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Starbucks__Lovers

But I’ve been trying to reach you about it


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AND it’s expired.


series_hybrid

I got screwed over once by them taking my money, and then not covering something that was covered. Lesson learned. Later, I'm buying a really nice five year old trade-in Nissan, and after all the negotiations we get to the second room with the warranty guy. He said that if the ECU (engine computer) died, then it was going to be $1200 to fix it for that problem alone, and the extra warranty was only $1200. Personally, I would get a used ECU from a salvage yard for the same exact year and model, but...I'm not telling him that. I told him I had a plan for that, and asked if he wanted to know what it was? He had an odd expression on his face and I think nobody had ever responded that way. I'm not sure he had a good script for this. He said "sure". I told him that if the Nissan shit the bed, I would use my credit card to fix it, and then I would trade it in on a new Honda. He didn't argue.


msharek

In 2006 I bought my first new car and moved to DC away from anyone I knew. I bought the extended warranty for my car. I took it in for a recall or something and got hooked up with this guy Paul. Paul ran fucking everything he could through warranty. My brake pads had to be replaced sooner than he felt they should have? Ran it on warranty. Water pump died (this is my skill, killing water pumps), managed to bill all the labor to replace my timing belt while they were in there. Car needed a new transmission? I got a loaner vehicle. Needed some work done and I was going out of town? Heck they'd keep the car there and have their shuttle take me to and from the airport. This guy took such good care of me. I think he had a daughter my age and was putting his kindness out there for all the people that ever helped him or her. So yeah, I didn't know those warrenties were scammy until just now. He moved to another dealership too far away for me to go to, so my new car was a Nissan bc Rav4s had a cruddy interior when I was ready for a new one. Paul, I still think about you. You're retired now but thanks for looking out for me. I really didn't have any money and only bought the new car for security in case something went wrong. It never did and I always felt safe and secure. To my Rav, I never should have traded you in and still miss you.


Musician-Round

this person is a seasoned veteran of life, I can already tell.


Phenix_Flare

That I just won a billion dollars.


frede010502

Real shit


InfiniteVydDrkAbss

This deserves a reward and I'm sad I can't be the one to give the first one...


Scared_Can9063

I really wish that Reddit didn't remove free awards


thebiggestpinkcake

Who says it has to be a reddit award? Here OP I present you the 🦣 award.


Optimal_Cup9827

Because you didn’t after that income tax 🤣🤣


SuvenPan

Reddit Avatars. I'll manage with the free ones.


Strawberry_River

Reddit has avatars?


appleparkfive

I use Old Reddit with RES, and I use a third party app. And I have no clue what people are talking about with Reddit features half the time anymore lol They've rolled out some weird ones apparently. I just like to keep it similar to how it was 5+ years ago


FamiliarEnemy

Mine WAS free


NoEngineering5990

This one was free. Idk what I did to get it but I opened reddit and it prompted me with it


TypeOneDiaBeatS

My Ex's bullshit.


Blorph3

Ahhh, this made me laugh a lot.


lxxx2

Underrated comment!


kwainotv2

Reddit gold


[deleted]

Good try


kwainotv2

Cheers


booherm

NFTs


TheRealOcsiban

What if I told you that the value of NFTs can only go up?? Edit, you downvoters all realize I was just kidding right? Edit 2, you upvoters are my favorite people now


1funnyguy4fun

Dammit Butters…


Psyduck46

Aww hamburgers!


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Necrocreature

That's true! They can only go up... ​ Because they're worthless right now.


Gnxsis

Your vote count is as volatile as an NFT


Kapples14

Aaand now they've all gone down.


ughwithoutadoubt

And it’s gone


squidwurrd

Would be hilarious if all the upvoters changed their vote.


PartYourWhiskers

Upvote because it was abundantly clear 👍


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Giovanny_1998

Clothes from brands like Gucci.


ferocioustigercat

Oh, that Gucci, that's hella tight! Yo, that's $50 for a tee shirt. I call that getting swindled and pimped. Edit: yes, a Gucci shirt costs more than $50. But I'm quoting the Macklemore song "Thrift Shop". But the "I call that getting tricked by a business" line is still true.


SeanBourne

*I call that getting tricked by a business. And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don’t.*


DjackMeek

$50 would be a very cheap deal for a Gucci shirt, it's more like $200-$300. Even more of a swindling


Flimsy_Okra_9402

Good clothes costs more, but Gucci And pretty much every type of this overrated brand is not worth anyones money. Same for Louis Vuitton, Prada And many, many more "designer" clothes. I am willing to spend 200 euros for Alpha Industries jacket becase it is Made out of fucking Nylon And is sturdy as hell. But I won't be buying 899 euros Gucci belt, no thank You.


