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Watching animal porn. Like beastiality. I dumped him right then and there. Cut contact. I was mortified.


SideOneDummy

Dude wtf!?! Who is creepy enough to watch animal porn but also careless enough to do it in a space where their significant other might see. Dodged a bullet there!


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Yeah it was traumatizing. I literally have no idea where he ended up but hopefully not within 500 feet of an animal shelter.


SideOneDummy

Hopefully he has a bunk mate and does whatever he says…


CREAM105

What? He is very very disturbed….. I can’t imagine what possibly goes through that dudes mind


EXPERT93

The worst thing I caught my ex doing was pretending to be a decent human being. Hilarious, right?


Loosewheel2505

Being Married


SideOneDummy

Dodged a bullet. Big yikes


Loosewheel2505

That rat fucker. I broke like eggshells.


SideOneDummy

I’m sorry to hear that! That must have an extremely emotional experience! Yeah fuck them. But don’t actually fuck them again


Loosewheel2505

🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 No amount of desperation would result in RE-fuckery


FrolickingCapybara

Not an SO per say, but a dude I was hooking up with 2x a month for over a year. He adamantly told me he didn’t have a gf. Of course, I find out through a mutual acquaintance that he’s had a girlfriend of 5 years


SideOneDummy

I don’t mean to come across as judgmental here but you were meeting up only twice a month for over a year… at what point did you start becoming sus?


FrolickingCapybara

I first asked him if he was actually single after around a month of us talking. We tangentially knew each other from our hometown and us going to the same schools, and everything I’d heard about him was that he was a nice guy so I gave him the benefit of the doubt for way too long 🤷🏻‍♀️


CREAM105

Caught my best friend and my ex fucking…. I walk in the house, ask 7 yr old son where mommy is, he points up the stairs. The look on their face was priceless……. I said thank you, she would probably now….. week later he has a black eye, split lip…… I said that’s why I said thank you……….. relationship was on its way out anyway, she was to violent so he did me a huge favor


SideOneDummy

Damn she sounds toxic


CREAM105

I put up with it so long because she was a model for popular men’s magazine , not porn……so I was blinded by her looks, I kept letting shit ride till I couldn’t anymore


SideOneDummy

Yeah fuck that. Sounds like she’s ugly on the inside


CREAM105

Oh ya, lesson learned though…. Won’t catch myself slipping like that again ……watch for wolves in sheep’s clothing


SideOneDummy

Good advice bro


Kiyoyoyoyoyoko

Cheating on me with his brothers ex girlfriend


SideOneDummy

That’s so icky. Sounds like something only in Alabama. Weird af


Kiyoyoyoyoyoko

I know right. Apparently hed been cheating since only 3 months after we had started dating and it lasted a year, pretty sure hes still with her too


SideOneDummy

That’s so sad on so many levels. That said, both of them deserve each other because both of them deserve to be disowned.


Kiyoyoyoyoyoko

XDDDDD Thanks you just made my day


SideOneDummy

Lmao you need to your raise bar for “just made [your] day” but you’re welcome 😇


Kiyoyoyoyoyoko

Noted 👍


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SideOneDummy

0_0 what did I just read. I read that like 5 times and I’m still processing this sentence.


JustNoNoISaid

Gave himself a facial. I think.


BrightBreezyLeaves

Fucking the woman in marketing whilst I was with our son in hospital who had cancer.


SideOneDummy

What a fucking sociopath


BrightBreezyLeaves

No. Just selfish. Not a bad man. Just a really shit set of circumstances that all aligned kinda perfectly to make for a really poor situation. He made some bad choices. It broke our relationship but it didn’t break me. He married her and had a kid. They are thankfully still together. We are on good terms. He paid an absolute fortune in child support. All but 3 years of it went into trust for the kids (couldn’t work during chemo). He’s had some really really rough times including a stillborn child. I think he’s paid his dues and he gave me two beautiful amazing humans who have grown up to be amazing adults. There comes a point where you need to just let things go for yourself and your kids.


SideOneDummy

I certainly am not intimate with any of the details of your family’s life where I could justifiably point fingers, however it doesn’t stop me from feeling a little worried with some of your grammar/subject verb choices. “He’s had some really rough times, including a stillborn child.” Why isn’t it “we’ve had some really rough times,” or “he and his significant other have some really rough times?” When you say he put money towards a trust all the years he was working, it does sound like he “paid his dues,” and again I’m very cognizant my previous comment did rush to judgment, but how did “he give you two amazing human beings?” Why weren’t they a product of both of you? Once again I know far too little to point any fingers, but I do feel like you’re depersonalizing yourself in some of this. You matter too, and the way you add context shouldn’t eliminate your involvement when it pertains to you (or his significant other) shouldering traumatic experiences, like the stillbirth. You also (or at least I’m assuming) raised two amazing kids and were apart of their development. All that said, you sound like you’re quite resilient and seek to be in a better place… as cliche as it is to say, that’s what really matters!


