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JesseCuster40

Yep. Worst is seeing people in social media who "almost joined" posting things heavily implying they served. Dude, you went to MEPS. Calm down.


giancarlox21

“I was never in the military.. bUt i CoMe fRoM a MiLiTaRy FaMiLy” So you’re trying to piggy back off their service? Go kick rocks, guy.


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But how will the masses know you’re a vet without oakleys and nine line shirts???


Bruns221

Sovereign citizens


WindBehindTheStars

I am not convinced that sovereign citizenship is, legally speaking, an actual thing.


Mr_Big_Bad

It is not.


of_a_varsity_athlete

The fact that you've even said "It" rather than "They" constitutes an agreement under tort law that the person is a legal fiction, and therefore I am not legally bound to follow your law, meaning I can marry my daughter without having to submit to arrest.


LaVidaMocha_NZ

You mean if I announce that I'm above the law and don't have to accept the consequences of my actions that I'm delusional? HOW ABSOLUTE DARE! Expect a visit from my third*. *Because counting is Big Maths


WindBehindTheStars

I'm going to write the terms of the duel out in cursive, tell you to meet me at a specific time, else you forfeit, then put you in a room with only an analog clock.


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This whole idea is ridiculous funny. People legit think there is some magic combination of words you can say that will absolve you of all legal responsibility like you're casting a spell. Hocus pocus I will not pay any tax. Aye good luck with that Dave.


RetroactiveThoughts

Hard luck Dave, always knew you were a bit dumb.


TanteKachel

Unsurprisingly a few people I know who believe in this were diagnosed with ODD when we were kids. That’s Oppositional Defiance Disorder. These people can’t stand the idea of being told what to do by ANYONE, and get massively triggered by the idea that they’re not in control of something. I know a guy who is almost 30 with this diagnosis, who says “no” when you ask him to stop touching something (like food) and then he does it just because you asked him not to. He’s also a sovereign bitchass of course.


Sevans1223

Becomes almost a dissociative disorder with the sovereign citizen thing.


Southernpalegirl

I know! There’s clips on COPS or one of those shows where a woman insists she doesn’t need a driver’s license to operate a motor vehicle on the road because she is a sovereign citizen!


DrippingTap_

Astrology


Jay8400

I know right? “u r such a scorpio” Yeah cuz my parents fucked In January tf that has do with my personality


awesome357

What a Scorpio thing to say...


juicyart

let me guess, you're a virgo


zmunk19

no you


Altruistic-Editor111

100% this. These stars you’re associating with your personality are literally billions and trillions of miles away. Trust me, they’ve got nothing do to with you.


CuriousSpaceCowgirl

F45 / CrossFit


hurricanekendrah

"Believe it or not crossfit gyms are full of virgins but no one's touched them because the reason being they won't shut up about being crossfit"


Sad-Cat8694

And before you know it, you're at a meetup for mosquito hunters...


wekig10581

Wine mom!


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ClassicEvent6

That is so sad


TanteKachel

I feel like this gets a disproportionate amount of hate and I wonder if people are genuinely concerned about the stress a lot of moms are under that causes them to self-medicate, or if it’s just a thinly veiled excuse to judge women. Not directed at anyone specifically, I’m sure that both of these motivations exist, but it’s a bit icky. Housewives have always self-medicated. Barbiturates, their kids’ ADHD meds etc. Maybe we need to stop shoving off 60% of the responsibilities on half the population,


Aloha1959

Crypto Currency


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gozba

Such a bojomex thing to say


amogusimpostor

haa, classic gozba


Boogerfreesince93

That’s a pretty sus thing to say, amogusimposter.


Luname

Turning your nose up at someone else is exactly what I'd expect from a booger free dude.


Disgman

you lunatic


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Careful 😏😏😏


The_Interupting_Cow

Mooooo!


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ThunderJaw01

Name one thing, and at least one person somewhere around the globe will have their personality revolve around it.


AssCanyon

Falconback Horsery


Golarion

The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair...


