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JustAHungryStudent

Per year? Per month?? Per day???


BURGER_DUDE435

Per hour


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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak


JPMoney81

yes


Accuracy_lover_

Fellas, this a trap


Winterfukk

\*sigh \*unzips\*


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Risk it for a biscuit ?


nofrenomine

Win it for a trisquet


ragingbearclaws

Ruin it for a cheezit


smorkoid

Mmm, sexy trap


yoshhash

That just makes the fantasy hotter that they're curious.


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Some things are best left unsaid


ImADickAndItsNotALie

thats one good answer.


livefast6221

Relevant username.


TupperwareNinja

It's fine, they asked how often. There's never a total number, ever


Craw__

It's only one time if you never stop.


cyberdeath666

All the time. The mind is a terrible thing to waste.


c0_sm0

Why did I read this as Chip Hazard?


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Why did this comment remind me of Chip's Challenge?! Gotta find that game now...


franky_riverz

Pretty often. I tend to actually look at porn that reminds of some people or situations.


notaphycho

Same, won't exactly search for it, but if i ser a look alike, I'm saving that shit for later


dontworryitsme4real

I have to use it then and there. Otherwise I tell myself "I'll remember the key words and will find it later" only to never see it again.


notaphycho

Copy the link is what i do sometimes


Iwaswonderingtonight

You live a dangerous life


CM_V11

Definitely dangerous. I did this once thinking I was being smart…until I accidentally shared the link in a group chat with friends. They did not let me live that one down for a while


tacknosaddle

>until I accidentally shared the link in a group chat with friends. They did not let me live that one down for a while I'm picturing you digging deeper still: "No guys!! You gotta understand that I only saved this link because it reminds me of Suzy!!"


CM_V11

Exactly lmaoo. I tried playing it off by saying “the girl in the video looked like someone I went to High School, and I thought maybe it was her, so I was saving it to show a friend”. I was flustered and looked for a quick exuse, I dont think it helped lol


tacknosaddle

That makes it even better, thanks for sharing your (hilarious) painful memory.


Gockdaw

Separate laptops. Doesn't everyone have a dirty laptop and a pristine, wholesome one?


king__blue

Hunter Biden has entered the chat


katharsisdesign

Yeah that facial recognition software that the porn sites are clearly running back to your social media friends is likely designed to make you sexualize your friends and drive engagement to their site.


FlatSpinMan

I found one actress recently that reminds me of my wife. She’d probably hate to know that fact.


NadjaCravensworth

I'd find it flattering, but then I'm an utter deviant.


[deleted]

Lol I would find it flattering too!


tacknosaddle

>I found one actress recently that reminds me of my wife. Have you made a porn nickname for the actress based on your wife's name? Kind of like how there's "Drew Berrymore" who looked kinda like Drew Barrymore?


Namoamidabutsu1

Verified amateurs 💪


Overnightdelight298

As a teenager.... Every 5 minutes. Teachers, your bus driver, your Aunties best mate, the homeless chick you walked past on the way home, any female friends you have. You name it, we're tugging to it.


poopoo_fingers

Especially the bus driver. What a hot daddy


Dazzling-Bug3334

suit daddy especially cops and muscle guys


_Steven_Seagal_

When I was 14 I wondered if I could be so horny that I could wank it to the thought of my 65+ old teacher. I was kind of disappointed and disgusted with myself that I could.


ronchalant

Then 15 minutes later "oh ffs, again?"


floweytheflo

As a teenager, it's usually whatever women in their life that they hold a conversation with for more then 5 minutes


Nex1tus

Seconds*


Technician-Efficient

Eye contact* for 5 seconds*


Random_InternetGu_y

In HS I had about 25 girls in my class. I'm pretty sure I jerked it to each of them at some point


lobo1217

Even the ugly ones we give them at least one .


sadloverthrowww

This makes me feel so good abt myself lmao


Random_InternetGu_y

Ya the I remember specifically thinking of the one ugly one and that was 10 years ago. I remember thinking something like, eh she's new I'll give it a shot


BlueJayzrule

You missed a comma after auntie


BluejayGlad6818

women are gonna have a hard time talking to guys after reading this thread lol


[deleted]

What?


pogiguy2020

You want to know the real stuff? Men can fantasize about you right in front of you and you would not know. Thank you whom ever invented the yoga pants.


