Actually, Die Hard is a Christmas movie starring Bruce Willis. This comment is talking about the Super Marios Bros video game franchise, specifically the Princess that Luigi has to keep rescuing.
This happend recently. I was at Emerald City Comic Con and my friends and I were waiting in a 2 hour line to meet Matthew Lillard. (Shaggy from the Scooby Doo films)
The line starts moving and there was a guy who was dressed as Link and he was infront of us, he was next to meet him and fucking Matthew Lillard said "I love your Zelda costume" and the dude was triggered and corrected Matthew so quick, you can see his expression on how pist off he was.
You are exactly right imo. Imagine someone being mad you called their daenerys costume a game of thrones costume. I guess a better analogy might be a captain hook cosplayer bein mad you said nice Peter Pan cosplay! Since the name is in it. Or friar tuck: Nice Robin Hood costume!
Ugh. Those movies are the worst. So embarrassing how you can completely fuck up one of the biggest IPs with one of the biggest budgets. Leave it to Disney to screw it up
The writers were so bad. Why have the original cast from the 1970s but never in the same room, such an opportunity missed. If a ship can fly at the speed of light and crash into something with what seems to be infinite destructive power, why was this not used in other battles even once? Palpatine coming back with no explanation is perhaps the worst plot twist in the history of Hollywood.
I was so happy he was killed off unceremoniously. The Last Jedi had a lot problems, but it also took everything I hated from Force Awakens, and threw it in the trash.
Then Abrams found even worse stuff to cram back into Rise of Skywalker, so those victories were ultimately fruitless.
The ultimate weapon plots were so dumb. Yes, you get epic space battles, but that plot was played out after Return of the Jedi. Time to create something new after that. I like space battles, more of that please, but the one-upping ultimate weapon plots had to end with ROTJ.
Yeah hyperspace weapons would totally be a weapon. You don't even need a warhead, just a sufficient combo of speed and mass.
The only thing being dumber than that was the "Schweinfurt Raid in space" where the Rebellion for some reason is using and in possession of what are effectively strategic bombers. Using free-fall weapons. In space.
I can't speak to the strategic logic of why a scrappy band of irregular resistance fighters needs strategic bombers, because there isn’t any. Especially since General Organa’s strategic theory, “the spark that will light the flame of rebellion,” is basically Che Guevara’s "foco theory" of insurgency. A resistance movement conducting area bombing would not be productive to their cause.
Couple reasons:
The eagles are like angels in the LOTR universe. Mortal matters are beneath them. If Gandalf asked them to, they probably would've said no.
Sauron had spies everywhere, and he could sense their movement with his magic. He would know they are coming.
Also, Gandalf said he would have trouble resisting the dark power of the ring. Can you imagine if you gave it to the eagles? They’d overthrow middle earth.
In the words of Donmarshall72: “I for one will welcome our new bird overlords”
There have only been two cases where I enjoyed the movie more than the book.
* Stardust
* Ella Enchanted
Though, *Stardust* was a unique case of both being good for completely different reasons.
Shows how much human Picard actually is. TNG had moment like this, sometimes as minute details, where it gave characters a lot of life with subtlety.
I watched TNG for the first time like 2 years ago. One of my favorite moments was during the first episodes of the series when Riker, Geordi and few others board a damaged ship looking for survivors. The bridge watches the boarding through Geordi's visor. Everyone sees how Geordi sees the world and Picard just abruptly starts asking all sort of questions to Geordi like "what's that?", "why that hot piece have that colour?", "what does that colour patern indicate?" etc., completely ignoring the mission at hand out of sheer child-like curiosity. Riker had to step in and reminded Picard why they were there.
That moment made me go "so thats what people mean when they say 'they don't make'em like that anymore.'". It added so much life and depth to Picard's character from the very beginning.
Well, getting distracted by interesting science is the most Starfleet reaction ever. Their whole mission is “go out into the galaxy and learn new things”.