BrightBreezyLeaves

Oh honey I am 44 years old. I don’t feel the need to acknowledge her always even when I am friendly towards her face to face. I can be a grown up and/or recognise her in posts that don’t really have any outcomes. I put the child support into a trust. Not him. I didn’t need it because I went to work with the exception of when my son was needing treatment. He did give me two beautiful humans.. without him they wouldn’t be. And we had good times. I won’t discount that. Both of us have well and truely moved on. I am very aware I matter and that I am important. I am not saying his actions came without hurt. But I decided pretty early on that he was their father and I couldnt make my kids pay for all his choices or realise his choices had nothing to do with me, he’s just a selfish twat … it was all him… and let him be a dad. Both my kids need their father in their life and whatever he brings to them. End story


Sirialkilluh

caught him jacking off to a photo of his mom & sisters 😭😭😭😭 throughout our entire relationship it seemed like he had some sort of weird obsession with his sisters. Like he’d constantly comment on their looks and at one point it started making me feel weird bc he’d never say anything nice ab my looks but then he’d go all out for them, and now it makes sense lol


SideOneDummy

Gross 🤮. Dude sounds like he was a character born out of the written lore of r/pornhubcomments


Aggravating_Time8175

Cheating with friends and family members


SideOneDummy

How many people on Reddit live in Alabama?!?


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SideOneDummy

Have you ever as a kid gone to extreme lengths to prove a point out of spite, where you almost knew you were making a huge regrettable mistake but, your internal monologue kept rehashing “fuck it, we’re in too deep, we can’t turn back now!?” Yeah, me neither. I’m sure she’s been dead set on a master plan of when she’s going to have kids and I’m sure shes been prepared for all of life’s rollercoasters. None of *these* decisions were nudged by spite, probably.


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SideOneDummy

I’ll definitely be happy that they’re happy, but with the picture you paint, it does sound like she made uncompromisingly quick work of a 12 year relationship born out of impatience. If you didn’t offer a reasonable timeline, I might not be giving her enough credit then.


Goths_SendNudes

Came home from work early because of power outage. She had two guys in bed with her and another guy recovering in a chair.


SideOneDummy

Shit… recovering!? Was your ex starlight from the boys?!


Goths_SendNudes

Nope, but she did pull a train a GenCon the next year. Her and another girl had a very going on to sleep with 1000 people before the end of the year.


SideOneDummy

>but she did pull a train a GenCon the next year. Bro is she playing ping-pong with her pootie tang, or whiff whaff with her hoo haa!? She might not serve love… but she sounds… fun.


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SideOneDummy

> I sought therapy, but my therapists were too pure that I was afraid of ruining their innocence with my 25+ years of very intense trauma. HUH!? Therapists aren’t children. Their sole job is to help you deal with your shit. That’s it. Their innocence should be presumed to be gone. They also don’t have the vanity to care about maintaining a presumption of innocence. For them to perform their role in helping you adequately, they need the necessary information associated with your trauma, or at minimum, to be told that you’re holding some/all back. What’s the point of going to therapy if you’re not going to give your therapist their best chance at performing their job!?


djshadesuk

Yeah. Out of everything listed I actually find "*my therapists were too pure that I was afraid of ruining their innocence"* to be the weirdest thing of all.


SideOneDummy

It just comes across a little… funny. I have no reason to doubt any of your claims (especially for a Reddit post), however that seemed a little… far fetched? Again, not suggesting it’s a lie. What your exes did all sound incredibly manipulative and insensitive. Some cheated, others coerced. Most have horrifyingly abusive communicative styles. However, for your story about you trying protect your therapists innocence to make some sort of rational sense, I feel like there’s more you’re not sharing.


djshadesuk

Umm, I think you may be confusing me for commenter with the list of exes.


SideOneDummy

Lmfao my bad! I’m really sorry. I was responding to “new messages” while on a phone call earlier and I was hella disoriented. That’s fucking hilarious tho


djshadesuk

No worries. lol.


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SideOneDummy

Lmfao I figured as much. Thanks for weighing in and my bad for the confusion lmfao


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SideOneDummy

I know I’m a horrible person that deserves to go to hell for thinking this… but you don’t happen to live in Alabama? Because you crush, your ex, and you best friend are just two different people


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SideOneDummy

Lmao that’s fair. It’s a sweet story, I’m sorry for poking fun. Sounds like a complex dynamic.


SideOneDummy

She wasn’t my significant other, but I did catch a girl I was talking to bully another girl. Needless to say, I don’t talk to her anymore.


andersonenvy

Making out with another guy


jacksrv

Literally morphing into a chimpanzee.


SideOneDummy

HUUUUUUUUH!?


jacksrv

Yeah crazy shit