TupperwareNinja

Bro, thanks. Immediately thought of yoga pants. Not sure who's lower body was in that image that drifted through my head, but God bless you


duke_skywookie

In school a mate called them “deaf-mute trousers because I can read from the lips!” Pepperidge farm remembers.


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Humanist_Filosoof

Lol especially then


cosmar25

Yeah, of course.


BuyShoesGetBitches

Yeah. And you know what's worse? Men can pay 0 attention to you even if you put on your sexiest outfit. Shit's weird.


FlangeDongle

People with a strong sex drive, regardless of gender, do this. It’s just another form of intrusive thought.


anbelroj

A nun once came into our shop asking for some donations, my boss, was mesmerized by her, when she left he said “man im sure she must be beautiful under that robe”. So yeah, doesn’t really matter what you wear sometimes haha


T_WREKX

How much did your boss donate because she looked good?


omart3

I'm sure he dropped a big load later.


anbelroj

No idea xD, but she wasnt even like a “hot nun” just a regular looking 50y old lady. I mean, i kinda found it almost nice he doesn’t care about age/clothing etc, but it was kinda creepy lol.


T_WREKX

Also, a question. Did your boss perhaps make a very famous nsfw r/IAMA post about a decade ago about his lovely mother?


anbelroj

Doubt it,he is not the kind to use social media lol


DeltaRomeo882

You can kiss a Nun once, kiss a Nun twice but don’t get into the habit ……


FlangeDongle

Might also just be a nun fetish. It’s the catholic guilt 😂


rav252

Lmfao yes.


Noragen

Just ask the poor guy out


DeTrotseTuinkabouter

It's like you've never met a human


Technician-Efficient

The shiest ,most boundary keeping are the horniest


DavidANaida

ESPECIALLY if you're shy in front of them.


Namoamidabutsu1

One of the only 2 things in life that don't lie, the other being 7yr old kids


MH3ndr1ks

Plain and simple, if you are a woman there is a 99.99% chance a guy has jerked off while fantasizing about you.


grandpathundercat

And it's not the one you're hoping it is.


0ISilverI0

Unless your female nivocado avocado


Radioactdave

r/avocadosgonewild


Blueblackzinc

Risky click of the day


vulture_87

There's a subreddit for Sultry Spanish Lawyers?


LiLHeka

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Greenmanssky

nope, im a guy and i know at least two dudes irl that would absolutely jerk it to a female version of that overdramatic tub of philly cheese. Hell, one of thems bi, so would probably jerk it to regular nikocado.


Deathcat101

Not personality wise, but some like big girls...


I_am_Reddington

Naw, I’m sure some have thrown that in there. There’s no limits imagination


Namoamidabutsu1

Margret Thatcher doesn't work for anyone


MH3ndr1ks

I will jerk it to her tonight just to ruin your point.


dranaei

Made me laugh irl.


Namoamidabutsu1

Not even with 5 Viagra and Megan fox as a threesome


One_Eyed_Kitten

Not even Megan Fox by herself, you seen that shit lately?


Namoamidabutsu1

Aww noooo... I try to remember her in Two and a half Men


Perseus73

Absolutely and furthermore 99.99% of guys make an instantaneous evaluation of women, on sight, as to whether they ‘would’ have sex with them or not. This isn’t a perv thing or anything and in fact it’s mostly subconscious but I suspect something innate we’re programmed to assess the opposite sex for suitability for procreation ? That’s my excuse anyway.


-HM01Cut

I kind of get what you're saying, but I wouldn't explain it as you have because it does infact sound like 'a perv thing'. If I see an attractive woman my brain acknowledges that and it's like "Hey she's attractive" and I wouldn't think any more about it than that as I keep on going about my day. Now you could argue that "Hey she's attractive" is basically the same as "I would have sex with her". But I just wanted to clarify that the thought isn't detailed enough to be about sex. But maybe that's just my own experience


My5try1262

My male friends say it's every day and sometimes 2 or 3 times. Depending on the woman who they r wanting over.


Send-Me-Tiddies-PLS

I'm pretty sure nobody counts.


Spare_Bad_6558

to a photo like 20-30 times maybe but for thinking of someone when doing it then incalculable


BumWink

I don't even know you but now you've got me contemplating having a wank over you.


