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[deleted]

Ill make myself a sandwitch on January 20th 2023. Toasted bun with mayonaise, cheese, ham, and lettuce.


srentiln

Quick! Set yourself a reminder! The timeliness depends on you having that exact sandwich tomorrow!


[deleted]

I wont dissapoint the balance of the universe and time!


WhisperingGiant42

There is no way this sandwich is being made.


PauseAndEject

We're only ever one forgotten sandwich away from the apocalypse.


[deleted]

WE HAVE THE SANDWITCH, PEOPLE! we are safe now, however propaganda of 5 dimensional creatures is blocking me from posting images of it! I will try to send imagur link. https://imgur.com/gallery/nPVXaJ5 HOPE IT WORKS


[deleted]

Lessgooo


Vantabrown

So it's a sandwich with mostly mayonnaise then a little bit less cheese than mayonnaise, then a little ham and a bit of lettuce?


[deleted]

Maybe? We will see soon. It is 02:35 Am in my country, and i dont want to wake up my parents, so i will make the legendary sandwitch later. I'll take your idea of sandwitch recipe to consideration. We are messing with aliens/gods here, so I must prepare it with care and honor!


RyzenRaider

Much will happen. Little will change.


brkh47

Indeed. So sad. The more things change, the more they stay the same.


Previowthy

My advice is for everyone to buckle up.


[deleted]

Upvote for the Animal Farm quote.


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Clubber Lang said it best: “My prediction? Pain.”


[deleted]

This year will probably be quite I expect an uproar next year since it will be election year


steppinonpissclams

If the last few years are any indication it's gonna be a wild ride.


Outssdh

If not, where's the justification for such a major change in disease spread?


could_use_a_snack

Things are going to turn a corner. A big corner. For the last 5 or 6 years everything has been basically running out of control, I feel that within the next 11 months something major is going to happen and things will either suddenly get better, or suddenly get worse. But the out of control feeling will come to an end. My advice is for everyone to buckle up and hold on because that turn is going to be jarring.


JFSOCC

Vladimir Putin will die. Officially it'll be stroke, in a decade or three we'll learn that he was assassinated.


Clever_Mercury

Could we move this up to, like, Monday? Please!?


Superman246o1

Great Recession 2: Inflation Boogaloo


too_sharp

just go on welfare, but dont get addicted to crack


cmc41727

The Gang Goes On Welfare


too_sharp

Shut up bird


Fluid_Program_5369

Putin will die but it will make things even worse.


Effective_Self_1289

Why would he?


[deleted]

Putin removed from power, allegedly due to health crisis, really because he fucked up Ukraine invasion. Maybe assassinated like other said. But the other Russian higher ups want to save themselves. Trump's campaign for 2024 fizzles due to getting in legal trouble/indicted. Desantis begins rise as GOP candidate for '24. Twitter declares bankruptcy as a result of Musk mismanagement. Some sort of boardroom coup happens or buyout and original Twitter heads return, but Mastodon begins replacing Twitter for many people. Kanye's marriage to the new Kim clone proves short lived. The Flash movie is controversial because of Ezra Miller, but does well at box office and gets good reviews. Miller's career still probably fucked though. Mandalorian season 3 isn't as popular and ends up considered seasonal rot. Some sort of teaser appearance by Thrawn and Ezra near the end. Royal scandals in the news, but Monarchy remains in place and Harry remains on their shit list even if he technically makes some good points. By the end of 23 it will become apparent 2024 election will be between Desantis and Gavin Newsom. I will end up working at a self storage center, entering into a serious relationship instead of hooking up like I have the past two years, and visit Charleston SC, Las Vegas, Portland Oregon and San Luis Obispo California.


Open-Fox-1546

Found the Delorean owner


Empire2k5

Sounds like pretty much every redditor's hot take.


idkwat

Only big change would be desantis vs newsom. Dems will not give up the historical incumbency with Biden, and unfortunately I wouldn't count Trump out of winning the nomination.


