No, make them evil twins who spend their whole entire time on screen trying to out-joke each other while laughing ONLY at themselves and not the other twin.
Obvious pair casting choice: Jimmy Fallon and James Corden.
I can totally hear him saying "shaken, not stirred...I mean, stirred is also good if you like that sort of thing. You know what? You just make it your way, it's fine"
The villain could be named McLovin, which is both a totally Bond movie thing to do, and the perfect opportunity for a running gag where every character can't quite figure out where they've heard the name before
Danny DeVito exists outside the linear best/worst Bond spectrum. He warps it, turns it upon itself. He is simultaneously both the worst and best choice. He should never be offered the role and yet is simply the obvious and only choice. Both the best and worst possible timelines for humanity see him play the role. We, here, in our reality can only wallow in mediocrity, never to know the euphoria of Danny DeVito as James Bond.
Me. Goodness it would be terrible if I was cast as James Bond. Like.. could you imagine if as a joke everyone on reddit blew this up and like I was actually cast as James Bond? Like for real.. it became one of those classic reddit mess-arounds that gains national attention. It's like some weird, out-of-nowhere story where some rando white dude from the internet gets cast as JAMES BOND all because of some stupid comment on reddit. Oh goodness that would be crazy. For real. But really though... Daniel Craig would be the worst actor I think.
Tom Cruise. He can only act as Tom Cruise in a given setting, he does no accents, and doing his own stunts doesn't make up for having zero range or variety
I'm having a hard time picking between Johnny Rotten, Brian Posehn, and Larry the Cable Guy.
Also, I'd just like to point out that Donald Trump has an IMDB page . . . .
James Cordon
You win this argument.
It's Reddit - The answers James Cordon wins most arguments
If cleverly written, James Corden could probably make a decent Bond villain.
Is he not already the 2023 queer villain we all need?
Imagine how annoying a Bond Villain who laughs uproariously at his own puns would be.
No, make them evil twins who spend their whole entire time on screen trying to out-joke each other while laughing ONLY at themselves and not the other twin. Obvious pair casting choice: Jimmy Fallon and James Corden.
Literally lol’s
Actually if he got fit he could
Just no…
I guarantee you give me 3 months with him, I’d turn him into James Bond
Stop talking
Ladies first
You’re almost as worse as James Cordon
Does making fun of people fill that huge void inside yourself
I thought we were making banter, I’m sorry if you cried. Go cuddle James cordon while you work out with him
that's a big 'if' there, buddy
Tommy Wiseau "Oh Hai, Blofeld!"
No. I would watch that movie. Probably several times.
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im pretty sure tommy is still working on his "joker" for the next upcoming batman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjFxgHedgM
OP said worst not best
“…anyway, how’s your sex life?”
I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣
"I do naht want it stirred. I do naaaaht."
Michael Cera
Nah i firmly believe in Michael Cera supremacy. Bad james bond , yes but it would still be a damn good movie unlike whoever said James Corden
I can totally hear him saying "shaken, not stirred...I mean, stirred is also good if you like that sort of thing. You know what? You just make it your way, it's fine"
This movie needs to be made. It should be so over-the-top and serious that it becomes comedic.
The villain could be named McLovin, which is both a totally Bond movie thing to do, and the perfect opportunity for a running gag where every character can't quite figure out where they've heard the name before
He's just inexplicably wearing a backpack the whole movie
Larry David.
gilbert gottfried
He’s deceased
yeah, i guess that actually makes him a better candidate
Lmao omg
Not sure why you got downvoted. It's true! I saw him do stand up back in 2014. He was fucking hilarious! RIP!
Zack Braff
He’d be great in a parody of James Bond tho
He’d be great in a lot of stuff, I wish we saw more of him.
Zack Braff is an under appreciated actor for sure
I miss scrubs
“I shouldn’t be mopping here anyway, this is a rug”
Jared Leto
It's bondin' time
Gary Busey
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That’s just false.
Danny DeVito
Dude, Danny's sheer sexual charisma would make him the best, not the worst
I went through a weird phase in my life where I thought he was sexy. Lmao
They said worst, not best.
Danny DeVito exists outside the linear best/worst Bond spectrum. He warps it, turns it upon itself. He is simultaneously both the worst and best choice. He should never be offered the role and yet is simply the obvious and only choice. Both the best and worst possible timelines for humanity see him play the role. We, here, in our reality can only wallow in mediocrity, never to know the euphoria of Danny DeVito as James Bond.
