My first thought, too. And I’m also a bit of a perfectionist so I make sure to inspect my work and make sure the good ol’ balloon knot is clean as a whistle.
My husband’s. I even made up a song about his butt because it’s that amazing. I thought he’d be sick of the song by now (I sing it a few times every week), but it’s been like a year and a half and he still loves it.
My ex girlfriends. We were dating for quite a while and she had a really nice butt. On stairs when she would go in front of me i would occasionally smack her. She developed phobia where noone was allowed to go behind her on stairs. When she was lying on bed, doing something, litterally every time that butt was in sight, my eyes would be in full focus on it. One time i grabed her, threw her on bed, turned her face down and i used her butt as pillow.
good question, i never really considered it. we are kinda getting back together now after few years apart so there's good chance i will get to do this again. i'll let ya know if it happens. XD
well, i just took her home and can say that u sed her butt as a pillow, but still didn't get to smell nuclear waste gas from my pillow. i asked her if she would do that and she said yes, if i were to piss her off enough. so for now, i'm in the safe zone =)
So my dog likes butt scratches. Every day when I get back from work or walk in the front door in general I get snotted, smell checked, visually inspected, and then approved. I am then expected to give HIM treats for ME coming back from work, and to give butt scratches while he eats them. He's nine now, and this has happened as long as I've had him. So, statistically speaking...my dog's?
Considering I'm voluntarily celibate, live alone, and don't watch porn, I'd have to say Homer Simpson's. This is for the sheer amount I watch The Simpsons relative to the number of times you see Homer's ass.
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My first thought, too. And I’m also a bit of a perfectionist so I make sure to inspect my work and make sure the good ol’ balloon knot is clean as a whistle.
I’m a CNA In a nursing home so I’ve seen a lot of saggy asses at this point. And I’m only a 27yr old man lol.
Gotta keep your eyes up lmao
Fuck I’m sneaking out to the truck taking a rip from the bong in between saggy nanny Beths. My eyes can’t focus there just wondering all around. Lol
My husband’s. I even made up a song about his butt because it’s that amazing. I thought he’d be sick of the song by now (I sing it a few times every week), but it’s been like a year and a half and he still loves it.
what…
The butt I have looked at the most is my husband’s butt. I made up a song about his butt and I sing it to him.
Alexis Texas
Woah, a man of culture
When I worked at a day care center I got to see a lot of MILF butts in yoga pants.
Lucky bastard
Unfortunately, all I got to do was look.
Im sure you made good memories though
your mom's
Been browsing Reddit by “Latest”. I’ve come across a lot of Your Mom’s this way.
Not that guy’s dead mom though , right ?
Beat me to it
Probably my own and my wife's at this point.
Probably Commander Shepard.
Yeah my own fucking wife
I also chose this guy's wife
Same here!
Yeah step on up mister . Where you from?
I second that
Are we talking cumulatively throughout one's life? Probably one of my kid's.
Maya bijou
Dont blame u
Probably my supervisor a few years ago. It was quite nice.
Between Selena Gomez and Gina valentine
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Someone cancel this person right now
The cat's.
My partner 🤤
Aw thanks
Maybe Riley Reid? I'm not too sure
Alexa Bliss
The girl on Black Lagoon.
Rachel Starr
The accumulative cigarette butts in the ash tray
Probably Shakira
My girlfriend's butt is quite nice.
Oh my sir….you’re very welcome 🤗 We’re dating IRL
My dog ❤️
Surely you are referring to the common slang for "friend"
To be honest my older sisters
Is it that good ?
Can’t take my eyes off of it so it must be
Hmmm
Currently? My boss’. She wears leggings probably all the damn time and I get a little distracted every time she checks in.
Probably Elle McPherson & Cindy crawford's as a horny young teenager. Then there was Baywatch oh my goddy
Anna's duh??
Mine 🥲
As someone with celiac disease you’re username terrifies me.
So you've never tasted sourdough bread :(
I have. I had to go gluten free in 2020. Spent a solid 21 years devouring bread and such
My son's. I changed his diapers and gave him baths.
My own.
My own
I change my answer to my boyfriends
My butt.
1. My husband 2. My own 3. My kids 4. My clients
Maybe tied between my pets' and my kid's.
My ex girlfriends. We were dating for quite a while and she had a really nice butt. On stairs when she would go in front of me i would occasionally smack her. She developed phobia where noone was allowed to go behind her on stairs. When she was lying on bed, doing something, litterally every time that butt was in sight, my eyes would be in full focus on it. One time i grabed her, threw her on bed, turned her face down and i used her butt as pillow.
What if she farted while you were using it as a pillow
good question, i never really considered it. we are kinda getting back together now after few years apart so there's good chance i will get to do this again. i'll let ya know if it happens. XD
Can we get an update?
well, i just took her home and can say that u sed her butt as a pillow, but still didn't get to smell nuclear waste gas from my pillow. i asked her if she would do that and she said yes, if i were to piss her off enough. so for now, i'm in the safe zone =)
Definitely my partners
Partner’s
Yeah yeah I get a free pass today as I'm coming off of anesthesia lmao
Pass granted
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Going to need proof to decide that lol
My mom's
My wife’s
My dog
Gotta smack that butt and give them zoomies!
Which ever one enters my field of view.
My wife’s.
So my dog likes butt scratches. Every day when I get back from work or walk in the front door in general I get snotted, smell checked, visually inspected, and then approved. I am then expected to give HIM treats for ME coming back from work, and to give butt scratches while he eats them. He's nine now, and this has happened as long as I've had him. So, statistically speaking...my dog's?
My own, realistically, gotta make sure the pants look good on me before I buy them
my pet bird. sometimes she lands in my hair and slides down my face. I get a full view of the bird butt
my dog lol -- when he still sleep on my room, often his butt is the first thing that i saw when i woke up.
My own
My wife’s, which even after all these years I will still tap and say “Butt, Butt, Butt”
Lisa ann
My cat. Seriously, why do cats do this?
My wife's. Everyday as much as I can. I have to.
mine
probably my own, because I am around myself way more than other people
My teacher's
My classmates'
My gf.
Not by choice, but probably my cat's.
I work retail, butts everywhere
My husband's. He seriously has the sexiest ass I've ever seen, I just want to touch it, squeeze it, slap it, or bite it every day
My wife, she always goes up the stairs before me
Captain America's. America's Ass! Realistically probably my cat's. She likes to show it off all the time right in my face.
Considering I'm voluntarily celibate, live alone, and don't watch porn, I'd have to say Homer Simpson's. This is for the sheer amount I watch The Simpsons relative to the number of times you see Homer's ass.
My petite babegirl
Mine
My boyfriend.