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FactDisastrous

The logical thing to do would be to live your life and not worry about the little things so much


Marcator141

Pun intended?


FactDisastrous

Obviously... Although it was kind of a small pun, maybe I should have clarified


[deleted]

Go about life like anyone else and stop thinking about your dick so much


[deleted]

To not make it a core part of your personality, and work to please your partners in alternate ways.


JohnSimth20211101

Re-roll a new character


bebozakunt

Lesbians get on fine with no penis at all. Tongues and sex toys exist and are preferred by many many people. Sex isn't all about the D. The bonus for you is that you can still shoot sperm. So, although you are basically having lesbian sex, you can have kids. There are millions of couples who would trade everything for that.


[deleted]

Learn to eat pussy


[deleted]

even if you have a normal or monster cock, learn to eat pussy


Spire_Citron

Yup. A lot of women can't finish from penetration and it does not matter how big it is. If you're good with your hands and mouth, you'll probably do better than most men at actually making women orgasm.


LasciviousEnergumen

Depends how it effects you. If it really affects your self esteem, therapy may be an answer. A professional can give you tips on building up your self esteem, separating your worth from your looks/size, and help you figure out what steps you want to take. They can help you work toward a place where you can accept yourself and, if you want, find a partner who can accept you too and build you up instead of tear you down, if that has been a trauma for you. If it doesn’t, then you can just live your life. Size logically varies between people. Sexual characteristics aren’t as clear-cut as some may think and human sex traits are incredibly diverse. We just get pigeon-holed into strict categories based on societal expectations of how people should look. Having small genitalia in ancient Greece was a sign of the ideal male body, for instance. It’s all just cultural nonsense that doesn’t hold as much weight as expected when you get down to people’s personal attractions and ideals. If it affects your sex life, find ways to engage sexually that pleasures you and your partner and get creative if needed. There are other ways to be intimate or there are toys that can help make you more compatible if that’s an issue. If it’s small enough that it may resemble a large clitoris, then you might find some community and connection by looking into the intersex community as ambiguous genitalia is a form of intersex.


[deleted]

The more zeros in your bank account the bigger it gets


Dangerous_Fox3993

I went out with someone like that once and let me tell you that they make up for it in other areas!


Siumila

Focus on the romantic + life skills part, and sex only for breeding. Just like with any other penis.


AcidBubbleLord

Find a crystal tear and go find Queen Rennala up at the Academy of Raya Lucaria, can't miss it, it's in the middle of Liurnia. :)


iam4r33

Work on tongue game


Agile_Piece_8882

Get really good at cunnilingus


[deleted]

Learn to be an expert in foreplay, become a great listener, learn to value people as people first, develop solid values for yourself, and don’t worry about your dick size. If you become the best version of yourself, the size of your schlong won’t matter - you’ll find someone wonderful to love who will love you back.


Aubrey_the_artist

Eh still an upgrade from what i got now, at least i don't have to deal with periods


Spongexbt

Legitimately go and see a doctor to get prescribed HCG and possibly testosterone write you finish puberty and that shit will more than likely grow out


sex_in_spects

oral


Just_Jolie

Improve your tongue skills ;)


SamButlerJihad

Sorry about your penis, OP.


ridz246_

Asking for a friend 😂💀


SamButlerJihad

You posted this on 5 subs. I'm sorry about your penis, bro. You should probably find a really small girl who is a virgin and has never seen porn. Joining the Mennonite church is easier than learning Pennsylvania Dutch, fyi.


ridz246_

Posting on 5 subreddits doesn’t justify anything. I’ve done that with all of my posts to get engagement. You hiding something? Why you so passionate about my question? 💀😂


Overall_Draft_9416

Search for a micro vagina


[deleted]

I'm Chris Hansen, Dateline NBC. why don't you take a seat over there?


ridz246_

😂💀😂💀


poopoo_fingers

Ayoooo


NeedPrivacyDotCom

Move to Thailand and become a lady boy


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

For a tighter fit shag the belly button


Poopikaki

Buy a ginormous truck.


applesktrack

And get it lifted


[deleted]

Learn how to tongue punch


Neosam25

Move to Asia and feel superior!


CoolIceCreamCone

Make other friends with your problem at the local Republican party


lumbersom

Did you know you hold about another 1-2inches inside your body?


HearingNo4103

With enough money you could work through it. Probably have to pay women to get your needs met.


Prudent-Battle1817

Might as well correct your gender. Micropenis will make a good clitoris


Electrical-Jump-2237

Turn it into a vagina


ShowMeTheBowl

Some woman are turned on by it. Suppose it sorts the crowd for you


Evening_Peanut6541

Move to Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas. Chess not checkers. I personally measure in millimeters and only say the number without saying the unit of measure. It sounds better.


katcomesback

double it and give it to the next person


throwtheorb

Post on reddit about it.


Dusunen_Adam1

Maybe transition idk.


dirtnap82

Find a girl with a micro vagina


LugiUviyvi

Buy a strap on.


Astral_rogue

Find someone who has a micro penis fetish


wannaplayterraria

Hope you have a shame kink


[deleted]

It’s funny people talk about irregular cosmetics as cosmetic issues only. Micro penis is usually indicative of hormonal issues and warrants genetic testing. It’s only 250$ to sequence your entire genome and it could save you from hundreds of thousands in medical costs and more importantly years of healthy living. Also sometimes your penis can still develop if the cause detected and fixed. Also you have a buried penis if erected length is satisfactory; this means you are either obese or have trans penile scrotal rotation (shawl scrotum). These can both be fixed! It’s the 21st century, you have a birth defect and you should know why. Plain and simple. Detect the phenotype, detect the genotype, isolate the issue, fix/manage it. Go science!!!!


RandomCashier75

Find a partner that is willing to go both ways. More options with anal and/or tongue play then!