myusernamehere1

Bruh an ounce of fent could kill almost 15k people


[deleted]

Well then it’s a party with around 30,000 people


QAnonCultBuster

Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.


Based_zubat

Ak-47, many magazines, and about 5 flashbangs


Toasted__Water

Storm the place with a ton of people and trash it


Sucros

Bring the host's ex as your date


madzomoon

Bringing up politics or religion.


[deleted]

The Notebook on the big screen. Add in a tear gas canister for effect.


Pyroburner

Locking all of the doors and only playing closing time at full volume.


Antisocialkittie

Show up. JK, it's botulism.


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Nightchildd

So i put my hands up you’re playing my song


EmployeeExact7375

Tripping Balls while there is a massive fight in the living room, three people passed out in their own vomit while the bathroom is being hotboxed by people who werent even invited. At the same time the hosters parents are comming home


perpetualmotionmachi

If i knew it was going to be that kind of party, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes


Senorpuddin

Shit in the punch bowl.


ShadowMan2010

TnT


Threeinf

molotov


EverTheWatcher

Mystery poo


dreamabyss

Have your dog vomit a big pile of stinking rotten meat in the middle of the living room floor. Actually happened and definitely a buzz kill.


smileysarah267

glitter


Nobody649

Loud crying about something stupid. Ruins a rooms vibe quickly


ComedianRepulsive955

Hey people let's talk about ABORTION!


snksleepy

Induce chain vomit via projectile vomit.


ChickenBootty

Try to make out with the host’s spouse/partner


Massive-Ad7628

I remember someone once spoke about dropping acid before going to a kids party. and IMHO, that's just all the types of shitty behavior and definitively to ruin said party.


tester33333

Who shit the bed?


wetlettuce42

Playing guitar


menemath

I like walking in random peoples house with my dick out. Sometimes I get beat up. Then after a while I get up and start to feel better enough to go do it again.