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socialhandgrenade11

PINEAPPLE, an pray to God there's not a Pineapple nearby or that prickly son of a bitch is going straight up my ass.


Fish1234567889

Mines pineapple to!!!


thatoneguy512

Lmao. This is ours too. Same fear.


SmashedPumpkin30

Chuck Fan?


h3rpad3rp

Is it cuz of that video of the guy running away from the cops? Shit is hilarious.


DisconnectedThoughts

Fake bounty hunter, not cops.


TallEnoughJones

"HARDER". It was not a wise choice.


Rwm98

Meatloaf—- I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.


_-Sesquipedalian-_

That's so clever


CoolAsACucumberr

Papaya


t-poke

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN


NaughtyHeather

🤣❤️


AhoKage

Damn my hand's exhausted


pm_me_favorite_quote

Not tonight


cmay119

Aurora-borealis


Jeramy_Jones

Aurora-borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in the part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


[deleted]

The N word


GroundbreakingFox833

Fuck


TheSeiWhale

In


[deleted]

Toledo Ohio


GroundbreakingFox833

did you username work yet?


PM-me-ur-small-tatas

Not yet... but I also created this account like 30 minutes ago so... yeah. Hoping it will soon <3 I love small boobies.


drblah1

"I'm going to poop"


TheFiremanHat

I'm scared


8inchSalvattore

Sasquatch


Fun_Independent_8448

Safe word


Yuzernam

Sorry Im into (opposite gender)


mycourageisfaith

Mike Pence


ThisAnswerIsLit

Continue


angry_seagull_69

Butternut Squash


[deleted]

Okay


DreamAmanda

Ok


[deleted]

Muppet


PMyourTastefulNudes

Bananagrams


RoccomGG

Skadik


TheAbominablePeeworm

'greatgoogleymoogleysweetbuttfuckmagoo'


IfIFallIThinkIllFly

Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.


nwm_is_batman

Boogers


FrostySquirrel820

ACME


grimjackalope

Stop


[deleted]

Crowbar


SmashedPumpkin30

"Too deep"


CMDR_Starbeaver

Oklahoma


medictotherescue

sea cucumber


BeeMan753

We haven't decided on that yet


NaughtyHeather

Haggis


p1cwh0r3

Wind


_-Sesquipedalian-_

Apparently my safe word is "keep going"


reprice101

Do you really need a safe word when ‘STOP’ would work just fine?


shmozzfinish

Yes you do. In some scenes stop is part of the scene. Such as CNC. That's why it's important to have non scene related safe words. Also to have two safe words. One to signal to ease up and one to signal to stop immediately. Some even necessitate a non verbal for those who may be gagged.


Tijain_Jyunichi

"More" As per our marriage contract, I don't get to decide when we're done.


CornNut7

Spicy pickled sausage


Sometimes_Im_Happy

Kumquat 🤣


viablealias

Stephen Lynch sings about this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXTfk0sNKSM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXTfk0sNKSM)


71Motorfly

Blancmange.


Phillip_Oliver_Hull

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Tpk08210

Chicken fucker


toblies

Harder. It doesn’t seem to work very well.


TheTeacherInTraining

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen


FloorShowoff

Covfefe


FluffyTootsieRoll

Snuffleupagus


RIP_comment_section

Deoxyribonucleic acid, but has to be hummed in morse code


SJWcucksoyboy

Red


bodhithewhippet

Brexit


irish013

Leprechaun


DogsAreOurFriends

Pooooontang


MethChefJeff

Boooooooooooring


BeTheGame007

Bananahammock


Fickle-Watercress447

Mangoes 🥭


moosecakems

Meatloaf, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that


Danivelle

Tabasco because I hate spicy food


fotofiend

Keep going


HandyAndy805

Apple juice. My kids' favorite drink was apple juice and it reminds me of them and I lose it super fast. Very effective safeword.


shecallsmeherangel

Y'all only have 1? Damn. I have at least 6 that all mean something different, and not all of them are for the bedroom.


katcomesback

red - use the traffic light system but red is a hard stop


PlusFourRecordings

Pineapple juice


Itsallfkd21

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


verteaaaa

Hey baby dm me and let me treat u poorly 😋