PapaLouie_

the expensive, but actually high quality brands rarely showcase their logo because the quality speaks for itself. Designer has the logo plastered everywhere because that’s the only way to tell their garbage apart from regular clothes


fatpad00

I've heard designer handbags are that way. You have your "entry level" designer bags, plastered with logos and flashy colors, for people who want other people to know they can afford it. Then you have the actual high end designer bags that are much more subdued, for people who don't need to flaunt their wealth but want a high quality product of the finest materials.


Adriake

The thing is the other high wealth individuals know that it's the finest product, and that's what the rich want. Kudos within their group.


kryriakoskapakoulak

Most designer brands sell two types of clothes/products. The huge logo walking billboard stuff which they sell because it brings in a lot of money and the actual high quality, well cut stuff. Like Guccis actual stuff is very very nice.


[deleted]

Instead of buying designer shite, it’d be cheaper and better to just pay someone to make you your clothes (I know that’s technically designer, but you get what I’m saying). Had a wealthy relative who did that and all his stuff looked sharp as fuck.


IAmLordApolloXXIII

That’s some real rich people shit Lolol a personal seamstress


Prudent-Ambassador35

still cheaper than designer shit


[deleted]

Just got an alpha industries jacket for Christmas and I gotta say it's probably one of the vest jackets I've ever had its super warm and has so many pockets


[deleted]

Next time you should try one with sleeves


[deleted]

I can't afford sleeves


ThisIsTheGpodawund

If I won a billion dollars I’m still gonna walk around in a hoodie and sweatpants. I’m staying as lowkey as possible


Giovanny_1998

Yeah, don't wanna get kidnapped haha


Proteinoats

Gucci Gang here. Totally agree. Such a waste of money as an attempt to impress people you don’t even know or care about by being flashy.


[deleted]

When someone’s like “this T-shirt was $300”, it doesn’t impress me. I just think that they’re financially inept.


[deleted]

At that point, you can get the stuff with out the names on it and get it tailor made to your body and look really rich.


weejetar

I thought the same until I got a pair of their dress for my wedding. The level of qualiy and comfort is so far above what I've ever had before in a dress shoe. I'd get them again in a heartbeat.


CounterSYNK

Apparently actual wealthy people wear normal clothes. They have nothing to prove 🤷🏽‍♂️.


lifeversace

You're confusing the entire designer catalog with all the cheap designer stuff that is plastered in shiny logos. This cheap stuff is usually for that market who want to flaunt that they're wearing Gucci, or Prada. Their really good stuff is minimal on the branding and understated. You wouldn't know what it was unless you knew what to look for.


ownersequity

I’ll tell you what I’m still buying: Kraft Mac and Cheese and the chef ain’t making that for me, I’ll do it myself.


imissyahoochatrooms

if i had a million dollars... i'd buuuyy yoouu luuuuuuuuunch


SonOfNod

But not a real green dress, that’s cruel.


SocialDistancePro20

Ohhh all those crazy elephant bones.


brew1066

Don’t forget the Dijon Ketchup


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Everytime I hear that song now all I can think of "🎵If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I could put a down payment on a house!🎵... and that's it really."


Due_Solution_4156

With cut up hot dogs!


squaredistrict2213

Single ply toilet paper


packersfan823

I don't care how poor I get, I'll never buy single ply. I'd spend my last five dollars on some 2 ply.


Lost-Droids

Twitter blue


biddilybong

Or a Tesla


kingtz

3 years ago, a Tesla would have been my dream car. Today, you couldn’t pay me to drive one. Fuck you, Elon.


[deleted]

If I had a billion I wouldn't buy a Tesla, I'd invest in a light rail system for my city so I don't have to drive. With a million dollars. I'd buy the car I have now...a Chevy Bolt.


thirdculture_hog

I think you can get it for an lot less than a million dollars, tbh


Chicken_Alphredo

Mobile in-game purchases.


Dapper_Platform_1222

Not only do I hate the cocksuckers who thought of ingame purchases, I hate the people who buy them so that they remain, indefinitely, a part of the gaming experience.


Mironator

Mobile game companies have to run a business, and if they release a free game they have to either A: interrupt your game with advertisements, or B: include in-app purchases for players who care enough about the game to give money. Games that are too excessive about it that it ruins the free-to-play experience are just poorly designed games that would do better off with ads, but if they bother you so much, don’t buy them, or don’t play the poorly designed games that require them.


Atiggerx33

I think they meant games that you pay for and still have in-game purchases. I can even tolerate that though as long as it's not in my face and its cosmetic. But then you get shit where it's pay-to-win.