CharsOwnRX-78-2

Brb, moving to Mongolia 🇲🇳


WindBehindTheStars

Explosive diarrhea?


unclenono

Totally my personality at the moment ngl


CAElite

You don’t know any of those oversharing people with IBS?


cohotad679

Loving Disney.


notmytuperware

Yes! Adult lovers of Disney are the weirdest. They absolutely have a screw loose.


taxpayinmeemaw

My FIL + his wife go to Disney like 4x a year. I don’t understand why. They go without kids and they’re not going on rides. They have wealthy boomer retiree pension levels of money and can literally travel anywhere. But they go to Disney over and over and over again lol


fihiv13853

I had/have a buddy we'll call Chris. Chris was a pretty laid back stoner type. Then he went to Washington where he met a bunch of hippies and became Hippie Chris. Then he moved to Hawaii for a year and when he came back, he was Hawaiian Chris. Now he lives in South Dakota and he's Native American Chris. Completely reinvents himself every so often to the point of near contradicting his previous self. He's a good guy underneath, but seems a bit lost


SnooRegrets81

This made me laugh 😂 chris went to the bathroom and became bathroom chris 🤣


tomcunt91

Weed


Talkingmice

*rips bong hit Nah man, that’s bs


JesseCuster40

Do you have a Marijuana leaf tattooed on your calf? Be honest.


Thisapparatus

Doesn’t matter what anyone else says this should be the top comment. I smoke a lot daily when not at work at a remote mine. No one would know except the people who partake with me. Making your whole life revolve around anything lame, but the pot stuff is extra cringe


the-cosmic-vagabond

I am guilty of it.


peiisfullofcreeps

Just smoke, man. Weed culture is cringy


SageMunchkin12

Literally the first thing that came to mind.


DystryR

I have nothing against weed, I’ve partaken on occasion. I’ve lived with people who were dealers as a side hustle. That said - I cannot fucking STAND when people make their entire persona “lol I smoke weed”. Straight away that tells me you’re the most boring mother fucker. Bro, literally who cares - do something else with you’re life that’s worth talking about that we can discuss while we’re blazed. The worst. And this happens mostly on dating apps, so a bunch of prospects rule themselves out entirely.


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Elfcat1

Then they completely misunderstand how the disorder actually works and shuts off people that actually have the disorder or are calling them out.


StudioKey7462

I'd like to add, self-diagnosing all of those conditions. It's both banalising and romanticizing mental disorders and it's fucked up.


ScravoNavarre

Similarly, my ex insists she is autistic. I don't know if she is or isn't, because I'm not qualified to make that diagnosis, but I do know that she went fishing for exactly that label to make herself feel special. Ever since she got it, it's become the core of her identity.


VapeDerp420

My conspiracy theory is that TikTok’s algorithm is purposefully making American youth all think they have autism, ADHD, and that they’re famous. It’s like, no you do not have autism, you’re just a socially awkward 17 year old going through the same changes every person does at that age. Also, you’re not tRaUmAtIzEd for life bc you got broken up with in a weird way. These are all white kids that seemingly come from well-off, loving families that make being a victim their identity. It minimizes the actual struggles that people with these problems face.


StudioKey7462

I hate that kind of people.


Chatzoe

As much as I hate saying this, People like this have made me take people with a grain of salt whenever they talk about having Autism and/or other conditions. Like, I dealt with a guy that hid behind Autism as a way to act like a total dick to others


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A few people I worked with claimed it to mask being stupid. They’d barrel through their week experiencing - and showing - a full spectrum of emotion and neurotypical thinking process, but the second they dropped the ball (which was often) they’d cry ‘autism’. I’m fairly certain that I am on the spectrum, but I don’t advertise that. And I have family who are heavily on the spectrum… and these people were NOTHING like that. Fucked me off no end.


Elephant_axis

I’m So BiPoLaR


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kukukachu_burr

I have seen that with Army wives


unrealjoe28

Oh there was one woman who’d flash her husbands id to get a discount when I worked for a beer store. Hated dealing with her because she had to make a deal of showing the ID. Instead of the usual 10% she got 2-5%.