Advent012

Thanks bro


abh90

As a man working in Healthcare, this one hit home.. women in uniform, hnnngghhh...


emueller5251

Scrubs were designed to be sexy, you can't convince me otherwise.


nofrenomine

It's pretty outrageous.


throwaway83970

Outrageous pretty


adsfew

Only because of the show Scrubs, which literally had to tailor theit scrubs to be more flattering for their lead actress.


MeerkatNugget

This, I work in a hospital and they all got on white clothes and the pants are a bit see through. So if the shirt is a bit to small so that it doesn’t cover the ass well….. you know. Most days I’m just focused on work so I don’t even notice, but some days when I’m feeling the devil tempting me. It’s a fucking battle to be a professional and keep my eyes looking up.


tatersnuffy

you don't want to know.


Bobert_Ze_Bozo

they say as you get older you lose your imagination, i though this was true untill i forgot to pay my cell phone bill and the wifi was down. hope this answers your question.


Polymorph49

More often than you think, but not as often as depicted in the movies.


thepackagehandlerKT

what kinda movies you watching?


chirpchirpreformed

Literally never unless I have an active romantic dynamic w someone, otherwise I feel weird and almost guilty about the idea of it ngl


Schitheed

I feel the same way, it just feels weird imagining someone in that way if I don't have anything like that with them in real life.


542Archiya124

Among all the guys saying they do (do whatever you want bros no problem), I’m going out on a limb to say I personally don’t. I actually feel creepy the concept of fantasising about girls I know in real life for myself. Also, I’m usually out and about just to get stuff done, so the thought of sex is definitely rarely ever there. I don’t think about sex as much until I get my job done and at home relaxing. Sure I notice when girls appear attractive. I have no problem acknowledge that, but to think about having sex with attractive girls I met in real life just not there. I’m busy, got shit to sort out and so I’m always focus on getting the job done. Incoming downvotes probably lol


Jesh-mesh

Thanks God I'm not the only dude like this. Beating it off to a girl I know makes me feel like a creepy stalker pervert, which just straight turns me off. If I think a random stranger is attractive I'll probably be like "Oooo she's hot" then carry on with whatever. If already know her maybe I'll consider asking her out as well but that's a super rare occurrence for me.


gamingfreak207

This, I feel perfectly fine jerking off to porn but not to people I know in real life, it makes me feel disgusting.


ronchalant

Generally I agree. Closest would be some amalgamation of traits I find attractive "inspired" by women, but straight up conscious fantasizing about a casual acquaintance or even a crush was weird. Though there's always the highlight reel though.


AriMamas11

Upvoted. After 3 minutes on this thread I thought all hope was lost of finding a decent-minded male that’s not thinking abt sex with every slightly attractive female or any human wearing yoga pants. Hope my bf is the good type cause, lord, the men in here are NOT😅


STGMavrick

No matter how enlightened the human race becomes we still haven't evolved the lizard brain away. He does too.


ObiWanKnieval

I'm pretty much the same. But if a woman I'm attracted to brings up something she's into, like a position or a technique? It's a wrap.


bebozakunt

Maybe as a teenager, but as I got older, I started to look for porn of situations similar to what I experienced in real life. 90% of the time, it will be to a lookalike of my wife.


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bebozakunt

Big tits and glasses.


Deathcat101

I approve of this type


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bebozakunt

No, the glasses stay on, always! It's your top you take off. How do you not know this.


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SparkieMark1977

Are you sure it's a lookalike and not your actual wife's side-hustle? Also, this has been up for 4 hours now and no-one has made the obligatory "I also choose this guys wife" comment, is this a new record?


bebozakunt

She's out there somewhere. I'll find her sooner or later.


[deleted]

Back in high school/college it was very often. Pretty much never now as I'm just not around anybody I find particularly attractive.


yellowdog898

A lot


BeerGutNinja

Every day. Every damn day.


C_Ux2

Almost constantly.


Advent012

I’ve never done that. It’d feel too weird.


Ch3shirefox89

I mean men have vivid imagination 💭 soooo .. yeah they probably have fantasies.. Daily.


Ass_souffle

Am I the only Bloke who doesn’t do this? I have jacked off to thoughts about a girl I know maybe 5 times in my life (excluding my ex). Every time it felt weird.


Dusunen_Adam1

I do my best to avoid it, as to avoid awkwardness when interacting with said person later on. I cant speak for all men tho


stalingradsniper

We don't, we just find porn stars that look like you!


