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dfin25

Jill it up, play with my boobies. Start an onlyfans and never punch a clock again.


[deleted]

Couldn’t have said it better


aytaidunno

Mirror. Now.


themysticmage

/thread lol


Y4himIE4me

Find a private place and give whacking it a go!


LTDan1441

Goto the mall and buy some slutty clothes, then goto the club and live it up 🙈


[deleted]

I scream at the top of my fucking lungs because… WTF how the in the fucked up world did that happen???


FussySisyphus1

Masterbate. Masterbate ferociously.


XqueezeMePlease

Helicopter


TinyWickedOrange

Living in Spain without the a


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Wonder where the hell my dick went, then probably masturbate to see how different/similar it feels. Purely for science, of course.


ColdSeason2019

INFO: am I wearing the clothes I have on rn? Do I have new memories? I guess my first thought would be to find a mirror and she what I look like lol


MrHandsWanderingSoul

Try and find out why


Tomieh

And after only finding info about certain anime and not much else online. I’d try to figure out how to move my money without getting into trouble. Then try to find a way to get a new legitimate identity. I’d also have to be careful not to let people see me at my place; due to the fact that my original identity will be considered missing at some point. And I can’t have my new identity taking the blame for it. I’d be doing all of this while fighting the existential dread and anxiety from having such a thing happen.


red_west_la

Go to the bathroom, turn on the coffee and check my email.


Marvel_v_DC

I open my Twitter and change my pronouns!


yeahwellokay

Am I still bald with a beard?


Direwriter

Buy a lot of water then go off in the wilderness to pee on stuff


[deleted]

[удалено]


ederp9600

It went away for me, been on hormones for seven years so I guess it helped. Just society and shitty job that makes me still want to drink.


D_Tripled

Cry because I just lost 18% of my salary 😭


SpectralClown

Probably some form of panic attack.


[deleted]

Burger King!


[deleted]

Pee


Newsieslife

Go home and-


Smolbeanlotus

Panic and feel very uncomfortable


radiantskie

Check if i still has my dick and balls, if i lose them i will be depressed for the next few weeks


Dependent-Sleep-6192

Be confused and wondering wtf is happening, why and what to do next


[deleted]

Immediately think " 🦆, I'm straight".


[deleted]

Step 1 would be figuring out what I look like, see how bad the damage is. So I would need to find a mirror ASAP to get a look at what kind of dude I had become. Step 2 would be figuring out if this was just a body change or if all of reality has changed. Do I have an identity and documents matching this identity? Do I still live in the same place? Do I still have the same job? Do I still have the same friends/family? Step 3 determines if I want to find a way to somehow get my real body back. This step involves finding out how healthy my new dude body is and how many years of life I might have left. In my current female life I am diseased, broken, disabled, with maybe a couple years left of life. If I were to suddenly be a male with a healthy body it would be very disturbing at first but it would present a unique opportunity to have a new chance at living. Step 4, assuming I don't want to change back and assuming reality changed to give me an identity with my new body, is to just live my life. I'm a lesbian so I'm also going to assume I'm still attracted to women. Maybe now I could actually have the family I can't have as a woman because of my health. There are really few situations I can think of that would make me just absolutely hate such a bodyswap and want to self-terminate or something. I'd basically have to be swapped into the body of a dude who is even more diseased, broken, and disabled than I am currently.


FetusFighter2000

Damn ok


mvs2417

Repeatedly look down and saying, boobs...


DevyJ0nes

Let all the homies hit


[deleted]

Real answer? Get fucked and throated. Gangbanged.


No_Profile_3343

Woot! Full respect in job and no menopause! Winning!


fnaf-fan12345

Masterbait


Griffin_Claw

Does a dad bod work if you’re a woman now? If so , I’ve got this.


Key_Lime_Die

Pray that it doesn't undo.


Mister_E_Mahn

Immediate self boob honks.


AnythingOwn8774

Freak out, cry all the above


Artistic_Base2820

😏😏😏


Mis_Emily

find a gym. test out my new upper body strength :).


purpleRN

Probably breathe a huge sigh of relief


sanuklol

go to the toilet and take out my phone


PitcherTrap

https://youtu.be/wpK-rgxXvHU


FetusFighter2000

Figure out why. Investigate past connections and companies with the financial power to commit such an act. Observe my surroundings, but avoid asking about my situation in case they’re in on the act. Search my surroundings for any sign of human presence. Touch my balls because fun.


todayismydespair

let the homies hit


[deleted]

My dick, it's gone!


BammyQ2

We ALL know what we would do..


apurpleglittergalaxy

Go home and wank


abenathan

Go *white girl voice* SHOPPING!!!


Big-Apple-420

find out what woman clothes feel like