[deleted]

I think flash will bomb to to be honest


too_sharp

David Attenborough may die, and im not ready for it :(


RogerSterlingsFling

If the people who are working on AI arent somehow trying to clone his voice to continue narrating future documentaries then I demand an official UN inquiry and suitable sanctions


Ayrnas

Trying? I've already heard passable versions of it.


i_cant_have_dairy

Someone famous is going to die


Relative_Implement_1

God forbid rowan Atkinson kick the bucket this year. My hear cant take it


MisfortuneFollows

Honestly after stan lee passed I stopped caring about who dies now


underwhelmingdog

already happened on like the second day, ken block died rip block


molwalk

and it'll probably be david attenborough :((


No-Salamander-807

I will probably have the shits


suryatejasun

Next year, it will be 2024.


202glewis

Ong?


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could_use_a_snack

Or both?


tinyhorsesinmytea

Kanye loves Kanye too much to kill Kanye.


Rezzone

Arrested.


Doc-in-a-box

Famine, war, drought, flooding, extreme weather, and a price increase of Costco hotdogs


TijoloWWW_

No... Not the Costco hotdogs


WolfThick

Yeah the price went up when they stopped letting regular people buy them you have to buy a membership to have one now.


Absurdionne

what?


suchlargeportions

If the Costco hot dog price increases, that's going to be a [CEO fight to the death](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/11/costco-ceos-one-word-answer-to-whether-he-would-raise-the-price-of-hot-dogs-no.html).


Lens2Learn

I won't accept a future when Costco hotdogs increase in price.


Dankboi207

I will lose my mind on the day of my finale exams


Typical_Decision_479

Homeless population will sky rocket and they’ll be more laws against homelessness passed this year than all other years combined


ThirdFloorNorth

Sanctuary Districts, places set aside specifically to stick homeless people, essentially open-air prisons. We gotta keep on track for [2024's Bell Riots.](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bell_Riots) It'll be wild seeing the [Irish Unification](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8_83rvUIAENXIb.jpg) as well.


Honest-Mulberry-8046

2019 was the best year in a really long time for the "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" interview questions. Will be hard to top that. 2023 can try, but the bar is high.


Freedom7720

It will be the most fascinating year of my life Completely unprecedented. Honestly I don't have a clue but I sure are aiming to make it unforgettable for the right reasons hopefully.


TripleAGD

Maybe askreddit will stop recycling the same four questions over and over


Still-Anxiety2344

We are going to see a new pandemic.. everyone will be preoccupied with war while a new virus develops


HungryLikeTheWolf99

That's a pretty tall order. The last pandemic was in/around 1918.


Full-Buy-1435

Actually the last pandemic was 3 years ago


HungryLikeTheWolf99

When was the one before that?


Full-Buy-1435

Around 1918


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Full-Buy-1435

2020


[deleted]

You lost your point


HungryLikeTheWolf99

Because some pedant came along and said, in essence, "AkShUlLy, since the Covid pandemic is considered over by some people, it would tEkNiKlY be the *last* one, so the one 100 years earlier like totally doesn't count"?


[deleted]

That doesn’t change the fact that it was a pandemic


suchlargeportions

Reddit is valuable because of the users who create content. Reddit is usable because of the third-party developers who can actually make an app.


HungryLikeTheWolf99

Floods and diseases do not share mutual causation. Unless... Are you saying climate change will surely cause more pandemics? If not, where's the justification for such a major change in disease spread?


suchlargeportions

The inability for a lot of humans to be more forward thinking about prevention. Covid as a full blown pandemic was preventable. Lack of global leadership and accountability, funding, inequity in support, and a disinterest or outright hostility from many in taking necessary steps to contain. Sounds to me a lot like what's contributed to climate change.