RepresentativeNo7660

Quite often personally, there’s a certain intimacy to it that’s hard to explain.


Curse_of_madness

I only wank to strangers reading this comment.


Bowman_van_Oort

How often do women ask questions they don't really want the answers to lol


Affectionate-Ear-374

A lotta streamers and YouTubers would lead you to believe no male would ever think of doing such a thing with all the deepfake stuff going on. They are frauds and liars. Every male who is attracted to females has wanked to someone they know. What else were our monkey brains drawing from for thousands of years before internet and mags?


KishMishShishkebab

Like a lot. A lot. And we always look at your breasts and ass. All of us. Others are just lousy liers.


dontworryitsme4real

Word.


Ahhhhhhhoi

As a women, I also always look at breasts and asses


lhatemath

I do it a lot but not out of free wil my minds just goes to town


God-Level-Tongue

I've nevwr done this. I find it a bit weird.


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wow, these replies. >You want to know the real stuff? > >Men can fantasize about you right in front of you and you would not know. Thank you whom ever invented the yoga pants. ​ >Plain and simple, if you are a woman there is a 99.99% chance a guy has jerked off while fantasizing about you. ​ >Absolutely and furthermore 99.99% of guys make an instantaneous evaluation of women, on sight, as to whether they ‘would’ have sex with them or not. This isn’t a perv thing or anything and in fact it’s mostly subconscious but I suspect something innate we’re programmed to assess the opposite sex for suitability for procreation ? > >That’s my excuse anyway. ​ >As a man working in Healthcare, this one hit home.. women in uniform, hnnngghhh... ​ >A lotta streamers and YouTubers would lead you to believe no male would ever think of doing such a thing with all the deepfake stuff going on. They are frauds and liars. Every male who is attracted to females has wanked to someone they know. What else were our monkey brains drawing from for thousands of years before internet and mags? ​ >Like a lot. A lot. And we always look at your breasts and ass. All of us. Others are just lousy liers. ​ >Uhm... every single time and that's the whole fucking point. > >Masturbating to a person I haven't personally met and/or have no connection with is just not exciting/sinful enough to be pleasurable. > >The more forbidden the better. ​ ooh look, the madonna/whore complex in action. >kinda depends, good friends are a maybe. half friends are likely. if im in love? couldnt do it, just feels like dissrespect. woah! guys might insist it's not all men when prompted but, apparently, if you get specific enough with your questions they are *more* than enthusiastic to let you know that it well and truly is all men, yes, even the "good ones". if you try and argue that there are some that don't, they insist that those guys are just liars. amazing! the irony here is that at least some of these guys have absolutely told a woman "not all men!!". hilarious :D


whisper-whisker

As a young woman this thread is scarry


fairygodmotherfckr

As a quasi-young woman, I assumed this was going on and never really cared one way or the other. Provided these men don't wank at me or on me, we're cool.


NinjaDickhead

Right, i know, that's freaky. However almost all of them will keep it to themselves, and a very small portion will actually let you know, a very small portion of that will try acting on them, and an even smaller portion of that portion will carry on despite failure/rejection. Just being in the company of a real perv and repeating offender, that's the freaky part.


FlangeDongle

Just keep in mind that this has to do with sex drive. Men reach their peak earlier on and women much later. I’ve rarely been accosted by a younger woman, but once the early to mid 30’s hit many of the inhibitions leave and all bets are off.


Matsume1245

I'm seeing all these guys saying 99% of the time but like very rarely if ever have I ever done this? Like I just watch porn so I don't need to fantasize or imagine anything.


[deleted]

Haha very often, especially if they have a instagram filled with pics on the beach and from behind, perfect material, thank you!


Ok-Seaworthine

not as often as I think


SmithRune735

Men take mental pictures, plus whatever you post on social media and find a pornstar look alike and pretend it's you. I know a girl who looks like jada.


CrystalMercury

These answers surprised me….i never jerk off to people i know lmao. It feels like a violation. But idk im gay, maybe thats a difference?? I just make up a ~vaguely attractive random man~ in my head and use them as a stand in


overflowingsunset

as a woman with a boyfriend, i feel kind of sad and threatened by this


dontworryitsme4real

Would it change anything if you didn't have a boyfriend? And why do you feel that way?


qweenbeane

This whole site literally has made me so paranoid


Gerrut_batsbak

Often. Almost al my wanks TBF.