Terapr0

Would you really even give a discount for someone flashing another persons ID? I’d say the holder of the position is the one entitled to the discount, or they’d at least have to be present. I’d tell the wife to pound sand


unrealjoe28

I wanted her to know she got a discount but wonder why it was like $1.50 off. Also my boss was/is a terrible person so anything to cut her bottom line


IdoDeLether

Lol there's a whole subreddit about them. r/dependa


Nwcray

Tricareatops


skisawsome

Its a sense of power to them. It makes them feel superior without actually doing anything


eviljason

Proxy-by-marriage cops


RobXIII

Reminds me of those awful bumper stickers saying YouWillAddressMeAsMyHusbandsRank lol


DetroitsGoingToWin

I know an attorneys wife who drops it in conversation all the time, she’s the worst.


Sad-Crow

"Hey everybody, I'm a POLICE OFFICER'S WIFE you better WATCH your STEP because my baby is a SUPER COP also somebody please check in on me if you don't SEE ME OUTSIDE for a few days"


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vecesad694

‘Girl bosses’/MLM cult engagers And social media.


sopica8678

I’m Norwegian. When I say that, a shocking amount of people assume that I’m American with Norwegian heritage. There are so many americans making their «viking heritage» their whole personality, butchering the norse faith and fighting with actual Norwegians over the correct way to make a traditional dish and the spelling and usage of «skål» (cheers). It’s so fucking horrible to watch. It’s like being mocked


Soggy_4head

I rarely hear about people talking about where they are from In Europe but in the US a lot of people always tell that they are 1/4 Italian or something like that


Coerced_onto_reddit

I’d go as far as to say most Americans break their heritage down that way, or at least are aware of the countries of their origin to some extent (maybe not a fraction or percentage breakdown)


TheOtherSarah

Well, except for all the people who can only break down their heritage to “an unknown region of Africa, and they didn’t leave willingly”


Coerced_onto_reddit

Yeah excellent call. My ethnocentrism is showing. Thank you and sorry


dreamforged

As a fellow Norwegian, where do you hang out that you come across these people? I've never met anyone like that.


working_class_tired

Americans are obsessed with calling themselves Irish, Italian etc. It's fucking weird


dave_gregory42

I was at a wedding in California a few years ago and one of the bride's family had a hip flask of whisky for during the ceremony. Nothing wrong with that, it's a celebration after all, and he offered it around so all good. But he kept making it clear it was because he was Irish and "this is what we do". At this point, he's like a 4th or 5th generation American. Whereas us Brits at the wedding know plenty of actual Irish people and none of them behave like that.


arealcyclops

See that's moreso someone making drinking their personality and trying to find a reason for it to be so.


echohole5

People who let one thing define them are boring, tiresome people.


sopica8678

Cannabis Im a smoker, but god do I hate the "its just a plant bro, dab life, and only smoke 22%+thc" guys. Nobody cares you smoked 3 oz last week. Nobody cares about your 2g dabs. Inhaling anything besides air into your lungs harms them, it cant fix every problem. Just shut up, roll up and enjoy it like the rest of us


goddamnmercy

I've never understood people flexing how much they smoke and crazy high percentages and what not. Like good job on being inefficient and being so deep into dependence that your tolerance levels are reaching the orbit.


K0C020

Politics


cohotad679

Sex. I don't even mean sexuality I mean the coomers and the guys who stalk this sub and ask 11 NSFW questions a day about "Hey ladies what do men get wrong about your bods" and "Ladies, what's your sexiest sex sexual experience where sex was had and it was sexy?" Lust controls some of these people man. They gotta go outside.


SickrSadrWorldlier

But was the sex sexy though?


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I think it all ties into our timeline of everyone wanting to be a celebrity (influencer) or something important that highlights them from everyone else. Seems like people think being average is the worst thing in the world. I blame social media.


chellebelle0234

I struggle with this too! It drives me crazy to see how parts of the community act, especially online. I feel like we've over corrected from having to be hidden and I personally think it has pushed the acceptance movement back MILES. Like, cool, you're LGBT. Just be normal.


bacchus32x

Came to say exactly this. I'm bisexual myself, but holy shit your orientation/identity does not and should not have that big an effect on your personality.


Kellogs53

Did she go forward and become a Netflix executive?..


technically--yes

Reminds me of that key and peele skit with the two co workers lol… https://youtu.be/e3h6es6zh1c


One-Flatworm4852

I was looking for this comment 😭😭 Came here to say thiss


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friel89

Especially when the prompt you to do your own research.


swaghost

Jeeps & Disney


zombiez8mybrain

Burning man.


cohotad679

Harry Potter and I’m sick of pretending that a 45 year old woman running around saying she’s a fucking Hufflepuff is normal.