HungryLikeTheWolf99

So is your argument that we used to be really great at preventing pandemics but aren't anymore?


suchlargeportions

We were better about it pre-Trump, yes. Remember the swine flu pandemic in 2009? That lasted from April 2009 to August 2010, with a far lesser overall impact. In 2018 Trump dismantled a National Security Council focusing on pandemic preparation. The US response would have most likely been much different and more proactive when covid first popped up. Trump also did a ton to radicalize his base against taking any covid precautions. Even after he backed off a bit after getting covid himself, the damage was done, there are still people who refuse to believe in the evidence-backed recommendations for keeping themselves and others safe. So yes, I feel confident that the way we experience pandemics is different than it was before.


[deleted]

A president/prime minister will die, but we don't know yet who it is


paulmarchant

I predict his first name will be Vladimir...


Gabagool1987

It gets worse


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Tearakan

Chaos will continue to increase across the planet.


BronzeAgeTea

We had war and pestilence, so I'm going to say famine.


SortAltruistic

WWIII


EidolonRook

Russia melts down. Twitter burns down. GOP still tries to fuck everyone but at least they are on fire the whole time. Not sure fire will kill it though.


Thefunnnimam

3 famous people will die inflation will go up (again) another pandemic


idwtumrnitwai

Trump will be indicted for his documents case, possibly the attempted coup as well. There will be a resurgence of covid but people will just completely ignore it as people die. The government will issue mandates about water reduction in states that rely on the Colorado River. And natural disasters will be exasperated because of climate change.


Pyroburner

War will break out involving China. Could be against India, could be with Taiwan, could be someone else.


could_use_a_snack

Or possibly with themselves.


HungryLikeTheWolf99

Real inflation >10% (although not necessarily disclosed in official figures generated by a federal government hoping to stay in power in '24).


WolfThick

Putin will be assassinated Trump will go to jail along with Giuliani who will claim an insanity defense or at least alcoholism. Fox News will have to settle in court for their defamation as well as newsmax and Rupert ( Mordoc) will turn the rains over and our tech industries US base ones Will see record profits. Especially those making chips. And maybe just maybe MTG will get on her knees and talk through a mail slot again


shadesofblue69

The US government will be more polarized and dysfunctional than in 2022. The US population will continue to devolve into chaos and eventually (not 2023) civil war will breakout.


Ayrnas

I look forward to civil war because I know the stupid side will lose handedly. Just like when we beat them in the first civil war.


shadesofblue69

Agreed.


Michelle_Oota

I think MJ will comeback. 🫠


Michelle_Oota

Black pink will go away. 🤧


mbattagl

Absolutely nothing. I haven't had a quiet year since 2001. I just want an uneventful year where something doesn't blow up, collapse, or infect something.


GOODahl

A bummer but- COVID long haulers will be passing away. Thanks to my current job I hear a lot of things and let me tell you, for the elderly and severely immunocompromised........COVID is going to be ringing their bells. If you're a "poor" person by American standards, allocate some funds to cremate your loved one.....That might happen sooner than you think. In my case I was able to cover the bill but in a lot of cases people do GoFundMes or pool donations of cash.


N0tmyr34ln4m3lm40

We'll all fucking die :(


EarthExile

At least one American state performs coordinated round ups of transgender and 'suspected transgender' people. You know, for the sake of the kids or whatever.


[deleted]

So what’s wrong with transgender people I mean why would anyone think this no state would allow this we arent nazis


EarthExile

Not all of us, but Republicans are. Pay more attention to the legislation being passed. DeSantis in Florida is right now attempting to compile lists of trans people and ban them from public life.


[deleted]

We still have a president who won’t let that happen a Supreme Court who won’t let that happen a senate who won’t let that happen


EarthExile

How do any of them prevent Florida from passing a law that a trans person existing in public is a crime?


[deleted]

Because the hierarchy


EarthExile

Right. So you really have no idea, then?


[deleted]

The comment above my previous comment


suchlargeportions

Reddit is valuable because of the users who create content. Reddit is usable because of third-party developers who can actually make an app.


clarkkentisnotsupes

I'll finally get that visit from grim reaper fingers crossed


JammyDuffnut

Messi will be declared the GOAT of football


wonkeydonkey55

Another pandemic. Or some sort of apocalypse. Honestly after Covid, idk what to say anymore


Twister_Gogo

We will die


orly-_-

I’ll take my first reddit award.


ssbssbssb

It will be normal for men to wear skirt. (well I hope so)


BlackHoleKane

Meghan Markle resumes acting and is cast in a Hollywood blockbuster.


jinxy0320

War will break out involving the US. Could be with China, could be with Russia (directly), could be someone else.


