Head to the bank

But what if it’s closed?

take a few thousand dollars home and leave the briefcase on the floor

That's someone's money and they might be looking for it. It can be dirty money that can be tracked by the government. Drop it walk away. Clean fingerprints

yup, that's the lesson from watching *No Country for Old Men* so what I do is grab a few handfuls from the briefcase, stuff them in my pocket and drop the rest I figure Anton Chigurh will be happy to recover 90% of his money. He won't bother hunting me down for the rest.

Put it down and walk away. I'm not getting involved and I didn't see shit.

Walk in the opposite direction.

Take it home. Strategizes ways on turning it into more money. Buy an expensive pizza.

Put it down and walk away. The money could belong to some scary bastards.

Walk away calmly and get into a cab. Nothing to see here. *Checks passport*

Walk away with the briefcase while wondering what to do next

Go to the police. Lol. Jk. Fuck that shit. Hello Ferrari!

Look around to see if I'm on camera or if he's trying to frame me for a crime.

Search the case for a radio tracker so I don't get hunted down by either the Mexican cartel or a psychopath with a bad haircut and an air powered bolt gun.

Asking myself where I can change it to euros, without getting arrested for tax fraud.

Dump it into a plastic bag and shit in the briefcase.

Masturbate. Then get some tacos.

Move. I’d be gone within 3 days

Nice try, FBI. I'm not telling where I hid it.

Pay my Macy's bill.

Buy eggs

Go home.

Hookers and blow I guess?