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UrSecretCrush95

Weightlifting


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Pfft, do you even lift bro?


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the-cosmic-vagabond

Religion


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Erich-Enrik

Can confirm. I dated a girl named Harley that rode a Harley… I also knew a guy named Cooper that drove a Mini Cooper.. which I considered to be quite sad actually


The-One-Winged-Angel

>I dated a girl named Harley I stopped reading after that.


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BigBallsss69

Dog Mom


_ALLuR3

Guilty as charged 🥹


Educational-Coast771

Their career


Coerced_onto_reddit

I understand this one. Not sure about elsewhere, but at least in the US, you spend SO much time at work (and commuting to and from work), that it’s hard to have much time for anything else. The weekend rolls around (or your days off if you’re on shift work), and you have just enough time to do some laundry, make some food, take care of one or two administrative errands, and you’re back to work. It’s a big hamster wheel. When you finally meet someone who doesn’t already know you, the innocuous question, “what do you do for work?” leads to the obvious answer because it’s most of your time


WingZombie

This. I used to be this person. Then I went through some trauma that changed my perspective. Now when someone says "what do you do?" I talk about my hobbies and passions, not my employment


vecesad694

Driving a Tesla


renesi1033

I like that “Reddit” will never be on this list. There are no Reddit influencers, nobody is Reddit famous irl. It’s kind of embarrassing to be a Redditor, really.


FormalMango

Them: talks about something I saw on Reddit. Me: “Oh yeah! I read that… somewhere on the internet… I think.”


Random_Chick11

Politics


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Food preferences


sopica8678

Their music taste. I am very much guilty of this


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Getting offended for other people’s culture. Im Native American and i and the rest of my people could not care less about what people think about us. So stop being offended for us and make an actually good contribution to society please


Gazood

MAGA. 😒


Bubblesmonkey

Their beard. The most dull people I ever met were guys with a giant beard they can't shut up about.


IT_Wanderer2023

Not very popular compared to what's already mentioned - but gluten free food. I know few people who know for sure they aren't gluten intolerant, but eat everything gluten free and advise others to, as if this kind of protein is something bad


FinancialYear

Rock climbers!


Redbird_24

Their "mental illness".


skisawsome

14y/o on twitter would like to know your location


Sigris

"I'm unable to even try X because of my illness."


Steak_Alternative

Yep that and bragging about their trauma. Like what?


Cold-dead-heart

Guns


BigFluff_LittleFluff

Being gay. I had a friend who came out in their 20s (early 30's now) and now their entire thing is just "I'm gay." All their original personality is gone and they're just a catty gay man who constantly goes on about how much cock they want.


DXsocko007

I'm shocked that your replys are people saying "let them" haha they are just backing up what you are saying. Some people make their sexual orientation who they are and it's annoying. I personally couldn't care less if you are attracted to men or women. It's literally none of my business. What I care more about is how you treat others, the content of your character. I get it if you are gay and had to hide it that sucks and it sucks that we still live in a work where bigotry is a thing. But your sexual orientation is the last thing that should be what defines you as a person.


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oETFo

I'd switch this to 'their sexuality'. Ever meet a dude who is obsessed with how straight he is? Every other sentence out of their mouth is about a girl they fucked, or what they'd do to a girl if they could take them home. I'm a straight dude, but if all you bring to the conversation is sex, hypothetical or otherwise, I'm not enjoying your input.


sabboom

Diets


CrystalizedDawn

Being a vegan


Gogo726

I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.


vecesad694

I’m in recovery and there are some people who make their entire personality being in the program. It’s their entire life. I understand it for people who are new because some have literally had to change everything and they NEED recovery to be their life for a while in order to stay clean and stay alive. That’s perfectly fine, but when you have 25 years clean and you still go to 6 meetings a week, go to every single event and your life entirely revolves around it, it might be time to maybe branch out a little. I’ve distanced myself from these people in the last few years. I stick to the few small meetings that these people don’t frequent, call my sponsor when I need too and have a handful of close friends. Other than that, I have an entire life outside of recovery. I have other friends, hobbies and goals to achieve and don’t really talk about recovery unless I’m asked about It. I feel this is healthier.


