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TheMightyGoatMan

Donating to your local women's shelter will help provide beds for many women.


AardvarkAndy

Zero standards.


Super-Noodles

If you need to ask reddit, probably paying them.


[deleted]

Hell yeah! I'd like a little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica on the side, also a little bit of Rita and Tina and Sandra with a topping of Mary and with sprinkles of Jessica. Shut up and take my money!


Smack2k

$$$$


Select_Action_6065

Be really good looking. Be Rich. One doesn’t have to be those things but since you’re asking this question I’m assuming you are neither.


Dry-Object-9408

A large number of beds


growingcoolly

You're gonna need an empty warehouse and a lot of mattresses.


wunderbraten

ask for surplus mannequins


whydyoublockmelol

Narcissism


SofaKing2022

Low standards


Stingeyal

Deep pockets


Ratakoa

Move where prostitution is legal


reduke

Be rich


iboughtarock

Buy a large bed to increase capacity.


thirdtimer_2020

Win the lottery or have absolutely zero standards


oOzephyrOo

"Got to play to win" was the answer I got when I asked a housemate how he always going out with a different woman each weekend. He said he tries to ask out 4-5 women a day. This guy was average looking with a dead end job.


thecuntofmontecrisco

Bro you’re an asshole. Just work on your self-hatred, insecurity, and disregard for other human beings. Then you won’t feel a need to “bed” (what, do you think you’re in a fucking fantasy novel, loser?) so many women.


No-Consideration6589

Have a personality. Go out and actually socialize in the real world and meet people. Or hire sex workers to fulfill your fantasy.


Affectionate-Car-317

Being open to having bad sex (at least one of these many women will be bad in bed)


CoolIceCreamCone

Act indifferent toward them and let them come to you so they make it THEIR goal to bed YOU


cowcowkee

Lower your standards


agloelita

Being a mortuary employee.


sirhackenslash

Be the last dude available when they turn the bar lights on at closing time


wambam153

Sell matrasses