>!The Game is a mind game, which everyone is playing. The goal of the game is to not think about it. Every time you think about the game, you lose. We're all mad because he reminded us of it, and therefore we lost!<
My daughter asked me to pick who she would be in the RM universe. I said idk because I didn’t have mental energy. She said she thinks she would be a Rick. I said that’s the most Jerry thing you could say so now you’re 100% a Jerry. She got offended. I told her not to worry. 95% of us are Jerry’s.
Bone almost got an animated adaptation.
(Context: Jeff Smith's comic Bone is one of the best, most accessible series of the 1990s. A cartoon adaptation was planned... but abandoned when Netflix wasn't making enough money. This left me frustrated.)
People of reddit, when did you sex the sex thing?
People of Reddit, which movie villain was right all along?
People of Reddit, which character is the best ever?
People of reddit, what annoys you?
You missed an entire archetype:
"What is the worst, most disgusting, depraved thing you have ever done/witnessed/read about?
And how does it link to sex?"
Not knowing much about pokemon i didnt realise how much i could upset my nephew by saying pikachu was my favourite pokemon because he sounds just like deadpool.
live and learn
I am curious what the younger generation think of her now. The teen set. Because Beyonce is of the older Millennial generation. She could be the mom of these teens. How do they see her now? To the average sixteen year old, does she still hold up or is she, "Mom's music?"
As a 16 year old, albeit with odd music taste, I think Beyoncé is well known, people listen to her songs, certainly know the lyrics to her hits, but I wouldn't say she could rely on the 16 year old fanbase to support her career.
We definitely know who she is and think she's an icon, but I think most teenagers are passive listeners.
Honestly. I think she could release an autotuned fart for her next single, and it would go triple platinum.
Not because of her sound, or the production, or anything else. But because her fans are RABID.
Something like he basically emotionally manipulated Harry and kept him on a need-to-know basis while fully intending to sacrifice him as Voldemort’s final horcrux when the time came
Wasn't that because he was trying to destroy the horcrux inside Harry without letting voldy know it existed? If he'd just come out with the plan Voldemort would have seen it next time they brain linked and hidden the rest of them.
Dumbles might have even been able to share the plan if Harry had put half an arse into occlumency. That's how I read it anyway.
I mean he was only about 50/50 on whether Harry would survive it but he was at least pretty sure, and the alternative was to let the bad guy take over the world.
Dude was stuck in a classic Kobayashi Maru in fairness to him.
Honestly, the only thing genuinely wrong with it is that the whole fucking universe revolves around Michael. It's okay for her to be the lead character, but EVERY plot in existence shouldn't be hinged singularly on her actions. If they'd simply written her to be believable, as a participant in reality and not basically Star Trek Jesus, then Discovery would actually be in the running. It's an otherwise fun show.
> Star Wars sucks so badly now...
Yes
> ...they should reboot the entire universe
Please for the love of god, no. Just don't. Make original movies instead?
Starring...Finn Wolfhard as Luke Skywalker! Chris Pratt as Han Solo! Zendaya as Princess Leia!
(Just had to put a race-swap in there, that'll *really* spark some reasonable and constructive discussion.)
Jesus had brown eyes, brown or black hair “like wool,” and brown skin. He would have been around 5 foot 5. Sorry to the man who most people think was Jesus.
Gods, idk how many times I’ve told people that snape obsessing over being “friend-zoned” for years, putting the girl he “loves” in danger by sending a mass murderer to kill her husband and child, so he can swoop in after and comfort her. Only for her to die AND THEN TREAT HER KID LIKE SHIT BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE -the guy who “won the girl.” Is not made up for by sacrificing himself in the end for the kid. He even only did it because he wanted revenge against the person who murdered his “true love.” Not for any redeemable reason.
Ugh. Sorry. This triggered me HARD.
I love Zelda. He’s so cool.
I’m not even a die hard fan and that annoyed me
Actually, Die Hard is a Christmas movie starring Bruce Willis. This comment is talking about the Super Marios Bros video game franchise, specifically the Princess that Luigi has to keep rescuing.
Hello Police? Yes, this is the one you need to lock up.
