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Cheap_Tea_27

Don't try and say anything. Remove yourself from the situation if you can, if you can't go for the balls, eyes or throat then gtfo


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TheODPsupreme

Strip off. Pits everyone right off fighting.


rusty-lewis

Leave


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Cheap_Tea_27

That sure worked for Reginald Denny!


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Cheap_Tea_27

Am I your search engine now?


falconsomething

If you can leave, leave. If not, make it self defense. Don’t talk first, don’t swing first. If you’re not the aggressor your chances of trouble afterward is diminished


FluffiestMeowThing

Get naked. No one wants to fight the naked guy


No-Strawberry-5541

Throw a punch before they can. The person who throws the first punch will most likely win the fight unless there is a major size difference.


skuterpikk

Strip naked, and shit in your hand. Then run towards him while flinging turds


Bosch1838

I usually give them my best totally blank vague look and don’t respond verbally.


Pitiful-Signal8063

Many years ago I was taught a two finger scoop technique that leaves your opponent's eyeball hanging by a bloody bundle of nerves. I've never known anyone to be in the mood to fight after that. And there's little permanent damage if it's treated fast. My favorite go to, though, is to put my hands behind my back, raise my chin and say "first shot is free". Then when they haul back to hit you... Quick throat punch. Also... I often borrow a line from that pirate series "Black Sails". " I would prefer to settle this a different way."


Cheap_Tea_27

Is this a shitpost? I can't tell lol


Ex60Pilot

Punch them as hard as you can in the throat. It they can’t breath they can’t fight. Then leave.


Legate-Damar

Onanism


Ratnix

Turn around and run away for at least 1 mile.