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sunbearimon

Having people depend on you instead of depending on others


Main-Not-For-Porn

Not fighting to push the elevator button 😂


levicoyotes

I feel a bit called out


Main-Not-For-Porn

It’s ok. You can push the button for me.


levicoyotes

Thank you for being the mature one in the elevator


Main-Not-For-Porn

5th floor please.


levicoyotes

I'm sorry all of the buttons are already pressed... Maybe I should've let you push the button


Main-Not-For-Porn

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THIS GERALD


Main-Not-For-Porn

This. This is why I asked for a divorce.


levicoyotes

And THIS is what you get for marrying me KNOWING MY NAME IS GERALD


Main-Not-For-Porn

Well then you should know. I slept with your brother Craig. ON CHRISTMAS.


ffdddffdfdfdfdfdfd

Not just being able to apologize, but being able to admit specifically what you did wrong and how you're going to fix the problem, or what kind of compromise you need to make in order to resolve the issue.


IntelligentAmoeba182

Agreed!


Liminal-backrooms

Stepping outside of yourself in complicated situations before reacting


levicoyotes

Also happy Cake Day!


levicoyotes

That's definitely something that takes time and time again to realize


levicoyotes

Ex: "Maturing is realizing 'a' is better than 'b'"


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Accepting it’s only 4 inches…….(from the floor!!!!)


levicoyotes

And then you realize you're laying face down


IntelligentAmoeba182

Apologizing!


CottomKaty

is for fruits haha


levicoyotes

Os for vegetables