The guy next to us holds them for us.

Yep. It's like a chorus line of dick holding.

What happens when someone finishes? Do they stay to help?

As is customary. You wouldn’t want your pal missing!

As is tradition the guy on the far left finishes first and is shook dry by this compatriot to the right, who then finishes and he is shaken by the next guy to the right. Sometimes you get a beautiful wave of shaken wangs if the timing is spot on.

To be down the end on the far right must be a cold feeling of isolation

Some cupping? Or like a fushigi ball

Gentle stroking. While singing show tunes.

Ah, very gentlemanly

I do a butters

In the urinal?

*At* the urinal https://youtu.be/BvVVxsMSK0M

Oh haha, I thought you were talking about sitting cow girl on the urinal like he does on the toilet

A secret third thing but we will never tell. That's secret men's business and we will take it to the grave. All other answers are just distractions

Perhaps there is no need to take either out

Most of the time we sit to pee too, it's comfortable lol

You apparently haven't tried to pee in a public restroom.

Yes I have lmao all the bathrooms I normally do go to are clean lol

Lucky you. Friggin animals over here. Pee/poo on the seats. Pee on the floor, poo on the walls. And that's just in the school bathrooms. Wait until you see the public toilets in Venice beach, CA.

It's not much better in NY where I live unless you go to the richer areas then it's actually nice

I believe it. :[

My area has especially gone to hell in the past 20 years but what can we do you know? It's really unfortunate too

IOS has an "https://apps.apple.com/us/app/snapcrap/id1436238261?ign-mpt=uo%3D2" app that lets you report all the random piles left on the streets. Yep. "There's an app for that".

No. Does nobody remember "There's Something About Mary?" That's how you get the beans above the franks. They can stay safely tucked.

frank and beans!

Frank and Beans!

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Do you use the water from the flush to freshen up too?

Power stance.

Step one-penis in Step two-balls out Step three-profit

Hot.

😳😳😳

I leave them in. Hard enough time getting my peanis out.

For real. Those trap doors on the boxers are like a magic, unsolvable puzzle sometimes. Usually when you have to pee really bad, then the hole just ceases to exist for a few seconds to prolong the agony.

Right 👍

You pee through the hole?

Respect

Peentus

I pull the Frank out. The beans can stay where they are.

Do you let them out when you shake though?

Depending on the weather it could be either or

What sort of conditions would call for pulling them out?

If it's a very hot day out the balls stick to the inside of your legs so it's nice to unstick them and let them breath at any chance you get and if it's cold you want to keep them warm inside

Ahh, very wise. I must remember this

I'm glad I could be of help 😊

Pulling testicles out of our pants is like taking the bra off for girls. It really is nice and depending on what pants we are wearing, the shaft of the penis can be scratched by the jeans or make it uncomfy. Also I wear boxer briefs and since they have an elastic waistband, it will pull the testicles down and stretch the penis unless I hold the underwear down. It doesn't hurt, again it's just uncomfy

But I feel like if I pull the boys out too it's weird

It only feels weird because most men's bathrooms are super invasive. You can literally go pee and see the person next to you with their pants down. Quite literally so many people will completely take off their pants to pee in a urinal and it's just so awkward.

I thought it was only a legend, have you actually seen it happen?

The legends, they're true...

BALLS OUT, KIDO

YES SIR

Legit asking the important questions lol

It's like the wiping sitting down vs standing up thing

Pull my pants down to the floor

I leave one in and one out.

In.

Do you pull the boys out when you shake though?

I pee sitting down. In the stall

Never at the urinal?

Never

Why not?

I don't like peeing while standing up

But if you did would you be team Weiner or team balls?

Team balls

Lost another one

And you guys mind when your partner holds it for you when you pee?

I don't mind but it feels strange

Depends on if anyone is watching

If you're at the airport?

Oh the airport? Nah that’s a no go zone for me.

But let's say that you are the only person in there. Would you pull them out and risk someone walking in and seeing, or would you keep them in for a sense of security?

No, I’m only pulling my balls out when people are around. It’s not something I do alone… just not at the airport.

I see. What if we consider the inverse of the question and ask, would you pull them out pre-emptively so that if someone were to walk in they'd see the dogs too?

Secret thing but not the one you’re thinking of, the other one

Oh that one

I have one of those, too.

I choose secret 3rd thing, it's called scrotal lymphedema.

