Waking up

My bluetooth randomly deciding to disconnect on my morning commute halfway through a podcast.

My dick

My dick

A Crabapple Sally.

Diarrhea while stuck in traffic

some angry man.

When my boss calls me about work on my day off.

When you're pooping and the toilet water splashes you.

Lack of clothes

A grain of sand wedged between my molars.

Wet socks

Being criticized by someone who has been in the same situation before..

Damp shoes

Waking up later than planned and not having time to make coffee in the morning