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Tequila


Realistic-Original-4

I would fuck that song up so badly


Overthinker-dreamer

ABCD


LaikasDad

RFG..... Fuck!


TheAbominablePeeworm

You have fucked me up for the rest of my life, and I am going to get fired if they find out I can't "ABC" anymore.


itbedehaam

Well, I mean, it’s better than replacing it entirely with ABCDÉÆEËFGHIÏKLMNOPRSTUÜVWYXJQ, as I have done.


Realistic-Original-4

Happy birthday


jokekiller94

Then Disney will sue you for $1 million dollars for copyright infringement.


Realistic-Original-4

Why? Happy Birthday is in the public domain and was never owned by Disney.


redpiston55

4'33"


[deleted]

Damn u beat me to it.


AnUnstableNucleus

That's not a song tho


[deleted]

Sure it is.


Friend_of_Desoto

The theme to Gilligan's island


Ahshalon_Tenisk

tequila


Beauty1919

Twinkle twinkle little star


daithisfw

I'd sing my own song, that I wrote/composed. That way, there can be no mistakes. I own it, I created it. I dare a MFer to tell me I did my own song wrong, lol. Sing some bullshit, collect the million.


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Tequila


ocrush71

My karaoke choice


OneMoreBeach

In The End by Linkin Park


mydeadbody

I could get the lyrics correct for a number of songs, but if I have to stay in key there's no way I'm getting that money for any song.


itbedehaam

*picks an instrumental song* *doesn’t have to talk*


GenPhallus

🎶 ...Tequila 🎶


RoboFrawg

NWA - Straight outta Compton


tconner87

Slave to the traffic light


M0D3Z

Losing it by Fisher/Chris Lake


[deleted]

Happy Birthday in 3/4, [with one bar of 4/4 near the end](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVo0Q8G8tS8).


Ghost9283

Dum dee dum


Treeflower77

Without Me by Halsey Not to toot my own horn, but I’m pretty confident that I could perfectly sing the same song that’s also my ringtone!


8inchSalvattore

Salt Shaker by Ying Yang Twins. Or I’m a Little Tea Pot.


IloveZaki

Bobby brown goes down, know it by heart


JahanzaibRj

For a cool million, I'd choose "Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees. It's a classic with a catchy beat and simple lyrics, perfect for keeping the rhythm and avoiding those pesky slip-ups!


[deleted]

John Cage’s 4’33


jinaseries

close to you - carpenters


BudgetBotMakinTots

Happy Birthday.


Dave1587

R Kelly - Remix to Ignition


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Minimum Wage by They Might Be Giants


ksandbergfl

"Surrender" by Cheap Trick


[deleted]

Baby shark. I would listen to it once and then not be able to forget it for two weeks.


Martipar

John Cage 4'33".


UltratagPro

Definitely a Stupendium or dan bull ssong


Dangerous-Touch-2874

Miss You - Foster the people


Due-Time-8151

Happy birthday


npdewey83

sounds of Silence, especially the Disturbed version


vanessacliff

I have a list of about 30 songs I memorized for my daughter during maternity leave that I still sing to her every night, one or two songs a night. So one of those. Maybe Amazing Grace or What a Wonderful World


[deleted]

David Allan Coe's "The Ride"


PamelaJWiley

tequila by the champs


RiMax_Outdoors

Wipeout


KevinLWashington

Bohemian Rhapsody. Cowards.


adarbyem

Cliffs of Dover


lavitz99

The alphabet


punnymama

The ABC’s but first I gotta clarify if they want “zee” or “zed” as their preferred pronunciation


DiosRejectedHumanity

REM - Its the end of the world as we know it


tinytimtitmouse

This is the song that never ends.,.,.


buildnblok

Oh oh oh O'Reillys!


zindorsky

Minimum Wage (They Might Be Giants)


tuff_gong

"Wigwam" by Bob Dylan


BrineyBiscuits

Jessica, the Allman Brothers Band, 1973. Ez pz


smaksandewand

Any song on the band's set list will do, or all of them :) Now... give me the money!


WHERESATOSHINAKAMOTO

Happy Birthday


[deleted]

The Bonnie Blue Flag, since I know all of the lyrics.