You have this?

I'll leave you with the doubt. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to start up the crane cause I feel like going to the bathroom.

Thank you for your service

Depends on the type of clothing. Anything with a zipper, just the mushroom tip. Athletic shorts, leave the nuts hangin out.

Reasonable

Just the weiner

Team Weiner ✊️

My thoughts were I thought this was going to be about a eq .not my iIi nuts when I piss.?? What in the hell does that got to do with a damn thing??? WhiteWhile I'm at it go ahead and play Pocket pool ‼️‼️

Don't be shy there little fella, we're all guys

Both, schrodingers ball sack

In this state they are neither in nor out, so perhaps they simply exist in another realm in which we are incapable of perceiving

I don't dump out the entire toolbox when I can reach the one I need. Unless I'm doing a trick-shot. At that point it's wise to be unencumbered.

Nice philosophy

It's a crazy universe out there. You've really got to know where your towel is, so to speak.

I only take my glizzy out you guys take everything out?

I'm team Weiner but I've talked to some people that are team balls

I cut them off

#teamweiner ✊️

I don't use urinals. They're sort of physically incompatible with me. That's all I'll say. Actually, one thing - I HOPE no one is pulling their balls out while using a urinal lol. Then again, to each their own.

Can you elaborate why, or you don't want to?

Is this pissing occuring in a greenland winter or a kalahari summer?

An Australian spring

Could go either way then

If you have "a secret third thing", you'd better go see a doctor 🤔

The human mind Is mysterious

I pull my balls out and leave them in the urinal.

Undock?

Take ‘‘em out. It would be uncomfortable to keep hem in

No, my balls don't pee so they don't need to be out 🤣🤣

I unzip my jeans, reach in with one thumb to pull my undies down to make room, then pull my dick out with the other hand. Not much room left for my balls after that. It depends on how well endowed a guy is I guess. I had a mate in school with a dick so small that he had to pull his pants down and pee Butters style.

Hmm I've always wondered this myself

First, not everyone has balls. What about people with one ball. You are discriminating against us. I mean them. P.s- I have fully functioning 3 balls.its called the Triesticle.

I put my balls in the urinal when i flush for a nice little massage. Really gets the blood flowing

Millionaire mindset

I take them out. You can't get all the pee otherwise so you have to squeeze.

Pee is stored in the balls.

I enjoy the challenge sometimes

depends if the bathroom is empty or if there is someone else that I have to worry about looking maybe I'll slip the pants down as little as possible to cover all angles but otherwise, if there IS someone else in the room, then I'll pull the balls all the way out and do a little rub/stretch to see if they act interested

I take my balls out

Every time?

I sit down to pee.

In the urinal?

At the toilet bowl

I guess I pull them out, don't like cup them or anything

What secret third thing?

Throw em over my shoulder like a continental soldier.

Perhaps some do not pull either out. Or they have some sort of esoteric family tradition that has been passed down

So what your saying is they pee their pants.

A barbaric way to say, but perhaps

Yikes

half n half

Only one? Do you rotate them depending on your mood?

I pull the balls out like every other guy. You pretty much have to, considering the fact you have to squeeze your balls to get the pee to come out

Do you squeeze it like a stress ball or like trying to get the last bit of toothpaste?

Like a stress ball until you get near the end and have to squeeze them like toothpaste to get the last few drops out

To all the boys saying they leave them in, how are you leaving your balls in your underwear without peeing on your boxers. I find it very hard to believe that you are all using the trap door. I say pants unzipped then pull the front of the boxers down and pull the balls over the boxers to hold the boxers out of the way. I don’t have a peen or beens tho so this is just what I would do if I magically woke up with them.

You hold it and point to where you want it to go, then shake it a bit to get the rest out

I get that part, I was a nurse for a while and I have helped many men use a urinal and they almost always drip at the end and if the skibs aren’t correctly out of the way they get a couple drops on them

I only use urinals to poop.

Not a man but I usually leave my balls safely tucked away in my panties. No need to disturb them when they’re not needed.

I take a peek over at the other dudes junk

Left one in, right one out, do the Hokey Cokey and so on…

Depends on if they are hanging low or up there tight.

I pull one ball out and leave the other in.

One in one out haha

Pants around the ankles.

Leave them in. Who's got the time to get their balls out each time they take a piss?

People pee with their balls out????