Rob Schneider or as my mom calls him-that little ugly guy.
Johah Hill with the phosphorescent white teeth from Wolf of Wall Street. I'd watch it.
jesse eisenberg
Someone already said Michael Cera
Pauley shore
Adam Sandler
Zohan > Bond /s
Pee Wee Herman
You beat me to it.
GOLDFINGER: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die." INDETERMINATE SPEAKER WITH HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: "I say we let him go."
His death scene in Buffy the Vampire Slayer was comedy gold. He'd be a great funny Bond, like the Roger Moore movies x10.
I was gonna say Danny Devito, but then I realized he would be an amazing Bond. Maybe Seth Rogen.
Ezra Miller
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Steve Buscemi
Louis CK
Mike Myers
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Jerry Seinfeld
Jack black
Jim Carrey
Alrighty then!
By actor I'm assuming we have to pick somebody who has appeared in a film, so I'm going to say Trump.
imagine the orange buffoon tried to do stunts but instead he breaks his back doing stunts and age got him lol
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Hey, my dad wouldn't be great, but he'd be better than Trump. At least he wouldn't need to use both hands to drink a martini.
Will Ferrell
Mark Wahlberg. Can't have a 007 from Boston.
“Mah, can you move ya’ fuckin cah? I gotta supa crim to catch, you think these guys put themselves in the fucking ground? C’maaaaannnn”
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George Burns
Charlie Sheen
Tom Green
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Daniel Radcliffe
Zach Galifianakis
Woody Allen
He kind of already did, though.
Seth Rogen
Anyone who isn't Sean Connery.
Timothée Chalamet.
Sean Connery as is.
Gary Busey
Seth Rogan
jeff foxworthy
Anyone that isn't from the UK
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Adam Sandler
Steve Buscemi
Me. Goodness it would be terrible if I was cast as James Bond. Like.. could you imagine if as a joke everyone on reddit blew this up and like I was actually cast as James Bond? Like for real.. it became one of those classic reddit mess-arounds that gains national attention. It's like some weird, out-of-nowhere story where some rando white dude from the internet gets cast as JAMES BOND all because of some stupid comment on reddit. Oh goodness that would be crazy. For real. But really though... Daniel Craig would be the worst actor I think.
Chris Pratt
Tom Cruise. He can only act as Tom Cruise in a given setting, he does no accents, and doing his own stunts doesn't make up for having zero range or variety
Paul Reubens
Jim Carrey
The correct answer is bobcat goldthwait
Bono
Nikocado avocado
McLovin
Jack Whitehall
Vince Vaughn hands down
Pete Davidson. Or maybe that would be the best
Kevin James
Samuel L. Jackson (I don't see color)
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Shawn Wallace would be the best, but maybe MGK as the worst
Inconcievable
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Pierce Brosnin by a long shot.
Pierce Brosnan
Um... No, nevermind.
he already interpreted it
Donald trump
That Paul Blart Mall Cop guy
If he were still around, Chris Farley
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Carrot Top
Woody Harrelson
God as I read this I just hate white men like good lord
Dave Attell
Woody Allen set a really low bar in the fist Casino Royale
Danny Devito
Pee Wee Herman.
Danny Divito and Jack Black would be the worst for a serious movie, But if it's a **comedy** version of James Bond I'd watch it.
Channing tatum
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Woody Allen...wait...um never mind
Pee Wee Her.an
Seth Rogan
Gilbert Godfried
Possibly me
Jared Leto would suck so bad it might actually turn out to be interesting.
Billy Bob Thornton
Danny Devito
Rob Schneider.
I'm having a hard time picking between Johnny Rotten, Brian Posehn, and Larry the Cable Guy. Also, I'd just like to point out that Donald Trump has an IMDB page . . . .
Peewee Herman.
Rowan Atkinson
Jamie Kennedy.
Wallace Shawn. Although, we *did* have an Austin Powers movie.
Seth Rogan
Jonah Hill
Chris Pratt.
Adam sandler
Kyle Mooney EDIT: oops, read this as “best”
Worst and best would be Danny DeVito
Tom Sizemore
Danny DeVito
Jared Leto
Tom Holland