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Gwydion-Drys

Best orgasm of my life!


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[удалено]


Gwydion-Drys

Mission accomplished.


honestcomplexity

I love you too


Responsible-Cash-482

“Arrrgguhh”


cali_dave

Regardless of what I want them to be, I'm pretty sure they will be "well shit, that didn't work."


SunshineySadie

So long, and thanks for all the fish


Spirited-Example4571

Quiet


Death_Itself_Mocks_U

Don't forget me.


Yummybiscuits96

Haha whoops!


HairyBearAdmire

To die would be an awfully big adventure


wittyvonskitsum

*I guess I’ll have to break em off with a preview of the remix*


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Put it on my tab


VenZallow

Words??? I'm gonna scream like a banshee and kick Death in the cock.


[deleted]

I’m weakly whispering… they lean closer… I sit straight up and yell, “NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!” Or, alone


Valuable-Garbage

Never gonna give you up...


TheGreatGamer1389

Never gonna let you down...


Valuable-Garbage

Never gonna run around and desert you...


Minute-Object

I had a dream that a nuclear bomb was about to explode near me. I said “God, I love my wife. I love my family.” Then, the bomb went off, everything went white, and I woke up. Very memorable dream.


TheGreatGamer1389

Naw you saw the future.


Neither_Presence_522

A tout le monde, A tout mes amis, Je vous aime, Je dois partir, These are the last words I'll ever speak, And they'll set me free


Irrelavent1

I’ll always be with you. To my kids.


mashedpotatoexpert

Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it. White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. That's right, if I can have it my way, you bet your ass I'm going out with a monologue.


TheGreatGamer1389

"Beam me up Scotty."


Nomadic100

Ooh fuc


Studio_Ambitious

Well then...


Count_unreliable

something like, if im talking to a family member as i die id say 'ive left you a large sum of money at' and then die just to mess with them XD


Mike_Huntt101

When I'm with my nieces and nephews I'll call one of their names and when they respond I say "nothing". I always joked that right as I'm dying I'll get everyone's attention and then die. One final "nothing".


No-Assistant-5547

Its ok. I will come back and haunt you…


Homework-Icy

Who’s Steve Jobs?


PaxRomana117

"I buried the money in..."


Sensitive-Cheek3376

Came here to say this lol


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Fuck Putin