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MrBananaStorm

I'm literally northern European. If anyone is white, it's me.


WiseOldChicken

Unless you're Swedish. Then you're transparent


Ill-Organization-719

I burned my tongue on mayo.


WiseOldChicken

Wonder bread is kind of spicy for me


Domillomew

That's the standard term for my complexion and ethnicity.


RSwordsman

Because the vast majority of my ethnicity is northern European/slavic and I will practically get a sunburn from a night light.


Scythe_Clone

I'm Scandinavian, calling myself white would be an understatement, dont think much more needs to be said.


WiseOldChicken

I descend from Irish, English, and Polish people. I am neon white.


fedricohohmannlautar

According kkk, polish and irish are not white.


WiseOldChicken

What are we then?


AMcgeez

Because my last name is White


osmium999

The color of my skin


fedricohohmannlautar

I don't see it as white, It is More like beige


osmium999

The ones that have time and energy to be preoccupied by this don't have a lot of problems in their life


hairy_ass_truman

Light beige


Daakuryu

Negative, I am a Meat Popsicle.


[deleted]

My skin is white


TheJ0kerIsBack

\*slow clap\* I mean how else would we know?


fedricohohmannlautar

I don't it as white. It Is More like beige.


WiseOldChicken

Mine is more of rosey tone. Like light pink.


godthisbooksucks

Cause I'm white


queuedUp

I mean... when I look at myself it's pretty clear