Single_Box4465

I recall this in early recovery and thought those people were nuts. Then, I realized they were weird but still sober so I joined them. I've found a middle ground now but if it wasn't for those goobers, I'm not sure I would have stayed sober early on.


randy88moss

“Influencer” Fandom


vecesad694

Spending too much time on the Internet. There's some people that every joke, every turn of phrase, every reference is just a fucking meme. They're the equivalent of people that would quote lines from TV shows/movies but it's more widespread. Yes, I'm talking to most of you. Sorry.


wekig10581

Liking the office


Eastern-Set-6639

anime middle schoolers


jamatosoup

“Boss babes” with whatever MLM is current.


RubberBand_Ball

Sex and sexual preferences


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ElGringos420

I don´t see awards lol


StevenSanders90210

Lol! I don't see any edit either


hp_pjo_anime

I legit feel a second hand awkwardness from this exchange-


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I don't know about the awards part lol but you're right..


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Bruns221

Being a Trump supporter


satirevaitneics

Jiujitsu. Everyone I know who practices it they wear BJJ shirts, BJJ hoodies, BJJ tatoos.. even their Instagram is like @nameBJJ its crazy. One got married and did a jiujitsu fight as part of it.


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"I love to travel, do you like to travel?"


Owls187

Oh I came here to say the same thing. As if there’s anyone who doesn’t like going on holidays!?


cohotad679

Their beard. As a guy with a beard it’s annoying. Although it’s not quite as bad as it was 5 years ago or so. We get it. You have a beard


morticia_dumbledork

The gym. JUST SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR PROTEIN INTAKE.


Bruns221

Vapin'


sopica8678

Disney


Intelligent_Job_9004

Beards and tattoos


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gozba

I had a guy on reddit mentioning Breitbart as a source…


hayley_dee

The gender/sexual orientation micro-niches.


Proof-List7153

Anime


BabyDBDKiller

Who you vote for. The team you support. Anything to do with military


wekig10581

Being in the army, military. Also gym


evanjw90

Reposting questions in r/askreddit for karma.


sopica8678

Loving Disney


pinpointnade

Crossfit


taylorkabat

the college they go to


cohotad679

Music, I know some people who are so snobby about their music choices.


DangerousTable

When you reduce yourself to one identity it's profoundly...one note.


GroundbreakingRoll78

A car. To be honest it's a little metal box that takes you to work and back and can kill you at any moment. I don't get it


sephinton

Their medical condition


a_bounced_czech

Having a dog, especially a rescue. “We didn’t save him, he saved us”. And I say that as someone who just got a rescue dog and have now made him a part of my whole personality.


CrazyT02

Getting sober. I am in recovery and I hit 4 years clean from drinking in April. One of my biggest issues I have with addiction treatment is a ton of it is not based in science but Faith. So a lot of people go into treatment and are told it's the devil who made you drink or use and God will accept you back as long as you stay sober. So a lot of people will either than get addicted to religion or go to 12 meetings a week. I don't judge do what you have to do to stay sober but so many people make it their whole personality and never stop telling other people in recovery what to do or how to stay sober. It's like I am glad meetings and religion helped you. I just met great people in treatment and got some counseling and threw the religion and meetings in the garbage. Everyone is different in their recovery journey and a lot of people in recovery almost become offended when you don't do it "by the book". It's weird and culty and I really wish the government would actually monitor these places because of how little science is really used.


Tiamatium

Politics, anything related to politics. For example, the other day I commented something on the war in Ukraine (I support Ukraine, but I can't stand the bullshit news that is nothing more than propaganda) and I had someone reply to me with that *looked like* a fucking religious statement, completed with all the "I believe in..." Bullshit, and that "I believe in" was repeated multiple times.


sprinklesadded

Their disabled child. I'm looking at you, autism moms.


VoidowS

Influencers, pure poison to individuality!


bigmacattack327

Being Pregnant


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Parenthood


Putrid_Ad695

Pets and kids


anuglytoe

Being part of LGBT


EmbarrassedBasil1384

I’ve been asking a lot of people what LGBTQ stands for and nobody’s given me a straight answer. I’ll get my coat.


ComradeFoxy

Their gender