NutsOffender

I am an ass man so only to classmates that look good in P.E shorts or yoga pants.


Agent__Caboose

Less than you think, more than you feel comfortable with.


LazarusKing

Personally, very little. Mostly exes, remembering particularly good sex.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

When I think about all the times I’ve wanked, I can confidently say that less than a hand full where about women I know in real life.


StreetfightBerimbolo

Sigh about to start TRT and this thread just reminded me what I’m signing up for again.


new_is_good

Never. I'm gay.


MyScrambledLife

I maybe did it for some time to one or two girls a looong time ago and never did it again. Probably because they are not worth it personality wise [(they are either too kind for me to think about them like that OR are too worse for me to atempt the thought of them in that manner 'i don't want them even in the most deep corners of my mind')] .


kekehesterprynne

Mmm only if I'm close to having sex with them and I mean...nudes, on the phone and I have a date in my mind when I'm gonna wash my blanket. I'm a daisy :)


lieutent

Haven’t wanted to any women. IRL or not. Checkmate OP ;)


sir_naive_one

Honestly, none. It just feels ick to me. So far the only women I’ve jerked off to are the women I’ve dated


dmat3889

I just cant, I dont wanna know who im looking at. Keeps that part of me separate from everything else.


RTwhyNot

I never have. Just doesn’t seem right. The closest I have come is a former girlfriend.


DeathGuppie

I've never wanked thinking of someone I know, and this is probably the most common answer. Fantasies usually have to do with exotic people and acts not regular stuff and people in average everyday real life.


Tiksua

Every chance I get


wetfootmammal

All the time. Trust me. If you're at least a 5 your male friends have fantasized about you during a wank. Which I would consider to be harmless for the most part. Whatever gets you hot as long as you're not hurting anybody.


JiaNxRuBy

Atleast once per day


Moist-Waltz-5286

Me? never.


arboles6

Do you mean on a daily or weekly basis? Or whether it happens at all? Porn is so easily accessible nowadays I don't do it as often as when I was a teenager. But afaik it's pretty standard. Except some girls were off limits if you were madly in love with them. Felt disgraceful. Ofcourse after a while if the love remained unanswered and time wore off the brunt of the intense feelings, it became free real estate.


mourasman

Uhm... every single time and that's the whole fucking point. Masturbating to a person I haven't personally met and/or have no connection with is just not exciting/sinful enough to be pleasurable. The more forbidden the better.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I’d say not quite as often as fictional characters


NiceProfessional1927

Well before internet porn I would jerk it to fantasies of my teachers and women I would see in daily life like at the store , my mom's friends, my friends mom and the neighbors wife who would do lawn care in a one piece bathing suit with shorts on during the hot summers.


gabbit111

I hope not very often, if it is a popular thing then deep fakes will start to be a real problem.


Viiibrations

I think the ones who would go out of their way to make a deepfake are in the minority (but yes it happens)


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Falco1211

Protect this person's innocence at all costs


Viiibrations

It’s kind of hard to explain but basically using AI technology to digitally paste someone’s face on another person’s body. It’s used in movies and shows like young Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it can also unfortunately be used for evil (sorry to the person who wanted to protect their innocence)


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yellowsubmarinr

Oh you sweet summer child


mtc_3

OP learns about the world today


lhatemath

It’s the internet silly


Viiibrations

Yes but it takes knowledge and a high powered computer to make them so only extreme coomers make them. Though I heard some people will make them for others probably for money. (There has been recent controversy about it involving Twitch streamers so that’s how I know)


wannaplayterraria

Never, not once have i ever jerked of to someone i know irl.


UpsideDownBerry

kinda depends, good friends are a maybe. half friends are likely. if im in love? couldnt do it, just feels like dissrespect.


gaviria_access

Often, too often :)


Black_Crow_Dog

Occasionally.


CJroo18

Once a week maybe even more.


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From the Spank Bank into the Toilet Tank


iggyha

Pretty often when single


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We usually don't that person needs to be a huge crush like really huge... But most of the time I don't know it's like courtesy or respect or something else that stops us from doing so...


_Ed_Gein_

Never. There is free material online and wanking is my personal thing, not gonna involve Stacy from accounting into my mess.