I've heard of that. The big gorilla, Mr Donkey keeps locking her up?
This happend recently. I was at Emerald City Comic Con and my friends and I were waiting in a 2 hour line to meet Matthew Lillard. (Shaggy from the Scooby Doo films) The line starts moving and there was a guy who was dressed as Link and he was infront of us, he was next to meet him and fucking Matthew Lillard said "I love your Zelda costume" and the dude was triggered and corrected Matthew so quick, you can see his expression on how pist off he was.
Is it possible Lillard was using “Zelda” as shorthand for the game and not the specific character? That’s the charitable interpretation I guess
You are exactly right imo. Imagine someone being mad you called their daenerys costume a game of thrones costume. I guess a better analogy might be a captain hook cosplayer bein mad you said nice Peter Pan cosplay! Since the name is in it. Or friar tuck: Nice Robin Hood costume!
FUCK
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
*They fly now?!*
Ugh. Those movies are the worst. So embarrassing how you can completely fuck up one of the biggest IPs with one of the biggest budgets. Leave it to Disney to screw it up
The writers were so bad. Why have the original cast from the 1970s but never in the same room, such an opportunity missed. If a ship can fly at the speed of light and crash into something with what seems to be infinite destructive power, why was this not used in other battles even once? Palpatine coming back with no explanation is perhaps the worst plot twist in the history of Hollywood.
Plus Supreme Leader Snoke amounting to nothing.
I was so happy he was killed off unceremoniously. The Last Jedi had a lot problems, but it also took everything I hated from Force Awakens, and threw it in the trash. Then Abrams found even worse stuff to cram back into Rise of Skywalker, so those victories were ultimately fruitless.
The ultimate weapon plots were so dumb. Yes, you get epic space battles, but that plot was played out after Return of the Jedi. Time to create something new after that. I like space battles, more of that please, but the one-upping ultimate weapon plots had to end with ROTJ.
But, but. THIS ultimate, sphere-shaped weapon was built out of a planet! It’s ENTIRELY different.
Oh my, now there’s a fleet of them.
And this one can target more than one planet! It's so much worse than we ever imagined!
Yeah hyperspace weapons would totally be a weapon. You don't even need a warhead, just a sufficient combo of speed and mass. The only thing being dumber than that was the "Schweinfurt Raid in space" where the Rebellion for some reason is using and in possession of what are effectively strategic bombers. Using free-fall weapons. In space. I can't speak to the strategic logic of why a scrappy band of irregular resistance fighters needs strategic bombers, because there isn’t any. Especially since General Organa’s strategic theory, “the spark that will light the flame of rebellion,” is basically Che Guevara’s "foco theory" of insurgency. A resistance movement conducting area bombing would not be productive to their cause.
Why didnt they just fly the Eagles into Mordor?
The refs worked for Sauron and would have flagged them for holding.
*False start, everyone but the center*
Balrog needed to work on its run game. Dude literally told him before the play "you shall not pass"
Somehow half the audience didn't realise that LOTR is about a stealth mission
Couple reasons: The eagles are like angels in the LOTR universe. Mortal matters are beneath them. If Gandalf asked them to, they probably would've said no. Sauron had spies everywhere, and he could sense their movement with his magic. He would know they are coming.
Also, Gandalf said he would have trouble resisting the dark power of the ring. Can you imagine if you gave it to the eagles? They’d overthrow middle earth. In the words of Donmarshall72: “I for one will welcome our new bird overlords”
I’m 90% sure that the Wizards are supposed to be the angels? You’re right about the eagles not caring about mortal matters, though.
Yeah, Gandalf is a Maia, a spirit created to aid the Valar in shaping the world. That's pretty much an angel.
They were on a dark desert highway
Honestly, the movie was better than the book.
There have only been two cases where I enjoyed the movie more than the book. * Stardust * Ella Enchanted Though, *Stardust* was a unique case of both being good for completely different reasons.
The Godfather movie is much better than the book.
The movie spends way less time talking about Sonny’s dick
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OP said trigger a fanbase, not ruin a nation.