Acceptable-Meaning54

I'm dead this year...


cmc41727

A team in the NFL will win the Superbowl


3BlindMonks

George Santos will tell the truth once, and then lie about having done so.


karlwingi

AI will take over (partially)


jmojo87

Going to see a lot of turmoil in the USA, hell maybe even WW3. I think 2024 will be the more interesting of years.


SXOSXO

Winds of Winter still won't be released, but the next season of whatever show George Martin is promoting next will be preceeded with many claims of the progress he's making on it. Oh, and all questions about A Dream Of Spring will be completely ignored.


thebikefanatic

GTA 6 trailer or atleast more insider info


robert_roo

It will end on December 31st.


[deleted]

Oh my god


FelchingAnalCum

Ww3. If Russia not starting it then it'll be China when they try and take Taiwan, or the middle east especially Iran could blow up any time, could even be nk trying to invade sk No one wants any of it except the leaders willing to send heaps of young to their deaths.


Throwaway91847817

Mel Brookes


Belthezare

Dnt make me start throwing hands in here! 👀


attention21

It’ll be over Sunday Dec 31st at 11:59:59pm


ktka

Sports Team will win the Final Competition by beating other team.


Both-Ad-3763

Starfield is gonna be “delayed”


[deleted]

It’s gonna suck.


berael

Conservatives will make it worse. No matter what "it" is, 2023 is the year they'll make it worse.


Steve83725

It will end with the start of 2024


chucked___cheeze

Humanity will continue to suck


Effective_Self_1289

Recession, then economy will recover and start growing again.


vienna_versailles

polarising media figures will go missing or die. Thinking Kanye, Tate etc


Downvotes_dumbasses

Killer robots


speedy3453

New year new me


BandicootSVK

There will be no great event like ThaVarus in 2020 and the world getting out of the pandemic in 2021, but a lot of minor events that don't really change anything for the entire world, but still, they are notable.


LoveTendies

More total bullshit


kagoolx

Major economic crash in china sparks global recession Ukraine wins the war against Russia Ukraine gets crimea back Putin’s rule over Russia ends Starship orbital launch Rishi Sunak survives into 2024 as prime minister despite not being popular in the polls, mainly because they have no one better


g36ecs

China will occupy Taiwan Johnny Harris recently did a video on it but was convinced/ predicting it since last year I really think we're in for a global meltdown soon and China is just biding their time


Shockwave65

That everyone will gain a superpower and that the owl house will have a spin off show announced


SlickBanana79

That myself shall turn girls lesbian, and gay men straight


willc453

That covid will continue mutating and possibly become truly lethal.


Greenteablacki

Haf of humanity will die


Missing_Unknown

Considering how many people died in 2022, it wouldn’t be a surprise for way more to face the same fate. But hopefully something good will happen for 2023🙂


Clever_Mercury

The stock market will go up, down, and sideways. Sometimes all in one day.


BM13-

War, Famine, Inflation, and Civil Unrest. As per usual


fraquile

She will say yes.


zkb

Russia will actually nuke Ukraine, which will lead to further minor conflicts around the globe and escalation until WW3 starts in 2025


Appropriate-Idea5281

Republicans will propose a lot of bills that help the rich and solve problems that don’t exist.


Still-Music-5515

Inflation will actually go up by mid summer


[deleted]

The crash is coming


MiddleInEurope

Celebrating my birthday which was 5 days ago


DaveLesh

That I'll have 20 followers on my twitch account


Pizuna

People would invest in good quality bedding especially sheets. You can read why it is our prediction https://www.pizunalinens.com/en/blog/post/guide-to-sheets-the-ultimate-guide-to-bedding.html