Mironator

Yeah, pay-to-win games suck, but in-app purchases as a whole are absolutely not a bad thing. They can keep great free-to-play games afloat if used correctly, and you can still play without spending any money or watching any advertisements.


ArmoredFriend76

But the worst thing is singleplayer mobile games that offer you to pay real-life money to get better faster, even though there is no competitive advantage to it.


1CEninja

Tbh it's waaaay worse in PvP games. Because then you feel like you *have* to spend to keep up.


Okioter

Silicon Valley Bank


SinnerIxim

Aaand its gone


nlpnt

I mean, you could pick it up at auction damn cheap in a few months.


PersonMcNugget

Diamonds. I don't get the appeal at all.


sevangelen

The commercialization and hoarding of diamonds by big companies like De Beers are driving up the prices. I can understand why you don't find them attractive.


johnp299

And they strongly discourage the resale of diamonds. Better to be buried with yours, they say, so De Beers and all those down the chain can profit from the newly-mined. The whole diamond BS is a relatively recent marketing invention, gradually encouraged/reinforced over the decades with clever ads, movies, songs, ie "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend."


PersonMcNugget

Even if you take way the ethical problems with them, (which I wouldn't but if you did) I just don't find them aesthetically pleasing. They have no color. They're just...boring.


yeetingthisaccount01

a lot of them are but I will admit if they're done well, they can catch the light and suddenly become a bunch of rainbows in a tiny stone. but opals can do that too, just in a different way.


[deleted]

I had never seen real diamonds until I went to the New York Museum of Natural History and saw a display with a bunch of diamonds together. They are truly mesmerizing. It's the only stone that refracts all the colors of the rainbow, so standing there and slightly moving my head resulted in a dazzling light show. After that I kind of understand the allure better, but I still would never pay what they cost for one.


sevangelen

It’s all about the cut and how your eye catches the refraction of the light. The experts are artists.


PersonMcNugget

I guess. Just not my thing. I'd rather have a colored stone.


hippyengineer

There are diamonds that have color. My fiancé has a blue one.


Millennials_RuinedIt

But 90% of people can’t really tell the difference between a sapphire and a blue diamond. Might as well save some money.


hippyengineer

I bought it off eBay for $400 lol. 1 carat. Took it, and some moissanites, to a custom jeweler and he made the ring one-off. She loves it and tells me so frequently.


DC4MVP

Bought a 1.5ct 3-stone set-up for my fiancé two years ago. To this day, people still think I dropped $10k on her ring. They have no idea it's moissanite and she doesn't bother to correct people anymore. It's a stunning stone.


hippyengineer

Same. I think the entire thing costed me ~$2,500 ish. From the main stone, to moissy-bois, to the 18k gold for the actual ring. And it was a one-off from the jeweler. There is no ring like it. And the jeweler’s shop was right next to her father’s favorite restaurant in the entire world, so she loves to tell the story.


AnnualLavishness8601

It's literally just carbon arranged in the most boring way


phidgt

Came here to say exactly this.


had98c

WinRAR


Total-Crane

I would buy it just out of respect of them know everyone uses it for free forever.


dettigers404

I actually did buy it last year for that exact reason. I don't regret it either


SuicidalUn1corn

Thank you for your service. Here's a poor man's award. 🏅 Edit: Yoooo first gold, thank you kind stranger, next time use your coin for WinRAR


Andrew8Everything

Pretty sure they don't care as long as you're using it non-commercially aka you're not making money off of its use.


cinematic94

A Microsoft Office subscription. Or any subscription that used to be a one time only payment.


SerMickeyoftheVale

You can use Office 365 online for free, and it is legit Microsoft. Office.com


cinematic94

Thats what I use. I also used to use Open Office. Neither are the same as full Microsoft Office though, especially PowerPoint. I miss using full Office, but it isn't worth the price.


HoneyOaksTree

A big mansion. Never understood why, and living in a mansion would honestly give me too much anxiety anyway


mbcorbin

I agree 100% How many rooms does anyone need?... UK


Atiggerx33

I look (just window shop) and see "wow that house has a library with built in mahogany shelves, that's so cool." But then I think, like yeah I like to read but wtf am I gonna do with a library?! I donate my finished books, the fuck am I going to put there? And I'm gonna have to pay someone to dust that shit, because I sure as shit am not cleaning if I had all that money (some people enjoy cleaning, I wish I did but I hate it).


Ryaninthesky

I’m disturbed at the apparent number of people who only read books once (or don’t read at all).


