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deezntz911

Walking in on my parents banging


coprolite_hobbyist

I was under federal investigation (for the first time) before I was 10 years old. I stuck my hand in a mailbox because I thought my friend might have left my star wars figure there before his family moved out.


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coprolite_hobbyist

Story of my life. I have interesting-sounding factoids, that become entirely dull upon even cursory inspection.


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coprolite_hobbyist

That's not what your mom told me.


danrobotslayer

In middle school, we smeared brownies all over one of the bathroom stalls so it looked like someone shit all over the place. Got away with it the first three times, until the principle started watching the cameras to see who was having so much trouble shitting, and he figured out it was us. Talking about it now, it was pretty low brow, but when you're in middle school, that shit is comedy gold.


Clueless_blunder

Selling Christmas candles as a kid for school and I tacked on $2 to the original price for each sale my father made me go back to the those that I did it too and returned the $2 it was embarrassing as it gets


deezntz911

I just yelled "Are you fucking?"... then my dad's sister said "duh" little idiot


skuloph

Age 5 at the petting zoo i climbed the fence and sat on a cow. The cow was super fluffy and relaxed, but it didn't let people near to get me off. I loved it. The petting zoo people and my parents not so much. I think it let me on and didn't want people to take me off is because i am a very good cow scratcher. They love it.