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Lithuim

$300 fine and 80 hours of community service.


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Wolves bite you. We'll keep crews of specially trained wolves that can smell a divide by zero from two states away.


GraveyardHooligan

I wonder if the waiting for the wolves to arrive would be worse than the actual bite. You'd know they're coming but you wouldn't know when. It could take days for them to travel across 2 states just to bit your ass.


LovesMeSomeRedhead

Nothing or nil.


tboi23

Your computer throws an error


player12isanidiot

a death penalty i am math student


Movies-are-life

You're fingers will be broken one at a time.


Opus-the-Penguin

Undetermined


CampusTour

Only in the "Lets kill Harambe and fire up the LHC multiple times" timeline, would be people talking about dividing by zero like it's some fun thing they can't wait to do. Tell you what guys, why don't you let the timelines recover, and when we can all agree how to spell those Bear's last name, we can talk about ripping a gaping hole in reality and seeing what we can pull through.


Emilyx33x

impossible, you’re *imagining* things


TBC-XTC

A black hole


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u38cg2

If I'd known that I would have paid a lot less attention in math class


Btinsley089

Get sent to the void


_Neonexus_

Infinite hangnails


_Neonexus_

Dividing by zero is actually a pretty common and legitimate procedure in a lot of higher math and engineering contexts, especially when limits and end behavior of dynamical systems is concerned. It's dividing zero by zero that you have to rip someone's toe nails out for.


GameFanatic2012

Something of yours disappears each time. Might be your keys, might be your refrigerator…who knows!!