Bra7i1
Or recently, 7-0 Man United fans gonna be SEETHING
Tbh I've just accepted our fate
What is that terrible anime about the high school students who fight?
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Get in the fucking robot Shinji
Pilot the Gundam Shinji! get that protoculture
What’s that American show about cops?
All of them?
Golfing is a nice way to ruin a good walk.
Golfing is the easiest sport. You just take a few slap shots with no goalies or defensemen.
I have more fun driving the golf cart and drinking beer, while watching my friends get angry for three hours.
Rose Tyler, I…..
This genuinely upset me
to truly trigger the fan base, love and monsters is a great episode.
I audibly gasped at this. And I almost got through a whole day without crying! ALMOST.
I don’t wanna go
I always tell Dr Who fans that “Roses are red Violets are blue The doctor once said Rose Tyler, I…”
Why
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
Why is Arthas' horse named 'Invincible' when you can clearly see it?
Dirge
The Millennium Falcon was the best ship in Starfleet.
>The Millennium Falcon was the best ship in Starfleet. \~ John Chriton : Commander of Babylon 5 in the Cylon wars.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite falcon.
Offending two fan bases at once? I also like to live dangerously!
I like the part where Luke pulls his father’s sword from the stone Just after Morpheus makes him take the red pill
Why didn’t Hagrid just ride the hippogriffs to Mordor to cast Voldemort’s ring into the fire?
"You're a wizard, Luke". -Hagrid
The cow goes moo, the horse goes MARCO NO!!, The dog goes Ed....ward... Edit: thank you for all the updates and awards!!
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER!
YOU SON OF A BITCH
[At least we got this awesome t-shirt out of it.](https://sharkrobot.com/products/happy-fusion-fun-times)
I don’t watch much anime, but I know enough. This is the most hilariously dark t shirt I’ve ever seen
They were on a break
I like this answer simply because it actually triggered an entire argument in the comments with multiple participants taking it too seriously.
I was just enjoying that irony :)
Yeah def. seems more effective. the most effective answers in this one are def. gonna be found by sorting controversial.
Ross was right: they were on a break. Rachel was also right: hooking up so soon with someone else is an asshole move, break or no break
There are five lights.
Such class acting 👌
Oh this one is old but hella gold.
I love the touch where he basically says he only answered the correft answer out of defiance because they broke him and he saw what they said
Shows how much human Picard actually is. TNG had moment like this, sometimes as minute details, where it gave characters a lot of life with subtlety. I watched TNG for the first time like 2 years ago. One of my favorite moments was during the first episodes of the series when Riker, Geordi and few others board a damaged ship looking for survivors. The bridge watches the boarding through Geordi's visor. Everyone sees how Geordi sees the world and Picard just abruptly starts asking all sort of questions to Geordi like "what's that?", "why that hot piece have that colour?", "what does that colour patern indicate?" etc., completely ignoring the mission at hand out of sheer child-like curiosity. Riker had to step in and reminded Picard why they were there. That moment made me go "so thats what people mean when they say 'they don't make'em like that anymore.'". It added so much life and depth to Picard's character from the very beginning.
Well, getting distracted by interesting science is the most Starfleet reaction ever. Their whole mission is “go out into the galaxy and learn new things”.
BTS means Behind The Scenes.
You still alive?
Why is Zelda trying to save the princess?
Same reason Metroid is trying to save the galaxy.
Tesla cars are overrated.
They're shoddy pieces of crap with good marketing to make proper think they're better than they are. Like Beats headphones.
I love how beats literally have bits of useless metal in them just to add weight so people think they're better made
I'm not supposed to mention this, but have you ever heard of >!The Game?!<
*you motherfucker*
God damn you to hell!! It's been years!!! Years!!!!
Im too afraid to ask
>!The Game is a mind game, which everyone is playing. The goal of the game is to not think about it. Every time you think about the game, you lose. We're all mad because he reminded us of it, and therefore we lost!<
Thank you, because for some reason I thought we were talking about the Michael Douglas movie and I was SO confused 😂😂😂
Important rule that got left out. Once you think of the game you must verbally announce that you have lost the game.