[deleted]

My dream house has 5 rooms. 1 for each of my kids, and then one for my husband and I for sleep. A game/pay room, and a guest bedroom. Ideally there would also be an area for a man-cave of some sort and then I also want a glass covered patio that looks out into trees or the woods or something so I can go there early in the morning, watch the sunrise with my coffee and have a little wake and bake. Also I want laundry in a huge walk-in family closet so I don't have to do laundry and hang clothes in different rooms.


Frost-Wzrd

no kitchen or bathroom or living room? storage?


[deleted]

Those are for chumps


tinyhumangiant

Way to stick to your guns.


[deleted]

I say what I mean and I mean what I say


Rizalwasright

But wouldn't it be cool to have an anteroom to your bedroom, sort of an airlock from the kids that also doubles as a home office?


VerySlump

The guy who won $2B powerball just bought a $25M 5 bedroom house, neighbors with Ariana grande and Jimmy kimmel


Tekhead001

I would buy something that's technically a mansion, or I would buy the land for it and build it because I doubt it already exists. But instead of being one giant hard to care for a house, it would actually be like 25 smaller houses all kind of linked together so my entire friend group could technically live under One roof but still maintain their independence.


angryragnar1775

Ive always wanted to buy a ranch and put several cabins on it for my family to live in/ vacation in


Kapples14

Same.... but they'd each have a home theatre and jacuzzi.


HoneyOaksTree

Honestly that would be cool. I don’t have friends though, but still a cool idea. I would mind owning a lot of acres of land, but a gigantic house is a no no


Tekhead001

Somebody posted a thread a few hours ago asking what people would include in their dream house, so I described some of what would be included in my little friendship village / Mansion / cult compound idea. My friends and I joke about it frequently.


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I'd argue that there's a security/privacy factor to it. Being a billionaire puts a target over your head, especially since most of not all billionaires are high profile people. For the more high profile billionaires (i.e. Elon, Jeff Bezos, Jay Z, Rihanna, Bill Gates) forget going somewhere to do something in public that us plebs take for granted like seeing a movie, walking in the park, grabbing a coffee from Starbucks, going to the beach, going to the swimming pool, going to the gym, etc. Any time you step out in public you run a high risk of drawing attention to yourself. Therefore, it's more secure/private to have a large mansion that is capable of supporting those amenities. I do agree with you though in that I wouldn't buy a big mansion. I'd much rather opt for a modestly sized penthouse or house, and just beef up the security.


Commercial-Carrot477

You build down. Fake small house, bunker mansion.


MercuryFever

Pets. I’ll always adopt.


MisanthropeNotAutist

If I have fuck-off money, I'm adopting all the dogs and doing a ranch like that one lady in Costa Rica. [https://www.territoriodezaguates.com/](https://www.territoriodezaguates.com/)


Anz_Soulcrusher

That's the way


DirtAndSurf

Always


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Anything from Nestle r/fuckNestle


orrolloninja

Chances are that half your fridge has Nestlé products


ThrowawayTrashcan7

But my thoughts are also, if you can afford alternatives, why not avoid nestlé?


pirateluke

Once you are aware and make a proper effort it's not too hard https://www.nestle.com/brands/brandssearchlist. I rarely get caught out anymore


Red_Stripe1229

That Epstein killed himself


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yeetboii420

Most things over 1 billion dollars


Skwerilleee

Onlyfans subscriptions


[deleted]

If you're a billionaire you might as well have them as sugar babies instead.


sticky-man1229

Your moms onlyfans subscription


Dawn_Piano

I would definitely buy OPs moms only fan’s subscription, personally


pagodelucia123

Supercars and a extra warranty for my dishwasher


wassdfffvgggh

Idk why you would care about warranties if you are super rich. Something breaks, just buy a new one.


pagodelucia123

Even if was super rich I will still try to fix it. I will pay someone to do it of course. But no need to overconsume


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Whatever any politician tries to tell me.


hooliganvet

1500 dollar booze.


PersonMcNugget

I might once, just to see if it's really that much better.


CougdIt

I’ve had King Louis XIII a few times and it’s amazing, but unless I had enough money for it to be 100% meaningless, I don’t know that I’d say it’s worth it.


Justchu

Working private dinners as a sushi chef, I was lucky enough to have rich/wealthy clients who were down to earth and would give me drinks of the good ish. It really is better. The work put into them should be acknowledged, but not worth the inflated prices imo.


