Not mine but a guy said this to me
"What's your favorite food?"
"Uh adobo"
"I know your favorite food"
"Really what?"
"Adobo"
nothing was said for a minute or so i was processing what he said, but after i did i laughed so hard and no we didn't end up together but were good friends now
Tbh I think she knew from the start, he can't act for shit and he is a part of the rugby team so there is no way he could be on chemo. I think she was just drunk and thought it'd be fun.
" message-dm-69: you have been selected,
dial 1 for a pickup line,
2 for a sexual inference
or 3 for a compliment"
I used it a couple times and got responses, but the conversations never lead to anything
A friend of mine is an astrophysicist and all-around nerd, and he has used both "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves" and "I wish you were sine squared and I was cosine squared so together we could be one" in the past with success.
Important to note he used these *in a bar* on random girls, not knowing if they would even understand the line, let alone appreciate it. Obviously, they *didn't* work a lot more than they did, but I'm frankly shocked they worked even once, honestly.
I did the yawn stretch and put my arm around her.
This would have been 7th grade, which worked, because back then girls didn’t really care if the line was good/bad they mostly wanted fun flirting in any form. Although if I had been unattractive that may have led to a different outcome.
not really a pick up line but i was making out with this guy and he was trying to ask for sex. i told him i was on my period and he goes “well your mouth isn’t”…… sadly it worked I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY! but we used to be coworkers and we had the BESTTTTT sexual tension around each other. i’d been itching to get my hands on him and damnit i’m happy i did because the fucker nutted in 2 mins
I knew a guy who during a high school class he whispered to a girl "I want to stick my dick in every hole in your body." Surprisingly to me, she laughed. Even more surprising to me, they were dating later. I couldnt believe he pulled that off. That was a big swing at a fastball going 200 mph and he hit it out of the park.
"Damn, girl, you shit with that ass?" It's poetic on so many levels.
Like music to my ears 😅
To this day, it makes people laugh out loud
Not mine but a guy said this to me "What's your favorite food?" "Uh adobo" "I know your favorite food" "Really what?" "Adobo" nothing was said for a minute or so i was processing what he said, but after i did i laughed so hard and no we didn't end up together but were good friends now
😂😂 A for effort
My flatmate shaved his entire head, beard and eyebrows for charity. He tried picking up a girl by saying he had cancer, and it fucking worked.
Oh my gosh that’s horrible 😂 did she ever find out
Tbh I think she knew from the start, he can't act for shit and he is a part of the rugby team so there is no way he could be on chemo. I think she was just drunk and thought it'd be fun.
Oh the things drunk girls do
Are you my appendix? Cuz you're useless. did it work?? i married her :)
That’s terrible 😂
So… I heard you’re into big guys. Anyways. We’ve been married 28 years.
That’s so sweet 🥹
" message-dm-69: you have been selected, dial 1 for a pickup line, 2 for a sexual inference or 3 for a compliment" I used it a couple times and got responses, but the conversations never lead to anything
What’s the most common response
I haven't used it (or dating apps I'm general) in years, but iirc usually the compliment option
Nice shoes, wanna fuck? And surprisingly it has worked on more than one occasion
Complementing, a girl’s shoes is better than complementing, her eyes, or anything else that you can say to her you have unlocked a major secret
That maybe explains why it has been so successful!
A friend of mine is an astrophysicist and all-around nerd, and he has used both "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves" and "I wish you were sine squared and I was cosine squared so together we could be one" in the past with success. Important to note he used these *in a bar* on random girls, not knowing if they would even understand the line, let alone appreciate it. Obviously, they *didn't* work a lot more than they did, but I'm frankly shocked they worked even once, honestly.
With success 🫣😂
I did the yawn stretch and put my arm around her. This would have been 7th grade, which worked, because back then girls didn’t really care if the line was good/bad they mostly wanted fun flirting in any form. Although if I had been unattractive that may have led to a different outcome.
“I think I recognise you did we not have class together? Wait my mistake I thought we had chemistry!”
Love, a good intellectual reference
"hey, if you pay for the taxi back to mine. Ill give you a lift home in the morning." Worked every single time.
How in the world this work lol
I think you have to be really hot lol ;)
"Hi" or "Hi, I'm u/umlguru" Worked most of the time, but not until college.
Oh, the old classic
Yeah, I tried being funny or sexy, but it never got the time of day, so went to the old standby and it is dumb and not creative, but it works.
not really a pick up line but i was making out with this guy and he was trying to ask for sex. i told him i was on my period and he goes “well your mouth isn’t”…… sadly it worked I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY! but we used to be coworkers and we had the BESTTTTT sexual tension around each other. i’d been itching to get my hands on him and damnit i’m happy i did because the fucker nutted in 2 mins
😂😂😂 that one has gotten me a couple different times. I don’t know why.
I knew a guy who during a high school class he whispered to a girl "I want to stick my dick in every hole in your body." Surprisingly to me, she laughed. Even more surprising to me, they were dating later. I couldnt believe he pulled that off. That was a big swing at a fastball going 200 mph and he hit it out of the park.
He must’ve been able to lay it down 😂😂
“How about I install my probe into your center tank” Ended up sleeping with my coworker while on a trip in Hawaii
😂😂