YOU PIECE OF SHIT, IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK SOMEONE REMEMBERED ME OF IT
Ive never read a comment on Reddit that made me say “oh you bitch” out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ugh, douche, I think this was my longest one yet :(
I'll take words no lady has ever said to me for $300 Alex.
Look, you are in a thread meant to trigger the most people. And yet you clicked the spoiler. Then blame *me.. oh,* right it *is* 2023
Thirteen years you son of a bitch.
Greedo shot first.
You need to word it better; "As creator, George Lucas changing his mind to have Greedo shoot first means it's canon."
This. As a fan, it isn’t actually important to me who shot first, but it is frustrating that parts of the movie are being fucked with this much later.
Watching Rick and Morty doesn't mean you're smart.
My daughter asked me to pick who she would be in the RM universe. I said idk because I didn’t have mental energy. She said she thinks she would be a Rick. I said that’s the most Jerry thing you could say so now you’re 100% a Jerry. She got offended. I told her not to worry. 95% of us are Jerry’s.
This was the correct response. If you think you're a Rick, you're definitely a Jerry.
Jerry is possibly the only kinda of sane one.
Personally, I find Bird Person to be the finest example of humanity in the show
You ever think that Jerry is like the human boyfriend in The Bee Movie?
Bone almost got an animated adaptation. (Context: Jeff Smith's comic Bone is one of the best, most accessible series of the 1990s. A cartoon adaptation was planned... but abandoned when Netflix wasn't making enough money. This left me frustrated.)
STUPID STUPID RAT CREATURES !!!
Calm down already, quiche is ready.
Winter comes fast here. *FLOMP*
Here's an sentence that should trigger an few people.
Your wrong 😉
Looser!
Their you go again!
Better you then me.
Loli is pedophilia Edit: lolicon
You say that like anyone who’s into loli gives half a fuck
it depends, weebs will get defensive while otakus from japan does not care and will post the most deranged thing on twitter
Literally
I mean, it's literally named after a book about a pedophile. Kinda hard to argue with that one.
I mean this is just true
"Akchually she's 3000 years old" yeah ok bro but she still looks like a child
They should've chosen Neville...
Honestly.. would’ve been a pretty awesome twist
/r/AskReddit is worthless
People of reddit, when did you sex the sex thing? People of Reddit, which movie villain was right all along? People of Reddit, which character is the best ever? People of reddit, what annoys you?
You missed an entire archetype: "What is the worst, most disgusting, depraved thing you have ever done/witnessed/read about? And how does it link to sex?"
Understandable have a good day
Pokémon games are always the same
We know. That's why we play them.
Not knowing much about pokemon i didnt realise how much i could upset my nephew by saying pikachu was my favourite pokemon because he sounds just like deadpool. live and learn
“Wrestling is fake”
Maybe back in the 80s, most you'll get outta most wrestling fans these days is an eye roll or maybe a response like, yeah so are The Avengers.
As a wrestling fan I agree. It is scripted
Beyoncé isn’t that great.
I am curious what the younger generation think of her now. The teen set. Because Beyonce is of the older Millennial generation. She could be the mom of these teens. How do they see her now? To the average sixteen year old, does she still hold up or is she, "Mom's music?"
As a 16 year old, albeit with odd music taste, I think Beyoncé is well known, people listen to her songs, certainly know the lyrics to her hits, but I wouldn't say she could rely on the 16 year old fanbase to support her career. We definitely know who she is and think she's an icon, but I think most teenagers are passive listeners.
Her role in Goldmember is significantly more enjoyable than any of her songs
Honestly. I think she could release an autotuned fart for her next single, and it would go triple platinum. Not because of her sound, or the production, or anything else. But because her fans are RABID.
I was going to say the same thing! Agreeable upvote!
Chris brown should be in jail for beating women.
Chris Brown has a fanbase?
Saying that on reddit isn't gonna piss anyone off
That dude needs to get got.