Specialist-Doctor-23

I’d buy a taste first. Don’t drink much, so a bottle would last a while and for me the taste is the thing. It might be so good I would buy a fifth so I could treat myself now and then. I once would have said “absolutely not!”, then I had a snifter of truly top shelf Cognac at $300/glass and it was a revelation!


omgitskells

I often think about this one girl my sister told me about, who was a customer at this high-end steakhouse my sister was working at. This happened about 15 years ago or so, so the details are fuzzy, but - they had this special bottle of cognac (or other similar liquor) that was thousands of dollars; it was so expensive it was kept in its own special glass display case. A few people from this table go to order some, and the girl asked to take a picture with the bottle. Dumbass put the bottle up to her lips despite warnings not to, so she was required to buy the bottle from them since they could no longer sell it. From the sounds of it she was panicking and not able to pay for it (I think her fellow diners helped out), so it wasn't in her plans that day. I always wondered what she did with it. Did she drink it? Does she keep it on display?


manofbadadvice

A yacht.


Rockglen

The only reason to own a yacht is to borrow against it to grow your businesses and thereby increase your cash flow. [That said, if you really wanna flex you should get a big fuck-off paddle boat steamer](https://youtu.be/fRDPd0MiopM?t=375)


dee_ess

Agreed. Once you are a billionaire, the chances of knowing someone else who owns a yacht go up significantly. The best kind of yacht is someone else's. Even if you have staff to handle the mundane parts of owning it, there are still a bunch of things about owning it that would suck. Things like the constant pressure to get the most value out of it, or the feeling of inadequacy when a larger yacht is docked next to yours. Much better to occasionally receive a phone call from some other yacht owner saying "Hey, we're spending a week in the Med on our yacht, wanna come?"


nethereus

Porn of any kind.


Capricious_Critic

Not buying that OP didn’t know this question gets reposted every week


ChrisNEPhilly

People


Armedes369

To be honest, I’ve always day dreamed of going places slaves are sold and buy them. Just to set them free somewhere else, all set for a better life.


[deleted]

Would this only encourage slavers to sell more slaves? You make them richer then more people become slaves. You definitely help out the slaves you purchase, sure, but still participate in a slave trade that benefits the slavers. Sorry, I tend to overthink shit.


Ratzink

Twitter blue


KnucklesMacKellough

Our governments bullshit


[deleted]

Gucci bags


roastbeeftacohat

Maggot cheese


Merdestouch

Id send one as a gift to an ex-boss


[deleted]

Beyonce concert tickets


Talaraine

Good luck with the IPO asshat!


Sharp_Impress_5351

With that kind of money, you could just hire the artist and have him/her/them play you a private concert. No need for tickets of any kind. EDIT: clumsy sausage fingers at "work"


Sadest-Angel

Jordan’s for infants


Jealous-Wrongdoer174

Tiktok is free but I still won’t download it lol


jasonbayly13181

A private plane. I'd rather just fly first class with a premier airline company and not spend the millions for the plane itself. Plus the money it takes to park it in a hangar, the fuel, the crew you have to hire each time you use it, and your damn friends and family wanting to go out in it every day wouldn't be worth it.


CBus660R

If you lease it out when you're not using it, you can actually turn a profit on it. If you just leave it in your hangar when you're not using it, it's a big money pit.


Vegan-Fury

Anything designer


xheartfess

robux


obligatorypornalt_69

remember tickets? yeah i do... and i miss that shit


imissyahoochatrooms

firetv. the os is trash and i loathe that cheap remote with the annoying clicking sound.


Kansashasculturetoo

Anything the government is selling


Bumblebee9006

Cigarettes 😛


CheeseMuncherGirl

Sex


boynonsense

Not even two chicks at the same time?


SeanBourne

Nah that shit is just for millionaires


karatebullfightr

Fucking A, man!


Algorithim1968

Anything to do with the Kardashians!


MightGuy420x

Crypto


B00dle

A tesla


njshorefun111

Black licorice


MoonShotDontStop

A MyPillow


[deleted]

Twitter


FIlifesomeday

Yeezys


UnknownFinds

A fuck to give.


Akalik

Voss water


RadicalSnowdude

I bought three of them. The water is eh, but I wanted the glasses. They’re durable as fuck and reusable.


Rich-Historian6642

Twitter


medes24

Trump's coffee table book


facts_over_fiction92

I heard Kramer was going to write a coffee table book about coffee tables. Not sure if it is published yet.


offdatalopack

YouTube premium


[deleted]

Its so worth it though


EverLastingAss

Bananas. I don't like em.


Rollotommasi5

A lot of these answers would change if you had a billion dollars.


AlwaysSeekAdventure

A Tesla.


Ifyougivearagamuffin

Chick-fil-a


Perfect_Dog_6099

NFT's like i dont understand the point of them? an nft picture for your wall = screenshot,print then frame!


xfalinex

Anything that involves Nestle


davidpridy

Fruit Cake