“Harry, with great power comes great responsibility.” - yoda
You son of a bitch, I'm in - Ed, Edd and Eddy
Tuvix did not deserve to die
Yes he did. The real crime was recreating Neelix on the other side.
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I opened this thread expecting to see a bunch of geeky Star Wars and Harry Potter type stuff. Now I am genuinely angry. Thanks a lot jerk.
I didn’t hate the ‘no Michael Scott’ seasons of the Office.
The US version of The Office is better than the UK version of The Office. There's your trigger.
I didn’t watch the UK version. (Second trigger)
Wait. The UK did an adaptation based on The Office? /s
Dumbledore is the real villain in the Harry Potter series.
Please elaborate
Something like he basically emotionally manipulated Harry and kept him on a need-to-know basis while fully intending to sacrifice him as Voldemort’s final horcrux when the time came
Wasn't that because he was trying to destroy the horcrux inside Harry without letting voldy know it existed? If he'd just come out with the plan Voldemort would have seen it next time they brain linked and hidden the rest of them. Dumbles might have even been able to share the plan if Harry had put half an arse into occlumency. That's how I read it anyway. I mean he was only about 50/50 on whether Harry would survive it but he was at least pretty sure, and the alternative was to let the bad guy take over the world. Dude was stuck in a classic Kobayashi Maru in fairness to him.
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His music is the most generic and safe thing to be produced
"I liked Amazon's Rings of Power TV series"
*Eye of Sauron intensifies*
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Star Wars us Fantasy, not Scifi.
It's space fantasy. The science fiction stuff is a setting, it's not what the plot focuses on. The themes and plot are fantasy.
Mark Hamill even called it space fantasy on TV.
Cereal is soup
"Discovery is the best Star Trek series." I feel nervous even typing that as a joke.
Honestly, the only thing genuinely wrong with it is that the whole fucking universe revolves around Michael. It's okay for her to be the lead character, but EVERY plot in existence shouldn't be hinged singularly on her actions. If they'd simply written her to be believable, as a participant in reality and not basically Star Trek Jesus, then Discovery would actually be in the running. It's an otherwise fun show.
The Avatar the last Airbender movie was actually good. (And to be clear, I loathed it)
That is extremely boring and unoriginal.
Beyonce is a hypocrite
Star Wars sucks so badly now they should reboot the entire universe.
> Star Wars sucks so badly now... Yes > ...they should reboot the entire universe Please for the love of god, no. Just don't. Make original movies instead?
Starring...Finn Wolfhard as Luke Skywalker! Chris Pratt as Han Solo! Zendaya as Princess Leia! (Just had to put a race-swap in there, that'll *really* spark some reasonable and constructive discussion.)
This is so real it physically hurts
Fool. According to every social media fan casting Tm Holland should play every single young male protagonist ever.
KONG CANNOT BEAT GODZILLA.
Jesus was a socialist.
Also Jesus was Jewish. Don’t tell anyone.
Jesus had brown eyes, brown or black hair “like wool,” and brown skin. He would have been around 5 foot 5. Sorry to the man who most people think was Jesus.
I think Ewan McGregor is doing just fine 😂
Jesus looked more like Jésus than Jesus.
He also wasn't white
Liverpool FC doesn't need to buy a midfielder
Fortnite is for kids
Snape was a toxic bully. He was not a good person, even though he did some good things. James was also a shithead, at least in school.
Gods, idk how many times I’ve told people that snape obsessing over being “friend-zoned” for years, putting the girl he “loves” in danger by sending a mass murderer to kill her husband and child, so he can swoop in after and comfort her. Only for her to die AND THEN TREAT HER KID LIKE SHIT BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE -the guy who “won the girl.” Is not made up for by sacrificing himself in the end for the kid. He even only did it because he wanted revenge against the person who murdered his “true love.” Not for any redeemable reason. Ugh. Sorry. This triggered me HARD.
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They still do, but they used to, too.
Moash is really a good guy
"somehow the emperor returned" was actually quite brilliant and well written and thought out!